Disk No: 1736                                                           
Disk Title: Tommy's Insults                                             
PC-SIG Version: S1.1                                                    
                                                                        
Program Title: Tommy's Insult                                           
Author Version: 12/89                                                   
Author Registration: None.                                              
Special Requirements: None.                                             
                                                                        
"You Hare-Brained Import of Slimy Maggot Fodder!"  "You Premature Hamper
of Gummy Toe Jam!"  These are just a taste of the callous offenses you  
can view in INSULTS.  Aliens from another world have a favorite past tim
trading insults to gain friendship.  A rather odd premise, but also a   
rather odd program.  Although not a "player's" game, it does offer the  
user thousands of insults ranging from the gross to the absurd.         
                                                                        
While viewing, enjoy the many T.V. show tunes being played as well as   
other jingles.  Function keys allow you to change screen and border     
colors, while the space bar allows you to freeze the current insults on 
the screen, so you can write them down for future use on you friends.   
Also mentioned is the Covox Speech Thing, an external speaker unit, to  
speak the insults orally.                                               
                                                                        
I would not recommend INSULTS for the very young - some language is rate
PG-13.  Do not expect any interaction with this program.  You can add   
adverbs and adjectives to the "dictionary bank," but this is the only   
input you can have with the "game."  If you enjoy viewing obscure and   
ridiculous phrases then you will enjoy the program, if not - stay away  
from all unnecessary insults.                                           
                                                                        
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