Dear Yankees fan,

This is a shareware item and thank you for downloading 
this New York Yankees Windows wallpaper.

I've spent many hours perfecting the logo and would
greatly appreciate a small payment of $5 U.S.
($5 Can. north of the border) if you beleive it
will make a nice addition to your list of wallpapers.

On the whole, I know New York Yankees fans to be honest,
hardworking people who have been fortunate enough to be
blessed with the best baseball team this universe has
ever seen. So please, please send in your modest payment to:

Lou Pollice
7275 Molson #1
Montreal, PQ, Canada
H2A 3K5

N.B. I implore of you, don't be the first to feel the full 
     fury of Canada's nuclear arsenal unleashed against your 
     family and close friends.
