Disk No: 1912                                                           
Disk Title: TV/VOAPUK and CrazyDos                                      
PC-SIG Version: S1                                                      
                                                                        
Program Title: TV/VOAPUK                                                
Author Version: 2.0                                                     
Author Registration: None.                                              
Special Requirements: TV requires CGA.                                  
                                                                        
Volapuk is a combination practical joke and look-busy program.  Start   
the mock debugger and your memory is seemingly reconfigured, your hard  
disk is diagnosed, and all errors are cleared from existence--in reality
the screen messages are the only things that are changing.  If this     
program were interactive, it would be menu-driven and very professional 
(it will fool any onlooker).                                            
                                                                        
TV simulates the late-night movie "War of the Ants" (thats where the    
screen ``fuzzes out'' after the national anthem).  Then, when you press 
a key, the loudspeaker is silenced and the random pattern turns into a  
beautiful person with the message "Dear User, I Love You."  In a few    
seconds the dreamgirl/dreamboy vanishes.  The War of the Ants continues.
Another keystroke takes you back to DOS.  The programs are self-testing 
against viruses for security.                                           
Program Title: CrazyDos                                                 
Author Version: 4.89Q                                                   
Author Registration: $10.00                                             
Special Requirements: None.                                             
                                                                        
A wisecrack response for every DOS command, for your own entertainment  
or a practical joke.  Dosı is a temporary "replacement" for DOS with    
some interesting responses to commands.  There are some alarming looking
"error messages," but don't worry, there are no aliens, molasses, or    
problems reading drive Q:.  All "system crashes" "Chinese keyboards"    
etc. are imaginary and temporary, and can be ended by a keypress in some
cases, or ENTER in others.  To exit Dosı you must tell your computer "I 
love you".                                                              
                                                                        
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