DaffyNition Taglines (H-L)
compiled by Rob Nykvist (Theodore, AL.)

Hangnail:  Coat hook...

Harpist:  A plucky musician...

Hex dump:  Where witches put used curses...

High Colonic:  Jewish religious holiday...

Ignorance:  When you don't know something and someone finds out...

Impotent:  Distinguished; well known...

Incest:  The theory of relativity...

Irony:  Millie Vanilli on a Karaoke machine...

Junk:  Something you need the day after you throw it away...

King James:  A biblical hacker...  (Off with their heads...)

Kissing:  Putting your honey where your mouth is...

Knapsack:  A sleeping bag...

Labor Pain:  Getting hurt at work...

Lawyers:  n...  The larval stage of politicians...

Lefties:  The only people in their right minds...

Liberal:  Too poor to be a capitalist, too rich to be a Communist...

Life:  A terminal, sexually transmitted disease...

Light year:  A regular year with less calories...

Lizzy Borden:  The original hacker...

Logic:   The art of being wrong with confidence...

LORD:  Let Oral Roberts Die...

Love of Money:  The root of all EVIL...

LSD:  Virtual reality without the expensive hardware...         {RAH}
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Sound Byte:

   Q:  Why don't the British build computers?

   A:  Because they can't figure out how to make them leak oil!
