The following is a list of the WAV files currently available in two 4-disk sets. See the ordering information in CSHearts on-line Help. This list is also useful for identifying sound files you may wish to copy to your Windows directory for use with Windows or other applications. *Files with an asterisk are in the shareware archive or registered disk. The other files can be ordered separately. NOTE: There are many comments in CSHearts for which there are no WAV files, such as comments about passing. You can add your own if you wish. The files below must be in the same directory as CSHEARTS.EXE for them to be heard, you must have a sound card, and you must have Sounds turned on in the Interface menu. applause - when computer players win bad_mus - when computer players lose carddown * card dealing sound cardup - card dealing sound cardup1 * plink cardup2 - boinnng cardup3 - pop cardup4 - sort of a laser blast with a pop on the end. cardup5 - pop cardup6 - frog croak cardup7 - bull whip cracking hello1 * Helllllo, baaaaby (the Big Bopper speaking) hello2 - hi (soft, breathy, feminine voice) hello3 - Hello? (Star Trek's Scotty talking to a Mac.) hello4 * Hello! (barked out) hello5 - (computer noise) Welcome (in computer voice) hello6 - Hi, I'm Chucky, wanna play? (scream) hello7 - Helllllo, baaaaby (from Van Halen's album) hello8 - I've been waiting for you. We meet again at last. (Darth Vader) hello9 - Hi, man. (Bart) hello10 - Time... to plaaayy... hello11 - Shall we play a game? hello12 - Resistance is futile... hello13 - Hello (computer voice) hrt2me1 * They can't do that to us! hrt2me2 - Bummer hrt2me3 - Oh, boy! I got one! I got one! hrt2me4 - Thank you sir, may I have another? hrt2me5 - That was really uncalled for. hrt2me6 - eeewwwwwww hrt2me7 - ex-squeeze me? hrt2me8 - grrrrrrwwwlllll hrt2me9 - Thank you. (soft feminine voice) hrt2me10 - Thank you VERY much. (more of 9) hrt2me11 - This is really starting to irritate me. hrt2me12 - Hey, bud, what's your problem? hrt2me13 - Ouch! hrt2me14 - You're despicable! hrt2me15 - Oh yeah?? hrt2me16 - What IS it with you, anyway? hrt2me17 - This sucks. hrt2me18 - Oh, a wise guy... hrt2u1 - long soft giggle hrt2u2 - drum roll hrt2u3 - short loud laugh hrt2u4 * Pardon me... hrt2u5 - laugh hrt2u6 - hearty laugh - male hrt2u7 - Whoop-woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo hrt2u8 - laugh (Dave Letterman) hrt2u9 - hoo-hoo laugh hrt2u10 - Joker's laugh hrt2u11 - Pardon me if I laugh... hrt2u12 - Another one bites the dust... hrt2u13 - (long "he-he-he-he") hrt2u14 - (long "ha-ha-ha") iwon1 - trumpet blare iwon2 - Halleluia (Morman Tabernacle Choir) iwon3 - Thank you for your cooperation. iwon4 * Cool! iwon5 - Can't touch this. iwon6 - Yeah, I can do it... iwon7 - (applause) iwon8 - (cheer) iwon9 - Excellent! iwon10 - Waaaaah! I feel good..[music] iwon11 - You make me feel so good (sexy voice) iwon12 - Oooohhhh, yeaaaahhh. (Deep voice - from song.) iwon13 - Oh, baby, that's what I like. iwon14 - Whoooaa. That was cool. iwon15 - Yesssss! log1 - "Captain's log..." (when looking a deal record) log2 - "...supplemental" (when looking at prior deal) no_good * That's no good (when illegal card played) ok1 - Your wish is my command... ok2 - Yes, Morpheus... ok3 - Working... Affirmative... ok4 - (magical music) It is done... ok5 - Yes... ok6 - Affirmative... ok7 - Your wish is my command O Wise and Powerful Master. ok8 - By your command (Cylon from Battlestar Galactica) ok9 - Ok, let's do it. ok10 - Yes sir. qs2me1 * Ohhh, oooohhhhhhhh (screamed) qs2me2 - Ooohhh (Wookie) qs2me3 - I should have put on ... helmet qs2me4 - I've just about had enough of you. qs2me5 - I meant to do that. qs2me6 - Most extraordinarily bad qs2me7 - Oh my God! qs2me8 - Oh my God, you little geek qs2me9 - Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings. qs2me10 - I'm having a bad day! qs2me11 - [barf] qs2me12 - I feel like a dork. qs2me13 - Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into. qs2me14 - Sufferin' sucotash. Ya didn't have to overdo it. qs2me15 - Great horny-toads! qs2me16 - What is your problem? qs2me17 - I have never been this angry in my entire life! qs2me18 - You can call me stupid... qs2me19 - This sucks. qs2me20 - Heeeyyy! Waddya trying to do? qs2u1 - It could only be attributable to human error. qs2u2 - Sometimes your wealth of ignorance astounds me qs2u3 - Ex-cuuuuuuse... mmmeeeeeee! qs2u4 - (long laugh) qs2u5 * Die! Die! qs2u6 - It's almost too easy qs2u7 - Hoo-hoo-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha (spooky) qs2u8 - Ooh, I've got a live one here. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha qs2u9 - Maybe that'll l'arn ya ta keep your big mouth shut! qs2u10 - Where's your sense of humor, man? (Bart) qsplayd1 * Beware! Beware! qsplayd2 - Danger! Danger! qsplayd3 - Go ahead, make my day. qsplayd4 - All hands man your battle stations! qsplayd5 - 'Scuse me while I whip this out. [scream] qsplayd6 - Prepare to die. qsplayd7 - Well now (ha-ha), what have we here? qsplayd8 - Well, well, well. quit1 * Don't... don't stop quit2 - I'll be back. quit3 - Th-th-th-that's all, folks (tune) quit4 - Finish your homework quit5 - Good night. quit6 - Artificial gravity off. Grav off... (etc) quit7 - You just saved me a lot of investigative work. quit8 - Th-th-th-that's all, folks (no tune) quit9 - Go away. quit10 - We hope you've enjoyed it. Have a nice evening. quit11 - Ok. Bye-bye. quit12 - Elvis has left the building. quit13 - I can make you all go away, annny time I want to. quit14 - "Say goodbye, Data." "Goodbye, Data." quit15 - Oh, had enough, eh? quit16 - I'd like to say thank you on behalf of the group... quit17 - Don't leave me now. (eerie) quit18 - Oh, I see - running away, eh? quit19 - And that's a wrap. quit20 - You wanna leave? Fine. There's the door. quit21 - I'm gettin' outta here... quit22 - "Go." - "I'm gone." quit23 - Goodbye quit24 - We now return control of your television set to you. quit25 - Been nice knowing you, buddy. quit26 - See ya around, pal. quit27 - Thank you for pressing the self-destruct button... shuffle * Card shuffling sound tied1 - We'll call it a draw. uwon1 - Illogical. Illogical. uwon2 - Intriguing. uwon3 - Duuude. uwon4 - You are probably... hallucinating. (Nixon voice) uwon5 - Nuts to you. (sung) uwon6 * Wow! uwon7 - We're not worthy. uwon8 - You're what??? uwon9 - Unacceptable uwon10 - Are you game for a rematch? uwon11 - ...the problems of 3 little people... yourmove * Your move! (when Ok clicked without a card selected.)