Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.  Void
where prohibited.  Some assembly required.  List each check separately by bank
number.  Batteries not included.  Contents may settle during shipment.  Use
only as directed.  No other warranty expressed or implied.  Do not use while
operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.  Postage will be paid by
addressee.  Subject to CAB approval.  This is not an offer to sell securities. 
Apply only to affected area.  May be too intense for some viewers.  See store
manager for further details.  Do not stamp.  Use other side for additional
listings.  For recreational use only.  Do not disturb.  All models over 18
years of age.  If condition persists, consult your physician.  No
user-serviceable parts inside.  Freshest if eaten before date on carton. 
Subject to change without notice.  Times approximate.  Simulated picture.  No
postage necessary if mailed in the United States.  Breaking seal constitutes
your acceptance of agreement.  For off-road use only.  As seen on TV.  One size
fits all.  Many suitcases look alike.  Contains a substantial amount of
non-tobacco ingredients.  Colors may, in time, fade.  We have sent the forms
which seem to be right for you.  Slippery when wet.  For official use only. 
Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.  Drop in any mailbox.  Edited for
television.  Keep cool; process promptly.  Post office will not deliver without
postage.  List was current at time of printing.  Return to sender, no
forwarding order on file, unable to forward.  Not responsible for direct,
indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error,
or failure to perform.  At participating locations only.  Not the Beatles. 
Penalty for private use.  See label for sequence.  Substantial penalty for
early withdrawal.  Do not write below this line.  Falling rock. Penalty for
private use, $300.  Lost ticket pays maximum rate.  Your canceled check is your
receipt.  Add toner.  Place stamp here.  Avoid contact with skin.
Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign
here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have
been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to
insure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this
engagement. No purchase necessary. Processed at location stamped in code at top
of carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Keep away from fire or flame.
Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two or more. Check
here if tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not
include taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for children. Prerecorded for
this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol,
dogs, or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package,
not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First pull up, then pull
down. Call toll free before digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the
trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only.
Record additional transactions on back of previous stub. Do not fold, spindle
or mutilate. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. 25 city, 35 highway.
Your mileage may vary.

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