I'm 21.
I'm a lousy liar.
I read Playboy for the interviews.
Things have never been better.
I could have any any man/woman in this room.
I'm 39.
I'm not fat...I'm big-boned.
I'm not fat...I retain water.
I'm not fat...It's in my genes. 
I'm not fat...It's not fat, it's cellulite.
I'm not fat...I have a very low metabolism.
I'm not fat...It's not fat, it's muscle.
I'm not fat...I have a thyroid condition.
I'm not fat...I weigh the same as I did in college.
I'll start my diet tomorrow.
I haven't changed but everyone else looks so much older.
I could quit smoking in a minute but I enjoy it too much.
Sex isn't everything.
So I'll be a little late, who'll notice?
There were no calories in that.
Everybody else does it.
I didn't want to go to that party even if I was invited.
Who wants to get married wnyway?
I'm sure they didn't mean to forget my birthday.
We couldn't find a baby-sitter.
Oh, too bad, I'm busy that night.
I lost your phone number.
I must have been in the shower when you called.
"We're not able to come to the phone at this time."
We got lost.
I missed the bus.
The phone stopped just as I got to it.
I only had one.
I haven't taken so much as a pen home from the office.
I'm sorry I didn't say hello. I didn't see you.
I couldn't eat another bite.
It wasn't that expensive.
I gave at the office.
I really needed this I didn't know it was yours.
I've never betrayed a confidence.
Of course this is my natural color.
I don't remember anything about it.
I'm normally not like this.
I was only doing 55.
I only had two.
I think I accidentally threw it away.
My alarm didn't go off.
I love it.
It's perfect.
I've never seen anything quite like it.
How did you know?
I have one already.
I'm sure I'll find a way to use it.
It's just what I wanted.
I've been thinking about buying this for myself.
It is unique.
The color is beautiful. What would you call it?
I love your new suit.
You look wonderful. Have you lost weight?
You haven't changed a bit.
No, of course I don't think your nose is too big. I love a strong profile.
Grandma, you'll live to be 100.
Don't be silly, it's back in style.
You made it from scratch. I could never tell.
Tuna Artichoke Surprise. Sounds yummy.
It's not my size. (I don't like it.)
It's not sized properly. (I've gained weight.)
This brand runs large. (My chest is too small.)
This brand runs small. (My hips are too big.)
The size was marked wrong. (I'm a larger size but don't want to admit it.)
It's ripped! (...when I was pulling the tags off!)
It doesn't go with anything I own. (It doesn't go with anything period.)
I found it cheaper. (I couldn't afford it in the first place.)
My husband didn't like it. (It's too expensive.)
My wife didn't like it. (She says it's embarrassing.)
It makes me look matronly. (The last thing I want is to look my age.)
I got it as a gift and I already have one. (I hate it!)
I bought it for my aunt. She died.
I decided that I had to put my life in order and this was in the way.
My mother-in-law sent me this. I hate her.
My husband threatened to divorce me if I kept it.
I bought it for my son but he outgrew it overnight.
Their weight.
How much money they make.
Their hair color.
How much junk food they eat.
Their age.
The college they went to.
How drunk they got.
The amount of exercise they do.
How much something costs.
How hard they work. 
How well their children are doing.
We can still be friends.
You're like a sister to me.
I'll call you tomorrow.
My wife doesn't understand me.
I'm going to leave my wife.
Of course I'll respect you in the morning.
I never met anyone like you.
I'm a one-woman man.
No, I would never think of cheating.
I don't care what it costs.
Of course I remembered your birthday.
I love foreplay.
I'm working late.
I've never said this to anyone before.
I've got a headache.
I have to wash my hair.
I'm on the Pill.
Foreplay isn't that important.
My husband isn't sensitive to my needs.
I'm leaving my husband.
You're the first one I felt anything for.
Sorry, I'm having my period.
It doesn't matter how much money you have.
It's okay, it happens to everyone.
Size isn't important.
I never thought it could be like that.
I'm not interested in marriage.
I love football.
I've got a headache.
You look exactly like your description.
I never do this either.
We certainly have a lot of things in common.
I love Indian food.
I date several times a week.
You're an accountant. How interesting.
It's true. "Attractive" can mean many different things.
You know Men will lie if you ask...Do I look fat?
You know Men will lie if you ask...Are you seeing anyone else?
You know Men will lie if you ask...Will you call me?
You know Men will lie if you ask...Can you fix this?
You know Men will lie if you ask...Are you staring at that women?
Stay as long as you want.
No, of course I don't mind lending you a little something to tide you over.
You mean you can't stay for dinner? I'm so disappointed.
What are families for?
We never mind watching your child (dog or plants).
Uncle steven, you're my favorite too.
We love seeing you.
I would love for Mom to come live with us...
Lies to tell a new mother... You've lost all the extra weight.
Lies to tell a new mother... The baby is adorable.
Lies to tell a new mother... The Baby looks just like you.
Lies to tell a new mother... The baby looks just like its father.
Lies to tell a new mother... That's a lovely name. Does it mean something?
Lies to tell a new mother... They'll grow out of that.
Lies to tell a new mother... It's a phase. Eventually the whole head forms.
Lies to tell a new mother... They're such  a pleasure at this age.
Lies to tell a new mother... Only 12 hours in delivery. you were lucky.
Mom liked you best.
Mom liked me best.
I wish we were closer.
If you need money, just call.
Funny you should call, I was just thinking about you.
No, I don't mind having everyone for the holidays.
You're adopted.
Of course I know you're only trying to be helpful.
No, I welcome your opinion.
I didn't say you were wrong. I said you were incorrect.
I'd love for you to teach me to cook that the way you do.
You're just like my own parents.
It wouldn't be a holiday without you.
I'd love to call you Mom.
I know you hate to inerfere.
I'm happy your mother is coming.
I was out with the boys.
I hate that you have to work.
Perfume smell, oh. I was looking for a present for you.
I'm working late.
I'm Not angry.
It was on sale.
I learned how to do that in cosmopolitan.
I don't mind, really.
I was at the beauty parlor.
A toaster. it's wonderful.
I don't care about material things.
All the other kids are doing it.
Those are not my dirty magazines.
I didn't break curfew. In California it's only 9:00 p.m.
I don't know how it broke.
I'm not experimenting with drugs.
I lost the change from the store.
Of course I'm a virgin.
When I was in school I was a  straight A student.
If you do that you'll go blind.
When I was your age we didn't have food like this.
I found you in a cabbage patch.
If you don't stop making that face, it will stick that way.
This is going to hurt me more than you.
I'm doing this for your own good.
Your father and I waited until we were married.
Everyone else that applied has better Qualifications.
The salary is negotiable.
It's strictly a nine to five job.
The benifites are excelent.
Most of our employees have been with us forever.
Vacation requests  are flexable.
We have an attractive retirement package.
We're even thinking about profit sharing.
I'm very well liked at my present job.
My family has never interfered with my job.
If I have to work weekends its not a problem.
I am very proud of my orginizational skills.
I want to be part of a team.
The salery is less then what I am making.
I can be bonded, Definitely!
I resigned.

