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                        Ode to a Mammogram                                [80C
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                  For years 'n years they told me,                        [80C
                    "Be careful of your breasts.                          [80C
                  Don't ever squeeze or bruise them,                      [80C
                    And give them monthly tests."                         [80C
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                  So I heeded all their warnings                          [80C
                    And protected them by law....                         [80C
                  Guarded them very carefully,                            [80C
                    And always wore a bra.                                [80C
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                  After thirty years of careful care,                     [80C
                    The doctor found a lump.                              [80C
                  He ordered up a mammogram                               [80C
                    To look inside that clump.                            [80C
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                  "Stand up very close," she said,                        [80C
                     As she put my tit in line,                           [80C
                  "And tell me when it hurts," she said,                  [80C
                    "Ah yes!  There that's fine."                         [80C
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                  She stepped on a pedal....                              [80C
                    I could not believe my eyes!                          [80C
                  A plastic plate was pressing down....                   [80C
                    My boob was in a vise!!                               [80C
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                  My skin was being strained and stretched                [80C
                    From way up by my chin.                               [80C
                  And my poor tit was being squashed                      [80C
                    To Swedish pancake thin.                              [80C
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                  Excruciating pain I felt,                               [80C
                    Within its' vise-like grip.                           [80C
                  An prisoner in this vicious thing,                      [80C
                    My poor defenseless tit!!                             [80C
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                  "Take a deep breath," she said to me.                   [80C
                     Who does she think she's kidding?                    [80C
                  My chest is smashed in here machine,                    [80C
                    I can't breathe and woozy I am getting.               [80C
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                  "There, that was good," I hear her say                  [80C
                     As the room was slowly swaying.                      [80C
                  "Now let's get the other one.                           [80C
                     "Lord, have mercy," I was praying.                   [80C
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                  It squeezed me from the up and down.                    [80C
                    It squeezed me from both sides.                       [80C
                  I'll bet she's never had this done,                     [80C
                    To her tender little hide!                            [80C
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                  If I had no problem when I came in,                     [80C
                    I surely have one now...                              [80C
                  If there had been a cyst in there,                      [80C
                    It would have popped...Ker-Pow!!                      [80C
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                  This machine was made by man,                           [80C
                    Of this I have not doubt....                          [80C
                  I'd like to get his balls in there,                     [80C
                    For months he'd go "without"!                         [80C
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