%
SPIRITUAL
mediumistic
holy
virginal
sensitive
blessed
spiritual
telepathic
telekenetic
E.S.P. gifted
%
RELATIVE
father
uncle
Amway Sales Rep
grandfather
grandmother
insurance agent
son
daughter
D.E.C. Field Service Rep
hollywood agent
mother
condom salesman
aunt
postman
Jewish faggot
I.R.S. man
sewer inspector
accountant
hairlip
Avon lady
%
WEAPON
meat cleaver
grenade launcher
hatchet
No-Pest strip
machete
Roto-Rooter machine
tire tool
sledge hammer
toaster oven
plasma rifle (40 watt)
chain saw
Claymore mine
Sears Roto-tiller
sabre saw
jackhammer
aquarium pump
samuri sword
sawed-off shotgun
machine gun
cow milking machine
Toro chain saw
anti-tank weapon
RP-7 missle launcher
clothes hangar
corkscrew
90 watt soldering iron
ice pick
Ginsu knife
electric fence
Ronco Veg-O-Matic
Black & Decker drill
Gatling gun
Proctor Silex blender
cattle prod
3 phase dildo
arc welder
axe
%
GHOST
ghost
rabid bat-woman
poltergist
anti-Christ
Jimmy Hoffa's ghost
demon
vampire
phantom
Satanic witch
%
RELIGION
Buddist
Fundamentalist
Methodist
Holy Roller
Seventh Day Adventist
Baptist
Islamic
Mormon
Moslem
Roman Catholic
Sheiite
Athiest
%
UFFO
U.F.O.
Flying Saucer
Space Ship
Mother Ship
Klingon Battlecruiser
Space cruiser
USS Enterprise
Galactic Cruiser
%
PLANET
Pluto
Mars
Venus
Mercury
Neptune
Saturn
No. Hollywood
Jupiter
Uranus
The Moon
%
ET
Extra-terrestial
E.T.
space alien
alien negro
albino humanoid
space being
cyborg
humanoid
alien
lunar faggot
%
FRUIT
mango
tomato
banana
cherry
apple
plum
pear
orange
lemon
lime
%
MADNESS
Crazed
Drug Crazed
Insane
Manic Depressive
Neurotic
Psychotic
Pedophilic
Psychopathic
Sexually Perverted
Devoted
Hermaphrodytic
Disfunctional
Bestial
Religious
Fanatical
Pathalogical
%
KILLER
MADNESS KILLERX
KILLERX
MADNESS FRUIT
MADNESS KILLERX
MADNESS KILLERX
%
KILLERX
Great White Shark
Terminator
Wombat
Ostrich
Human foetus
Bee
Whale
Shark
Lion
Dolphin
Four month Embryo
Elephant
Worm
Clam
Lobster
Horned Toad
Tiger
Leapord
Panda
Crocodile
%
COLOR
purple
orange
violet
red
green
yellow
blue
white
black
grey
%
BODYPART
leg
brain
arm
head
right nut
mouth
orifice
foreskin
tit
twat
foot
left nut
testicle
ear canal
prostate
genitals
dick
prick
furburger
anus
shoulder
elbow
penis
nose
anus
ear
%
MCELEB
Frank Sinatra
Michael Jackson
Mort Downey Jr.
Pee Wee Herman
Rodney Dangerfield
Spuds McKinsey
Phil Donahue
David Letterman
Bill Gates
John Dvorak
Sirhan Sirhan
Ted Bundy
Steve Jobs
Richard Pryor
Ed Asner
William F. Buckley
Gerald Ford
Jimmy Carter
Henry Kissenger
George Bush
Son-of-Sam
Dustin Hoffman
Robert DeNiro
Michael J. Fox
George Burns
Chuck Berry
Mike Tyson
Jimmy Swaggart
Jim Bakker
Phil Collins
Justin Wilson
Orvile Reddenbacher
Wayne Newton
Tony Orlando
John Denver
Frank Zappa
Mick Jagger
Donny Osmond
Johnny Carson
Richard Nixon
Adolph Hitlers Son
John Wayne Gacey
Charlie Manson
Elvis Presley's ghost
Prince Charles
%
FCELEB
Princess Diana
Queen Elizabeth
Linda Lovelace
Oprah Winfrey
Betty Ford
Jane Fonda
Tammy Bakker
Linda Evans
Suzanne Sommers
Patty Hearst
Jane Russell
Madonna
Joan Collins
Joan Rivers
Betty White
Diane Keaton
Debra Winger
Cissy Spacek
Jody Foster
Phyllis Diller
Sophie Tucker
Leslie Gore
Joan Baez
Carrol Burnett
Lucille Ball
Dr. Joyce Brothers
Dr. Ruth Westheimer
Elizabeth Taylor
Nancy Reagan
Linda Ronstadt
%
BABY
baby
child
rug rat
seven month foetus
young toddler
infant
son
bastard child
daughter
%
ATE
ate
kidnapped
fucked
shit on
pissed on
sodomized
butt fucked
porked
stroked
cornholed
french kissed
killed
maimed
injured
raped
%
SAYS
says
reveals
admits
claims
%
SAY
say
reveal
admit
claim
warn
%
DOCTOR
doctor
psychologist
faggot neurologist
gynecologist
lawyer
psychiatrist
physician
urologist
proctologist
neurologist
dentist
optician
%
SCIENTIST
scientist
Chemist
Bio-Chemist
Physicist
Mechanical Engineer
meta-physicist
cobol programmer
Petroleum Engineer
Unix hacker
Engineer
Human God
Nuclear Physicist
computer scientist
Ada programmer
Genetic Researcher
Professor
Electrical Engineer
AI Expert
Pattern Researcher
%
NATIONALIT
Russian
Soviet
British
Polish
French
Belgian
Swiss
German
Spanish
Mexican
American
Canadian
Australian
Chinese
Japanese
%
DESEASE
Herpes
Aids
Crotch Rot
Impacted Genitals
Brain Death
Strained Spleen
Liver Death
Tooth Decay
Allergic Reaction
Bladder Rupture
Plague
Dick Decay
Toxic Shock
Pre-Menstrual Syndrome
Penis Envy
Leprosy
V.D.
Pre-frontal Lobotomy
Back Strain
Hemmoroids
Asshole Itch
%
FICTCHAR
Santa Claus
Bigfoot
Snow White
Ollie North
God
Buddah
Mr. Natural
Lord Satan
Beaver Cleaver
Mr.Ed
Howdy Doody
Liberace
Lee Harvey Oswald
Jim & Tammy Bakker
John Lennon
Mary Poppins
The Loch Ness Monster
The Wicked Witch
The Wizard of Oz
Captain Kirk
Jim Morrison
Harry Houdini
Henry VIII
Adolph Hitler
Virgin Mary
The Pope
Plastic Turd
Rev. Jim Jones
Jimmy Hoffa
Jimi Hendrix
Lucifer
Ayatolla Khomeni
Benito Mussolini
Batman
Superman
Jesus Christ
Spiderman
%
KILL
kill
murder
maim
slaughter
crucify
mutilate
mug
%
NUMBER
NUMBER1
twenty NUMBER1
thirty NUMBER1
forty NUMBER1
fifty NUMBER1
sixty NUMBER1
seventy NUMBER1
eighty NUMBER1
ninety NUMBER1
%
NUMBER1
two
three
four
five
six
seven
eight
nine
%
FOOD
Taco
Pink Burrito
Used Tampon
Used Condom
FRUIT
Enchilada
Burrito
Chile Relleno
Tostada
%
PERSON
Heavyweight Champ
MADNESS KILLERX
Football player
MADNESS SCIENTIST
Mortician
Social Worker
TV Personality
SCIENTIST
Game Show Host
NATIONALIT DOCTOR
Car Salesman
TV Evangelist
State Senator
Unix Programmer
Notorius Snake Rapist
Politician
SCIENTIST
Martial Arts Instructor
Student
NATIONALIT Student
Hindu Yoga
ET
%
AIRCRAFT
Helicopter
Hot air balloon
UFO
B-52
SR-71
B-17
F-15
747
DC10
%
CELEB
MCELEB
FCELEB
%
ADJECTIVE
erect
flaccid
volatile
sacrificial
monotonic
ritual
ultra-violet
incestuous
sensuous
pulsating
turbo-charged
jet-propelled
geriatric
sub-normal
ecstatic
sick
hard
slimy
wonderful
grotesque
magnanimous
horny
indecent
homicidal
homosexual
lesbian
pusillanimous
hyperbolic
ethereal
synthetic
narcotic
hallucinogenic
alcoholic
radio-active
%
NOUN
tribble
warp drive
laxative
yogurt
iron lung
atomic bomb
hard-on
shit
vomit
cocaine
aphrodisiac
diahrrea
yellow submarine
erection
ejaculation
floppy disk
inflatable woman
hyperdrive
removable cartridge
ion drive
invertible matrix
black tar opium
bucket of piss
peanut butter
laser
software
hardware
disk-pack
PDP11/70
carp
U.S.S. Enterprise
core-dump
chicken sandwich
banana
coke machine
super-nova
head-hunter
aardvark
wombat
Klingon Space Cruiser
gorilla
Tyrannasaurus Rex
tape transport
%
NAME
Rev Sun Myung Moon
Menachim Begin
Darth Vader
Yoda
Princess Leia
Jim and Tammy Bakker
Luke Skywalker
Obi Wan Kenobi
E.T.
Hare Krishna
Godzilla
Robby the Robot
Buddah
Princess Diana
Prince Charles
Ronald Reagan
Tony Orlando
John Kennedy
Winnie the Pooh
Leonardo Da Vinci
Genghis Khan
Michaelangelo
Gunga Din
Robert E. Lee
P.T. Barnum
Robert Browning
Margaret Thatcher
Abraham Lincoln
Jimmy Carter
Jane Fonda
Barney Phife
Mata Hari
Liza Minnelli
Frodo
Gandalf
Seargent York
James T. Kirk
Spock
Uhura
Dr Armand Hammer
%
VERB
massacre
murder
magnify
debug
violate
rotate
fuck
pinch
thrash
abandon
destroy
pre-process
gestate
generate
fornicate
laminate
herniate
correlate
dilate
articulate
erect
rip out
grope
sacrifice
idolize
jellify
adulterate
hallucinate
fondle
carress
suck
project
incarcerate
%
PLACE
The World Beyond
Redwood City
Australia
Nevada
John Lennon's grave
Austin, Texas
Outer Space
Oral Robert's toilet
England
San Franciso
Castro Street
San Jose
L.A.
New York
Orlando, Florida
Missouri
Middle Earth
Planet Vulcan
Elvis Presley's grave
Fremont Airport
White House
Tokyo
Paris sewers
Faggot bar
Transylvania
Times Square
Wall Street
N.Y. Shopping Center
P.T.L's Heritage Park
Hog trough
Israel
Beirut
East St. Louis
Frodo's hobbit-hole
B.B.C. television center
Dr. Who's Tardis
Red Square
Yoko Ono's cunt
Kremlin
Monte Carlo
Pork slaughterhouse
Nirvana
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PERSON reveals all.
Exclusive pictures inside.
SCIENTIST|s offer undeniable proof.
Graphic pictures inside.
SCIENTIST tells whole story..
RELATIVE wittnessed it all.
Exclusive story from PLACE .
"The truth is finally out"...
Exclusive report by RELIGION PERSON .
Photographic evidence offers proof.
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"Killer KILLER|s from PLANET ATE my BABY " SAYS CELEB !
" CELEB is really ET from PLANET " SAYS CELEB !
CELEB SAYS ,"Hearbreak Hotel played backwards says, VERB the ADJECTIVE NOUN "
RELIGION PERSON wins contest by eating NUMBER FOOD|s in 10 minutes!
MCELEB and FCELEB Secretly Wed in PLACE , Its official..
ET BABY from PLANET ATE DOCTOR during ADJECTIVE Air Force Investigation!
MADNESS PERSON KILL|s GHOST with WEAPON in PLACE !
"My BODYPART turned into a WEAPON ", SAYS MADNESS RELATIVE !
"I dreamed NAME gave me NOUN in PLACE ", SAYS CELEB !
Eating FRUIT|s can give you DESEASE , SAY ADJECTIVE DOCTOR|s!
Rubbing NOUN|s on your genitals increases life span, SAY NATIONALIT DOCTOR|s!
" MCELEB explored my BODYPART with heat lamp..", SAYS CELEB !
" ET|s from PLANET gave me DESEASE " SAYS CELEB !
PERSON Raped by ADJECTIVE faggot hairdressers NUMBER times.
" FICTCHAR is for real". ADJECTIVE SCIENTIST|s come up with undeniable proof!
CELEB claims," FICTCHAR knew how to VERB a NOUN NUMBER years ago".
" MCELEB is really my father", SAYS CELEB !
" FCELEB is really my mother", SAYS CELEB !
CELEB KILL|s NUMBER PERSON|s in drunken rampage.
"Elvis died from NOUN lodged in his BODYPART " ,claims MADNESS DOCTOR !
NATIONALIT SCIENTIST|s discover lost city of PLACE !
" CELEB is really ET from PLANET " SAYS RELIGION SCIENTIST|s
CELEB Falls NUMBER thousand feet out of AIRCRAFT ... and survives.
" ET|s from PLANET landed in my garden and ATE NUMBER FRUIT|s " SAYS CELEB !
PERSON says, "Elvis appeared in PLACE ,he weighs NUMBER thousand pounds!"
FCELEB tells of night of terror with MCELEB  "He abused me with WEAPON "!
" ET|s from PLACE raped my BABY with WEAPON ". SAYS CELEB !
" ADJECTIVE NOUN|s can't make us VERB our RELATIVE|s", SAYS candidate MCELEB !
"I've always admired FICTCHAR|'s BODYPART ", claims MCELEB at Hollywood party!
FCELEB Gives birth to NUMBER BABY|s!
ADJECTIVE RELATIVE meets FICTCHAR when captured by UFFO !
"Live KILLERX screwed repeatedly by PERSON ",say SCIENTIST|s!
GHOST haunts the home of CELEB ,"It claims it is FICTCHAR !"
SCIENTIST|s discover NAME in PLACE !
" FICTCHAR ATE my BABY ", SAYS PERSON !
RELIGION Monks report UFFO Sighting in PLACE !
MCELEB and MCELEB discovered in ADJECTIVE love nest in PLACE !
An embarassed CELEB caught in PLACE , in bed with RELIGION PERSON !
RELIGION Monks drink CELEB|'s urine for longevity.!
CELEB KILL|s NUMBER PERSON|s for stealing the NOUN !
NATIONALIT RELIGION PERSON tears BODYPART from NATIONALIT RELIGION PERSON !
FCELEB claims RELIGION SCIENTIST ATE her RELATIVE !
Ghost Busters Excorcise GHOST from CELEB|'s home in PLACE !
MADNESS ET from PLANET elected mayor of PLACE !
BABY shot in BODYPART by Pet KILLER !
NATIONALIT NOUN discovered by SCIENTIST in motel room in PLACE !
CELEB KILL|s NUMBER PERSON|s for screwing a German Shepherd.
"I VERB|ed him in bed with NOUN ",claims FCELEB about MCELEB .
Robin Givens settles for only NUMBER million from Tyson, as she marries MCELEB !
MADNESS PERSON ATE NOUN in CELEB|'s toilet!
BABY KILL|ed by Pet KILLER !
PLACE|'s amazing KILLER Girl!
"I killed my own RELATIVE with WEAPON ,then VERB|ed a NOUN for hours!
MADNESS PERSON SAYS GHOST has MCELEB|'s BODYPART hidden in AIRCRAFT !
"I knew it was bad when my BODYPART turned COLOR ", SAYS CELEB from hospital!
FCELEB SAYS ," MCELEB and MCELEB ATE FCELEB at motel in PLACE !"
DOCTOR and SCIENTIST predict NATIONALIT DESEASE epdemic!
DOCTOR SAYS ,"Near end Elvis took NUMBER thousand percodan daily for DESEASE !
PERSON goes beserk and KILL|s NUMBER PERSON|s with WEAPON !
MCELEB tells of night of terror with FCELEB  "She abused me with WEAPON "!
NATIONALIT DOCTOR proves FICTCHAR died of DESEASE NUMBER years ago!
MADNESS FRUIT from UFFO KILL|s NUMBER ADJECTIVE RELATIVE|s with WEAPON !
CELEB SAYS " CELEB attacked my RELATIVE with WEAPON "!
ADJECTIVE NOUN|s cause erections among RELIGION SCIENTIST|s in PLACE garage!
FRUIT|s have SPIRITUAL powers, say RELIGION SCIENTIST|s.
"Surgeon left WEAPON in my BODYPART after NUMBER hour DESEASE operation!"
RELATIVE SAYS " CELEB ATE my WEAPON in back seat of AIRCRAFT "!
FCELEB SAYS ," FCELEB ATE MCELEB in MCELEB|'s hot tub!"
CELEB SAYS ,"I grew up thinking I was RELIGION NOUN from PLACE !
NATIONALIT SCIENTIST|s discover CELEB|'s anus!
PERSON sees face of FICTCHAR in FOOD !
CELEB claims to have balled NAME ,exclusive ADJECTIVE story.
" FICTCHAR ATE my genitals", SAYS PERSON !
MADNESS NATIONALIT peasant girl gives birth to ADJECTIVE KILLERX !
PLACE will be site of ADJECTIVE RELIGION NOUN Shrine!
NATIONALIT SCIENTIST|s produce SPIRITUAL KILLER Girl.
PERSON claims ET|s on UFFO forced him to eat NAME|'s BODYPART !
Elvis killed himself with NUMBER WEAPON|s , while FCELEB watched!
ET dies of DESEASE in NATIONALIT Howard Johnson's toilet bowl!
PERSON KILL|s NUMBER PERSON|s with WEAPON  then aquitted by Jury.
MADNESS MCELEB cuts off BODYPART in RELIGION House of Pancakes!
MCELEB is hospitalized with DESEASE while searching for FICTCHAR in PLACE !
DOCTOR|s SAY " NOUN|s can cure DESEASE if used early!"
MADNESS DOCTOR ATE SPIRITUAL ET from PLANET in PLACE !
NUMBER1 PERSON|s VERB NOUN|s during MADNESS RELIGION Revival Meeting!
NUMBER Years for WEAPON Murderer. "I would do it again" says CELEB !
CELEB was there! Elivs's last words were " VERB the ADJECTIVE NOUN !"
Tammy Bakker SAYS "Jim had sex with FCELEB and MCELEB at the same time!"
PERSON Struck by lightning in BODYPART over NUMBER times.
Jury aquit Notorious WEAPON Murderer from PLACE !
"He brutalized my ADJECTIVE NOUN ", SAYS FCELEB about ex-lover MCELEB !
Message from Elvis in NOUN ,"I am living with FICTCHAR now !"
MCELEB and FCELEB seen together in PLACE  "Is it love"?
RELATIVE passes turd with face of NAME say RELIGION SCIENTIST !
PERSON|'s bizarre claim. " NAME planted mind control device in my head".
"Is there a FICTCHAR ?". NATIONALIT SCIENTIST|s offer new evidence.
" FICTCHAR rubbed vaseline on my ADJECTIVE BODYPART ", SAYS PERSON !
PERSON|'s bizarre claim. " SCIENTIST|s planted vibrator up my ass!".
The Beatles KILL|ed NUMBER fans with WEAPON|s at 1966 concert in PLACE !
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