Archive-name: quotations/part1
Version: 2.0.2
Original-author: jgm@cs.brown.edu (Jonathan Monsarrat)
Maintainers: dok@fwi.uva.nl (Sir Hans) and jrnewquist@ucdavis.edu 
(Jason
 Newquist)
Last-change: 1994.10.14 by dok@fwi.uva.nl (Sir Hans)
Changes-posted-to: alt.quotations,alt.answers,news.answers


        The All New alt.quotations FAQ
                   -+-
            by Sir Hans and Jason Newquist


                I keep six honest serving-men
                (They taught me all I knew);
                Their names are What and Why and When
                And How and Where and Who.
                                                Rudyard Kipling (1865-
1936)
                          _Just So Stories_ (1902) ``The Elephant's 
Child''


0. Metastuff, credits and some other standard FAQfare
    0.1 What's this?
    0.2 Who are the creators of this FAQ?
    0.3 Who's to thank for those additional bits and corrections?
    0.4 Where can I get the latest version?
    0.5 What will happen with the FAQ in the future?

1. Getting started
    1.1 What is a quotation?
    1.2 What is a great quotation?
    1.3 What is not a quotation?
    1.4 What are the standards for good quotation citation?

2. alt.quotations newsgroup
    2.1 What is it?
    2.2 What is netiquette?
    2.3 What is appropriate to post to a.q?
    2.4 How do I compose a good subject header for my post?
    2.5 What is an OBQuote?

3. FTP sites
    3.1 What are FTP sites?
    3.2 Where are they, and what is on them?
    3.3 How can I contribute to these sites?
    3.4 What is the Bibliophiles project?

4. The Quotations Listserver at UC Davis
    4.1 What is it?
    4.2 How do I join and participate?
    4.3 How do I unsubscribe?

5. loQtus: the WWW Quotations Page at UC Davis
    5.1 What is it?
    5.2 What is the WWW (World Wide Web)?
    5.3 How do I access loQtus?
    5.4 What is available on loQtus?
    5.5 How can I contribute to loQtus?

6. Textual resources
    6.1 What are DoQs (Dictionaries of Quotations)?
    6.2 What DoQs exist?
    6.3 Are there other resources?

7. Programs [section under construction]
    7.1 What programs are available for the Macintosh?
    7.2 What programs are available for IBM-compatibles?

8. Frequently Asked Quotations
    8.1 Who said ``...''?


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0. Metastuff, credits and some other standard FAQfare


----0.1 What's this?


                    Whence and what art thou, execrable shape?
                                                    John Milton (1608-
1674)
                                       _Paradise Lost_ (1667) bk. 2, 
l. 681


        The alt.quotations FAQ.  It gives answers to frequently asked
    questions (that's what FAQ stands for), sums up some frequently 
asked
    (and posted) quotations, and is a small guide to quotations and 
related
    subjects in general--or at least it tries to be all this.  If you 
are
    new to this group and want to post here, or merely wish to peruse 
it
    for any length of time, you should definitely read through this 
FAQ
    carefully.  If you have a question about a quotation, look 
carefully
    through section 8 to see whether the answer may not be there.


----0.2 Who are the creators of this FAQ?


                    Little Lamb who made thee?
                    Dost thou know who made thee?
                                                  William Blake (1757-
1827)
                                   _Songs of innocence_ (1789) ``The 
Lamb''


        Sir Hans (dok@fwi.uva.nl) and Jason Newquist
    (jrnewquist@ucdavis.edu).  Jason did the ``techie'' bits: sections 
3,
    4, and 5.  Sir Hans admits to having written the rest, though all 
the
    good bits in section 8 have been written by intelligent, nice, and
    omniscient people, most of whom are mentioned in the next answer.
    Also, the old alt.quotation FAQ was a little bit more than just an
    inspiration for this one.


----0.3 Who's to thank for those additional bits and corrections?


                          A joyful and pleasant thing it is to be 
thankful.
                                               Book of Common Prayer 
(1662)
                                                           Psalm 147, 
v. 16


        In no particular order:

    Jonathan Monsarrat and Michael Moncur (creators of the original 
FAQ)
    Alfred M. Kriman
    Col. G. L. Sicherman
    William C. Waterhouse
    Dwayne Day
    Douglas Zongker
    Jeff Shepherd
    Lars Jorgen Aas
    Patrick Faricy
    Michael Binder

    If you think you should be mentioned, but aren't, tell us so.


----0.4 Where can I get the latest version?


                        This strange disease of modern life,
                    With its sick hurry.
                                                 Matthew Arnold (1822-
1888)
                                        ``The Scholar-Gipsy'' (1853) 
l. 201


        The FAQ will posted every two weeks to alt.quotations, 
alt.answers
    and news.answers, and on Jason Newquist's WWW Quotation Page 
loQtus
    (see section 5).


----0.5 What will happen with the FAQ in the future?


                    I have been over into the future, and it works.
                                               Lincoln Steffens (1866-
1936)
                                         in _Letters_ (1938) vol. 1, 
p. 463


        The FAQ is quite large; it will probably be split up, as some
    ``canonical'' lists of quotations by perennial favorites like Yogi
    Berra and Groucho Marx that are requested rather often and very 
rarely
    surprise, except perchance by gross inaccuracy or malevolent 
stupidity,
    will be added as well.


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1. Getting started


----1.1 What is a quotation?


                    Quotation, n.  The act of repeating erroneously 
the
                words of another.  The words erroneously repeated.
                                                Ambrose Bierce (1842-
?1914)
                                            _The Devil's Dictionary_ 
(1911)


        According to Tony Augarde in his preface to _The Oxford 
Dictionary
    of Modern Quotations_ a quotation is ``a saying or piece of 
writing
    that strikes people as so true that they quote it (or allude to 
it) in
    speech or writing'', to which I would add ``or add it to their 
personal
    collection''--at least this is the case with many readers of
    alt.quotations.  Quotations are either famous in their own right 
or
    utterances by (generally speaking) someone famous.  Quotations can 
be
    maxims, aphorisms, striking fragments of poetry, humorous or 
impressive
    prose and remarks, coinages of new phrases or ideas, remarks at
    historical events, putdowns of others, famous last words or 
anything
    else which is worth repeating on its own, possibly with some 
comment on
    when, where, and on who.


----1.2 What is a great quotation?


                    A good aphorism is too hard for the tooth of time, 
and
                is not worn away by all the centuries, although it 
serves
                as food for every epoch.
                                    Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (1844-
1900)
                         _Miscellaneous Maxims and Opinions_ (1879) 
no. 168


        A great quotation is one that makes you want to chime in with 
Oscar
    Wilde and say ``I wish I had said that.''[1]                       
[SH]

        A great quotation is one that highlights a point about the 
human
    condition or of reality with style and in such a way as to present 
it
    in a new light.  This tentative definition of mine obliterates any
    chance that two people will agree on what is a great quotation, 
but
    that's realistic.  It's all up to you.  If you can read a 
particular
    quotation over and over again, each time deriving pleasure and
    knowledge from the words--chances are, that's a great quotation.  
Great
    quotations should be shared.  Post them, write them in .sigs, get 
them
    out there.  It is my opinion that there are precious few great
    quotations and that they should be shared whenever possible.       
[JN]


----1.3 What is not a quotation?


                    Fun is a good thing but only when it spoils 
nothing
                better.
                                               George Santayana (1863-
1952)
                                 _The Sense of Beauty_ (1896) ``The 
Comic''


        Basically, anything not covered by 1.1, but specifically 
``Laws''
    (as in variation on Murphy's Law, the Peter Principle[2]--those 
have
    attained ``quotation'' status, due to their well-knownness and the
    fact that they're attributable (and more or less original) are not
    appreciated, as are other humorous variations on real quotations.
    Jokes and fulldeckisms belong in rec.humor.  Fragments from movies 
and
    television series are often not appropriate, only being able to be
    appreciated by fans of the series (but check out 2.3).  Of course 
as
    always there are exceptions--_Casablanca_ has now a few firmly 
entombed
    entries in _Oxford_, for example, but this is--and should, in _my_
    arrogant opinion, remain--an exception.


----1.4 What are the standards for good quotation citation?


                    I distrust all systematisers, and avoid them.  The 
will
                to a system shows a lack of honesty.
                                    Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (1844-
1900)
                  _G\"otzen-D\"ammerung [The Twilight of the Idols]_ 
(1888)
                                             ``Maxims and Missiles'' 
no. 26


        A quotation really must have an author, unless it's a very 
well
    known ``anonymous'' statement, such as the one describing 
television
    programs as ``chewing gum for the eyes.''[3]  If you know birth 
and
    death years of the author, give those as well, and if the author 
is
    only a person of minor fame, telling us who she or he is would be 
nice.

        There is always great interest in as complete sources, so if 
you
    know the book, play, or whatever else your quotations come from, 
give
    them as well.

        If you quote from the Koran or the Bible or another large,
    well-known ``anonymous'' work, you can give the title of the work 
as
    the ``author'', and give the book, chapter, verse, etc. in the
    reference line.

        We here at the Institute for Experimental Quotology have 
developed
    a special format to keep one's quotations in.  The advantages are
    manifold and will become apparent upon inspection.  Unfortunately
    there are also one or two minor disadvantages, such as the fact 
that
    you practically have to be either a rocket scientist or me to
    understand it.  Anyhow, adherence to this standard _would_ be nice 
and
    appreciated.  If you do have comments, ideas or whatever to 
improve it,
    or to radically reorganize it, do not hesitate to e-mail me (Sir 
Hans)
    at dok@fwi.uva.nl.

        The system:

    ``@A: '' author and birth/death information.  Giving the last name 
of
    the author first will allow for easy sorting.  When you are sure 
the
    quotation is exact, append an asterisk (``*'') to this line.

    ``@Q: '' the quotation come directly after this.  If verse is 
quoted,
    indicate empty lines with a ``.''

    ``@T: '' if the original quotation is from a foreign language, and 
you
    happen to know the original as well, the original appears after
    ``@Q: '', and the translation in this field.  If you don't know 
the
    original, put the translation in the ``@Q: '' field.

    ``@D: '' this is the field to give particulars with regard to the
    quotation that do not actually comment on the quotation itself,
    including date, and whether it is an ``attributed'' remark.

    ``@R: '' the reference for the quotation; i.e. not ``Letter to 
John
    Smith'' or ``Speech at the MIT'' (these should go into the ``@D:''
    field) but a work where the quotation can be found.  Titles of 
works
    are given in Italic type (here represented by starting and ending 
with
    an underscore ``_'').  Titles of pieces appearing as part of a
    published volume appear inside double inverted commas (``'').  An
    ``in'' means that the line is quoted in that work.  A default 
``@R:''
    line looks like this:

    @R: _Name of Publication_ (date) ``name of piece'' place in 
publication

    Standard abbreviations used are:

            bk.         book
            ch.         chapter
            l.          line
            n.          note
            no.         number
            p.          page
            para.       paragraph
            pt.         part
            sc.         scene
            sect.       section
            st.         stanza
            subsect.    subsection
            v.          verse
            vol.        volume

    The book, part, chapter etc. numbers can always appear in arabic.
    What's the use of old-fashioned roman numerals?

    ``@%: '' possibly needed comment on the quotation, e.g. explaining 
what
    the quotation is about, or giving some useful info (``She died 
minutes
    later'').

    ``@K: '' keywords; you shouldn't place the complete set of nouns 
here,
    but something descriptive of the idea behind the quotation, or the
    subject.  There are also extended keywords: a sort of higher level
    keyword to allow subjects to be grouped together, like literature 
or
    famous people.  A possible keyword line would look like this:

    @K: literature:poetry; people:Milton, John

    The keyword line is often neglected by people who do not want to 
spend
    their days being bored to death.

    On indentation: for prose, start the first line on the same line 
as
    ``@Q:'' in the ninth column, and any subsequent lines in the fifth
    column.  Left-align poetry, and start in the ninth column; an 
exception
    could be made in cases where the poem depends on its shape--though 
this
    would usually take us outside the quotation range and into the
    copyright-infringment range, size-wise speaking.  If you have 
thought
    of a way to quote from Mary Ellen Solt's ``semiotic poems'' in 
ASCII, I
    don't want to hear from you.  You're probably scary.

        Some examples:

    @A: Acheson, Dean (1893-1971) *
    @Q:     Great Britain has lost an Empire and has not yet found a 
role.
    @D: [1962.12.05] Speech at the Military Academy, West Point
    @R: in _Vital Speeches_ 1 January 1963, p. 163

    Note the format on the ``@D: '' line: it allows for easy sorting 
on
    date.  The asterisk behind the name indicates exactness.

    @A: Anne, Princess (1950-)
    @Q:     It's a very boring time.  I am not particularly maternal--
it's
        an occupational hazard of being a wife.
    @D: [1981] TV interview
    @%: On pregnancy.
    @K: pregnancy

    Here the use of the ``@%: '' field becomes apparent.  The keyword 
may
    seem redundant, but the as-yet-hypothetical archive will be the 
better
    for it, allowing easy retrieval of quotations on a subject.  This
    quotation is from somewhere on the net, and I am therefore less 
than
    sure of the exactness, hence no asterisk.

    @A: Li Yeh (fl. 8th cent.) *
    @Q:     It is good to get drunk once in a while.
            What else is there to do?
    @R: ``A Greeting to Lu Hung-Chien'' in Kenneth Rexroth and Ling 
Chung
        (ed. and tr.) _The Orchid Boat, Women Poets of China_ (1972)

    A rather different ``@R:'' line here.  That's what you get when 
you
    quote from obscure people.




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2. alt.quotations newsgroup


----2.1 What is it?


                    News is what a chap who doesn't care much about
                anything wants to read.  And it's only news until he's 
read
                it.  After that it's dead.
                                                   Evelyn Waugh (1903-
1966)
                                                _Scoop_ (1938) bk. 1, 
ch. 5


        alt.quotations is a newsgroup for everything related to 
quotations;
    it is read, and contributed to by people from all over the world.  
If
    you have questions regarding the author of a quotation, or want to
    share your favorites, have a question about the meaning or 
background
    of a quotation, or simply want to read some quotations posted by
    various contributors, this is the place to be.  You can also 
discuss
    software and books on quotations here, or anything else, as long 
as it
    somehow has to do with quotations.


----2.2 What is netiquette?


                    Good manners are the settled medium of social, as
                specie is of commercial, life; returns are equally 
expected
                for both.
                                              Lord Chesterfield (1694-
1773)
                               _Letters to his Son_ (1774) 25 December 
1753


        If you are new to the net, it is recommended that you spend 
some
    time reading the documents from the group news.announce.newusers.
    These will explain everything you need to know.  In short, 
netiquette
    is the usenet equivalent of good manners, and like in real life, 
people
    who do not conform to them are not likely to be appriciated much 
by the
    community.  Remember that you are far more likely to receive an 
answer
    to a request if it is in written in proper English, well formatted 
and
    if you don't ask people to reply by e-mail (bear in mind that your
    fellow readers may well be interested in seeing the quotations as
    well).


----2.3 What is appropriate to post to a.q?


                    The inappropriate cannot be beautiful.
                                             Frank Lloyd Wright (1869-
1959)
                                        _The Future of Architecture_ 
(1953)


        Anything mentioned in 2.1.  One-liners, ``laws'', funny 
limericks
    about people from Nantucket and so on belong in rec.humor (see 
also
    1.3).  If you have a request for quotes from a television series 
or
    movies, you are probably better off asking in groups on that 
subject.
    A good list of movie quotes, maintained by Lars Jorgen Aas can be 
found
    on the following two FTP sites:
        cathouse.org  in pub/cathouse/movies/database
        ftp.funet.fi  in pub/culture/tv+film/lists

        If you want to have the lyrics for a particular 
pop/rock/whatever-
    these-youngsters-listen-to-today-song, your best bet is to check 
out
    the following FTP site:
        ftp.uwp.edu    in pub/music/lyrics
    There are quite a few different lyrics there.  Alternatively, ask
    around on one of the many music groups--there's bound to be one on 
your
    favorite kind of music.


----2.4 How do I compose a good subject header for my post?


                    Our inventions mirror our secret wishes.
                                               Lawrence Durrell (1912-
1990)
                                                      _Mountolive_ 
(1959) 7


        Stay to the point, indicate if you are requesting something, 
and if
    you follow-up to something, check whether the header is still 
relevant.
    If it isn't you should edit the header so that it has your 
subject, but
    keep the old one there in square brackets.
    Many people type the kind of post in caps, followed by a colon and 
then
    a brief explanation.  For example:

                REQUEST: Shakespeare
                ANNOUNCE: quotations web page
                QUOTES: Tom Stoppard

    more colorfully...

                        **IDENTIFY**: mystery quote on bananas

    You get the idea.  Bad subjects include ``quotations'' or 
``help'', as
    this doesn't tell the public much of anything.  If you are 
specific,
    odds are you will garner more responses then just a general cry in 
the
    dark bleakness of cyberspace.


----2.5 What is an OBQuote?


                           Noblesse oblige. [Nobility has its 
obligations.]
                             Gaston Pierre Marc, Duc de L\'evis (1764-
1830)
                                         _Maximes et Reflexions_ (1812 
ed.)
                                    ``Morale: Maximes et Prceptes'' 
no. 73


        Whenever you feel the need to post to alt.quotations, and your
    posting does not already include a quote added by you in the 
course of
    posting or answering, it is considered good manners to supply a 
quote
    anyway--this is, after all, alt.quotations.  This quote is known, 
and
    usually announced accordingly, as an ``obligatory quote''--an
    OBQuote for short.  In alt.quotations, your wittiness is judged by 
the
    relevancy of your OBQuotes.


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3. FTP sites


----3.1 What are FTP sites?


                    The night sky over the planet Krikkit is the least
                interesting sight in the entire Universe.
                                                      Douglas Adams 
(1952-)
                                _Life, the Universe, and Everything_ 
(1982)


        FTP is ``file transfer protocol''.  It is a very commonly used 
way
    of moving information from one computer on the internet to 
another.  An
    ``FTP site'' is a computer that accomodates file transfer 
protocol.  In
    one way of thinking, there are two kinds of FTP sites.  The less 
useful
    of the two requires that you have an account set up with the 
facility
    which manages the site.  The more useful allows anyone to gain 
access
    to a region of the computer.  These are referred to by the term
    ``anonymous FTP sites'' and, in internet parlance, things which a 
user
    can gain access to on these sites are said to be ``available via
    anonymous FTP''.
        How does one gain access?  I could go into rigorous detail, 
but
    that will take too much space.  I refer you to one of the several 
on-
    line guides to the internet which explain these matters in depth.


----3.2 Where are they?


                    I can't say I've ever been lost, but I was 
bewildered
                once for three days.
                                                   Daniel Boone (1734-
1820)
                                                                 
Attributed


         The largest place I know is at:

               wilma.cs.brown.edu

    If you want a wide array of stuff, that's the place.  FTP over 
there,
    login as ``anonymous'' and include your e-mail address as your
    password.  Go into the ``pub'' directory and thence to
    ``alt.quotations''.  You will need to know how to decompress the 
files,
    so I heartily recommend taking the time to read the on-line info
    discussed in question 3.1.  Another place is known warmly as the
    ``Yoyo''.  The address is:

               yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au

    There you can find Tim MacKenzie's fortunes and other items.  Go 
into
    pub/quotes once there.  See also 2.3 for the location of the movie
    quotes list.
    We know of no other FTP sites.


----3.3 How can I contribute to these sites?


                    It is more blessed to give than to receive.
                                                                      
Bible
                                     ``Acts of the Apostles'' ch. 20, 
v. 35


        You need to contact the persons in charge of the sites.  
Normally,
    they readily accept items.  Here are the e-mail addresses of the
    current persons in charge:

     FTP at Brown:   Jonathan Monsarrat
     FTP at Yoyo:    Tim MacKenzie         
tym@dibbler.cs.monash.edu.au


----3.4 What is the Bibliophiles project?


                    He had been eight years upon a project for 
extracting
                sunbeams out of cucumbers, which were to be put in 
vials
                hermetically sealed, and let out to warm the air in 
raw
                inclement summers.
                                                 Jonathan Swift (1667-
1745)
             _Gulliver's Travels_ (1726) ``A Voyage to Laputa, etc.'' 
ch. 5


        It is a project based at Brown designed to get a large number 
of
    quotations in a uniform format so that programs can be written to 
take
    advantage of, manipulate, and add to them.  There is a bit of a
    division over exactly what format is best, but the one in this FAQ 
will
    probably eclipse the current, more limited, one used at Brown.  
The
    idea is to gather a group of people together who will process
    quotations by hand, making them readable in the new format.  This 
is a
    time-intensive project, to be sure, and requires lots of effort.  
You
    can help relieve the bibliophiles of this effort by posting 
quotations,
    when possible, in the suggested format given above.  If you'd like 
to
    volunteer to be a bibliophile, contact Jason.


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4. The Quotations Listserver at UC Davis


----4.1 What is it?


                    He must be heard--and also seen; for if he played
                behind the scenes a great deal of the poetry of his 
playing
                would be lost.
                                                Robert Schumann (1810-
1856)
                                                         _Neue 
Zeitschrift_
                                                             On Franz 
Liszt


        The Quotations Listserver is designed for people who want to 
find
    occasional and periodic quotations in their mailbox.  These 
postings
    range from single quotations-of-the-day to weekly quotations to 
monthly
    batches and other, less-frequently (often topical) batches.  The
    listserver is a place to distribute to a large number of people
    instantly.  At last count, the listserv goes out to about 200
    subscribers.
        The listserv encourages contributions, but asks that you limit
    traffic to quotations dissemination--limiting discussion to the
    alt.quotations newsgroup and through private e-mail means.  The QL 
is
    administered by Jason Newquist.


----4.2 How do I join and participate?


                    Silentium, stultorum virtus.  [Silence is the 
virtue of
                fools.]
                                                  Francis Bacon (1561-
1626)
         _De Dignitate et Augmentis Scientiarum_ (1623) bk. 6, ch. 3, 
pt. 3
               ``The Antitheta of Things'' no. 30 {tr. Gilbert Watts, 
1640}


        The first thing you should do if you want more information is 
to
    get the ``infofile'' from the UCD listprocessor.  To do that, you 
need
    to send an e-mail message.  Here are the details:

                Send to:  listproc@ucdavis.edu
                Subject:  >>LEAVE BLANK<<
                Body:     info quotations

    You will get probably all the information you will ever want to 
know
    about the QL from this file.  But since we are all about 
information
    here on the net, let's get down to brass tacks.  Here is the brief 
way
    to subscribe:

                Send to:        listproc@ucdavis.edu
                Subject:        >>LEAVE BLANK<<
                Body:           subscribe quotations <YourFirstName>
                                  <YourLastName>

    Once you do this, you should get an immediate reply processed by 
the
    UCD listserver program.  It is a ``welcome file'' which mentions 
how to
    contribute and unsubscribe etc.
    To contribute, you send mail to a _different_ address.  Everything
    mailed to this address will reach all the subscribers so it is 
intended
    for quotations only:

                Send to:        quotations@ucdavis.edu
                Subject:        >>WHATEVER YOU WANT<<
                Body:           >>WHATEVER YOU WANT<<

    E-mail me (jrnewquist@ucdavis.edu) with problems and questions, Do
    _not_ mail listproc@... or quotations@... with questions!  I 
welcome
    your questions, so please do not hesitate to mail away!


----4.3 How do I unsubscribe?


                    What is there more of in the world than anything 
else?
                Ends.
                                                  Carl Sandburg (1878-
1967)
                                                   _The People, Yes_ 
(1936)


        Easy.  Send an e-mail message:

                Send to:        listproc@ucdavis.edu
                Subject:        >>LEAVE BLANK<<
                Body:           unsubscribe quotations

    That will do it!  You will get a confirmation notice.


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5. loQtus: the WWW Quotations Page at UC Davis


----5.1 What is it?


                    I wrote my name at the top of the page.  I wrote 
down
                the number of the question ``1''.  After much 
reflection I
                put a bracket round it thus ``(1)''.  But thereafter I
                could not think of anything connected with it that was
                either relevant or true.
                                          Sir Winston Churchill (1874-
1965)
                                               _My Early Life_ (1930) 
ch. 2


        loQtus is the ``latticed on-line Quotations user service''.  
It is
    a hub for all things quotable on the World Wide Web.  loQtus is 
located
    in the Center for Advanced Information Technology at the 
university of
    California, Davis.  It is comprised of several web pages.  Its' 
URL is:

          http://pubweb.ucdavis.edu/Documents/Quotations/homepage.html


----5.2 What is the WWW (World Wide Web)?


                    Man did not weave the web of life;
                    he is merely a strand in it.
                    Whatever he does to the web, he does to himself.
                                                      Seattle (c.1786-
1866)
                                                                     
[1854]


        Remember back in the FTP section when I referred you to some
    on-line or published paper documents which explain the internet?  
Well,
    get them back out.  If you want a comprehensive explanation of the 
WWW,
    I suggest that you look there!  If you don't know what it is, you
    should find out about it, because you can access everything that 
is
    available via FTP, gopher, telnet through the WWW--as well as 
special
    ``pages'' that are WWW-readable only.  loQtus is accessible only
    through the WWW.

        Suffice it to say that the WWW is able to arrange text in 
different
    fonts and sizes, display graphics and animations, and play sounds
    (depending of course on your computer set-up).


----5.3 How do I access loQtus?


                    Lasciate ogni speranza voi ch'entrate!  [Abandon 
all
                hope, you who enter!]
                                                Dante Alighieri (1265-
1321)
                       _La Divina Commedia [The Divine Comedy]_ (1310-
1321)
                                                  ``Inferno'' canto 3, 
l. 1


        You need a machine that is directly on the internet, or a slip 
or
    TCP/IP connection with a machine that is directly on the internet.
    With such a set-up, you should be able to use the popular Mosaic 
``web
    browsing'' software.  You need Mosaic (or something similar like 
the
    fine Macintosh program MacWeb) to access the WWW on these 
machines.
    Winweb and Cello are two alternative programs for the PC.  Both 
are
    much easier to set up than Mosaic.
        If you have an account on a Unix machine, you may be able to 
run a
    program called ``lynx'' which offers a text-only version of the 
WWW.
    For more information, see your local information technology 
people, or
    just try to type ``lynx'' at your unix prompt.


----5.4 What is available on loQtus?


                    As I was walking among the fires of Hell, 
delighted
                with the enjoyments of Genius; which to Angels look 
like
                torment and insanity.  I collected some of their 
Proverbs.
                                                  William Blake (1757-
1827)
                              _The Marriage of Heaven and Hell_ (1790-
1793)


        loQtus has a host of archives (almost 2 megabytes worth) of 
pure,
    undiluted quotations.  These clearly make up the centerpiece of
    loQtus.  loQtus also features a list of quotations resources on 
the
    internet, including links to all the sites mentioned in this 
document.
    loQtus is an archival site for ``back issues'' of popular daily 
and
    weekly quotations which appear on the Quotations Listserver and on
    alt.quotations.  A more detailed list is in progress and will 
appear in
    the next version of this FAQ.


----5.5 How can I contribute to loQtus?




                    It is rather to be chosen than great riches, 
unless I
                have omitted something from the quotation.
                                                Robert Benchley (1889-
1945)


        ``We're just a phone call away.''  Well, an e-mail message.  
loQtus
    is maintained by Jason Newquist (jrnewquist@ucdavis.edu).  e-mail 
me
    with any ideas that you have.  If you collect quotations, please
    contact me!  I am very interested in any sorts of collections that 
you
    might have (especially if sorted by author or subject, but 
anything
    helps!).


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6. Textual resources


----6.1 What are DoQs (Dictionaries of Quotations)?


                    It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read 
books
                of quotations.
                                          Sir Winston Churchill (1874-
1965)
                                               _My Early Life_ (1930) 
ch. 9


        Dictionaries of quotations.  There are several types: some are
    intended mainly to allow the user to find out the who, what, and 
where
    regarding well-known quotations (these are normally arranged by
    author), some are there to help the speaker or writer to find 
``pithy
    sayings'' to support her or him (often subject-based), and others 
are
    meant more to be read through and enjoyed by the reader (you'll be
    lucky if you can detect any order at all).  In practice these
    distinctions are not that sharp--even the major DoQs for 
referential
    use have their share of the more obscure and interesting, and some 
of
    the latter type are actually useful if you want to find a source 
for
    something.  Some DoQs are subject-based as well, and whether 
you're
    interested in love, war, or music, you'll be able to find one 
about it.
    If you're seriously interested In quotations you will definitely 
want
    to have at least either _Bartlett's Familiar Quotations_ or _The 
Oxford
    Dictionary of Quotations_; see below for details.


----6.2 What DoQs exist?


                    Il buono, il bruto, il cattivo.  [The good, the 
bad,
                and the ugly.]
                                                             Age 
Scarpelli,
                                                Luciano Vincenzoni 
(1926-),
                                                   and Sergio Leone 
(1921-)
                                                       Title of film 
(1966)


        This is a bibliography of the DoQs in our possession.  Entries
    marked with [Michael] have been written by the former FAQ 
maintainer
    Michael Moncur, with some merely ornamental editing by me (Sir 
Hans).
    [SH] should be obvious.  If you have a favorite DoQ, or any at 
all, and
    can add to this list, please send e-mail to dok@fwi.uva.nl (Sir 
Hans)
    or jrnewquist@ucdavis.edu (Jason Newquist).  See below for more
    specific instructions.

    [MM] Michael Moncur (mgm@xmission.com)
    [PF] Patrick Faricy (patrick@usa.net)
    [SH] Sir Hans


    21st Century Dictionary of Quotations
      Published: 1993
      Publisher: Laurel Books
      Editor: ``The Princeton Language Institute''
      Scope: Subject-based quotations
      Number of quotations: 6000
      ISBN: 0-440-21447-5
    Well.  If there's any DoQ which can lay a claim on being a worthy
    contender in the ``Big Two'' class, this is it.  Not.
    This DoQ must surely rank as one of the most shockingly bad yet
    produced.  For starters, there are no sources at all, 
misquotations
    abound, and once more it is demonstrated that ``experts comprising 
of
    linguists, lexicographers, writers, teachers, and businesspeople'' 
can
    have the utmost trouble discerning Samuel Butler and Samuel Butler 
or
    Thomas Fuller and Thomas Fuller, besides having looked a little 
too
    extensively in _The International Thesaurus of Quotations_.  Also 
worth
    a mention is the debilitating ``unique conceptual index to 
facilitate
    access to related ideas.''  If this is truly the level of ``21st
    century reference'' I think I'll go and kill myself on December 
31,
    2000.  Sigh.  Not recommended.  [SH]


    The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
      Published: 1982
      Publisher: Fawcett Crest / Ballantine (Random House)
      Editor: Robert Byrne
      Scope: Chosen by author.
    Robert Byrne has compiled a volume of quotations which he finds to
    possess ``insight, surprise, wit, pith, or punch.''  No attempt is 
made
    to be comprehensive.  The quotations are arranged in 
``sequential''
    order, meaning that they vaguely relate to the ones around them.  
It
    does include an index by author and subject, though.  This book, 
and
    its sequels, are my personal favorite collections.  [MM]


    The Other 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
      Published: 1984
      Publisher: Ballantine (Random House)
      Editor: Robert Byrne
      Scope: Chosen by author
    Sequel to the above work. Same concept, new quotations.  [MM]


    The Third-and Possibly the Best-637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
      Published: 1986
      Publisher: Ballantine (Random House)
      Editor: Robert Byrne
      Scope: Chosen by author
    Yet another 637.  [MM]


    The Fourth-and by far the Most Recent-637 Best Things Anybody Ever
    Said
      Published: 1990
      Publisher: Atheneum/Macmillan Publishing Company
      Editor: Robert Byrne
      Scope: Chosen by author
    The cover says that Robert Byrne ``Just can't seem to stop'', 
which
    seems true.  It's been three years, though--Let's hope there's a 
fifth
    volume coming.  All four of these are of equal value in my 
opinion.
    [MM]


    Bartlett's Familiar Quotations (16th edition)
      Published: 1992 (1st edition 1855)
      Publisher: Little, Brown
      Editor: Justin Kaplan
      Scope: All quotations, choice based on familiarity.
      Number of quotations: 20000
      ISBN: 0-316-08277-5
    This is the first of the ``Big Two''.  It has a few thousand more
    quotations, and is more fun to leaf through than _Oxford_, 
probably
    because the authors are organized on year of birth, making the 
whole
    slightly more coherent and giving an interesting insight when 
comparing
    authors.  The disadvantage of this approach is of course that it
    becomes slightly more difficult to locate a certain person (can 
you
    remember off-hand when Antigonus or Archibald MacLeish was born?)
    Unfortunately, often only translations are given from foreign
    quotations, and the references could have been more exact, just 
giving
    ``Last words'' is not very helpful.  The index is very good, and 
about
    600 pages (twice as large as the one in _Oxford_).  Anyway, it's 
fun,
    looks gorgeous, has the most quotations of any DoQ I know of, and 
you
    can spend a lot of money on it (the last has not been universally
    recognized as an advantage).  [SH]


    Bloomsbury Dictionary of Quotations (2nd edition)
      Published: 1991 (1st edition 1987)
      Publisher: Bloomsbury
      Editor: John Daintith et al.
      Scope: Quotations, based on interestingness
      Number of quotations: 10500
      ISBN: 0-7475-0997-2
    Well, well, well...  Don't you all just love _The Little, Brown 
Book of
    Anecdotes_?  So do the Bloomsbury people apparently, for quite a 
few of
    the quotations in this DoQ have been ripped from that work.  
Otherwise
    there are good descriptions of the quotees, okay indexes and some
    original quotes, though some are rather stupid, and seem to be 
included
    merely to have more and different authors than anybody else.  [SH]


    The Columbia Dictionary of Quotations (1st edition)
      Published: 1993
      Publisher: Columbia University Press
      Editor: Robert Andrews
      Scope: Subject-based quotations
      Number of quotations: 18000
      ISBN: 0-231-07194-9
    Well.  If there's any DoQ which can lay a claim on being a worthy
    contender in the ``Big Two'' class, this is it.
    This DoQ claims to have more than 11,000 quotations which ``have 
never
    before appeared in a general quotation book'', which makes this 
one
    less of use for those of us who wish to find the sources of 
particular
    quotations, but for others, especially freaks who already have all 
the
    other DoQs and want to see some new ones (go read a good book,
    dammit!), this makes it an interesting purchase--if they're 
absolutely
    loaded, coz it ain't cheap.  [SH]


    Concise Dictionary of Quotations
      Published: 1992
      Publisher: Bloomsbury
      Editor: Anne Stibs and John Daintith
      Scope: Subject-base and author-based quotations
      Number of quotations: 6000
      ISBN: 0-7475-1330-9
    A nice diverse selection of quotations, with a bit more 
originality
    than ordinarily found in second rank works.  Okay index, and good
    description of authors, but some quotations appear twice, both 
under
    the name of the author and under a subject... cheap, cheap, cheap 
(I
    don't know if they've been included in the total count twice, but 
am
    rather inclined to think so.)  [SH]


    A Curmudgeon's Garden of Love
      Published: 1989
      Publisher: NAL Books
      Editor: Jon Winokur
      Scope: Cynical, mostly humorous, on love.
      Number of quotations: 500 (?--it's a _very rough estimate)
    Much like _The Portable Curmudgeon_, but a bit more specialized.  
No
    sources or anything, and some semi-humorous interviews and 
assorted
    pieces.  People who like this sort of thing will find this the 
sort of
    thing they like.[4]  Oh, it's rather expensive too (I picked it up 
for
    about $2, but the cover price is $16.95)  [SH]


    A Dictionary of Contemporary Quotations
      Published: 1982
      Publisher: David & Charles
      Editor: Jonathon Green
      Scope: Post WW2, based on interestingness
      Number of quotations: 7000
      ISBN: 0-7153-8417-1
    As Mr Green tells us in ``A note on sources'', he didn't think it 
worth
    his while to spend too much time finding original citations, and 
in
    many occasions none is present at all.  The quotes themselves are
    reasonably interesting, and there is much here you won't find
    somewhere else.  The only index is one of names.  Oddly, Mr Green
    decided it would be useful to place birth and death years of 
people in
    the index only, and to give their occupation or claim to fame with 
each
    quotation itself (incidentally, the giving of the latter is 
definitely
    a Good Thing).  Another disadvantage is the fact that it looks
    horrendously ugly.  Overal quality: not too high, but if you can 
pick
    it up cheap, you won't go too far wrong.  [SH]


    The Dictionary of Humorous Quotations
      Published: 1949. Was still in print in 1989.
      Publisher: Doubleday (1949), Dorsett Press (1989)
      Editor: Evan Esar
      Scope: Humorous quotations, chosen by author.
    This is one of the many quotation dictionaries that are basically 
the
    collected ``favorite quotes'' of the author. It is arranged by 
author,
    and includes a subject index.  [MM]


    A Dictionary of Musical Quotations
      Published: 1985
      Publisher: Routledge
      Editors: Ian Crofton and Donald Fraser
      Scope: Music
      Number of quotations: 3000
      ISBN: 0-415-03136-2
    If you like classical music and are interested in quotations, you 
will
    not go wrong with this one.  Lovers of other styles of music are 
in for
    a disappointment--there are some entries on the Beatles and reggae 
and
    such like, but that's about it, while on the other hand some 
rather
    obscure classical composers do have their own entry.  [SH]


    Good Advice by Safire and Safire
      Published: 1982
      Publisher: Times Books, division of Quadrangle/The New York 
Times
                 Book Co. Inc.
      Editors: ?
      Scope: Quotations of ``good advice''
      Number of quotations: 2000
      ISBN: 0-8129-1013-3
    The Safire brothers have compiled a wonderful collection of quotes
    alphabetized according to topic.  The quotes are culled from 
ancient
    and modern sources and provide diverse opinions on meaningful ways 
of
    living.  Unfortunately, only the author is listed, not dates or 
further
    sources of the quotation. [PF]


    The International Thesaurus of Quotations (1st edition)
      Published: 1970
      Publisher: Harper & Row
      Editor: Rhoda Thomas Tripp
      Scope: Subject-based quotations
      Number of quotations: 16000
      ISBN: 0-06-091382-7
    If your aim is to find quotations on subjects, this it the one to 
get.
    Very good indexes for authors, quotes, and keywords, surprisingly 
good
    references for each quote (something one doesn't expect in a DoQ 
of
    this type), though again no originals of foreign quotations.  
Reasonably
    cheap and recommended.  [NOTE:  There is a second edition of this 
one,
    but I do not have it; from what I have seen it is a sound and 
solid
    sequel, with a more modern range of subjects.]  [SH]


    Isaac Asimov's Book of Science and Nature Quotations
      Published: 1988
      Publisher: Weidenfeld & Nicolson
      Editor: Isaac Asimov and Jason A. Shulman
      Scope: Science and nature (are you surprised?)
      Number of quotations: 2000
      ISBN: 1-555-84111-2
    No sources, no proper index, some incredibly debilitating 
platitudes,
    many errors.  I can't handle it.  In short: No.  [SH]


    Like a Fish Needs a Bicycle
      Published: 1992
      Publisher: Bloomsbury
      Editor: Anne Stibbs
      Scope: by and about women
      Number of quotations: 3000
      ISBN: 0-7475-1173-X
    Like the _Concise Dictionary of Quotations_ by Bloomsbury, 
quotations
    are organized by keywords and by author, the first all more or 
less
    directly related to women, and from people of both sexes, the 
second
    all from (and on those) women and on more diverse subjects.  If 
you're
    interested in the subject (and who isn't?) this isn't too bad.  
[SH]


    The New International Dictionary of Quotations (1st edition)
      Published: 1986
      Publisher: Signet
      Editor: Hugh Rawson and Margaret Miner
      Scope: ``a bias . . . towards the tried and true''
      Number of quotations: 3700
      ISBN: 0-451-16673-6
    Subject based.  Weakish sources.  Weaker index.  Some nice
    ``backtracking'' of a few quotations, though this has mainly been
    borrowed from other DoQs.  Nothing special really.
    [NOTE: A second edition has recently come out, but I haven't as 
yet
    taken a good look at it.]  [SH]


    The New Penguin Dictionary of Quotations
      Published: 1992 (original 1960)
      Publisher: Penguin
      Editors: J. M. Cohen and M. J. Cohen
      Scope: All, chosen on familiarity
      Number of quotations: 14000
      ISBN:0-670-82952-8
    A sort of would-be _Oxford_ this, but not quite as good.  Almost 
all of
    the references lack a date, which is common among the lesser DoQs, 
but
    for something on this level of pretentiousness it is a weak point.
    The index is good enough.  Unfortunately, ``to save space lines of
    verse are run on and the divisions between lines are indicated by
    oblique strokes.''  This looks ugly.  Bit of a bland one, overall, 
but
    you should be able to find it quite a bit cheaper than others of 
this
    size.  [SH]


    The Oxford Dictionary of Modern Quotations
      Published: 1991
      Publisher: Oxford University Press
      Editor: Tony Augarde
      Scope: Quotations from people alive after 1900, chosen on basis 
of
        familiarity.
      Number of quotations: 5000
      ISBN: 0-19-283086-4
    The right stuff!  Here at last we find proper references for
    everything--no annoying ``Letter to Mrs Wotsit'' as source, but 
also a
    work in which the quote is to be found.  An excellent index, 
originals
    of non-English quotations but no Oscar Wilde (why did he have to 
go and
    die in 1900?  Boo.)  It is very much more a work of reference than 
one
    to read through though.  [SH]


    The Oxford Dictionary of Quotations (4th edition)
      Published: 1992 (original 1941)
      Publisher: Oxford University Press
      Editor: Oxford University Press
      Scope: All quotations, chosen based on familiarity.
      Number of quotations: 17000
    This is the other of the ``Big Two'' quotation books.  Any fan of
    quotations should have it available.  Like all quotation books, it 
is
    by no means comprehensive, but it attempts to be, and is at least
    diverse.  Not a book to be read cover to cover, but a good 
reference
    for looking up particular quotes.  Quotes are arranged by author.  
Also
    includes a _large_ (approximately 300 pages) and comprehensive 
subject
    index.  [But see _Bartlett's_ -SH]  [MM, ed. by SH]
    Qua research this one is the best, as far as I know.  There are 
very
    complete sources for everything, so that we are not just told that 
Ms X
    said something in a speech, but we also get to know where we can 
look
    it up for ourselves, should we be thus inclined.  Something new in 
the
    4th edition (and lacking in, e.g. _Bartlett's_) is a one-line
    description of almost all persons quoted.  Get it or regret it.  
[SH]


    The Pan Dictionary of Famous Quotations (revised edition)
    (first published as _The Modern Dictionary of Quotations_ (1962))
      Published: 1989
      Publisher: Grange Books
      Editor: Robin Hyman
      Scope: All, chosen on familiarity
      Number of quotations: 6000
      ISBN: 1-85627-363-6
    First of all, ``technical'' details concerning this dictionary are 
a
    bit vague, and I have also seen the complete text of it under a
    different name (an NTC reference work or something like that) 
possibly
    the rights for this are very cheap, something which would not 
surprise
    me, given the lack of quality (amusingly, of the 4 quotes given on 
the
    backside of my edition, one is misquote, and another is attributed
    incorrectly.  Also, there we are told that the _index_ contains 
over
    25,000 entries.  Who are they trying to fool?)  It seems to be 
rather
    outdated as well, despite the claim that it's a ``revised 
edition''.
    If you want a nice DoQ, there are many better choices.  If you 
don't,
    then why are you reading this?  Go away.  [SH]




    The Portable Curmudgeon
      Published: 1987
      Publisher: NAL Penguin Inc. (US), New American Library of Canada
        Ltd (CA)
      Editor: Jon Winokur
      Scope: Cynical, mostly humorous.
    These are ``outrageously irreverent'' quotations from people the 
author
    considers Curmudgeons (Cynical, irascible, cantankerous).  It is
    organized by subject, with additional sections devoted to
    frequently-contributing curmudgeons (W.C. Fields, Dorothy Parker, 
Fran
    Lebowitz, and Groucho Marx to name a few).  No index.  A book 
intended
    to be read cover-to-cover.  [MM]


    Respectfully Quoted
      Published: 1993
      Publisher: Barnes & Nobles
      Editor: Suzy Platt
      Scope: Mainly political
      Number of quotations: 2100
      ISBN: 0-88029-768-9
    This DoQ contains quotes that have been inquired upon at one time 
or
    another by Members of Congress and their staff, and have been very
    solidly researched (mostly) by Congressional Research Service of 
the
    Library of Congress.  For this reason, it claims to be more useful 
than
    other DoQs; in my opinion this in only the case of you're a Member 
of
    Congress yourself--many quotes are rather specific.  It also 
contains
    somewhat longer pieces (it's the only DoQ with the complete
    ``Desiderata'' (see below) that I know of), and not infrequently 
even
    longer explanations of the history of certain quotations.  If 
you're
    really, really serious about your quotations, you should have this
    one--even if your name isn't Oliver North.  [SH]


        This list is by no means comprehensive, but we'd like it to 
be.  If
    you have any books of quotations (any subject or theme), please 
send me
    the following information so that it can be added to this list:

    * Full Title
    * Publication date (original printing and most recent, if 
possible)
    * Publisher (and distributor)
    * Editor(s) or Author(s)
    * Scope (theme: i.e. Humorous, Military, Feminist, etc.)
    * Number of quotations
    * Library of Congress and/or ISBN numbers if available
    * A brief review

        If you disagree with one of the reviews, or simply think you 
can do
    better, you may want to write a short piece yourself and mail it 
to me,
    and I will add it as well (after all, even _we_ are not entirely
    perfect.)


----6.3 Are there other resources?


                    The resources of civilization against its enemies 
are
                not yet exhausted.
                                        William Ewart Gladstone (1809-
1898)
                                            Speech at Leeds, 7 October 
1881
             in H. W. Lucy (ed.) _Speeches of . . . Gladstone_ (1885) 
p. 57


    Forbes Magazine: Every issue contains a great list of quotes 
organized
    according to a pertinent topic on the last page of the magazine 
under
    ``Thoughts on the Business of Life''.


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7. Programs  [***SECTION UNDER CONSTRUCTION--SUGGESTIONS 
APPRECIATED***]


----7.1 What programs are available for the Macintosh?


                    Maxims are the condensed good sense of nations.
                                           Sir James Mackintosh (1765-
1832)


----7.2 What programs are available for IBM-compatibles?


                    Software suppliers are trying to make their 
software
                packages more ``user-friendly''. . . . Their best 
approach,
                so far, has been to take all the old brochures, and 
stamp
                the words, ``user-friendly'' on the cover.
                                                         Bill Gates 
(1955-)


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8. Frequently Asked Quotations


----8.1 Who said ``...''?


                    Misquotation is, in fact, the pride and privilege 
of
                the learned.  A widely-read man never quotes 
accurately,
                for the rather obvious reason that he has read too 
widely.
                                                Hesketh Pearson (1887-
1964)
                                 _Common Misquotations_ (1934) 
introduction


    Lord Acton (1834-1902)
    +--+ +---+ +---------+


    (John Emerich Edward Dahlberg, 1st Baron Acton)

        Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
                           Letter to Bishop Mandell Creighton, 3 April 
1887
         in Louise Creighton _Life and Letters of Mandell Creighton_ 
(1904)
                                                             vol. 1, 
ch. 13

    Do note:--

        Unlimited power is apt to corrupt the minds of those who 
possess
    it.
                                  William Pitt, Earl of Chatham (1708-
1778)
                                                                     
Speech
                        _Hansard_ (House of Lords) 9 January 1770, 
col. 665


    W. H. Auden (1907-1973)
    ++ ++ +---+ +---------+


        Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
        Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
        Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
        Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.
        .
        Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
        Scribbling on the sky the message He Is Dead.
        Put crepe bows round the white necks of public doves,
        Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.
        .
        He was my North, my South, my East and West.
        My working week and my Sunday rest,
        My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
        I thought that love would last forever; I was wrong.
        .
        The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;
        Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;
        Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood;
        For nothing now can ever come to any good.
                                    _Twelve Songs_ (1936) ``Funeral 
Blues''

        This one's become very popular on alt.quotations recently,
    something we have to blame the movie _Four Weddings and a Funeral_ 
for,
    in which it is recited.  Is ``Funeral Blues'' the title Auden gave 
to
    the poem?


    Gelett Burgess (1866-1951)
    +----+ +-----+ +---------+


        I never saw a Purple Cow,
        I never hope to see one;
        But I can tell you anyhow,
        I'd rather see than be one!
                      _The Burgess Nonsense Book_ (1914) ``The Purple 
Cow''

        Ah, yes! I wrote the ``Purple Cow''--
        I'm sorry now I wrote it!
        But I can tell you anyhow,
        I'll kill you if you quote it!
                        _The Burgess Nonsense Book_ (1914) 
``Confessional''


    Edmund Burke (1729-1797)
    +----+ +---+ +---------+


        The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good 
men to
    do nothing.

    This has not been found in his works; there is no known source for 
this
    and it has been suggested (in _Bartlett's_) that ``it might be a
    twentieth-century paraphrase'' of

        When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will 
fall,
    one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.
                  _Thoughts on the Cause of the Present Discontents_ 
(1770)

    which sounds like a good guess to me.


    Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
    +-+ +-----+ +-------+ +---------+


        After a heated argument on some trivial matter Nancy [Astor] . 
. .
    shouted, ``If I were your wife I would put poison in your 
coffee!''
    Whereupon Winston with equal heat and sincerity answered, ``And if 
I
    were your husband I would drink it.''
                 Consuelo Vanderbilt Balsan _Glitter and Gold_ (1952) 
ch. 7

    Jeff Shepherd remarked that this reference was to be found in _The
    Oxford Dictionary of Modern Quotations_, and it was--under Nancy 
Astor!
    From another source I have heard that this conversation was 
supposed to
    have taken place at around 1912, at Blenheim Palace, so one would
    expect an earlier source if this really took place.
    The other, even more popular, bit of Churchill lore we've seen 
here
    quite a lot of times is the following exchange:

    [Braddock:] Mr Churchill, you are drunk.
    [Churchill:] And you madam, are ugly.  But I shall be sober 
tomorrow.
                                           in W. Manchester _The Last 
Lion_
        To Elizabeth Margaret (``Bessie'') Braddock, MP, according to 
some.

    I'm not sure if Braddock is mentioned in the rendering of this 
anecdote
    in _The Last Lion_.  Both of these stories are described as false 
by
    George Thayer in a review of a book about Churchill in _The 
Washington
    Post_ 27 April 1971, p. B6.  Thayer spent a year as a research
    assistant to Randolph Churchill on the biography of Sir Winston
    Churchill.


    Arthur C. Clarke (1917-)
    +----+ ++ +----+ +-----+


        When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that 
something is
    possible, he is almost certainly right.  When he states that 
something
    is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
                                 _Profiles of the Future_ (1962; rev. 
1973)
                        ``Hazards of Prophecy: The Failure of 
Imagination''
                                                         Clarke's 
First Law

    On which he commented:

        Perhaps the adjective ``elderly'' requires definition.  In 
physics,
    mathematics, and astronautics it means over thirty; in the other
    disciplines, senile decay is sometimes postponed to the forties.  
There
    are, of course, glorious exceptions; but as every researcher just 
out
    of college knows, scientists of over fifty are good for nothing 
but
    board meetings, and should at all costs be kept out of the 
laboratory!
                                 _Profiles of the Future_ (1962; rev. 
1973)
                        ``Hazards of Prophecy: The Failure of 
Imagination''

        But the only way of discovering the limits of the possible is 
to
    venture a little way past them into the impossible.
                                 _Profiles of the Future_ (1962; rev. 
1973)
                        ``Hazards of Prophecy: The Failure of 
Imagination''
                                                        Clarke's 
Second Law

      Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from 
magic.
                                 _Profiles of the Future_ (1962; rev. 
1973)
                        ``Hazards of Prophecy: The Failure of 
Imagination''
                                                        Clarke's Third 
Law

    The third one especially has been the unlucky victim of many 
``funny''
    alterations.  Which we've all seen before in alt.quotations many 
times.

    Clarke adds: As three laws were good enough for Newton, I have 
modestly
    decided to stop there.

    A post with the ``first law'' invariably gets followed up with one
    mentioning this:

        When, however, the lay public rallies round an idea that is
    denounced by distinguished but elderly scientists and supports 
that
    idea with great fervor and emotion--the distinguished but elderly
    scientists are then, after all, probably right.
                                                   Isaac Asimov (1920-
1992)
                                _Fantasy & Science Fiction_ 1977 
[magazine]
                                            In answer to Clarke's 
First Law


    John Donne (c.1571-1631)
    +--+ +---+ +-----------+


        No man is an Island, entire of it self; every man is a piece 
of the
    Continent, a part of the main; if a clod be washed away by the 
sea,
    Europe is the less, as well as if a promontory were, as well as if 
a
    manor of thy friends or of thine own were; any man's death 
diminishes
    me, because I am involved in Mankind; And therefore never send to 
know
    for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.
             _Devotions upon Emergent Occasions_ (1624) ``Meditation 
XVII''


    Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)
    +---+ +---+ +-----+ +---------+


        A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored 
by
    little statesmen and philosophers and divines.  With consistency a
    great soul has simply nothing to do.
                           _Essays: First Series_  (1841) ``Self-
Reliance''

        _Immortality_.  I notice that as soon as writers broach this
    question they begin to quote.  I hate quotation.  Tell me what you
    know.
                                                        _Journals_ May 
1849

    See also ``Success'', _post_.


    Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749-1832)
    +----+ +------+ +-+ +----+


        But when I said that nothing had been done I erred in one 
important
    matter.  We had definitely committed ourselves and were halfway 
out of
    our ruts.  We had put down our passage money--booked a sailing to
    Bombay.  This may sound too simple, but is great in consequence.  
Until
    one is committed, there is hesitancy, the chance to draw back, 
always
    ineffectiveness.  Concerning all acts of initiative (and 
creation),
    there is one elementary truth the ignorance of which kills 
countless
    ideas and splendid plans: that the moment one definitely commits
    oneself, the providence moves too.  A whole stream of events 
issues
    from the decision, raising in one's favor all manner of unforeseen
    incidents, meetings and material assistance, which no man could 
have
    dreamt would have come his way.  I have learned a deep respect for 
one
    of Goethe's couplets:
        Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it.
        Boldness has genius, power and magic in it.

    This, starting with ``Until one is . . .'', and in a mutilated 
form, is
    often attributed to Goethe here on the net.  Michael Binder (whose
    email address I've lost) has found the origin in William Murray 
_The
    Scottish Himalayan Expedition_ (1951).

        Then indecision brings its own delays,
        And days are lost lamenting o'er lost days.
        Are you in earnest?  Seize this very minute;
        What you can do, or dream you can, begin it;
        Boldness has genius, power and magic in it.

    These lines occur in the 1835 translation of _Faust_ pt. 1 (1808) 
by
    John Anster.  They're spoken by the Manager in the ``Prelude at 
the
    Theatre'', and appear to be a somewhat free translation of the
    original.


    John Gillespie Magee, Jr. (1922-1941)
    +--+ +-------+ +----+ +-+ +---------+


        Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of earth,
        And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings;
        Sunward I've climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth
        Of sun-split clouds,--and done a hundred things
        You have not dreamed of--Wheeled and soared and swung
        High in the sunlit silence.  Hov'ring there
        I've chased the shouting wind along, and flung
        My eager craft through footless halls of air...
        .
        Up, up the long, delirious, burning blue
        I've topped the wind-swept heights with easy grace
        Where never lark or even eagle flew--
        And, while with silent lifting mind I've trod
        The high untrespassed sanctity of space,
        Put out my hand, and touched the face of God.
                                                     ``High Flight'' 
(1941)


    Ogden Nash (1902-1971)
    +---+ +--+ +---------+


        I think that I shall never see
        A billboard lovely as a tree.
        Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
        I'll never see a tree at all.
                                                     Ogden Nash (1902-
1971)
                              _Happy Days_ (1933) ``Song of the Open 
Road''

    This poem, by the way, is based on the poem that starts with


        I think that I shall never see
        A poem lovely as a tree.
                                                   Joyce Kilmer (1886-
1918)
                                   _Trees and Other Poems_ (1814) 
``Trees''


    Martin Niem\"oller (1892-1984)
    +----+ +---------+ +---------+


        When Hitler attacked the Jews I was not a Jew, therefore, I 
was not
    concerned.  And when Hitler attacked the Catholics, I was not a
    Catholic, and therefore, I was not concerned.  And when Hitler 
attacked
    the unions and the industrialists, I was not a member of the 
unions and
    I was not concerned.  Then, Hitler attacked me and the Protestant
    church--and there was nobody left to be concerned.
                        in _Congressional Record_ 14 October 1968, p. 
31636


    William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
    +-----+ +---------+ +---------+


        The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
        An evil soul, producing holy witness,


        Is like a villain with a smiling cheek,
        A goodly apple rotten at the heart.
        O, what a goodly outside falsehood hath!
                 _The Merchant of Venice_ (1596-1598) act 1, sc. 3, l. 
[99]

        Hath not a Jew eyes? hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions,
    senses, affections, passions? fed with the same food, hurt with 
the
    same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same 
means,
    warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a Christian 
is?  If
    you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? 
if
    you poison us, do we not die?  and if you wrong us, shall we not
    revenge?  If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in 
that.
                   _The Merchant of Venice_ (1596-1598) act 3, sc. 1, 
l. 63


    George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
    +----+ +-----+ +--+ +---------+


        You see things; and you say ``Why?''  But I dream things that 
never
    were; and I say ``Why not?''
                                   _Back to Methuselah_ (1921) pt. 1, 
act 1


    Percy Bysshe Shelley (1792-1822)
    +---+ +----+ +-----+ +---------+


        I met a traveler from an antique land
        Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
        Stand in the desert.  Near them, on the sand,
        Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
        And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
        Tell that its sculptor well those passions read.
        Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
        The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed;
        And on the pedestal these words appear:
        ``My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
        Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!''
        Nothing beside remains.  Round the decay
        Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
        The lone and level sands stretch far away.
                                                      ``Ozymandias'' 
(1819)


    Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
    +---+ +---+ +---------+


    On his ``last words'':  The oft-quoted

        Ah, well, then, I suppose that I shall have to die beyond my 
means.
                        in R.H. Sherard _Life of Oscar Wilde_ (1906) 
p. 421
                             When a huge fee for an operation was 
mentioned

    as it appears in _TODoMQ_ is not regarded as very accurate by 
Wilde
    scholar Richard Ellman; his report in _Oscar Wilde_ (1988) runs 
thus:

        To Willie's widow, Lily, and her new husband, Teixeira de 
Mattos,
    Wilde said, ``I am dying beyond my means.  I will never outlive 
the
    century.  The English people would not stand for it.  I am 
responsible
    for the failure of the Exhibition: the English went away when they 
saw
    me there so well-dressed and happy.  The English know this too, 
and
    they will not stand me any more.'' . . . To Alice Rothenstein 
Oscar
    remarked, ``I can't even afford to die.''

    Ellman's sources are _St James's Gazette_ 6 My 1905; [Raymonds 
and]
    Rickets _Oscar Wilde: Recollections_ (1932) 59; A. [Douglas] _St
    James's Gazette_ 3 March 1905; Housman _Echo de Paris_ 32; M. Ross
    _Friend of Friends_

    All this took place around October 1900, at least a full month 
before
    Wilde's death.  Another frequently (mis-)quoted line is


        My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death.  One or 
the
    other of us has to go.
     in Frank Harris _Oscar Wilde: His Life and Confessions_ (1930) p. 
572
                                       To Claire de Pratz, 29 October 
1900

    Which was in fact said a month before his death on 30 November 
1900.
    So, no Famous Last Words for Oscar.  In fact, about the last 
quotable
    thing that Wilde said (excepting the case that  your idea of
    ``quotable'' includes stuff like 
``Aaaaaaghaaaaaaaaaaaarhrghhgl''), is
    as far as I know

        ``You ought to be a doctor,'' he said to Turner, ``as you 
always
    want people to do what they don't want to.''
                                                          28 November 
1900


    Two days before his death, when he was already rather ill.  Not 
very
    dramatic though.


    A small step
    + +---+ +--+


        That's one small step for [a] man; one giant leap for mankind.
                                                    Neil Armstrong 
(1930-)
             First words spoken by a man walking on the moon, 20 July 
1969


    He didn't realize he had screwed up the line until after he got to
    Earth, according to the book _Chariots for Apollo_ by Charles R.
    Pellegrino and Joshua Stoff (not the NASA Technical Memorandum on 
the
    same subject and with an identical title).  It was when presented 
with
    a plaque by the builders of the LM that he pointed out their 
mistake in
    failing to include the ``a'' at which point he was told that the 
word
    was not in the tapes.  He insisted (at that time) that he had said 
it.

    The first words said upon _landing_ on the moon were ``Contact 
light.
    Okay, engine stop.  ACA out of detent.  Modes control both auto,
    descent engine command override, off.  Engine arm off.  413 is 
in.''
    Then from Mission Control:  ``We copy you down, Eagle.''  Eagle:
    ``Houston, Tranquility Base here, the Eagle has landed.''  Source: 
Dave
    Dooling ``L+25:  A Quarter Century After the Apollo Landing'' in 
_IEEE
    Spectrum_ July 1994, p. 25.  The words from the Eagle were also 
spoken
    by Armstrong.


    Go placidly amid the noise and haste
    ++ +------+ +--+ +-+ +---+ +-+ +---+


        Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace 
there
    may be in silence.  As far as possible, without surrender, be on 
good
    terms with all persons.  Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and
    listen to others, even to the dull and ignorant; they too have 
their
    story.  Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to 
the
    spirit.  If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain 
and
    bitter, for always there will be greater and lesser persons than
    yourself.  Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.  Keep
    interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real 
possession
    in the changing fortunes of time.  Exercise caution in your 
business
    affairs, for the world is full of trickery.  But let this not 
blind you
    to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals, and
    everywhere life is full of heroism.  Be yourself.  Especially do 
not
    feign affection.  Neither be cynical about love; for in the face 
of all
    aridity and disenchantment it is as perennial as the grass.  Take
    kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the 
things of
    youth.  Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden 
misfortune.
    But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings.  Many fears are 
born
    of fatigue and loneliness.  Beyond a wholesome discipline, be 
gentle
    with yourself.  You are a child of the universe no less than the 
trees
    and the stars; you have a right to be here.  And whether or not it 
is
    clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.
    Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be.  
And
    whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of 
life,
    keep peace with your soul.  With all its sham, drudgery and broken
    dreams, it is still a beautiful world.  Be careful.  Strive to be
    happy.
                                                     Max Ehrman (1872-
1945)
                                                      ``Desiderata'' 
(1927)

    From _Respectfully Quoted_ (see below): ``There has been confusion
    about the authorship of this poem.  In 1956, the rector of St 
Paul's
    Church in Baltimore, Maryland, used the poem in a collection of
    mimeographed inspirational material for his congregation.  Someone
    printing it later said it was found in Old St Paul's Church, 
Baltimore,
    dated 1692.  The year 1692 is the founding date of the church and 
has
    nothing to do with the poem, which was written in 1927.  It was 
widely
    distributed with the 1692 date. . . . --Fred D. Cavinder,
    ``Desiderata'', _TWA Ambassador_, August 1973, pp. 14-15''


    It's better to burn out than to fade away
    +--+ +----+ ++ +--+ +-+ +--+ ++ +--+ +--+


        My my, hey hey
        Rock and roll is here to stay
        It's better to burn out
        Than to fade away
        My my, hey hey
                                                        Neil Young 
(1945-)
                                          _Rust Never Sleeps_ (1979 
album)
                                      ``My My, Hey Hey (Out of the 
Blue)''

    This is the oldest source I have heard of for this standard 
version.
    These words are also uttered in the movie _Highlander_, and they 
were
    quoted by Kurt Cobain in his suicide letter.  As someone on a.q 
once
    pointed out, a much older similar line is

        It is better to wear out than to rust out.
                                             Richard Cumberland (1631-
1718)
        in G. Horne _The Duty of Contending for the Faith_ (1786) p. 
21, n.

    which may or may not be the original from which it is derived.  An 
even
    older, similar looking line that more or less expresses the 
opposite is

        It is better to marry than to burn.
                                                                      
Bible
                                              ``I Corinthians'' ch. 7, 
v. 9


    May the road
    +-+ +-+ +--+


        May the road rise to meet you.
        May the wind be ever at your back
        May the Good Lord keep you in the hollow of His hand.
        May your heart be as warm as your hearthstone.
        And when you come to die
        may the wail of the poor
        be the only sorrow
        you'll leave behind.
        May God bless you always.
                                                                  
anonymous
                                                          ``An Irish 
Wish''
         in Ralph L. Woods _A Third Treasury of the Familiar_ (1970) 
p. 644

    Another version--which is the version most often mentioned in
    alt.quotations--runs thus:--

        May the road rise up to meet you.
        May the wind be always at your back,
        May the sun shine warm upon your face,
        And the rains fall soft upon your fields,
        And, until we meet again
        May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

    Every once in a while, somebody wants to know about the full text 
of
    this ``Irish blessing''.  The origin of the fascination remains a
    mystery to me.


    Success
    +-----+


        He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often and 
loved
    much; who has enjoyed the trust of pure women, the respect of
    intelligent men and the love of little children; who has filled 
his
    niche and accomplished his task; who has left the world better 
than he
    found it, whether by an improved poppy, a perfect poem, or a 
rescued
    soul; who has never lacked appreciation of earth's beauty or 
failed to
    express it; who has always looked for the best in others and given 
them
    the best he had; whose life was an inspiration; whose memory is a
    benediction.
                                                 Bessie A. Stanley 
(b.1879)
                                           in _Notes and Queries_ July 
1976

    This quotation was tracked down for certain by Anthony W. Shipps 
in
    _Notes and Queries_ for July, 1976.  It was written in 1905 by 
Bessie
    A. Stanley and was the first-prize winner in a contest sponsored 
by
    the magazine _Modern Women_.  Shipps notes that _It is still 
quoted
    from time to time in American magazines and newspapers, but it is 
now
    often attributed to Emerson.  Shipps says that ``The versions 
printed
    in the two local newspapers in 1905 do not agree, and in the many 
later
    appearances in print which I have seen, the wording has varied
    somewhat.  However, the essayist's son, Judge Arthur J. Stanley, 
Jr.,
    of Leavenworth, writes me that the correct text is the one given 
in the
    eleventh edition (1937) of _Bartlett's Familiar Quotations_.''  
That's
    the one that is here also, folks, thanks to William C. Waterhouse 
(who
    wrote practically all of this).


    Three kinds of lies
    +---+ +---+ ++ +--+


        On the remark ``There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned 
lies,
    and statistics.'':

        The following information comes from Ralph Keyes _Nice Guys 
Finish
    Seventh_ (HarperCollins, 1992) pp. 49-50.
    ``In his autobiography, Mark Twain attributed the remark . . . to
    Disraeli. . . . [It] has also been attributed to Henry 
Labouch\`ere,
    Abraham Hewitt, and others.  No one other than Twain is known to 
have
    credited Disraeli with making the comment.  British statistician 
John
    Bibby once appealed to his colleagues for a reliable source of the
    saying.  The best anyone could come up with was this 1896 comment 
by a
    member of the Royal Statistical Society: ``We may quote to one 
another
    with a chuckle the words of the Wise Statesman, lies, damned lies,
    statistics...''  After consulting a Disraeli biographer, Bibby
    concluded that he probably wasn't this Wise Statesman.  Bibby is 
still
    trying to determine who was.''
        In the notes, Keyes gives the Twain source as _Mark Twain's 
Own
    Autobiography_, Madison, WI 1924, 1990, p.185.
        The 1896 source is _Journal of the Royal Statistical Society_
    59:38-118, on page 87.
        Bibby's work was privately published in Edinburgh (1983, 1986)
    under the title _Quotes, Damned Quotes, and..._

        _Respectfully Quoted_ mentions an attribution to Holloway H. 
Frost
    next to some of the those mentioned above, and has the following
    amusing piece on the quotation:--

        The quotation, or a variation, seems to be known 
internationally.
    When a Russian citizen was interviewed, following the death of
    Chernenko, he began by saying, ``As one of your writers said, 
`There
    are three kinds of lie: a small lie, a big lie and politics.''' --
    _Time_, March 23, 1985, p. 21.


    The shoulders of giants
    +-+ +-------+ ++ +----+


        If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of
    giants.
                                                  Isaac Newton (1642-
1727)
                                   Letter to Robert Hooke, 5 February 
1676
                  in H. W. Turnbull (ed.) _Correspondence of Isaac 
Newton_
                                                      vol. 1 (1959) p. 
416

    Earlier uses are well known:--

        A dwarf standing on the shoulders of a giant may see farther 
than a
    giant himself.
                                                  Robert Burton (1577-
1640)
                                    _The Anatomy of Melancholy_ (1621-
1651)
                                               ``Democritus to the 
Reader''

        A dwarf on a giant's shoulders sees farther of the two.
                                                 George Herbert (1593-
1633)
                                                  _Jacula Prudentum_ 
(1651)

    It was proverbial by then.  _Oxford_ gives something earlier yet:--

        Bernard of Chartres used to say that we are like dwarfs on the
    shoulders of giants, so that we can see more than they, and things 
at a
    greater distance, not by virtue of any sharpness on sight on our 
part,
    or any physical distinction, but because we are carried high and 
raised
    up by their giant size.
                                            Bernard of Chartres (d. 
c.1130)
                        John of Salisbury _Metalogicon_ (1159) bk. 3, 
ch. 4




Notes:

[1]

@A: Whistler, James (1834-1903) *
@Q:     [Oscar Wilde:] I wish I had said that.
        [Whistler:] You will, Oscar, you will.
@R: in L. C. Ingleby _Oscar Wilde_ p. 67

[2]

@A: Murphy, Edward A. (1918-) *
@Q:     I was project manager at Edwards Airforce Base during Colonel 
J.
    P.  Stapp's experimental crash research testing on the track at 
North
    Base.  The law's namesake was Captain Ed Murphy--a development 
engineer
    from Wright aircraft lab.  Frustration with a strap transducer 
which
    was malfunctioning due to an error by a lab technician in the 
wiring of
    the strain gauge bridges caused Murphy to remark: ``If there's 
_any_
    way to do it wrong, he will!''  I assigned Murphy's Law to the
    statement and the associated variations.
@R: George E. Nichols in _The Listener_ 16 February 1984

@A: Peter, Laurence J. (1919-1990) and Hull, Raymond (1919-) *
@Q:     My analysis . . . led me to formulate _The Peter Principle_: 
In a
    Hierarchy Every Employee Tends to Rise to His Level of 
Incompetence.
@R: _The Peter Principle_ (1969) ch. 1

[3]

@A: anonymous *
@Q:     So much chewing gum for the eyes.
@R: in James Beasley Simpson _Best Quotes of '50, '55, '56 _ (1957) p. 
233
@%: A small boy's definition of certain television programmes.  
Commonly
    attributed in a different form to Frank Lloyd Wright and others.

[4]

@A: Lincoln, Abraham (1809-1865) *
@Q:     People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of 
thing
    they like.
@R: in G. W. E. Russell _Collections and Recollections_ (1898) ch. 30
@%: Judgement on a book.


-- 
Sir Hans        'Tis hard if all is false that I advance
dok@fwi.uva.nl  A fool must now and then be right, by chance.
                 William Cowper ``Conversation'' (1782) l. 95


