Top bad pickup line for coders:

   "Hey babe, want to come back to my place and check out my collection of runtime libraries?"
   "Hey babe, did anyone ever tell you I have really big bandwidth?"
   "Hi there, let's you and me get together in front of a terminal and disassemble each other..."
   "Hi there, did anyone ever tell you you have really large...stacks?
   "Hi there...how about we play a little game...you can be the motherboard, and I'll interface with you..."
   "Hey babe, did you know I make love just as well as I make pointer arrays?"
   "Hey babe, how about you and I see how well we can multitask..."
   "Hey babe, want to come back to my place, and I'll do a little space invading?"

Top ways you know you're addicted to IRC:
   You start saying "/me" out loud
   You start calling rooms "channels"
   You start thinking of people as 'Fred@table7.cafeteria.org'
   You call people on IRC by their first names but forget who your sister is
   You start pinging people in the middle of a slow conversation
   Instead of whispering to people you "msg" them
   If you're having a bad conversation, you blame it on lag
   You begin all your DOS commands with '/' and wonder why they don't work
   You talk about your washing as being "online"

Top ways you know you're a computer addict:
   When someone reads a children's book, you think of 'c:\john\run'
   When you look at someone and they remind you of a smiley face
   When you go to write something, you tap the page with your fingers and wonder why no text appears
   When you think that sunrise is nature's way of telling you it's time for bed