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:-)     Smiling, happy face; don't take me too
        seriously.

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~4
B-)     Smiling, happy face; don't take me too
        seriously, wearing glasses or sun-
        glasses.

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~6
8-)     Smiling, happy face; don't take me too
        seriously.  Used to denote wide-eyed
        look.

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         " A Bee in the Carrot Patch "

~8
#:-)    Done by someone with sort of matted
        hair.

~9
        :-(     Sad or angry face.

~10
  "Bill" the cat.

                      /|
                   \`o.O'
                   =(___)=
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                ACK!! PHPHBT!!

~11
@=      Flame about nuclear war, power or
        weapons follows (mushroom cloud).

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               /0 0  ---- |----    /---\
              |0 o 0 ----|| - \ --|      \
               \0_0/____/ |    |  |\      \
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  Bang! Bang!                       |       \
                                    |         \
                                   |__________|

~13
;-)     Winking happy face (something said
        tongue-in-cheek).

~14
                          (__)
                          (\/)
                   /-------\/
                  / | 666 ||
                 *  ||----||
                    ~~    ~~
                  Satanic cow

~15
:-P     Tongue stuck out.

:-b     Tongue stuck out on the other side.

~16
    Gotta' go.

                      o__
                     _.>/)_
                    (_) \(_)

~17
:-D     Wider happy face (or mouth open too
        much).

~18
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~19
  :-o     "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill).

~20
#:-o     "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill with
         hair).

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              _.-^^          -~_
           _--                  --_
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~22
(:-)    Messages dealing with bicycle helmets.

~23
           <:-)    Dumb questions.

~24
oo      "Somebody's head-lights are on"
        messages.

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O>-<|=  Messages of interest to women.

~27
;-)     Wink ( take this message with a grain
        of salt).

~28
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  /               \       /           \
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  \_______________/      !              \____
        ! _ !            !                  !
        / _)!  Strike    !               ___!
       / /__!    A key   !              /
 ____/ (____)  When      !             /
       (____)    Ready!   \___________/
 ____  (____)                  /  \
     \_(____)  [][][][][][][]__!  !________
        !  !  /                            \__
        \__/  \____________________________/  \
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           |-(     Late night messages.

~30
:^)     Messages teasing people about their
        noses.

~31
         ___ (o)-___        ___-(o) ___
        ////\_|_/\\\\      ////\_|_/\\\\
            , | ,              , | ,
             '|`     Birds      '|`

~32
:-{#}   Messages teasing people about their
        braces.

~33
(:-#    Message concerning something that
        shouldn't have been said...

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Way       _-~~#####//      \\#####~~-_
Ugly!   _#########// (    ) \\#########_
       -#########//  :\^^/:  \\#########-
     _~#########//   (@::@)   \\#########~_
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" :/  V    "  V  \#\: :  : :/#/  V   "    V  \:"
  "   "       "   \ : :  : : /   "        "   "
~35
(:-$    Message indicating person is ill...

~36
(:-&    Message indicating person is angry...

~37
                 (:-*    Kiss...

~38
(:-(    Message indicating person is VERY sad...

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                      Piano
~40
(:^(    Message concerning people with broken
        noses.

~41
(:<)    Message concerning blabber mouths.

~42
:-(=)   Message about people with big teeth.

~43
         ______________   _____/--\_____
         \_______   ___) (_____ _ ______)
              ___| |_______/  /_  --
              \                |=(-
               \---------------'

                   Enterprise
~44
&:-)    Message from a person with curly hair.

~45
@:-)    Message from a person with wavy hair.

~46
?-(     Message about people with a black eye.

~47
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          | |   oo   | |
          | | \    / | |
           ~/\ ~~~~ / /~
           /  \^^^/ /
         /        /   -- Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
       /        /
     /        /

~48
       *:*     Message about fuzzy things.

~49
*:**    Message about fuzzy people with a fuzzy
        mustache.

~50
%-)     Message about people with broken
        glasses.

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                              /
                            / /
                          / /
                       ==|----
                       == \ \
                       ==   \ \
                       ==     \
                       ==
                     [][][]

      I don't know what this thing does,
      but it's pointing in your direction.

~52
      +<:-|   Message from a monk/nun...

~53
                          (__)
                          (00)
                   /-------\/
                  / |     ||
                 *  ||----||
                    ~~    ~~
        This cow drank too much coffee.

~54
(:-D    Message concerning another blabber
        mouth...

~55
                        _
                       (_)
Welcome to the              /^\       /^\
   Forest.       /|\       /   \/\   / | \
                //|\\ /\  / |   \ \ / /|\ \
        /\     ///|\\\  \/ /|\   \ \ / | \ \
       /  \___////|\\\\ / //|\\   \ \ /|\ \ \
     _/_   \_/////|\\\\\ ///|\\\  _\_\_|_______
 _________________|_________|________________

~56
            (:-|K-  Formal message.

~57
       @%&$%&  You know what that means...

~58
         ||*(    Handshake offered.
         ||*)    Handshake accepted.

~59
              //-^-\\
       ____---=======---____
   ====___\   /.. ..\   /___====
 //        ---\__O__/---        \\ Enterprise--
 \_\                           /_/ Surrender or
                                   we'll send
Klingons--Surrender or we'll       back the *&^$
beam over Ensign Crusher!          Tribbles!!!

~60
  <&&>    Message concerning rubber chickens.

~61
>< ><   Message about/to someone wearing
        argyle socks.

~62
                          (__)
                          (**)
                   /-------\/
                  / |     ||
                 *  ||----||
                    ~~    ~~
                  Cow in love

~63
        2B|^2B  Message about Shakespeare.

~64
             (-_-)   Secret smile.

~65
         <{:-)}  Message in a bottle...

~66
                       _
                     /   \
                    |     |
                 /^\ \ _ / /^\
               / /^\\ . . //^\ \
              / //^\(( _ ))/^\\ \
              //    <  "  >    \\

                    Spider!

~67
     <:-)<<| Message from a space rocket...

~68
       (:-...  Heart-breaking message...

~69
    <<<<(:-) Message from a hat sales-man...

~70
                    \\\!///
                     _   _
                   ( Q   Q )
         ---,,,,-------U-------,,,,---

                      Hi!

~71
           (O--<   A fishy message...

~72
       (8-)    Message from a four-eye...

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+ .      .    .          .           .    .   .
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~74
    (:>-<   Message from a thief: hands up!

~75
        <I==I)  A message on four wheels

~76
                          (__)
                          ($$)
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                 *  ||----||
                    ~~    ~~
             This cow is a Yuppie


~77
       :^{     User wears a mustache.

~78
      {       User is Alfred Hitchcock.

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~80
            @>--->----     A rose.

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                          (__)
                          (zz)
                   /-------\/
                  / |     ||
                 *  ||----||
                    ~~    ~~
                 Sleeping Cow.

~82
        {0-)    Message from cyclops...

~83
      tweet...         _
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                     (o|o)
                    (  ^  )
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