From: TED FAIRHEAD

........................"THE PLAN"
Step 1. Compile all of the incriminating evidence that I have collected
on Lex Luthor over the years that I have worked for him.
Step 2. Seal in large envelope and deliver to Clark Kent at the "Daily
Planet" with instructions not to open unless told otherwise.  (Note:
Iknow he can be trusted after reading the article this morning in the
"Planet" about his receiving the Annual Award for Journalistic Ethics!
Poor sap!!)
Step 3. Go to see lex and demand my job back or else, and I want a
promotion from Evil Henchman to Director of Henchmen, in charge of all
evil henchmen as well as nasty crooks, wayward delinquents, and sundry
naughty people.
Step 4. After Lex agrees to my terms, I can retrieve the documents from
Kent and store them safely away.
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Dear Diary,
 Everything went just as I planned and Lex saw my side and promptly gave
me the promotion, however, just as I entered the building to take up my
duties,    KAPOW!  %^$&*----BAM#$!  ---- SOCK  !!**^&%%$^ BOING #$%*
..........Superman descended on us and captured us all!! Boy! Was I mad
at Clark Kent but I found out later that he had not opened the letter
but Superman had seen it on his desk and read it with his X-Ray vision!
So my faith in suckers was restored, and here we all are sitting in
Sing-Sing.
P.s.  I heard that Lex has a foolproof escape plan, but he has not
included me!!!!!!!!!!!

