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Hi there Dudes and Dudettes, well this is it, my first Axial Force release...
I noticed many ppl were interested in IRC but didn't really know how to get on
it and what to do there, so this should help those dudes

BTW, if ya'r getting sick from that stupid sound and stars on the background
just read the read.me phile! ;)



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IRC stands for Internet Relay Chat, it's a service where you can conversate 
with ppl all over the globe just by typing in real time! 
It was Jarkko Oikarinen from Finland who wrote IRC first in 1988 for Unix but
I'm gonna spare ya all that bullshit, if you really wonna know 'bout that go
to yar local library and steal a book 'bout the history of IRC! :p

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Well first of all you need a Internet conection(PPP, Slip, Shell, whatever)..
This is what you do :

When ya got a shell account or you're a Linux(Unix) user :
----------------------------------------------------------

you log into yar ISP(you all know how to do that, do you?) 
you type IRC <irc server><switches> <nick>

where <irc server> is the IRC server where you wonna log in(read on to find
a list of IRC erver)
 <switches> are switches you can use(depends on what IRC-client yar ISP has)
            You don't have to care 'bout those, they're only interesting when
            you work with scripts(more on that later)
 <nick>     is yar nickname

that's it, now, you're on IRC!

When ya work with Windowzz or Mac :
-----------------------------------

Than you first have to download an IRC-client, just use yar FTP or Webbrowser 
and go search for one(meel if ya want me to send one to you)...

When you got that IRC-client(mIRC is the best!) you'll have to set up that program
(look at the included helpfiles)

connect to the IRC like described in the help-files :)


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Well, now you're connected to an IRC server so now you have to join some channels
and do some stuff

To do all the stuff you need commands, those commands are all tha same for
Linux, Windowzz, Mac, Amiga... so I'm gonna list all those commands here with
a short explenation what they do :

All commands must be proceeded by an "/" !!

/join <chan>            let's you join a channel(#) 
                        e.g. /join #axf

/nick <nick>            changes your current nick to <nick>
                        e.g. /nick Fitzroy

/leave <chan>           let's you leave a channel(does the same as /part)
                        e.g. /leave #axf

/part <chan>            same as /leave
                        e.g. /part #axf

/msg <nick|chan> <msg>  send a private <msg>(message) to <nick> or <chan>

/ctcp <nick> <action>   ask information 'bout <nick>, <action> can be :
                        finger(name+additional nfo), version(chat prog), 
                        ping(does a ping), time(local time), etc...
                        e.g. /ctcp Fitzroy ping

/mode <channel> <+|->   changes a mode on <nick> or a channel <+|-> on or off,
<mode> <nick>           read on to get a complete list of all modes
                        e.g. /mode #axf +o Fitzroy

/dcc <action> <nick>    does a DCC action(send, chat) on <nick>
                        e.g. /dcc chat fitzroy

/notify <nick>          let's you notify when sombody logs in, for example,
                        when you wonna know when I log in, you typ 
                        /notify Fitzroy

/ignore <nick> (<all>)  when you're tired of listening to sombody's bullshit,
                        turn that on and you wont see any messages from him
                        to trun it off use /ignore off
                        e.g. /ignore lamer

/who <chan|name>        gives nfo 'bout who's on <chan> OR let's you know who's
                        logged in with a certain address(if you wonna know where
                        and what Belgians are logged in type /who *.be)
                        e.g. /who #axf	

/whois <nick>           some nfo 'bout <nick>

/list (<options>)       gives a list of ALL channels, it might be better you
                        use the -min10 option so you'll only get the channels
                        with more than 10 ppl on it.
                        e.g. /list -min10

/link                   gives you a list of ALL IRC server, be aware this list
                        can be HUGE
                        e.g. /link (huh, pretty difficult he ;) )

/stas                   nfo 'bout the server, not very interesting...
                        e.g. /stats (there we go again ;) )

/info                   even more boring nfo

/away <msg>             marks you as being away, everybody who'll send you a
                        private msg will be told the <msg>
                        e.g. /away to the toilet, brb

/clear                  wipes yar screen
                        e.g. /clear (whow, that was hard!)

/qeury <nick>           everything you say than will go private to <nick> without
                        always typing /msg
                        e.g. /query Fitzroy

/cmdch <chr>            when you don't like the "/" to type before all the commands
                        you can change it to <chr>
                        e.g. /cmdch $

/quit <reason>          disconnects you from the IRC-server with the leaving 
                        message <reason>
                        e.g. /quit got to eat

/names <chan>           let's you know who's on the channel
                        e.g. /names #axf

/me <msg>               does an action, when I type /me shoots all tha lamers,
                        all the people on the channel will see : 
                        Fitzroy shoots all tha lamers
                        e.g. /me takes a beer

/topic <chan> <topic>   changes the topic on <chan> to <topic>, this can only
                        be used by non-ops when the -t flag is of
                        e.g. /topic #axf Axial Force Rulezzzz

/invite <nick> <chan>   invites <nick> to <chan>
                        e.g. /invite Fitzroy #axf

The next command you can only do when you've got ops(operator), that means 
there's a @ in front of your nick 

/kick <chan> <nick>     kicks <nick> of <chan> with <reason>(when you don't specify 
<reason>                a reason you nick will be there). Only do that 
                        when some1 is bothering you!

for most of the modes you'll need ops
Like I said, something more 'bout those mode :

 Mode                   what it does
 ----                   ------------
  n                     doesn't allow messages from outside the channel

  t                     topic protection, only allow topic changes from ops

  i                     invite-only, this means you can only join the channel
                        when you're invited

  k                     puts a key(= password) on the channel, ppl can only
                        join that channel when they know that key

  b                     bans(+) or unbans(-) somebody from the channel
                        *  /mode +b shit!*@*  --> bans everybody with the nick shit
                        *  /mode +b *!*shit@* --> bans everybody with shit in his IP address
                        *  /mode +b *!*@*aol.com --> bans everybody from the AOL provider(well, AOL isn't a real ISP, but.. :) )
                        *  /mode -b *!*@*aol.com --> unbans everybody from the AOL provider

  p                     changes the channel to private, so ppl can see you're 
                        online but they don't know where you are(unless they'r
                        on that channel)

  s                     change channel to secret mode, so nobody can see you're 
                        there

  o                     gives somebody op(+) or take away ops(-)
                        *   /mode +o Fitzroy     (DO IT!!!)
                        *   /mode -o Fitzroy     (You better don't!!) :)
                        * you can op more ppl at once by +ooo Fitzroy Vanisher Dj

  l                     sets the number of user maximum allowed, +l 15 only allows
                        15 ppl to that channel

  m                     makes the channel moderated, only ppl with ops or with
                        a voice(see below) can talk on that channel

  v                     gives a voice to a non-op
                        *   /mode +v Fitzroy    -->gives me a voice on a modeated #

  i                     makes yourself invisible to others

  w                     than you receive all the messages from thos who use
                        /wallops <msg> use, turn that of, that's only interesting
                        for Net.gods
  
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On IRC ppl use a lot of abbreviatons and slang, there are milions of such
words so I can't list them al here, so just the most used here, when you 
don't understand a word you just have to ask it to some1

#               channel
lag             when there's a delay on the server so you can only read  
                somebody's txt after a couple of seconds(sometimes minutes)
                When there's a lag you better change servers because it suxx!
net.god         ppl who have there own IRC-server (like Othello)
                they can K-line you, when you meet one, be nice to him! :)
K-line          kicks you of an IRC-server, only net.gods or ops with Opper can
                do that
op              opperator
netsplit        is when two(or more) IRC-servers are disconnected from eachother
                so channels are splitted, if that happends you better just
                quit and wait until it's over, unless you wonna do a take-over
take-over       is when unauthorized people take over a channel(have ops en deop
                everybody), don't do that on busy channels(#belgium) or you'l 
                get your but K-lined

flood           is when somebody types a lot of lines after each other, or sends
                an ascii-art on the channel, most bots have flood protection so 
                be carefull
bot             short for robot, is a program that moslty maintains a channel, 
                gives the right ppl ops, can shitlist ppl... 

LOL             Laughing Out Loud

ROTFL           Rolling On The FLoor From Laughing

re              is way of greeting, when Fitzroy enters the channels you say
                re Fitzroy

IRL             In Real Life

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 //                        How to behave on IRC                            \\
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For my part you don't have to behave, however when you don't wonna get your
butt kicked and banned every two seconds you better stick to these rulezz

- NO take-overs, unless it's an extemely lame channel
- don't op/kick/ban without reason (being a lamer is a good reason to ban som
  body ;) ) 
- don't flood a channel! 

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 //                            IRC servers                                 \\
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here are some IRC servers, it's best you connect to an IRC-server close to you
'cause it will go much faster... some IRC servers do not allow foreigners

dinf.vub.ac.be
irc.belnet.be
othello.ulb.ac.be
cismhp.univ-lyon1.fr
irc.univ-lyon1.fr
irc.xs4all.nl
irc.neymegen.nl
studs.sci.kun.nl
irc.funet.fi
csa.bu.edu
csz.bu.edu
irc.colorado.edu
irc.uiuc.edu
ug.cs.dal.ca
disuns2.epfl.ch
irc.nada.kth.se
sokrates.informatik.uni-kl.de
bim.itc.univie.ac.at
jello.qabc.uq.oz.au

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 //                          Phun things to do                             \\
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How to do take-overs, floods and other phun things(finally!)

First of all, be carefull with that, don't do this in busy channels! do it in
lame channels like #antwerp(hehe Vanisher)..

the best thing to do such things is make a script for it(for the lazy asses, 
just download one on an FTP-site or so).
I'm not gonna tell you how to do that here, just go and find a help file
somewhere, or if you're really desperate, ask me..

When you got a script, let that do all the work for you

this is what you got to include in that script :

To get rid of the bots on a channel, just flood them, after a while they'll
just tilt and get disconnected, you do it by
sending(very faster after each other) /ctcp <bots nick> version and 
/ctcp <bots nick> ping and /ctcp <bots nick> time ... Be carefull tough, some
bots got a good flood protection and will flood you back!

Afer the bots are gon, do the same with the lame dudes on that channel

Another way to do a take-over is during a netsplit, you just have to 
find the server that has got the probs, connect with it and you'll probably
be the only one on the channel so you're also the only one who's got ops!

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 //                               Outro                                    \\
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Really tought this would never end... well it did! :)
Have phun with it, don't get you're but kicked or get completely addicted to
IRC(like me), and if you do, don't blame Axial Force or me!

When you're in trouble on IRC, just try to contact me, but be aware that my 
nick on IRC is Ottoman(not Fitzroy)!! I'll be in #axf

BTW, pretty soon(gotta wait on my ISP) I'll place my bot in the #axf channel 
so he'll do all the work for al ya guys! :)

Greetz go to all the Axial Force members, D-fense(I tought you were of the scene?),
Daj Shung & Natje(when wil SS open again?), Vanisher, Iron Eagle, Baxter, and
many others I forgot...
Greetz also go to all my IRC-pals, Gonzy, bl_adder, Infiltrat and especially
to my IRC-wife Yarah!

Cya

Fitzroy
