

          Evil-Eye McNeevil had lost three more of his meanest men, and he 
     was furious. He decided to do something really nasty. 
          The next day, Stinky Steve and Sickening Sid walked into the 
     Seventy-Ninth National Savings and Loan with guns in hand. They wore 
     masks, but everyone knew who it was, from the smell. 
          "Stick up your hands," said Stinky Steve. 
          "Give us all the money in your vault," ordered Sickening Sid. 
         They were just backing out the door with the money bags, when 
     Lightning Larry strolled by. Didn't even slow his step. Just shot 
     those outlaws in the back. Went right through to the heart. 
          The two men looked at each other. 
          "Seems a shame to steal the money of hardworking cowboys," said 
     Stinky Steve. 
          "Wouldn't want to make their lives any harder," said Sickening 
     Sid. 
          They holstered their guns, walked back to the teller, and plunked 
     down the money bags. 
          "Sorry about the trouble," said Stinky Steve. 
          "Now, you keep that money safe," said Sickening Sid. 
          Then they pulled out their wallets and opened up accounts. 

