A little about Chatterbox...It's run by fifteen year old, sligtly overweight Amanda Eyer, whose goes by the alias Chatty and her dad, Scott Eyer, who goes by the alias of Scott The Believer. It's one of those bbses where you're not allowed to say any cuss words, not allowed to express your views because they may differ from the sysop's and of course you're not allowed to express any disbelief in the existance of some guy named God. When I called there, I uploaded a GIF of the bible being used as toilet paper (which should be included in this archive, by the way) and I made some innocent little post about Jesus being dead.

Anyway, this didn't make either one of the sysops happy and both of them spent the day praying and calling up all their brothers & sisters of the church to get a group prayer for me going or something like that. It turns out that I'm not the only courrier for satan that they've dealt with in the past. Nobody likes them, their both always getting harrassing mail, their bbs has been hacked and the user list (names & passwords) been downloaded and distributed.

Apparently, Chatty was gullible enough to give someone the access to view the user list and he/she captured it and distributed it everywhere. I would include it in this file but it'd be pointless because all the passwords have been changed and if you want a user's phone number, all you have to do is e-mail Scott The Believer for it and he'll give it out, no problem. Oh yeah, that's what I was getting at. Scott gave my home voice number to Hit Man and this whole shebang started up. Ah, but first you have to read some private mail from The ChatterBox, just to get an idea of how lame they really are... First here's an amusing piece of mail from Chucky #91 to Chatty #1, written on Monday, July 3, 1995:

     I say well, because I tried to page you and you must be asleep.  Today was
great.  Though my work is still cut out ahead of me.  Played volleyball at
longacre for about 4 hours had fun.  And things made me think.
     Just standing there and seeing so many people.  There were so many people
on the courts you couldn't see the sand, it was packed.  However though there
were tons oh people having fun, laughing [Cand screaming I noticed things. On
one court there were around 12 blacks and no whites.  On the other court there
were 6 whites and no blacks.  Side by side there they were all having fun, but
not true interaction.  Each side played their games and had fun.
     Standing around I noticed there were only two watching, out of around
about 50, that were mixing.  My and another black girl.  Every now and then I
looked at the blacks staring at me in wonder, and I even got the sane looks
from the whites too.  But the most beautiful thing I noticed that GOD was
watching too.  Though I felt a bit worried that one of the two races wou

  [Somehow the rest got cut off...The next mail is from an irate user.]

To.......... Chatty #1
Title....... Well
Pirate:  Iam Death #4
Date: Mon Jul 03 00:17:27 1995

Then just delete all of us becouse I could care less about being on your
board. I also want you to stop calling my house, and all of my friends.

  [And now you're about to see how Scott The Believer treats all of his
   users and how paranoid their family really is. The following are
   responses Scott left to New User Feedback...]

To.......... Gif Master #60
Title....... Humm....
Pirate:  Scott The Believer #5
Date: Wed Jun 21 22:43:52 1995

Who the heck are you? You say you are Jason, but when we called Jason's phone
number, he said he NEVER called here.

So, who are you? You are not jason, so who are you and WHY would you call in
and say you were hm, HUH?

Scott The Believer

To.......... Demonchild #46
Title....... HI
From:  Scott The Believer #5
Date: Mon Jun 12 06:09:48 1995

RE: DEMONCHILD

�My name isDEMONCHILD I wish to join your bbs.

Well, hi there. The newuser letter said that you were to give me your REAL name
here, not your handle. AND in the info about you it asked for your handle
first, then it asked for your FULL real name, and you and your "Brother is it"
just gave your real first name and not your FULL name. I asked Vertico to tell
me what his real last name was, but he didn't do it. MAybe he didn't even read
my mail, or didn't know how to answer back to me. To reply back to this letter,
when it comes to the system prompt, just hit "A" for Autoreply to the author,
and you will be replying to my mail. ALSO, to end and send a mail, after you
write one, just hit return (Enter) to get to the begining of a NEW line, and
then type /S to save your mail/letter/post. If you have any questions, just
E-mail me.
Scott The Believer

  [Scott was probably just freaked out about his alias or something. Here's
   a few comments that were made in general private mail:]

To.......... Markus #17
Title....... well,
Pirate:  Scott The Believer #5
Date: Mon Jun 19 05:58:09 1995

�Thanks my friend. Are you going this weekend to Promise Keepers? I'll talk to
�you later.

And no, I am not going to Promise Keepers. I am just not to hip to that
movement. I think it just pumps you up, fires you up, but really don't give you
any real value for Christian Living. Case in point, Rick Taylor. Came back from
there last year, really fired up, wanted everyone to go. Then for about 6
months I never even saw him in Church, then maybe they came once a month for
awhile. Now look at them, up and quit the whole Church. I am just not sure PK
is all it is cracked up to be......

To.......... Lestat #76
Title....... humm...
Pirate:  Scott The Believer #5
Date: Sun Jul 02 07:59:35 1995

�umm.....I think it was two days ago.. you got me in chat...
�that wasn't me it was my sister. I am not usually that hostile. Sorry if she
�angered you..
�:)
�Lestat

Well, I see you still have that line noise, huh? NO, I wasn't angry, and I
didn't cut you off, I guess that call waiting or line noise finally got the
best of our comm programs, cause it cut us off automatically.

No problem here, I just couldn't figure out why I was getting a ring, ring from
your phone. I should have gotten a busy signal. See, the problem is that we
have a VERY hostile user here that we deleted a couple of months ago, and she
is still trying to call in under fake accounts. That is why I was checking to
see if you were calling from your phone, I am too cheap to get caler ID. :)

  [And the hostile user in question, of course, is Martini. Scott's big
   security thing is calling up a user while they're on the phone to see
   if the phone is busy, just to make sure it's really them. Since a lot
   of people don't want to tie up their phone, they get booted off when
   Scott does this. So that's what their private mail looks like. After
   I was deleted, I logged back on to ask why. Here's what I wrote and
   also the responses that I got from both Chatty & Scott The Believer.]

Title:
Enter message now, max lines are 30
Enter '/HELP' for help.
[---=----=----=----=----=----=----=----]----=----=----=----=----=----=----=--]

Why'd I get deleted? Well, maybe that's not really the issue here. What I
really want to know is why did you give out my personal home phone number?
When I first logged on here I used my real information thinking that you
wouldn't give it out to everyone but I guess I was wrong. Was I deleted
because I wasn't home when you called my girlfriend? I'm sorry, I was bbsing
at a friend's house. I had no idea that wasn't allowed on here.

I guess it'd be best if you forwarded this to Scott The Believer since he's
probably mostly responsible for all this, from what I hear. I just want you to
know that I don't appreciate any of this. It should also interest you that I
happen to have YOUR home voice number and could give that out to plenty of
people. Did you know that the guy you gave my number to threatens to fly down
here and kill me all the time? If that were to actually happen, do you think
that Scott would be legally responsible for my death? I think so.
/s

                [And the responses...]

Chatty #1 forwarded your mail to Scott The Believer #5
Scott The Believer #5 read your mail on 07/31/95

(1/2): Well...
Name: Chatty #1
Date: Mon Jul 31 07:33:49 1995

RE:

�happen to have YOUR home voice number and could give that out to plenty of

          Welll.. For your information, I already know that you have my #...
I'm not stupid, I know who is all involved in a plot against me. But I'm not
worried. I don't apprecaite users loggin' you in as a new user ( referring to
posts made on Martini's board, oh.. You thougt I'd never see them, I have. )
and you have no clue...... Well.. I have to say I also don't think it is in FCC
regelations to give out any other users information on a post, or anything.
They are trying to contact FCC, I know this for a fact, as he is my freind. No,
He doesn't have access to my user log, and no, he won't ever. I made that
mistake once with giving a guy that info, and someone loging on as him and
getting all the info.. Alright, so if I didn't give him the #, he would have
gone and got it from someone else.... Trust me, he knows how. I'm NOT sorry I
am freinds with him. He's a nice guy, if you are on his good side, I'm just
glad I am. And I wish that Martini, and everyone else wasn't mad at me, I make
an effort to try and be nice to all of my users, but she broke a rule, and was
in violateon of FCC. I also have to add, that I let my dad handle that, so she
WOULDB'T get mad at me. I'm sorry I gave your #. And I'm sorry you were
deleted, but I was given the explination that it was because there have been
people logging in as your name. And yes we know who it was. I do read messeges
on martini's boarde.... I'm not as dum as everyone thinks.

��.    __  .��
��. �h�++� .��

  [I've since changed my home phone number and the last four digits are
   the initials of a well-known phone company. Get my new number, Greg,
   it's a challenge.]

E-mailing Chatty #1

Title:
Enter message now, max lines are 30
Enter '/HELP' for help.
[-=----=----=----=----=----=----=----]----=----=----=----=----=----=----=----]
Go back and read that message you sent me. Not one word of it made any sense.
Learn how to spell.
/s
Saving...Mail sent to Chatty #1


(2/2): MAN<
Name: Scott The Believer #5
Date: Mon Jul 31 17:17:37 1995

And just how did you get that number? From our users list? Humm?
Hey, our home voice number isn't unlisted, anyone can pick up a phone book and
get it, BIG DEAL! You think you are giving out privedledged info, or something?
NOT! Having our phone number isn't anything, BUT making crank, obsene calls is
ILLEGAL, and we are getting them, so we have called the FCC in Washington to
see what can be done to go back thru the phone records and catch whoever is
making all the calls. And to trace all new incoming calls also. We will catch
whoever is responsible.

As for you being deleted, YES, I did that. For several reasons. 1: Stupid posts
you made concerning GOD. 2:Stupid GIF you uploaded. 3:hanging up on me when I
pulled you into CHAT last nught. 4:Posts you made on Martini's board asking
what you could "DO" to Chatterbox. 5: Post you made giving out Hitmans info on
Martini's board. 6: The main reason, your association with the PLA! That right
there was enough for me to delete you, I just deleted 2 other members of the
PLA from here too. As soon as you read this, you will be deleted again, and we
turned on NEWUSER PASSWORD so none of you can log back on as NEW. You are not
welcome here, your association with Martini the JERK and your stupid posts on
her board has seen to that. Good-bye and good ridence....
Scott The Believer

        [And when I try to respond, Scott chat's with me!]

Chat mode entered. You are chatting with Scott The Believer...

[ME:] I bet it'll be a major inconvience for the new users with that NUP on
here. That's funny.

what is so funny about it?

I think you're lame. Will users still be able to log on if your phone line
were to somehow disappear?

how will our phon line dissapear?

Oh, I don't know. If you piss off God he may disconnect service. What's so
bad about the PLA?

I think he is getting mad now

  [And he dropped carrier on me. Imagine that. While all this is going
   on, Apok0lyps has been coming through will flying colors, capturing
   most of these posts, getting debates and voting questions started,
   and (him being the only one with an account on Chatterbox) having
   a lot of conversations with Scott The Believer. The issue being
   debated mostly, was did Scott have the right to give out my info.
   Here's a message that he posted on Roy's Place...]

6/7: ok..
Name: Apok0lyps #3 @1
Date: Mon Jul 31 09:13:08 1995

     I got a question for everyone. When you go to your doctor, he/she and you
have a sacred trust called the doctor/patient relationship. This means that he
can't/won't discuss ANYTHING about you with anyone else without your
permission.

     The same things go on with you and your laywer. The only persons he can
discuss your case with is other officers of the court, and they are required by
LAW to keep what they hear a secret.

     Now we all know that these things get broken from time to time, but at
leaset there are penalties in place to punish those who break these trust. So
my question is as follows: Shouldn't a sysop be bound by the same set of rules?
At least the ones a laywer uses. Your personal information is a very precious
comoditity(sp) and when you entrust it to someone, you expect them to honor
your trust. What should happen to those who violate those trust??

     Now stop and think of this situation: A sysop tells you you MUST leave
correct info, and you will be voice validated. You want access to his system,
so you comply. He KNOWS your information is correct, and you are allowed on.

     Next, I say you are making harassing phone calls to me, so I call some
sysops looking for your phone number/real name. I finally stumble across one
who will tell me. I call you make threats. But the catch is you were never
making those calls to me. I just wanted your info. It may only work once with
that sysop, but once is enough to ruin one life.

     So now, go back to the voting booth and cast your vote what should happen
to a sysop that would violate YOUR trust.

  [Here's a couple of replies to Apok0lyp's mail from Scott...]

(2/2): Legalities?
Pirate:  Scott The Believer #2
Date: Tue Aug 01 20:22:49 1995

Here is a legal question. RBCP called me, thinking I would answer the phone, it
was the 2nd time he had called, I did answer it the first time. BUT the second
time, I let my answering get it. BOOM, he called back in 2 minutes and played a
tape of WHAT my answering maching said, Which means he RECORDED it! And if I
had answered it voice, he would have been recording me, WITHOUT my consent.
WHAT DOES the LAW say about that, HUH? If you are advising him, you may want to
talk to him about it. I am keeping that tape for any future possible needs.
Just in case this don't just END now peaceably. I am in favor of that option,
how about you?

  [In this reply, Scott is replying to his new & improved answering machine
   greeting which goes something like this: "Hello! WARNING! This call is
   being TRACED by the phone company as we speak. (stutters) It is also
   being recorded, copies of which are being furnished to the FCC so please
   speak clearly so we can hear every word you say...(beeeeeep!)"]

(1/2): Thank you,
Pirate:  Scott The Believer #2
Date: Tue Aug 01 20:12:34 1995

I am glad you think I can be trusted cause I am older and a Christian. I really
don't think what I did was that wrong, I am sorry it has gotten blown out of
proportion tho. It's not like I gave the number to someone I don't know either,
I know greg, he was at my house Sunday night and picked Chatty up to play
Volleyball. He was NOT a total stranger I gave that number to.

BUT I saw the post where you claim that HITMAN posted his address and his phone
number, and it was NOT his correct address or phone number. If you have it,
please pass it to me, cause I don't believe it till I see it. We read all the
posts (AND captured them) and I didn't see his correct address or phone number,
except in RBCP's post. AND I still believe he got it from MY users list. AND he
is calling up here too, against your legal advise. He listened to my answering
machine, AND then posted what my machine said on Bogus Journey. that is really
lame, he IS calling my house and Greg also. All I can say is that it had better
not go on much longer, or I am calling the police. This is the stupidest thing
I have ever seen. In all my years of BBSing, I have never seen such babies
trying to cause trouble. AND RBCP posting my mail to him and my CHAT MODE with
him on Martini's board is just as lame, BUT I guess that is legal too, huh?
Maybe I should just go post ALL the PLA's phone numbers and address's in open
posts on all the board I can, huh? That would be fun, right? yea. AND that post
about Satans BBS, 2 gigs of Adult files, then MY VOICE number, that just about
takes the cake. I want to know if you think this whole mess is about to END or
it is really going to take calling the police in to end this stuff? What do you
think? Is it about over? What do you think will end it? Just want your thought
on this issue.....

(2/2): Wow,
Pirate:  Scott The Believer #5
Date: Sun Jul 30 23:48:18 1995

I guess this thing with Martini not liking the Chatterbox and Amanda, and the
fact that she forced us to delete her from this BBS has finally gone over the
edge. Whatever Greg did, it did NOT warrent the PERSON who stole our users list
to post his information in an open post for all to read. That is going WAY too
far in my opinion, and very may well be illegal. I am sure the harrasing phone
calls are illegal. Anything I could do to help him get to the bottom of it, I
would have done for anyone including you if someone did that to you. AND I HOPE
he does get to the bottom of it, and the police catch the person responsible.
In the meantime, let me say this. I will try to keep your info as secure as
possible, but I can't guarntee your privacy. If the same situation came up, but
he had needed your phone number to call and see if it was you or a faker that
had done that, I would probably give him your number for him to call and get to
the bottom of it all. I can NOT guarentee that I will never give your number
out, it would depend on the situation. So if you want to stay on, it is ok, and
if you want us to delete you, thats ok too, no hard feelings either way. But I
can't tie my hands by promising something that I can't keep. I will just say
that I will try to not give your info out, it would have to be a good reason
for me to do that. So you let me know what it is to be, and we will take care
of it. We almost shut the board a few weeks ago because of user problems, and
that is still a possibility, so it may not matter anyway, huh?
Scott The Believer

(1/1): Humm...
Pirate:  Scott The Believer #5
Date: Tue Aug 01 06:17:59 1995

what about closed systems that only allow certain people access? How do they do
that? Are you saying we MUST allow anyone on as a user, weither we want to or
not? If I called Martini's board, she would be required to let me on as a user?
I don't know about all those legalities, yes, If I refused to let someone on
just because they were Black or Japeneese, I would probably be sued for it. BUT
I do know that RBCP was deleted for posts and actions he did here, for his
attitude about this board. ZAK and Zensless1 both TOLD me to delete them unless
I could guarntee then 100% security, that I would NEVER EVER let out their
info. They asked me to delete them if I could not guarntee that, so I did
delete them at their request. You on the other hand, I have NEVER had a problem
with, so even tho you are PLA, you are welcome here. I only delete a user that
I have a real problem with and then only after I warned them about it. But you
don't have to worry, I have had NO problem with you.

But I would like to know one thing. Why is it so wrong for me to give out a
to post a users info like he did in an open post? Where did he get that info
for one thing? And why is it ok to post that in an open post, yet I get raked
over the coals for giving out 1 phone number to 1 user? What about systems that
have 20 co-sysops, that all have access to the users list? So would it have
been alright if I just made hitman a co-sysop, and gave him access to ALL the
users info? I just don't understand this, it is beyond me how everyone thinks I
did something wrong. I see nothing wrong with what I did, BUT I see all kinds
of wrong with RBCP posting info in a post. I just don't get it....
Scott The Believer

(1/1): Redbox...
Pirate:  Scott The Believer #5
Date: Mon Jul 31 06:22:53 1995

Well, there is other factors that you don't know yet about Redboxchilipeper. We
have always considered his account VERY suspicious. Calling from texas, then he
wouldn't give us his voice number to validate him for NOTHING 2 months ago. so
we deleted him then. NOW 2 months later he calls and freely gives us his
number. I heard he posted a post on Martinis board asking what he could "DO" to
the chatterbox BBS. Yesterday, he called our board, made some rather rude post
concerning GOD, saying he is dead, etc, Uploaded a GIF showing a toilet with
the Bible being used as toilet paper, knowing we are Christians, he was trying
to get under our skin, IF IT WAS EVEN HIM CALLING. See, we still consider his
accound a possible fake account. While he was on-line, I called his data phone,
busy. BUT immediatly when we broke contact, it was still busy. Was it him,
possibly not. So I called his voice number, got his wife. She said RBCP wasn't
home, and that he does all his BBSing from his house, so it wasn't him, but
someone else calling in using his name. Probably the same person who stole out
user list. when he was on-line, I pulled him into chat too, as soon as he saw
that I was wanting to talk, hd immediatly hung up on me. NOW after all this
went on, then hit-mans story about redbox posting HIS info in a post, hey, I
didn't feel very concerned about keeping his phone number private. AS a matter
of fact, I deleted him from our system. And I really don't feel bad about
giving Hitman his phone number, sorry if you feel I did the wrong thing.

As for our user list being an inside job, you are partially correct. We think
it was ripped off by "A Girl" who started dating a Guy. This guy was on our
board, good friend of Chattys, and had a 255 access. She had several friends
who she had given 255's to. well, this Girl logged on as this Guy, cause she
had found out his password to get onto the system. Once on as him, with a 255,
she got the users list. Simple as pie. NOW NOBODY has a 255 but Chatty and me.
And we have proof that they were calling in as other people, using our users
list to log in as whoever they wanted to, and stir up trouble. Heck, they even
tried to log in as ME and Chatty, using our Passwords that were ONLY in that
users list, except we changed them. I tell you what, weither we shut this bbs
down or keep it running is still up in the air. How far hitman's problem goes
may deceide that for us. AND we have also been getting phone calls at Midnight,
and 3 AM, hang-ups, alot of them, and we are thinking of calling the phone
company and let them trace them. This whole thing is really stupid, and my wife
has had about al that she will take of this crap. It might turn ugly, who
knows. But I still say that I can't promise total security for your info, but I
will use my discression as to who would get it, and it would have to be a darn
good reason, fair or not?
Scott The Believer

  [Ha, my WIFE?? That'll be the day. (He talked to Colleen Card.) Anyways,
   during all the conversing, Apok0lyps convinced Scott that perhaps a
   public apology would put a stop to the harrassment.]

Date: 4:23 am  Wed Aug 2, 1995         Number : 121 of 121
From: Apok0Lyps                        Base   : Private Mail
To  : Redboxchilipepper                Refer #: None
Subj: apology                          Replies: None
Stat: Normal                           Origin : Local


    Ok, after some masterful calls, I convinced STB that the harassment should
stop, provided he APOLOGIZES to you and the PLA, and also agrees to NEVER give
out a users info without that users consent.

    Now, if you ask me, I think Scott has seen the error of his ways
(halajueia brother, ok I can't spell it) and should be left alone. But good
ole Greg.....well, he (IMHO) could apologize all day and get no mercy.

    It was cool, I told STB that he would most likley get harassed day and
night for a long time unless he said sorry. He figured it would "just go away
in time" but I told him all about Chris Tomkinson and he then replied with
"well, what do you think I should say in this apology?" :) He was gonna mail
it to you on Roy's Place, but I told him a PUBLIC POST on his board would be
much better. It's in you xfer section. CYA

apok0lyps

  [And the following appeared in Chatterbox's System Annoncements sub...]

( Q-scan And The Sysop Now Speaks 1 - 4 msgs )

4/4: Apology!
Pirate:  Scott The Believer #2
Date: Tue Aug 01 22:40:53 1995

Chatty and I want to apologize to Redboxchilipeper for what went on this week.
We gave out his home phone number to another user, and being new sysops didn't
realize that we were doing a great injustice. Looking back, we see that we
should NOT have given it out, and we will never give out any user info without
their consent FIRST. Of course our user list had been hacked and is all over
the area anyway, we didn't think it was that bad a thing to do. BUT we are
sorry this happened, and we will never do that again. Hope this satisifies the
PLA, RBCP, and anyone else who had doubts about our security. As of NOW, Chatty
and I are the ONLY 2 who have access to the user list, and it will remain that
way. Security will be tight from now on.

Sorry RBCP........

Scott The Believer
And Chatty

[1] [And The Sysop Now Speaks]
Read:(1-4,^4),? :

  [My reply to it...]

Fine, apology accepted, and a good move on your part, as well as mine, I
guess. I suppose that I'll apologize for the anti-religeous comments and GIFs
I uploaded to your system then. I promise you that I will make a point never
to call your bbs or your voice number again. From everything I've heard,
though, a lot of people don't like you because you're both so big brotherish
about the way you run your bbs, so if you receive annoying calls, be assured
that they're NOT from me or Zak or any other member of the PLA.

One thing I think you didn't realize while rattling off my unlisted home
phone number was that Mr. Carson who's such a fine citizen on your bbs, has
been threatening to fly down to Texas, find me, rape my girlfriend and shoot
me. While I know he's probably all talk and in reality works the graveyard
shift in a crappy motel, that's not exactly the type of person I want having
my phone number. The day after you gave it out, Greg started calling me and
threatening me every time he received a prank call. I hate to break this to
Greg, but I'm not the only one who hates him. Anyway, I'm rambling, have a
nice life without me in it anymore. You should take off that NUP because
that's really a hassle for legitimate users and I heard some weirdo a few
years back got nailed to a tree for suggesting a NUP.
                                        Peace,
                                        RBCP

  [And that's more or less the end. The next day I called up Bogus Journey,
   one of the few cool boards in 618, to see this public post by Chatty.
   Or was it STB? They use the same accounts...]

48/50: hey RBCP
Name: Chatty #178 @6851
Date: Tue Aug 01 19:02:10 1995

You are the cool one, aren't you. I had a guy tell me you wasn't making any
Voice calls to Illinois, guess he was wrong, huh? I guess it really takes
something simple, stupid and pathetic to entertain you, huh? We got capture
files from Martini's board, and here. Really boring reading, I must say. Too
bad you (and the rest of your PLA losers) don't have a life.....

Scott The Believer

�ogus Journey ��S
(618)656-7266 23� Hours/Day 14.4k WWIV 4.23
IceNet @6851 TAZnet @6863 TerraNET @6863

  [Sometime during all this Zak, who at the time still had a valid account
   on Chatterbox, left feedback to Scott saying, "Somebody just called my
   house and hung up on me! Can I have your user list?" and he got deleted
   for it. Also, a few other users (Zenzeless?) were deleted because they
   told Scott if their security couldn't be guaranteed on that system,
   they didn't want accounts there.]

I really meant what I said about not bothering Scott anymore, by the way.
Since he was smart enough to make a public apology, I suppose I can respect
that enough to leave him alone. He will continue to be harrassed daily,
though. Not because I'm encouraging or doing it myself, but because of the way
he treats people who call there. There's nothing I can do about that. So
Scott, lighten up a little. As Colleen Card keeps pointing out to me, Scott
didn't apologize because he was sorry, he apologized because he was being
harrassed and wanted it to stop. Oh and if anyone ever wants to give the
Chatterbox BBS a call to talk about good, wholesome, christian and family
values, you can reach their bbs at 618-277-8040. And of course you shouldn't
ever harrass these people because they have the power of the lord behind him.
And although I would never give out their home voice phone number in a mag
that's distributed nationally, you could probably dial 618-555-1212 and ask
directory assisstance for Scott's number in Belleville and they would give it
to you, but I wouldn't encourage that either.

31/78: come on BABIES
Name: The Hit Man #27
Date: Sat Jul 22 12:42:31 1995

You dont Know anything about ME! Before FUCKING with a PRO go look me up
I will be waiting with FIREPOWER and wont be the first person I SHOT!
yes think what you want BUT I REALLY am CRAZY!!! Ill FUCKING KILL YOU!
Open your mouth and put it on the sidewalk and then stomp the back of
you head ank kill you! I am laughing at this!! I LOVE IT! COME GET ME
I have been BORED for so LONG-Get everybody you can more for my 2 Dogs
My rottweiler will love it!

SEE YOU BABIES AROUND

29/78:
Name: Zak #4
Date: Sat Jul 22 03:16:12 1995

If the hit man keeps it up, I;ll just have to *32 him.

32/78: Hey, asswipe
Name: Stormhawk #8
Date: Sun Jul 23 14:39:36 1995

You think you're so cool, just because of what you have, not because of what
you are.  I respect people, not possesions.  When you prove yourself worthy of
being respected, I MIGHT respect you.  By the way, large dogs don't scare me,
can you say PEPPER MACE?
and also, I'm infinitely more mature than you, lose.

37/78:
Name: Redboxchilipepper #11
Date: Mon Jul 24 23:53:41 1995

Hit Man, I'm in Texas and can mess up your life just as well as anyone in
Illinois. Will your rotweiler gallop down here and bite my ass?

38/78:
Name: Zak #4
Date: Tue Jul 25 02:06:11 1995

He's rich, remember he can afford to hire a rotweiller in texas to go bite you.

40/78: OK
Name: The Hit Man #27
Date: Tue Jul 25 20:09:23 1995

RE:
BY: Redboxchilipepper #11

Im am getting scared! Blow me awAy-Kill me-It wont phase me! Because you wont
do a FUCKING thing you Loser!!!!

Again I will repeat myself- BRING IT ON! or just SHUT THE FUCK UP
Show me your actions not your Pathetic WORDS!!

42/78: Hit Man
Name: Maynard #19
Date: Wed Jul 26 00:15:43 1995

Is that man sane?
Guess he has lots o faith in his dog.
Hey, maybe his dog will pay his phone bills!

43/78: Ok DICKHEAD
Name: Pepsi-Man #32
Date: Wed Jul 26 04:42:38 1995

RE: Hit Man
BY: Maynard #19

You dont know about The Real Greg Carson reputation Do you people?
He shoot someone in Cahokia about 3 years ago... A part of a gang in
O'fallon which the cops could hardly break up. So many friends that he
never had to do any fighting. His friends did all the deeds untill one
stud make fun of his brohter-He shoot that bastard! WEll thats the
O'fallon rumor. As for that number its a HOTEL... I guess he sure
got you guys!

46/78:
Name: Zak #4
Date: Wed Jul 26 09:12:10 1995

Yes, he really got us. I REALLY put faith in a number he posted himself. Hey,
Hit Man, i can shoot a chololate chip off the tip of your weiner from 100
yards! so ha!
hey butthead, gangs are cool or something. huh uhh yeah

48/78:
Name: Zensless1 #13
Date: Wed Jul 26 14:19:16 1995

RE: OK
BY: The Hit Man #27

I shouldnt sayt anything and just let you go into debt for the next decade of
yourlife but you really dont wanna fuck with Zak or RBCP cause they will
seriously fuck your little world over....

49/78:
Name: Redboxchilipepper #11
Date: Wed Jul 26 16:58:27 1995

Maybe we should give Hit Man Jack The Ripper's phone number. JTR used to have
the same attitude towards us.

54/78: Some more
Name: The Hit Man #27
Date: Thu Jul 27 19:25:06 1995

Did you read that post! See how stupid it is, REALLY! Just do it!
Blow up my house?Fuck my wife?into debt because of Zak or RBCP?
Just do it! Heres your point to show all of us in BBS Land what you
are made of! Come on pussy! Will that give you some more reasons!

63/78: no hard feelings.....
Name: The Hit Man #27
Date: Sat Jul 29 01:15:53 1995

I want to ask a question though....WHO IS RBCP AND ROY? And who is THE PLA?
I just would like to know....Well I guess I will see you all around...

66/78:
Name: Zensless1 #13
Date: Sat Jul 29 09:44:28 1995

You will find out soon enough....

69/78: let's see..
Name: Apok0lyps #5
Date: Sat Jul 29 10:41:04 1995

    You scream and yell, threaten everyone here, and people are supposed to
tell you where/invite you to their party?? I think not. Disturbing shit is all
fine and well, but noone wanting you around them is the price you pay.

    Oh well, gotta sleep, had days keggin on the morrow.

70/78: You
Name: The Hit Man #27
Date: Sat Jul 29 16:38:17 1995

You are the ones calling me names! Bring your threats to reality!
You are the ones who invited me and now will not tell me where it is!
Just like kiddies, ALL TALK!! Keep on talking, I guess you guys are
good at it. I got work to do-Month End-Be back when it slows down!

71/78:
Name: Redboxchilipepper #11
Date: Sat Jul 29 22:50:39 1995

Hitman, read the issues of PLA and you'll have a pretty good idea of what's in
store for your future. And then some.

Name: Redboxchilipepper #11
Date: Mon Jul 24 23:55:04 1995

So, somebody post Hit Man's info so I can get te remote access call forwarding
set up and going to 1-900-999-GINA.


7/21: la la la
Name: Master #23
Date: Wed Jul 26 00:49:01 1995

Name: The Hit Man #27
RN  : Greg Carson
Strt: 140 Ludwig Drive
City: Fairview Hts, IL  62208 (USA)
PH  : 618-398-7124
Datp: 618-398-7189
Age : 21 M  (12/18/73)
Comp: Other
PW  :
Last: 07/25/95   07/18/95
Msgs: P=31 E=4 F=5 W=5 D=0
Log : 20  0  I=0
UpDn: U=0=0k   D=0-0k
Baud: 14400
SL  : 60
DSL : 60

Uedit :

  [That was the information that Hit Man put in his account on Martini's BBS.
   After finding out that Greg Carson had put down his real work number, I
   gave directory assisstance a call to get his home phone number, got some
   other basic info, turned it into an ANSI and posted it a few times...]

+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
�                                                                            �
�   + �  �     /  � Phone Losers of America Special Report   + �  �     /  � �
�  +--+  �    +-- �  The Greg Carson Fan Club Newsletter!   +--+  �    +-- � �
� -+    ---+ -+  -+             July 30, 1995              -+    ---+ -+  -+ �
�\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/�
� Work Information:                              Home Information:           �
�  Fairfield Inn                                 Greg & Carolyn Carson (wife)�
�  140 Ludwig Drive                              34 Concord (he OWNS it! :)  �
�  Fairview Heights 62208                        Fairview Heights, IL        �
�  618-398-7124 or                               618-394-1774                �
�  618-398-7189                                                              �
�  He works there in the mornings.      Other Information:                   �
�  When he's not working, annoy         Hitman's brand of computer is a      �
�  the boss & other employees           Smith & Wesson, his wife is extremely�
�  $59.95 a night/single? Ripoff!       overweight and wears hair curlers,   �
�                                       his wrotweiler's name is FiFi and    �
� STAY TUNED FOR MORE UPDATES WHEN WE   Greg likes to put on leather and     �
� GIVE AMERITECH A CALL TO REVEAL ALL   take him for walks.                  �
� OF HIS PHONE ACCOUNT INFORMATION!!!                                        �
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+


73/78: Alright Free Advertising
Name: The Hit Man #27
Date: Sun Jul 30 14:22:13 1995

Yes The Fairfield Inn by Marriott in Fairview Heights! Go stay, WEll I guess
you POOR boys cant stay there! WEll there is the trailway motel in Fairview
for you!

77/78:
Name: Zak #4
Date: Mon Jul 31 02:57:58 1995

Nice fucking try hit man. We love you! You've been victimized by the PLA!
Oh yeah, tomorrow, I'm carding a room at the Fairfield Inn and I'm going to
steal a towel..

8/21: Personally,
Name: Martini #1
Date: Wed Jul 26 01:04:47 1995

I don't know why he thinks he is so cool... Oooooh wow, a $60,000 house,
yipee, our house cost $220,000.  He's probably just trailer trash bull
shitting his way around to boost his ego.  Most likely he has low self esteem
and calling people childish names, and other frivolish words makes him feel
strong, so just let him do his little thing.  People get their kicks in
awkward ways.  Although his isn't awkward, it's just flat out pathetic.  Hey
hit man, you should go to this party coming up on Saturday, then see how tough
you are...  It's just an invitation, not a threat.

Name: Redboxchilipepper #11
Date: Wed Jul 26 17:02:00 1995

Bring your gunz, hit man, you hillbilly!

Name: Spastic Chicken #2
Date: Sat Jul 22 11:56:19 1995

shut up you stupid, harmless, low-life fuck...

4/28: HA HA HA
Name: The Hit Man #27
Date: Sat Jul 22 13:23:32 1995

Look at yourself-Your the STUPID LOW-LIFE!!!!
Find me please and then have a 9mm hole in you!!!
NO I would rather you desroy something and then have you ASS
thrown in Jail-That would be KICK-ASS! Yeah thats my Plan

5/28: Question for all My loves
Name: The Hit Man #27
Date: Sat Jul 22 13:27:28 1995

Does anyone else like PISSING people off? I love it- Making people so MAD
Getting under there skin, Knowing that they are being plotted and talked
about in ways to hurt him(me)I love it that you all are being so kind and
talking about me. I bet you all get together and say-Lets blow his cars up,
destroy this, hurt him-I got insurance-I also have friends-Yes me The
biggest DICKHEAD! I have loyal friends! Thats why I am the HIt Man!
Thats is why I am An Asshole to......WELL ASSHOLES!

Respect is earned NOT GIVEN!!!!

7/28: Play with myself
Name: The Hit Man #27
Date: Mon Jul 24 14:25:04 1995

I will repeat again-HOw old are? I am only 21-ok 21

I am very proud of myself! I have went through more changes with my lifestyle
in 5 months that it will take you 10 years!

So you see YES I am cool! You know it! The Elite(you will always think of me)

9/28: good
Name: The Hit Man #27
Date: Tue Jul 25 20:21:03 1995

Good Im waiting! YOu people should stop before it gets out of hand!
I will shoot you! Dont Fuck your life up because of me! Chill out!

Fucking LOSERS!!

10/28: Heh, I'm laughing at you..
Name: Martini #1
Date: Wed Jul 26 01:08:31 1995

Posting that, is a very big mistake, on your part.  The stupidity of some
people overwhelms me.  Please, keep going, you entertain me like no other can
possibly do.

13/28:
Name: Redboxchilipepper #11
Date: Wed Jul 26 17:03:02 1995

Are you going to fly down here and shoot me, Hit Man? I'll  give you my
adress.

Name: The Hit Man #27
Date: Thu Jul 27 19:45:37 1995

I will be coming down there in about 2 or 3 months ok E-mail it to me!

17/28: Where is the party
Name: The Hit Man #27
Date: Thu Jul 27 19:47:36 1995

I need to know where the party is! I hope I can get on here to find out
where it is....I could not get on long enough the other days to read a
anything. Just kept logging me off, Sorry about after the 10th time you
get sick of trying.

Try and call back later on Friday to see where the party is..


18/28:
Name: Zak #4
Date: Fri Jul 28 11:38:54 1995

Right? You think we're gonna tell you where the party is after you're showing
your iq as 12 and being manly and threatening to shoot people in the butts?

4/15: Welfare SUCKS
Name: The Hit Man #27
Date: Thu Jul 20 22:58:55 1995

Section 8 housing to be specific! One of my friends has a 250,000 dollar
house but cant sell it even at 125,000 and was willing to get rid of it
to me for just what he owes(around 89,000) Down with them all!!

16/20:
Name: Redboxchilipepper #11
Date: Wed Jul 26 17:04:28 1995

Yes, he certainly does have friends, he just has to loan them all money to
keep them. Nobody will be his friend unless he takes them out to eat and buys
them stuff.

17/20: Sure
Name: Dark Shadow #14
Date: Thu Jul 27 03:04:09 1995

why not, after all, "Big Bad Hitman has lots of money. Hit man can buy life."
uh, huh, "Taz hate Water!!" too...

6/11: Digging my grave
Name: The Hit Man #27
Date: Sun Jul 30 15:20:37 1995

I just keep digging myself a bigger hole everytime I call-I just will have
to be stopped by some force! A big box of pepper should do it! HA Ha Ha

See I just cant stop! What should I do? I need help! No one can do anything
about it! I am who I am! An Asshole to Assholes!

My job is to PISS you all off and I think I will have to retire after this
job....I am doing to good of a JOB!!!

9/11:
Name: Redboxchilipepper #11
Date: Sun Jul 30 18:50:40 1995

By the time it's over (will it ever be over now?) the Hit Man will be sorry
that he started all this. You don't really NEED that bank account do you, Greg?

(1/1): Hello
Name: The Hit Man #27
Date: Sat Jul 29 01:58:47 1995

What did I do? I just would like to hear it from your own words,
Please be honest-dont say because your an Asshole, Fuckhead...etc
I want to know what I did! Why are YOU so mad, or maybe your not mad
but what did I do that was so bad? I did not brag, everyone was telling
me I was cool so I agreed and showed them how cool I was. Whats wrong with
that?

Wheres the party? My dogs are tough tho, but a gun does do a better job!
Wheres the party? no one will tell me!

  [I guess finally he'd had enough and asked Martini to delete him...]

(2/2): Delte me
Name: The Hit Man #27
Date: Sun Jul 30 19:58:16 1995

I want to be deleted!

  [But she didn't delete him and the war just kept going on...]

34/35: You know..
Name: Martini #1
Date: Tue Aug 01 18:29:59 1995

You guys want to know how much of a man hit man really is?   He says, go
ahead, i'd like to see you fuck with me.  Then everyone fucks with him, and he
runs to the police or FCC who ever and crys.  No only that, but he is so much
of a man, he had his wife call my house.  Not him his WIFE.  HAHAHAH, that's a
real man if I've ever seen one.

37/39: crys
Name: The Hit Man #27
Date: Sat Aug 05 12:31:04 1995

I wasnt crying, My wife called you on her own! I wasnt even there.
See I want you to realize something-Every action has a reaction!
Did you think I would stand by and do NOTHING! I dont have anything against
the PLA or anyone of you BBSers. You did something and I did something.
I am not going to do anything else, I should act my age and not bring myself
so low. Yes I was being immature. So what-You are doing the same thing,
but thats not right, I will stop and I have stopped. I just want you all to
 realize that.

C-ya

38/39: No..
Name: Martini #1
Date: Sat Aug 05 20:51:41 1995

I wasn't being immature.  I was not pranking you, or chatty or whoever.  I
don't know how your lovely wife even got my number, I don't know why your wife
even had anything to do with me.  Of course she didn't.  But I think she's
very manly.  Especially when she hung up on me.

39/39: She isnt here
Name: The Hit Man #27
Date: Sun Aug 06 07:39:34 1995

Shes not here to defend herself but I dont know what went on. Whatever
happened already happened. Its over, who cares. Life goes on.
-She told me you hung up on her- Whats it matter Martini-forget it

33/34: ok Let me clear some things up now
Name: The Hit Man #27
Date: Sat Aug 05 12:20:08 1995

The people I saw on welfare where drinking outside there house and would
be up at midnight drunk walking the streets. NOt everyone on WElfare is
doing it but some are. Another thing I did work for a farm(Keller farms)
and would 10 hour days. Horse Radish fields, hay bails, etc... Also
I know what hard work is! I was in A Bootcamp for 4 months where I chopped
down trees for 8 hours-I got blisters at first but not after a few weeks
of it. Hard work got me to where I am today! Making you all mad was that
one part I still need to work on, I like pissing people off and it is
a part of me I dont like, It may

34/34: It may
Name: The Hit Man #27
Date: Sat Aug 05 12:22:39 1995

Getting too long....It may have something to do with my job, Always being
nice and hearing people bitch all the time but I am who I am.
Well I guess I will talk to you later. C-YA


   [Notice a slight change in attitude from just a few weeks. You can feel
    him beginning to break down... For some reason, Hitman kept e-mailing
    me as unknown. Here is a poor attempt at an apology by him in private
    e-mail on Bogus Journey...]

(1/1): No Im sont
Name: UNKNOWN
Date: UNKNOWN

I mean no Im not! If someone came to my house they would be, but I never
threatened anyONE! I want to say Im Sorry for whatever I did to YOU
RBCP- Im sorry-ok-Im not looking for anything in return but I just want you
to understand that I guess Im just too GOOD at the BASHING SUB-
Boy did I piss somepeople off just by bashing them on a BASHING SUB!

Well I guess I will talk to you soon.

C-YA

  [He's not sorry, he's just sick of us harrassing his co-workers.
   And my reply...]

[---=----=----=----=----=--=----=----]----=----=----=----=----=----=----=----]
Private annonymous e-mail isn't good enough. A public post, preferably on
Martini's BBS, at LEAST one paragraph long and apologizing not only to me, but
Martini, the PLA(H) and everybody else you threatened.



40/40: so the hit man decides to finally call back...
Name: Redboxchilipepper #11
Date: Sun Aug 06 09:26:18 1995

I thought he'd just contiune to be sneak and fool us by calling in as the
Pepsi Man, but I guess not. It certainly is amazing how his attitude towards
us has changed in just a few weeks. He can be as nice as he wants to now, but
I still remember the posts that said, "FUCK YOU BABIES! Bring it on, I'll
fucking shoot you all! You're all talk! You'll never do anything. You'll never
get my info. I'm flying down to Texas to kill you both!" Hmmmm, should I show
mercy? I think not. Have a nice life, Hitman. You know you're lucky that the
Ameritech office is so busy lately and I'm too impatient to sit around on hold
for you. But just wait... You made a major mistake.

Perhaps a public apology, a few paragraphs long, similar to STB's would change
my mind...

49/50: My conversation with Mrs. Hit Man.
Name: Martini #177 @6851
Date: Mon Aug 07 01:41:29 1995

Mrs. Hit Man: I have a proof that you've been pranking me, blah blah blah,
hacking bbses blah blah blah, 42 calls have orginated from your house telling
me that my husband will pay, blah blah blah.
Martini: go to hell
Mrs. Hit Man: OH that's it, I'm calling the FCC NOW! (click)

It was amusing.

50/50: who has 42 calls
Name: The Hit Man #370 @6851
Date: Mon Aug 07 17:24:22 1995

I will not go to your level and prank you! If(And I am Saying IF)
I did anything it would be to go to your house and shit on your face!

Again it IF I did anything witch I wont-YOu are not worth my time anymore
ok Budweiser! Hasta Manana

Enter message now, max lines are 60
Enter '/HELP' for help.
[---=----=----=----=----=----=----=----]----=----=----=----=----=----=----=----]
Nope, that's not it, Hit Man. It's not that you don't want to go down to her
level, it's just that you know whatever you do will come back on you 100 times
worse. That's really it, isn't it? You know, for supposedly being 21, you're
not that bright.

  [Finally, on August 7th, he called my bbs under the false alias of
   Marlboro Man and we got to chat, face to face...]

ME: Why?

HM: I have no reason-just wanted to ask what yoyu where talking to me about
    earlier when I couldnt respond
ME: I was just trying to annoy you but you put me on hold on two lines at
    once. That's never happened to me before.
HM: I am sorry it gets busy around here-like right now I am on the phone with
    one of my guests
ME: I could help you! I'll forward all of your calls somewhere else so
    somebody else can answer the phone for you. Deal?
HM: Well I cant do that then I will lose alot ob business
ME: No you won't, I'll talk to your customers for you! I'll get things
    straigtened out over there.
HM: Ok sure no really I wish I could but it wouldnt be good,
ME: Well, I like surprising people and maybe I'd do it anyways just as a
    surprise to help you..
HM: Wow you will help me-WHY?
ME: I'm a nice guy.
HM: I am sure you are-but I got the wrong impression then-I thought you didnt
    like me?
ME: Of course I like you. I just think you should go public with a big apology
    to everybody and that would settle everything!
HM: Well I am not the only one that should be apoligizing then, What about all
    the bullshit eveyone else said,  I was only responding back to them
ME: Well, how about a big public apology to me then for threatening to fly
    down to Texas and rape my girlfriend and shoot me?
HM: Ok I am sorry about that=-I went balistic for a min. That was over the
    phone
ME: I know it's over the phone I still have the recordings. Anyways, I was
    saying a PUBLIC post apology and I might leave you alone, just like Scott.
HM: You have me email-why not post it-You must have captured it
ME: Of course, but it wouldn't be as personal.
HM: ok I gotcha I will apologize to you personally, it wasnt a cool thing to
    do but as for everyone else they need to apologize to or I will just stop
    its over and done with but I will apologize to you public to show no hard
    feelings
ME: On Martini's bbs too. And the other people who've bothered you have
    nothing to do with me. They can prank you, but I can send your calls to
    Sweeden or turn off your line or ship toilets COD.
HM: I understand-pranks are no big deal I have *69 or traceing going on, wont
    work for you since your out of state but I can deal with it, I will say
    sorry to you and to your girlf=riend- also how did youu know this acout
    was me?
ME: It was quite obvious. But the dead givaway was when you accidentally used
    the password UBITCH one day.
HM: oh yes I remember, well I have so many I didnt know what I used, Good
    memory how did you know that password, Martini TOLD YOU- SEE that is
    bogus-for real
ME: What's bogus? I have sysop access there.
HM: Nevermind, I didnt know that, Nvermind- I see you got your own sub now
ME: Of course, I made it myself this morning out of boredom. I have to go
    wax my shoes now.

  [Looks like he was about to go off about sysops giving out personal info
   and try to say I'm no better than Scott The Believer until I told him I
   had sysop access there. UBITCH is the password he used on Cocktail Lounge
   and he accidentally used it on his fake account on my board so that's
   what he was talking about there. A mere 15 minutes later, I called
   Martini's BBS to find the following public post...]

Name: The Hit Man #27
Date: Mon Aug 07 20:21:13 1995

I want to apoligize to RBCP and his girlfriend for some things I said over the
phone.  I was having a bad day I guess and will publicly say IM Sorry. Also I
want to say Sorry for some of the things I said to RBCP over posts. The
Bashing got pretty heavy and I think it got out of control.
Talk to you all Later

  [Here is what I replied with...]

[-------------------------------------+--------------------------------------]
Ha, what a dork. He thinks it's that easy just because it was for Scott The
Believer. That little chat session you had, Hit Man, was with my eight year
old little brother and I beat him up for making you think that'd I'd actually
ever leave you alone for a minute. Wait, I don't have an eight year old little
brother so that must have been me.

Nah.... I don't thinkthat apology sounded very sincere. I think not. Nope, Hit
Man, you're in for a life of misery. Sorry, no soap. Maybe next time you won't
be so stupid. I'll upload a copy of my chat log with Hit Man in it and the
funny e-mail he sent me on here after he wrote this message so everyone else
can enjoy it, too. He actually asked me to erase his info from when I posted
it awhile back. Hmmmm, let me see if I can figure out the commands to do that.

  [Then, just to be mean, I accidentally post that ANSI again with all of
   his personal information on it. When I had first logged on there, I had
   gotten the this mail from Hit Man...]

(2/2): ok I got one request
Name: The Hit Man #27
Date: Mon Aug 07 20:11:55 1995

Please Delete my info posted on the 2 subs(or anywhere else you posted it)

The HIt Man

  [And the Hit Man story has ended. Not exactly a good apology compared to
   Scott The Believer's, but hey, he tried, right? I really have no
   intentions of spending all my free time bothering this guy so Hit Man,
   don't worry about me unless I get REALLY bored. Apology not accepted, I
   just have better things to do. It's hard to believe all this shit happened
   in just a few weeks... (Five bucks says nobody is still reading this
   issue because they all fall asleep by now...) Now get ready to log on
   to the lamest bbs system you've ever seen. The lamest in 618? Yes, but
   worse...It's the lamest bbs in the entire WORLD. I CHALLENGE anyone to
   find a lamer bbs than the one you're about to see and send me captures
   of it. That's a DARE!]

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 AND POSSiBLY OTHERS. ALL FiLES ON THiS BBS ARE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES
 ONLY. OWNING THESE FiLES iS LEGAL, THE USE OF THEM HOWEVER, IS NOT.

       Do not upload commercial software
       Do not upload a virus or trojan horse file without telling me
       Do not annoy other users and expect them not to annoy you back
       Do not hold the sysop responsible for damages to your computer or
        your actions after reading anything on this BBS. This means, if
        you read how to blow up a house, don't do it. This BBS is for
        informational purposes only.
       In yer feedback to -=LaXVaXEN=-, please include the following
       information. If you do not include this information, chances are
       yer gonna be deleted! INCLUDE:

          � Your Three Newest Software Titles
          � Your REAL phone number, (You will be voice validated!)
          � Any Groups you are associated with
          � Other handles of yours
          � What you are looking for (Messages, Files, Whatever!)
          � Two other boards and their phone numbers, (HPaVC)

Include this crap and you'll be fine. Unless of course I decide you don't have
the potential of being a good user, in which case you will be deleted...

          WELCOME! TO GET INSTANT ACCESS TO SOME OF OUR FILE AREAS USE
          CALL-BACK VERIFICATION BY TYPING 'X' AT THE MAIN MENU. FOLLOW THE
          MENUS FROM THERE.

Hello! Welcome to TWiSTED REALiTY BBS. This is most likely your first time on
the new BBS. We were previously known as the Hackerz Union. The board was
popular, however, we had our problems. Now we are back with OVER ONE GIGABYTE
of files. The topics include: Hacking Phreaking Anarchy Virus Cracking ANSi

And there is much, much more! We encourage users to upload as well as download.
To get access to some of our file library, please use call-back verification
located in the external programs section of the BBS. The system uses a credit
system, so please upload rather than just asking for credits.

    Currently there are three membership plans:
    -NEW USER: 20 minutes\day
               3K free credits\day
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RULES:
        1. Go to USER BASHING to post flames.
        2. Do not upload virii or trojans.
        3. Attempting to hack this BBS will result in imediate and permanent
           deletion of your account.
        4. You must give us a correct phone number. Otherwise, no access for
           you!
        5. HAVE PHUN!!!!


  [Feel the cheese, feel the lameness of this total wanna-be phreaker bbs. I
   ask you, what kind of real phreak bbs voice validates their users??
   (Not counting Celco51, of course..ahem) I've bbsed all over the country,
   seen just about every level of lameness you can imagine, but this is
   absolutely the worst "phreak" bbs I've ever come across, even worse than
   my own. And the sad thing is that I had a hard time getting access to it
   and I finally had to resort to using a fake alias. A few years ago I had
   called this board when it was called The Hacker's Union and it was sort
   of lame back then but at least the sysop didn't try to mislead everyone
   into thinking it was a big-time hacker bbs. The sysop's name is Phillip
   Wool, alias Mr. Hack aka L�XV�X�N and totally not liked by pretty much
   the entire 618 area code. I was at one time last year considered a "good
   citizen" but just to see if I could stir things up, I left Zak a piece
   of e-mail on his bbs:

Attr : Read
To   : Zak #19
From : Redboxchilipepper #59
Date : Sat Dec 10 1994 02:22 pm PST

Hey, Zak, I think I've just about had it with this board. First, the sysop, Mr.
Hack starts hacking the users' accounts and now he's switching to lame VBBS and
not giving you access. Mr. Hack's lame questions about ESS are more than
annoying. I think maybe I'll call the Ameritech billing office there and shut
off his line, his parent's line and his grandparents line. Then I'll blow up
his house. Gee, I hope he's not watching right now. Man, this is about the
lamest, wanna-be hacker board I've ever seen in my life. "Hey, RBCP, keep
uploading those k-k-k-k-kool text files 'cause you seem to know what you're
talking about" Stupid Mr. Hack. Let's set his dad's car on fire. A wire from
the back tail light into the gas tank does wonders.

Oh well, talk to you later. I'll probably call back this lame board again
tomorrow just for the comic relief. Later! *RBCP* Roy!

   [Heh, looking at the date in that mail, I realized that I wrote that
    mail while I was in Austin, Texas from one of the pay phones in the
    airport. A few months before, while I was living in Portland, Oregon,
    Zak had called up the phone company and ordered Call Waiting on Mr.
    Hack's board line. Normally a sysop (even a stupid one) would figure
    this out within a day, but it took Mr. Hack over a month to realize
    what someone had done. Even with all the users, including myself,
    sending him pissed off feedback asking why we always get hung up on
    when we call. It wasn't until his phone bill arrived with that extra
    monthly charge on it that he figured something wasn't right. After he'd
    figured out that I'd turned on him, he deleted me and blacklisted my
    alias from his board so I sent him netmail from another system:


Hi Mr. Hack!

Hey, did I ever tell you that I'm thinking of becomming a psychic? Let me try
this out on you...I predict a horrible twisted fate on your fone line. It will
happen soon and would have already happened but somebody has been too busy
lately doing other bad things....I'm pretty good, eh? I should get my own 900
number? Better yet, get YOU a 900 that I could have access to and you can't.

*RedBoxChiliPPepper*

  [Right after I wrote that, he e-mailed Andromeda (the sysop of Bogus
   Journey) and asked her if he could have all of the personal info she
   had on me. She was amused by this and forwarded the mail to me. After
   all that I kind of lost touch with the whole Mr. Hack thing until just
   last month when someone told me that he was "wanting to get Zak and
   RBCP because they're always making fun of me." (I don't think this
   issue is going to make him too happy then.) So here's what Mr. Hack's
   new & improved phreeker board looks like. We'll start with the user
   list...]

Beastie #13                     East Alton, IL                07/23/95 Locally
Bucky The Wonder Plumber #12    Belleville, Il                07/24/95 14.4/V32
Catfish #15                     Cahokia, Illinois             07/31/95 14.4/V32
Chewbac #18                     Collinsville,il               07/27/95 14.4/V32
Death Mage #4                   Belleville, Il                06/10/95 9600/V32
Dim #25                         , Ha Ha                       07/31/95 14.4/V32
Eight Ball #8                   Troy, Il                      08/03/95 14.4/V32
Fed Clad Madagascar #29         Highland, Illinois            08/03/95 14.4/V32
Fiberflow #28                   Troy, Il                      08/02/95 2400
Guest #5                        Unknown, Unknown?             07/11/95 9600/V32
Jay #26                         Scott Afb, Il                 08/03/95 9600/V32
Joe Shambro #3                  Granite City, Il              08/02/95 14.4/V32
Kermit #21                      Belleville,Il                 07/30/95 14.4/V32
L�XV�X�N (EXiLE) #1             Belleville, Illinois          08/02/95 Locally
Meteor Man #11                  St.Louis,mo.                  06/27/95 14.4/V32
Mr.Park #17                     Alton,il                      07/30/95 14.4/V32
Mr.Xerox. #24                   Bethalto,ill                  08/03/95 14.4/V32
Mr.Xerox_ #22                   Bethalto,ill                  07/30/95 14.4/V32
Primo Pyro #7                   Belleville, Missouri          08/01/95 9600/V32
Raistlain #9                    Belleville, Il                08/03/95 2400
Richard #23                     Fairview Heights, Il          07/30/95 14.4/V32
Subliminal Chaos #6             Dunno, Dunno                  07/09/95 14.4/V32
Teknorat #10                    Florissant, Mo                05/24/95 2400
Thraka #16                      Belleville, Il                07/28/95 Locally
Th_ P_��t #2                    Alton, Illinois               07/27/95 Locally
Wild Bill #20                   Fairview Hts, Il              07/28/95 14.4/V32

  [It has always been my opinion that any phreak bbs with any kind of
   status should never be allowed to have a user who goes by the alias
   of Bucky the Wonder Plumber. Note how elite they are by using only
   the lower case i's when they type in all caps! And their user list
   boasts users from as far away as Florissant, Missouri. (Right across
   the river) I logged on as a new user under the name of Brain Strats
   and the alias Fed Clad Madagascar (and yes, Chris Tomkinson, I
   ripped that off from YOU!) Here's the feedback I left...]


*NEW USER*                                  Age/Sex/BD   : 20 M 12/12/74
Real name : Brian Strats                    Phone number : 618-654-9044
Computer  : IBM 486dx VGA 500 megz          Modem type   : 14.4/V32

Hi, I'm calling you from highland. I'm looking for files called PLA because I
heard there was some sort of story on highland in there. Have you heard of it?
Do you know how to get axcess on Roy's place? The sysop there wont give me
axcess but i don't know why. He seems like a dick. I'm really into the
phreaking thing and i used to hhack but lost my phhone line and hhaven't much
gotten into it lately. so i'm sort of behind the times. I have a recording of
pay phones tones that lets me get free calls on some pay phones in town, but
not all of them.

hhmmm, what else? Not much, I'm 20 years old and looking for contacts, I guess.
do you know a way to dial long distance for free? I think this call costs money
from highland, but I'm not sure about that one. Also, have you ever heard of
me? I haven't bbsed in over a year and I mostly called Fantasy Island and Tower
of power. I don't know of any other hpvac boardrs. there's NO bbses in
Highhland. it really sucks here. I don't have many warez, just a few games but
they're not exactly 0day. I'm more interested in getting to know the switching
systems in your town. Ours is lame, very old and outdated but at least we have
caller I.D. (before you guys even did!) ha! catch ya later!

ohh one more thing...I have lots of anarchy/hhack/phreak files that I got from
a board in st. louis awhile back. They're sort of old but could be good for
historical purposes if you want.

  [I tried to go for the innocent, good guy type of attitude. Soon after I
   logged on he broke in for chat (always home, go figure!) and started
   asking me questions about myself. He said before I was validated he'd have
   to talk to me voice and I told him that I'd tapped into the line of the
   hair salon downstairs and was using their line so he couldn't call me
   voice and the dork actually believed me! I turned on the capture file
   half way through the chat so here's more or less what was said...]

(chat mode with Mr. Hack, already in progress...)

I think it's because i'm actually in GTE territory and we're on an old crappy
switch still. I heard you guys got upgraded a couple years back but I didn't
hear which kind of switch. Do you know if it was 5ESS?

Yes, I believe thats it! YOu seem to know of phones fairly well, am I speaking
to a phreek?

   [Of course, he has no idea about anything to do with switches, he's just
    read about the 5ESS in all his "anarchy files" and recognized the name.]

But of course. I really haven't been into it for a long time. my friend
started my interest because he had a blue box that really worked but they're
trash now. I have a tape recording of red box tones that I use all the time
for LD from pay phones. (it's loud but it works!)

I can't get a tape recorded tone to work, but when you drop a quarter in the
phone with the volume up all of the way, you can here the CHirP!-CHiRP-CHiRP-
CHirp-... I swear!

Yeah, it's like that on a few phones around here. you're not supposed to be
able to hear that but you do.

I tried building a redbox with a tone dialer, but phucked up when soldering, a
and now I have a 15.00 peice of-crap-tonedialer, and a boken 6.5536 MHz
crystall.

  [This guy actually bought the $15 model?? Good luck with those nickels!]

Those actually work? I heard about those but thhought the article was bullshit.
you could just put the tone dialer together and say it doesn't work and they'd
probably give you a new one.

Problem is, everything is on a computer.. they'd send it back, see that it had
been tampered with, then give me a call. I wouldn't get away with it. My
phriends think I'm paranoid. my being paranoid will save my back! I mean, you
can't live dangerously forever.

True, better paranoid than caught.  Like uh, you could buy a new one under a
false name and take THAT one back. I dunno, just buy a new one a try again i
guess.

Oh. well, I am probably John Q. Mostpopularcustomer at radio shaq. They like
for me to come in, cause I always buy a shitload of expensive electronics.

  [I almost lost it right there. I just wanted to tell him right there that
   he was stupid, but I held back. He finally decided that since I'm so
   "knowledgable" about them phones, he'd give me access to see the messages
   and to download those froody PLA files I'd heard so much about. My main
   concern was finding a lot of posts that I could capture and laugh at but
   nobody posts there. Well... there's a few that are worth seeing, but not
   much. Each sub had a total of about five posts. The only sub that had a
   lot of messages in it was the System Announcements sub. So here they are.
   To conserve space, I took out most of the indents, spaces and signatures.]


Subj : Let's Get the subs going!
From : L�XV�X�N (EXiLE) #1
Date : Mon Jul 31 1995 12:21 pm CDT

I will award every GOOD post with credits. Also, advertise the BBS. We need
more users to get more files and better posts.

Subj : Primo Pyro
From : Primo Pyro #7
Date : Mon Jul 10 1995 12:13 pm CDT

I am the ultimate PYRO! I just thought I'd let you know...... okay bye!

Subj : how to hack the sysops computer
To   : All
From : Kermit #21
Date : Sun Jul 30 1995 12:07 pm CDT

you need
1)a ladder
2)a axe

make friends (suck up like hell) with the sysop. so much that he either gives
tou his address or invites you over. a while later, keep track of when his
family member and him leave.
watch the house untill they all leave.
as soon as they leave, use the ladder to klimb into one of the windows.
if his room is in the basement, go through the upstairs window anyway( it's
funner that way) now, go into the room where he keeps his computer(S)
and HACK EVERYTHING WITH THAT BIG AXE (computers,moniters,MODEM,disks his cosz
chair ect.) then
go home and call the bbs to see if it is still running. (unless your totally
stupid, and don't know what your doing, the bbs won't work

  [You know, it amazes me to no end how much that post resembled PLA001.TXT
   I don't know, me and Kermit must be on the same wave length.]

Subj : Let's get this started: Sending fake mail in UNIX
From : L�XV�X�N (EXiLE) #1
Date : Thu Jul 27 1995 02:05 pm CDT

I have a small script file that allows the sending of mail with a fake sender
in UNIx. It does not work, however. If anyone has experiance with UNIX script
programming, please tell me, I need someone to take a look at it, so we can
figure out whatz wrong.

L�XV�XEN

Subj : PHReeeKeRS   [<-- Notice the eLeeet WaY he Speeeellz!]
To   : All
From : Primo Pyro #7
Date : Sat Jul 29 1995 01:12 pm CDT

If there are any *REAL* PHReeeKeRS on this board who are interested in joining
a SYNDICATION... e-mail ME, PRiMO PYRO. You will be hired by our clients to do
certain sabotage jobs dealing with phone lines. More than likely you will be
paid for these jobs. Any questions or if you wanna join... e-mail me!
   ||\\ //||
   ||     || ETALLiCA RULeZ!!!!         ____��PRiMO�PYRO��____

  [Oooooooooo! Shouldn't that be SYNDiCATiON with lower case i's? I like
   the way el_jefe put it best: "These guys seem to think that phreaking
   mostly deals with blowing things up."]

Subj : Boxes
To   : All
From : L�XV�X�N (EXiLE) #1
Date : Sat Jul 29 1995 02:47 pm CDT

Contact CCVERIFIER on AOL for information on buying boxes. 20$ to 150$ price
range. contact him at CCVERIFIER@AOL.COM I just thought I'd tell you all about
this.

  [ "Real Phreakers who buy AOL accounts! Next on Geraldo!" ]

Subj : ......
From : Eight Ball #8
Date : Sun Jul 30 1995 02:51 pm CDT

    This board is kind of gay.

   [Way to go, Eight Ball! He eventually got deleted for that.]

Subj : Eightball.
To   : All
From : L�XV�X�N (EXiLE) #1
Date : Sun Jul 30 1995 09:27 pm CDT

    Well, letz see, you don't post, and hardly upload... Maybe it is not the
board that is gay. just wait until we get more users. It's only been up fer
less than a week!

Subj : ANaRCHy iZ my FRiEND!!!
To   : All
From : Primo Pyro #7
Date : Sat Jul 29 1995 01:16 pm CDT

As I said before in the PHReeeKeR section of the posts... We are starting a
SYNDICATION and if you are interested in joining, e-mail me, PRiMO PYRO. You
will be hired by others do sabotage things and prettty much reik HaVoC!!! It
will be fun and you will more than likely get paid for the job you do. Look
for further info on this message base and post any questions or comments.

Subj : red boxing
To   : All
From : L�XV�X�N (EXiLE) #1
Date : Fri Aug 04 1995 09:29 am CDT

RE: red boxing
BY: Fed Clad Madagascar to All on Fri Aug 04 1995 07:49 am

I can't get my recorded tones to work. I have used:

-Quarter.WAV
-P-80 Tone generation utilities
-Tone-dial

and about 4 other tone generators. They won't work. I am doing it wrong, and
was wondering if anyone could explain their methods of redboxing other than
recorded tones and the tonedialer. If anyone knows where I can buy a redbox,
please post the place's number!

Subj : Warez! I'll show you warez!
From : L�XV�X�N (EXiLE) #1
Date : Fri Aug 04 1995 09:32 am CDT

AOL is the place for warez. They have the l8test stuph. I have a phull mailbox.
I have so many warez at my disposal. I have a bunch of free packages if anyone
is interested. Getting them from me is a hell of a lot easier than getting them
from AOL.

  [Roy's Place has a special sub just for Mr. Hack called "Mr. Hack Thinks
   He's Sneaky." Here's a couple posts from that sub...]

Name: Scorpion #13 @1
Date: Tue Aug 01 13:52:08 1995

Don't all you Sysops feel jealous now because I got Phil trying to call my
board now using the name EntintyX and saying he runs the Telco X Phreekers
groups hehehehehe. When I said go away Phil he goes who's Phil so I had to
remind him about the 9600 and the fact that he used the same PW "rodney"
So in conclusion the title says it all Mr. Phil "thinks" he's sneaky.
Scorpion

 [Scorpion compiled a list of passwords that Mr. Hack likes to use...]

Rodney             John              Mark            Macdad       Jake Jones
Jack Jones         Intity X          Weirdo          Reset        Lonely
VMX                Phreeker          Inet            Diskdrive    Lordchaos

 [Eight Ball had the pleasure of chatting with L�XV�X�N one night and was
  nice enough to send the captures to me...]

8B: You know you made the PLA's loser list?
LX: What? What's that? I know my popularity has gone down but I don't know
    what that is. [Yes, he really said this.]
8B: The loser list is PLA #7 it's a list of people's real names and info and
    they distribute it so I wouldn't be surprised if you start getting prank
    calls from Alaska.
LX: Well, I think the PLA is more talk than action. All they can do is
    harrass people on the phone all day, but they aren't true phreekers.
8B: Oh yeah? You haven't talked to Deter or Chris Tomkinson have you?
LX: No, why should I have?
8B: Oh you'll probably see when the PLA do what they did to them to you.

  [Nobody is sure if L�XV�X�N is trying to be elite or he just doesn't know
   how to spell the word Phreeeeker.]

Subj : Kermit
To   : All
From : Marlboro Man #33
Date : Sun Aug 06 1995 06:32 pm CDT

Kermit is a buttfucking homo inbred.  I caught him in bed with his dad, but

Title:

Enter message now (50 lines max). Type /? on a new line for menu.
----+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+--
Oh, be fucking quiet, Hit Man. Why do you use 12,000 different aliases
everywhere? Are you trying to be sneaky like Mr. Hack? You know what's really
pathetic is that I logged on to this bbs just to see what it's like and it's
the most harmless, stupidest, lamest thing I've ever logged onto in my entire
life. First I tried under my real name, RedBoxChiliPepper, but Mr. Hacky
wouldn't validate me and then I went under this fake alias of Fed Clad and told
Mr. Hack that he couldn't voice validate me because I was tapping into the
beauty parlor's line downstairs cause I didn't have my own phone and you know
what? The idiot believed me! Anyways, I suppose I'll be deleted, oh well. Have
fun writing your k-rad SYNDICATION. I can't wait for THAT one to come out!

Kermit? You're about the fucking stupidest person I've ever seen on a bbs. I
just think you should know that. And the guy who's starting the amazing
SYNDICATION? You're just about as bad. Phreaking does NOT mean going abround and
blowing shit up. And Mr. Hack? Can you say "call waiting?" I knew you could!
/s


   What's even worse is their hack line at 618-397-7729...


    Thank you for calling TWi$T_D R_A�iTY, another fine Synchronet BBS...

Roy's Place (618-797-2339) for one. The original headquarters for the PLA and operated by Zak aka El_Jefe. With truely great message topics such as the "Mr. Hack Thinks He's Sneaky" sub and "I wish I lived in Roy, New Mexico!"

Then there's the Cocktail Lounge at 618-451-8048, Martini's board, the one who wrote those wonderful, enlightening poems about Deter & Chris Tomkinson. And the place where the whole Greg Carson/Hit Man war started from.

A couple other good ones are Bogus Journey (618-656-7266) run by Andromeda and Twist of Cain at 618-876-6042. I would put the 618 area bbs list here but since this PLA is already way too long, I'm going to leave it out. Hope you enjoyed these. (Who am I kidding...) Stay tuned next issue when we take a look at BBSing in Roy, New Mexico! (ahem...not)

1. Call up his board and page him to chat. Then if he ever does chat with
   you type in all CAPS or lower case. (Actually this would probably bug
   alot of people.)
2. Call up his house day and night and ask to borrow cans of Spam, cups of
   suger, and other stupid things that aren't funny just lame!
3. Call his house and tell him Zak is coming to visit AAAAARRRRRRGGGGG!
4. Drop by his house unexpectedly alot and time him on how fast it takes to
   open the door.
5. Mail him a HUGE box full of styrafome.
6. E-Mail him Ansi.
7. Take a few days off work to stay home and watch the Sesame Street 72 hour
   marathon. (He get's bored after the first 24 hours.)

Jim Bayless: (Hysterical laughter, incoherent mumbling and face twitching)

Gail Thackery: "They're so pathetic and harmless, even I wouldn't dare to try and prosecute them."

Scott The Believer: "May the lord help them on the path to recovery."

Greg Carson aka The Hit Man: "I'm gonna fly down to Texas this weekend with my dog and kill that fucking idiot!"

Mr. Hack: "You know, I think they're pretty cool..."

Tr1be: "y0y0y0y0y0! You think the PLA will write a text file that will detail how to turn on your modem?"

Mr. Rogers: "Can you say `stupid'? I knew you could!"

ANDY: "You know, I could shoot a chocolate chip off the tip of your penis from
       a thousand yards?!"
RBCP: "What??"
ANDY: "You heard me."
RBCP: "Uhhh, Andy? That really wasn't that funny, I think you need to work on
       that one or something."
ANDY: "But it's true, though!"

"Andy is Anna's older brother who is like 26 and still lives with mommy and daddy. Anna graduated last May with my class. Anna believes very much in supernatural happenings and wishes to be a part of anything mysterious or would otherwise make her believe to have supersensory powers. Andy Babin is 'all man' in his book. There's not a deer he can't shoot cause their ain't a gun he don't own. He likes to burp, fart, drive a red and white ugly truck with a big camper and Anna drives an old Chevy Celebrity. Andy is crude, obnoxious, and fitting of the stereotype you were exposed to by talking to him on the phone. Her dad is hard core into short wave radio and her mom...well, I think she likes to play a round or two of that Windows Jezball and Windows Tetris before taking herself and Anna to Catholic church where Anna is in the choir. Well...that's about all the information I could think of that could in the slightest be possibly relevant. There is a guy named Matt in Austin that she's lusted after for years cause they were on the 'same wave length' and she regretts losing contact with him if you REALLY wanna be cruel..hehe...anyways. I'll owe you if you really do something spectacular!" END OF MAIL.

Kind of sounds like a suped-up Dino Allsman, eh?

219-365-1096 Suburban Wasteland...........................Crown Point, Indiana
403-342-1458 Plad Banana.............................Red Deer, Alberta, Canada
408-883-9535 Land of Rape & Honey...................................California
409-899-5793 Stinky's Bar & Grill..............................Beaumont, Texas
410-437-3858 Command Tech...................................Pasadena, Maryland
510-935-5845 Temple of the Screaming Electron.......................California
601-332-2446 BadLands..................................Greenville, Mississippi
607-785-1427 Up In Smoke......................................................
618-451-8048 Cocktail Lounge............................Granite City, Illinois
618-667-8363 The Corner Pocket..................................Troy, Illinois
618-746-0049 Birdland...........................Scott Air Force Base, Illinois
618-876-6042 Twist of Cain..............................Granite City, Illinois
618-877-5348 Total Chaos................................Granite City, Illinois
708-251-3868 Poison Pen.................................Chicago Area, Illinois
801-278-2699 Lies Unlimited...............................................Utah
803-772-3893 Hacker's Heaven..........................Columbia, South Carolina
+44-1-91-454-6978  The Doc..............................South Shields, England
+32-2-757-0776     Digital Fuse........................................Belgium

TRUE MORTIFICATION: AT&T mailed information on their "True Rewards" program to 175,000 customers. But when patrons called the printed toll-free number to get details, they were greeted with "Are you ready to get naked? If you want hardcore, uncensored, explicit sex now, then come and -- mmmmm -- take it!" Apparently, a printing error substituted AT&T's number for a phone sex number. "People have been calling and expressing their dissatisfaction," an AT&T spokeswoman noted. But not everyone is dissatisfied: "It hasn't been bad for business," said a spokeswoman for Amtec Communications, the company that provides the phone sex service. (AP) ...No, really: I'm just calling so I can get more frequent flyer miles.

[Here's some article I found in the Corpus Christi Caller Times...]

The classic victims of service automation are probably telephone operators. At one time, every call required a human switch, but then, as calling volumes surged, massive automation was required. The number of operators has dropped to 60,000 from 250,000 in 1956 and is still dwindling; in the past 15 months alone, AT&T Corp. has slashed its total by 25 percent. The sheer pace of automation takes its toll. "It seems like every day they're telling us there is something new to 'mech,'" says Addie Brinkley, an AT&T operator since 1957 in Modesto, California.

"I took a year of Spanish in high school and I only know enough to harrass the AT&T operator." -Zak

"I love being a shit." -RBCP

HELP WANTED: Fairfield Inn in Fairview Heights, Illinois has openings for a new night man! Please call us at 618-398-7124 or 618-398-7189 to schedule your interview today! Or drop by 140 Ludwig to fill out an application. The last fucker that worked here, Greg, kept having his little friends call here and bother me and all the other employees. Not to mention how much he ran up our phone bill with all those 900 sex line calls. Can you keep your mind on your work? If this sounds like the job for you, please stop by!

Do you have experience with telephones? Southwestern Bell needs you! Now accepting applications for security personell. SWB has had major problems with huge surges in fraudulent calling and we need your help in catching these fiends. If interested, call Ken at 1-800-800-8900. Refs and background check required.