
--- Taglines Seen Around the Nets

In need of a good reformatting.

A career is a job that takes about 20 more hours a week.

29A, the hexadecimal of the Beast.

Life would be much easier if I had the source code.

Love is grand, divorce is twenty grand.

She criticized my apartment, so I knocked her flat.

I played poker with tarot cards; got a flush and five people died.

Sir, sonar reports screw noises.

I'm not conceited, I just can't stand mortals.

SET DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment.

Electric chairs are period furniture; they end a sentence.

Oh, goody!  My Alludium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator!

Are the voices in my head bothering you?

But you thaid is was a pith helmet!

Recovering blonde.

My kid just beat up your honor student.

I need some duck tape.  My duck has a quack in it.

Is there a Lemon Law for Presidents too?

My BBS is baroque now.  Please call Bach later with your Handel.

She won't last forever, so why give her a diamond?

If you pull the wings off a fly, does it become a walk?

God is real, unless declared "integer."

All the world's a stage, but most of us are stage hands.

When you have sour cream every problem looks like a potato.

Come in, Beverly, and I'll show you a real Picard maneuver.

But you can't let her drive!  She's legally blonde!

If I want your opinion, I'll read your entrails.

The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only heavier.

"I'm a lawyer."  "Honest?"  "No, the usual kind."

Is this yours?  Your dog left it on my lawn.

I fought the lawn and the lawn won.

In God we trust, all others we voice verify.

WARNING: No user serviceable characters in this tagline.

Southern DOS:  Y'all reckon? (Yep/nope)

A crucifix?  Oy vey, have you got the wrong vampire!

I practice safe eating...I use condiments.

I am Dangerfield of Borg.  Respect is irrelevant.

Beam me up Scotty!  The liberals have taken over!

Sensors identify the creatures as "scrubbing bubbles."

{ed. note:  This may have been funnier before one of my
            proof-readers spotted a typo:}

Senors identify the creatures as "scrubbing bubbles."

{her question was: "Is this supposed to be a Spanish tagline?"}
