



Once there was a man named Juice, who went out on the loose. He found a
a butcher knife and was going after Rush Limbaugh but couldn't
beacuse of Bill Clinton and his health plan that made so much red tape, it
caused the juice to go nuts and start slashing his
best friend AC, but the tape wound around his legs and he accidentally cut
his hands so now he had failed in his mission to
kill the AC becuse it was getting too cold for him. He was placed in
Clintons Administration as Secratary of State. Then he
was kicked out of the job because Kato, his gardener, is an illegal alien
He was promoted to Vice-President then he went to Russia and
caused the Russians to launch all of their nuclear missles at us. The End
