Astrotit was written by Jon Wesener and Jim Hunter over the course
   of 2 years, in their spare time.  The origional idea came when they
   were getting very messed up and started bitching about how there
   wasn't very many good games for the IBM PC.  That and how conservative
   the times seem to be forced ASTROTIT into being.

   Some notes about the game that you won't find in the help screens follows:

 Extra keypad defs:
   P,p   : Used to slow and speed up the game.  If you're
         running an AT, hit the capital P MANY times until
         the game slows down to playable.  The little p
         will speed up the game, but I don't recommend it.
         You can hit too many and the game will run jerkily
         along, sort of sputtering along.
   D,d   : related to the P-keys.  The d keys inc and dec
         a counter which relates to the jerky movement of the
         objects falling from the sky.  How it works is more
         than I want to explain, so play with them at your
         own will.
      

   List of Objects in the game:
      AstroTits,
      Bibles (Straight from the South), 
      Bouncing Birth-Control Pills, 
      Heat-seeking Dildo missiles,
      Condom packages (for Safe-Sexual warfare),
      Vitamin-E bottles (even though it's just a myth),
      AIDS virii (truly an 80's touch),
      and the
      Hamster with a veangeance 
         (If you don't understand why a hamster, ask your
         friends...(or net.motss))

   Lastly, there are t-shirts available carrying the Rudeware logo
   on the back and an Astrotit design on the front.

      Sizes s,m,l,xl at $10 + 2$ postage and handling each.

      Make checks payable to Jim Hunter:

                       Jim Hunter
                       P.O. Box 823
                       Madison, WI  53701
   
   Oh, yeah.  This program is dedicated to all the people who have
   donated software to the Public Domain, Yeah!!!.

                                              Jon Wesener
                                              Madtown, WI
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