
DaffyNition Taglines (M-Z)
compiled by Rob Nykvist (Theodore, AL)

MAD:  Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence...

Maintenance-free:  When it breaks, it can't be fixed...

Maniac:  An early computer built by nuts...

Marriage:  A sentence, not a word...

Marriage:  The mourning after the knot before...

Masturbation:  The human version of AUTOEXEC...BAT

Medical Staff:  Doctor's cane...

Memory dump:  Amnesia...

Microwave:  Signal from a friendly micro...

Microwave:  Wave from a midget...

Minor Operation:  Coal digging...

Misfortune:  The kind of fortune that never misses...

Mistress:  Something between a mister and a mattress...

Mixed Doubles:  Renee Richard and Martina Navratolova...

Mobile:  [Mo-BEEL'] -n...  Cultural center of the Universe...

Modem:  How a Southerner asks for seconds...

Mondays:  The potholes in the road of life...

Morbid:  Higher offer...

Multitasking:  Screwing up several things at once...

Newsflash:  Headless body found in topless bar...

Nitrate:  Cheaper than a day rate...

Node:  Was aware of...

Nostalgia:  The good old days multiplied by a bad memory...

Nymphomaniac:  A girl that can only count up to sex...

Organic:  Musical...

Outpatient:  Person who has fainted...

Oxymoron:   One who has used too much acne goo...

Papsmear:  Fatherhood test...

Paranoia:  Believing this tagline is written about you...

Parking lot:  A place where arguments start from scratch...

Parking space:  An area that vanishes as you make a U-Turn...

PEBKAC:  Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair...

Pedestrian:  Someone who found a place to park...

Pelvis:  Cousin of Elvis...

Perot:  (A)bort  (Q)uit  (E)nd  (T)erminate...

Pessimist:  An optimist with experience...

PETA:  People for the Eating of Tasty Animals...

Peter Pan:  A washbasin in a house of ill repute...

Petting:  A study in anatomy in braille...

Pickle:  A cucumber soured by a jarring experience...

Postoperative:  Letter carrier...

Procastinator:  A fishing expert, gifted at casting lures...

Prostate:  Flat on your back...

Protein:  In favor of young people...

Prune Juice:  The breakfast for Runers...

Psychoceramics:  The study of Crackpots...

Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something...

Purring:  Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness...

Purrpetual:  Everlasting love for domesticated felines...

Purrpetual motion:  A kitty playing...

Purrson:  A male kitty...

Purrverse:  Poem about a strange kitty...

Pussability:  A surprised kitty's "BOING..."

Pussy Whip:  The dessert topping for cats...

Recovery Room:  Place to do upholestry...

Rectum:  Dang near killed him...

Redundancy:  An air bag in a politician's car...

Rheumatic:  Amourous...

Rubber band:  Flexible musicians...

Secretion:  Hiding something...

Seizure:  Roman emperor...

Semiconductor:  Part-time band leader...

Serology:  Study of knighthood...

Sit In:  When you sit down to stand up for your rights...

Skydiver:  A guy whose talks fall flat...

Soviet spy-dancer:  A ballet ruse...

Stack Error:  Lost on a cluttered desk...

Stack Overflow:  Too many pancakes...

Tablet:  A small table...

Elephone:  How elephants call home...

Terminal glare:  A look that kills...

Terminal Illness:  Getting sick at the airport...

Terror:  A female Klingon with PMS...

Three stages of Sex:  Tri Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly...

Trojan:  Storage device for replicating codes...

Tumor:  More than one...

Urine:  Opposite of "You're Out..."

Valorus:  Large animal vit tusks; lives in vater...

Varicose:  Near by...

Varicose Veins:  Veins very close to each other...

Vein:  Conceited...

Wedding rings: The world's smallest handcuffs...

WOMEN.ZIP:  A great program, but it doesn't come with
            documentation... 

WOMAN.ZIP:  Great Shareware, but be careful of viruses...

ZMODEM:  Big bits, Soft blocks, Tighter ASCII...                {RAH}
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Said by my girlfriend just prior to her vacation to Mexico:

         "I Have to be careful what I drink down there
            because they have orgasms in the water."

Forget Spring Water, let's bottle some Mexican water.

submitted by: Christopher Boerma <cboerm48@Calvin.EDU>
