"Fear is the mind-killer" - Bene Gesserit                             
"I think not!", said Descarte, and disappeared.                       
"Milhouse, we live in the age of cooties!"  - Bart Simpson            
"Oh bother" said Pooh, and called in an air strike.                   
"The abstract means nothing to me!" Rorschach                         
"When you pray for rain you've got to deal with the mud too." - Denzel
"Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again." - L. Long      
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)rab a stick and kill it                          
*Now* look what you made me do!                                       
.thgir dna tfel thiw melborp a evah I semitemoS                       
1024x768x256.... Sounds like one MEAN woman!                          
186,000/mps.  It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!                
2b | !2b - That is the question                                       
6.9999831538   You Don't Need to Know What's Inside.                  
667: Neighbor of the beast!                                           
:.::: ::..: ::.::.  :..:: This tag-line is in braille.                
<tap> <tap> <tap> Is this thing on?                                   
A TRUE addict can talk to the BBS *without* a modem!                  
A black hole is when the gods divide by zero...                       
A choice is always possible, even without any options.                
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.                    
ALZHEIMER.COM found . . . Out of . . . something . . . .              
Advice: what we ask for when we know the answer but wish we didn't    
Aftrlife.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate? (y/n)            
Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.                    
Alex, I'll take "Things Only I Know" for $200.                        
All stressed out, and no one to choke ...                             
And God said: E = mv - Ze/r and there was light.                   
And now... A Bowl Full of Salad ...er, I mean A SOULFUL BALLAD!       
And they all lived happily ever after.......                          
Anything that kills you makes you...well, dead.                       
At a nude wedding, everybody can see who the best man is              
Automatic disconnect completed.  Lock out user? (Y)                   
Backing Up Drive C: ...<beep>...<beep>...<beep>....                   
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic                             
Bad Dog! Don't chew the power cor!#$#$ NO TERRIER                     
Barney: Well known purple mutant eggplant from hell                   
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried                
Biochemists wear designer genes                                       
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.              
By VAPORWARE, Inc.  All rights reserved, world wide.          
C:\>chkdsk c: ... Formatting Track 0 Head 0                           
CATFOOD.EXE not found...Eat Microsoft mouse? (Y/N)                    
COMPUTER PROGRAMMER WANTED -- Some Assembly Required.                 
Chuck Forsberg has more chins than the Hong Kong phone book.          
Clap on (CLAP!CLAP!) clap off (CLAP!) NO CARRIER               
Climate is what you expect, weather is what you end up with.          
Computers are taking ov - Message lost: (A)bort only                 
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes                      
Conservative: Someone who reveres old, dead liberals                  
Cowboy Shakespeare: Hark!  What wind from yonder bovine breaks?       
Crowd Control, by General Panic.                                      
Curiosity?  Nah, I got THAT cat with the lawnmower.                   
DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND - the fault is with reality                   
DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"...                     
Democracy: the worship of jackals by jackasses. (Mencken)             
Disk Error: (A)bort (R)etry (S)ay Kaddish                             
Do TV evangelists do more than lay people?                            
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?                               
Do you have Freudian panties to go with that slip?                    
Documentation - The worst part of programming.                        
Dog For Sale:  Eats anything and is fond of children...               
Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it.                        
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.             
Drive D: does not exist.  Do you want to create it? (Y/N)             
E = MC.  Very good, Albert.  Next time, show your work.              
E-Mail is the graffiti of intellectuals ... sometimes.                
Eat right, get plenty of exercise, die anyway!                        
Error in REALITY.SYS, Run BIG_BANG.EXE (Y/N)?                         
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?                         
Every solution breeds new problems.                                   
Everything starts as somebody's daydream.                             
Experience: A name everyone gives to his mistakes.                    
Eye of Newt, Toe of Frog, and a side of fries, please.                
Farfignewton: n., from German, "ergonomic cookie"                     
File not found, I'll load something *I* think is interesting.         
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)                               
For a _real_ sponge cake, borrow all the ingredients...               
For comprehensive Hard Drive Recovery please see online documentation.
For more information send a self-abused stomped antelope to:          
Formatting C: 0%100%     
Friends are the family you choose.                                    
Fun with Greek #1: -Bits, -Max, -byte                              
Gay female spies: Lesbianage!                                         
Grow your own dope: plant a Republican.                               
Hand me that solar-powered flashlight...                              
Have you opressed your peasants today?                                
He who hesitates is last.                                             
He who laughs last didn't get the joke.                               
He who laughs last is probably your boss.                             
Help you out?  Certainly!  Which way did you come in?                 
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is the best defense.         
Hookt on foniks werkt for mee!                                        
How many of you believe in telekinesis?  Raise MY hand!               
How time flies, when you have a heap of problems.                     
I *CAN* Be Bought!                                                    
I am Barney of Borg: You will be assimilated 'cause I love you.       
I am Ed McMahon of Borg.  You may already be assimilated!             
I am Fudd of Borg.  Wesistance is usewess.                            
I am Pentium of Borg. You will be approximated.                       
I am Wakko of Borg: Heeeeeeellllllllooooooo Collective!               
I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you.                  
I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now!                             
I have the heart of a boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.             
I just got my DOS 6.22 upgrade and found a syringe in it              
I took the road less travelled and fell in a hole.                    
I want it all, I want it now, I want it delivered.  And gift-wrapped. 
I want to be a veterinarian, because I _love_ children!               
I want what money can't buy. More money.                              
I was on a roll, till I slipped on the butter.                        
I wasn't there, I didn't do it, and you can't prove it.               
I will finish what I sta                                              
I'd love to, but I feel a song coming on.                             
I'd love to, but I have to clean out the cat litter box.              
I'd love to, but I have to comb my eyelashes.                         
I'd love to, but I have to rotate my crops.                           
I'd love to, but I have to wash my hair.                              
I'd love to, but I promised I wouldn't.                               
I'd love to, but I think I hear my mother calling.                    
I'd love to, but my patent is pending.                                
I'd love to, but my subconcious says no.                              
I'm from the government.  I'm here to help you.                       
I'm not a programmer but I play one on TV....                         
I'm not ugly, I'm aesthetically challenged.                           
I'm sorry - my karma ran over your dogma.                             
If I've offended everyone, my efforts have been rewarded.             
If Windows sucked it would at least be good for something.            
If at first you don't succeed, *dont't* try skydiving!                
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on someone else.              
If at first you don't success, remove all evidence you tried.
If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft.                    
If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.        
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?                        
If you want it done right, forget Microsoft!                          
Ifyoucanreadthisyouspendtoomuchtimefiguringouttaglines.               
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.                   
Jewish boy to parents: "Mom, Dad...I think I'm goy."                  
Just My Opinion (But I'm Right!)                                      
Know thyself. If you need help, call the F.B.I.                       
Lead me not into temptation.  I can find it myself.                   
Luciano Pavarotti - The Mound of Music!                               
Mac error #3: Whoa, dude!  I don't know, I think it's broke.
Man that lightening sounds clo......NO CARRIER                        
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.                       
Mary had a little lamb.  Her obstetrician dropped dead.               
Mary had a little lamb.  With peas, potatoes and gravy.               
Misspelled?  Impossible.  My modem is error correcting.               
Money is always there but the pockets change.                         
Mozart: God's way of making the rest of us feel insignificant.        
My computer caught the Vivaldi virus. It's baroque now.               
My nipples explode with delight!                                      
My reality check just bounced.                                        
Nah, I just put my truss on backwards this morning.                   
Never feed your dog anything that clashes with the carpet             
Never get into fist fights with ugly people-they have nothing to lose.
Never miss a good chance to shut up and listen.                       
Never park your hard disk in a tow-away zone.                         
Never test for an error you don't know how to handle                  
New!  Gay Ken! (Lam jacket and pants sold seperately)                
New! Divorced Barbie - she comes with all of Ken's stuff!             
New! Lesbian Barbie! (4 wheel drive and Birkenstocks sold seperately) 
Nietzsche is pietzsche, Goethe is murder.                             
No this is *not* Jurassic Park, it's my back yard!                    
Nuns do it out of habit.                                              
Oh sure!  But what's the speed of dark?                               
On a clear disk you can seek forever                                  
Once again, Odo wins the Twister championship.                        
One atom bomb can ruin your whole day                                 
Originality is the art of concealing your source.                     
Oxymoron: Mutual Aversion.                                            
Oxymoron: Random organization                                         
Oxymoron: Unbiased opinion                                            
Pardon my driving; I'm trying to reload...                            
People say I'm indecisive.  Am I?  I'm not sure.                      
Photons have mass?  I didn't even know they were Catholic.            
Pi r.  Pi r?  Pi r not.  Pi r round.  Cornbread r                 
Please tell your cat that I am not a tree.                            
Politics is a promising profession                                    
Porky Pig of Borg: You will be assim-assim...absorbed!                
Portions of this message have been pre-recorded.                      
Power corrupts.  Absolute power is a lot of fun.                      
Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty.                
Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.            
Press Ctrl+Alt+Del to continue...                                     
Press every key to continue...                                        
RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory                                          
RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure!                            
REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot universe? (Y/N/Q)                      
Real friendship trancends all barriers.                               
Reality-ometer:  [\........]  Hmmph!  Thought so...                   
Ritz cracker found in drive A: Delete children? (Y/N)                 
Rotisserie: A Ferris wheel for chickens.                              
Shopping tip #3: Shoes are $.85 at bowling alleys.                    
So sorry to hear about your rectocranial inversion......              
Some people are afraid of heights, not me, I'm afraid of widths.      
Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.                
Support your local medical examiner--die strangely.                   
System Error #4: Windows found - Delete? (Y/Y)                        
Tag line thievery ... On the next Geraldo!                            
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.                                
Talking Barbie and the Pentium-90 agree!  "Math is hard!"             
Teaching a pig to sing wastes your time and annoys the pig.           
Thank you for not smirking.                                           
That is a two part question ...                                       
The Law of Paradigms:  Shift Happens.                                 
The best arguments for gay rights are their opponents.                
The first myth of management is that it exists.                       
The longer the title, the less important the job.                     
The members of one's family rarely grow up under the same roof.       
The moderator is always right; sometimes even more so!                
The moving cursor writes & having writ scrolls on.                    
The next thing to do is kill all the consultants!                     
The trouble with trouble is that it starts out as fun.                
The universe is all a spinoff of the Big Bang.                        
The world is coming to an end.  Please log off.                       
There is no problem without a gift for you in it's hands.             
There is no substitute for good manners - except fast reflexes.       
They're making a John Bobbitt TV movie!  It's a two parter.           
Thin Sysops - Myth or Mystery?  Next on Geraldo!                      
Things that go Bump on the Keyboard.                                  
This is Ridicule.  Abuse is down the hall on the left.                
This marks Logical End-Of-Message. Physical EOM follows.              
This message meets all 1998 federal safety guidelines.                
This message was brought to you by the letter "Q"                     
This message was written in front of a live studio audience.          
This tagline does not require Microsoft Windows.                      
This tagline intentionally left blank...                              
Those who can't create, imitate.                                      
Those who live by the sword should consider getting an Uzi.           
Time for culture -- Gone CHOPIN, BACH in a MINUET...                  
To err is human.  To blame others is politics.                        
To shoot a mime, do you use a silencer?                               
To_C || !To_C                                                         
Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore...                           
Trouble with grammar have I.  Mmmm, yes. - Yoda                       
Turn your 486 into an XT! Type WIN at the C:\ prompt.                 
Twisted mind? No...just bent in several strategic places.             
Two things I hate: People with bad memories, and.. I forget the other.
Variable Not Found - Formatting Hard Drive                            
What do you mean it crashed?  I wasn't even driving.                  
What do you mean my birth certificate expired?!                       
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?                   
What has four legs and an arm?     A happy pit bull.                  
What if we were our reflection's reflection?                          
What is meant to be will always find a way.                           
When all is said and done, usually more is said than done.            
When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws.             
Where are we going? And why am I in this hand basket?                 
Where's the ANY key?                                                  
Whips & Chains? Sorry, that's a hardware problem                      
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?                 
Why are morality police always self-appointed?                        
Windows:  An unrecoverable aquisition error.                          
Yeah, it's done.  Can't you hear the smoke alarm?                     
Yoda of Borg am I, assimilated you will be. hmmmmmmm...               
You NEVER want to shake hands with Mr. Electricity....                
You're sick and twisted.  I can respect that.                         
Your E-Mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage             
Your call will be ignored in the order it was received.               
zzksdfsdljjsifeeeezji GET OFF THE KEYBOARD STUPID CAT!!               
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