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From: DPGP058 <DPGP058@MUSICA.MCGILL.CA>
Subject: RE: Erasure Loves Barney!
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Date: Wed, 21 Jul 1993 17:12:17 GMT

In article <22ib48INNek3@no-names.nerdc.ufl.edu> servo@maple.circa.ufl.edu (Tom Servo) writes:
>Dear Gerry,
> I am a scientist from New Zealand, and I have perfected the
>transpecies operation.  For a slight fee, I will preform this operation
>on you, for I feel that you have strong dino tendencies, and might
>be better off interacting w/society as a eight foot dinosaur.  Like
>anything, there are risks- the operation can only go one way- once
>you are dino-sized, there is no turning back.  The option is yours.
>Let me know your decision.

> Dr. Von Servo
>____________________________________________________

Well doc, this may open up a whole new future for me!  It's worth some
thought though.  How long is the process? That is from human to dino?
Will I be able to maintain my relationship with my girlfriend or will
she need an operation too?(another Baby Bop!)  Will I retain my voice
so that I could sing like Barney?  Humm, and how much will it cost me?
I don't have much money you see.

Barney, bigger than life!
Gerry

