HUMOR Library File Name Size Date Description ============ ===== ======== ================================================= !BOO!.ARJ 22K 02/07/94 Makes A Ghost Appear! 123FUN.ZIP 9.8K 03/01/94 Have Fun With 1-2-3 Users ADULT1.ARJ 42K 02/02/94 Various Funny Adult Stories ANDYR.ARJ 2.9K 02/02/94 Andy Rooney Comments On BBSs ANIMAL.ARJ 2.2K 02/02/94 Solutions To Animal Control APRIL.ZIP 1.8K 03/01/94 Bogus Error & Monitor Flipping Joke ARAB.ARJ 1.4K 02/02/94 Translation To Arab Statements ARGHACK.ARJ 4.6K 02/02/94 A Newbie Argus Hacker (Really Funny!!) ARGUSDRK.ARJ 3.9K 02/02/94 Chat With A Dork on Argus BBS ASSAPP.TXT 2.1K 02/05/94 Application For Some Ass BACKTALK.ZIP 9.1K 03/01/94 Make The Computer Talk Like A Smart Ass BAKTALK2.ZIP 2.9K 03/01/94 Your Computer's In Love! BARNEY.ARJ 6.8K 02/02/94 Innocent Star Or Bloodthirsty Dino?? BATHROOM.ARJ 12K 02/02/94 Dirty Bathroom Type Jokes BBS.ZIP 2.9K 02/02/94 Why Can't Intelligent People Use A BBS? BBSUSER.ARJ 5.2K 02/02/94 History Of BBS Users (Musical...) BE-SYSOP.ARJ 6.9K 02/02/94 So...You Wanna Be A SysOp??? BOMBUSH.ZIP 17K 02/02/94 Brotherhood Of Malice - On George Bush BOUNCER.ZIP 9.2K 03/01/94 Messes With The Screen! Good Gag! BOYFRNDS.ARJ 1.6K 02/02/94 The 9 Types Of Boyfriends BUGRES.ZIP 3.1K 03/01/94 Bugs Eat Your Screen! CHAINLTR.ARJ 1.3K 02/02/94 The Toilet Chain Letter? CODEGEEK.ZIP 8.5K 02/02/94 The Code Geek v101 COMPOEM.ARJ 966 02/02/94 The Computer Poem COMTERM.ARJ 2.4K 02/02/94 Meanings Of Computer Terms CONSPIRA.ARJ 2.6K 02/02/94 Rules To Conspiracy Posting COOKIE.ARJ 1.3K 02/02/94 Reasons Why Cookie Dough Is... The resons why cookie dough is better than men...(For the record: I resent this one!!) COWS.ARJ 7.4K 02/02/94 The "Official" Guide To Identifying Cows CRAB.TXT 624 05/25/95 Ingredients Of "Immitation Crab." For thos who have always wanted to know what's in immitation crab. Finally, an answer! DARKSUCK.ARJ 2.3K 02/02/94 The Theory Of Dark Suckers DECEIVE.ZIP 11K 03/01/94 Use This When Your Boss Is Comming ... DL232.ARJ 2.5K 02/02/94 New Standard For Com Ports DOWNHOME.ARJ 1.3K 02/02/94 A Letter From Worried Mom To Her Son... DRAIN.ZIP 8.4K 03/01/94 Drains The Water Out Of Your Drive DRIP.ZIP 2.2K 03/01/94 Makes Things 'Drip' Right Off The Screen ELECTRON.ARJ 1.2K 02/02/94 Electron "Sex" EVAL.ARJ 1.5K 02/02/94 Employee Evaluation Form...Funny As Hell EXAM.ARJ 3.5K 02/02/94 A Final Examination! EYE.ZIP 17K 03/01/94 Make An Eye Follow You On The Screen! FACE.COM 3.6K 02/05/94 Makes Faces Bounce All Over Screen FACE.ZIP 2.6K 03/01/94 Puts Faces All Over The Screen FLIP.ZIP 1.0K 03/01/94 Flips Your Screen Upside Down! FUNNYDOS.ZIP 4.6K 03/01/94 A Funny DOS Substitute!! FUNWARE.ZIP 10K 03/01/94 A Collection Of Fake Error Messages GALFRNDS.ARJ 1.8K 02/02/94 The 9 Types Of Girlfriends GOTTI.ARJ 1.0K 02/02/94 John Gotti's 'Winning' Tax Hints GROUCHY.ARJ 13K 02/02/94 A Gob of Grouchy Quotes HANDLE.ARJ 4.7K 02/02/94 How To Pick Your Handle HCOMBUST.ARJ 3.2K 02/02/94 Article On Human Combustion...Heh!! HELPME.ZIP 7.6K 03/01/94 Computer WIll Scream For help HIT.ARJ 16K 02/07/94 Duck Smashes Computer! Great For Kids HOOSIER.ARJ 1.7K 02/02/94 How To Tell If You're A Hoosier HOTBOOT.ZIP 30K 03/01/94 Selection Of Gags To Play On People! INSULTS.ZIP 21K 03/01/94 Computer Gets Insulting Towards You INTOXIC.ARJ 2.6K 02/02/94 Life After Death...and Intoxication LAMBSKIN.ARJ 2.7K 02/02/94 A Females Guide To Condoms LETTER.ARJ 10K 02/02/94 The Best Of Letterman's Top 10 Lists LOTTO.ARJ 2.7K 02/02/94 A Short Story By Major Pec MANNERS.ARJ 52K 02/02/94 Pec's Manners For Rude People Series The Entire Collection Of Major Pec's "Manners For Rude People" Series! MEDTERMS.ARJ 1.0K 02/02/94 Definition Of Different Medical Terms MIRROR.ARJ 1.2K 02/07/94 Makes Screen Write Backwards MODEMS.ARJ 5.1K 02/02/94 Guide To Different Modems MONSTER.ZIP 2.1K 03/01/94 Makes A Monster Appear When 'M' Is Hit MOTHERS.ARJ 1.7K 02/02/94 A Mom's Complete Dictionary MURFSSEX.ARJ 2.6K 02/03/94 Murpy's Law On Sex MUTANT.ZIP 2.7K 03/01/94 Makes Weird Sounds! NOSNOOP.ARJ 37K 02/03/94 Really Funny Prank Program This puts a screen up luring people to mess with your system, then when they touch anything, a loud alarm will sound... PANIC.ZIP 9.3K 03/01/94 Gauranteed To Make ANYONE Panic :-) PCHUMOR.ARJ 1.8K 02/03/94 Funny Definitions Of Various Terms POLICY.ARJ 1.6K 02/03/94 A Hillarious Company Policy!! PURE400.ARJ 17K 02/03/94 The Purity Test PURITY1K.ARJ 24K 02/03/94 More Purity Tests (Good Luck!) QQ.ZIP 20K 03/01/94 Funny Quotes Appear On Screen REALPHK.ARJ 4.3K 02/03/94 Real Phreaks REALPRO.ARJ 2.0K 02/03/94 "Real" Programmers! REALSYSO.ARJ 1.7K 02/03/94 Real SysOps RELIGION.ARJ 1.0K 02/03/94 A Comparison Of Different Religions! RING.EXE 4.6K 02/05/94 Makes Computer Ring...Like A Phone RLPHREAK.ARJ 2.9K 02/03/94 Real Phreaks ROCKYTAG.ARJ 4.9K 02/03/94 Rocky Horror Picture Show Taglines RODNEY.ARJ 1.0K 02/03/94 Rodney Dangerfield Joes RUDEDOS.ZIP 26K 03/01/94 For Unattended Computers! Rude DOS... SCRNDBUG.ZIP 2.9K 03/01/94 Eats Your Whole Screen Up SHAKEIT.ZIP 7.6K 03/01/94 Shakes Screen Occasionaly SHITLIST.ARJ 2.6K 02/03/94 THE Shitlist!! SIGN.ARJ 695 02/03/94 A Sign For Your Computer SLAMTAGS.ARJ 4.1K 02/03/94 Collection Of Usefull "Slam" Taglines SLURVIAN.ARJ 2.5K 02/03/94 Phile On How Humans Slur Words... SOUND.ZIP 8.6K 03/01/94 Makes Various Sounds SPOCK.TXT 5.2K 02/05/94 The Night B4 Christmas as Told By Spock This is hella funny! The Night Before Christmas, but told by Spock From the orriginal Star Trek...so Tech. You'll laugh your ass off!! STOCKTON.LST 1.1K 02/05/94 Slogans For The City Of Stockton (Funny) TIMEC.ZIP 808 03/01/94 Injects C/R's Into The Buffer Often TRIP.COM 9.2K 02/05/94 This Will Piss Them Off For SURE!!! Put this in someone's AUTOEXEC.BAT and it changes colors all over like every 20-30 seconds you set that by adding a # after TRIP.COM like 2000 and it will change once in a while..really annoying! VIRSIM10.ZIP 22K 03/01/94 Simulates Viruses. Good For A Scare! WARGAMES.ARJ 4.5K 02/03/94 Waz Wargames Bullshit Or NOT? WARRANTY.ARJ 3.1K 02/03/94 A Warranty For Your Purchase WEIGHT.ARJ 1.2K 02/03/94 TRUE: This Man Got Di*k Stuck In Barbell WELFARE.ARJ 1.4K 02/03/94 Good Excuses To Get Welfare WHO.ARJ 1.1K 02/03/94 Do You Know Who?? WIFESPK.ARJ 1.5K 02/03/94 What She Says..and What It REALLY Means! WOMAN.ARJ 2.2K 02/03/94 Chemical Comp. Of A Woman: (All Makeup!) XXXBOOK.ARJ 73K 02/03/94 A Man Brags About His "Conquests"