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What's left from a Rectral/Crainalectomy?  A Lawyer!
Correct in Thought, Statement, or Action....TRUE!!
Macintosh... The Most Expensive Paperweight...
Do not believe in miracles.  Rely on them.
THE RAPTURE!....THE ULTIMATE UPLOAD!!!
Money is truth, if he speaks of his honor, ask for cash.
At one time dinosaurs were the standard - ZIP that, He, He.
Our Father UART in heaven. . .
Do files get embarrassed being unZIPped?
I'm joining the Procrastinators Club - soon I guess..
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic  <Grin>.
hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
God is Love * Love is Blind * Then what is Ray Charles???
Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch!
There are only 44 sounds in the English language?
Our Father UART in heaven; I/O'd be thy name.
The human mind treats a new idea like a disease!
Committee: Life form with six or more legs, and no brain.
Feet Smell?  Nose Run?  Hey Man, you're upside down!
Money talks - mine always says "goodbye"!
Never park your hard disk in a tow-away zone.
Save the Whales!!!  Collect the whole set!
Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a ....
A man isn't old till regrets replace dreams.
They say I'm lazy, but it takes all of my time!
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.
Fragile. Handle it like the Post Office does!
A penny saved is a Congressional oversight.
Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
You must be mistaking me for someone who knows.
The unlabeled disk?  Hell, they're ALL unlabeled!
Damn this hobby is expensive!
Pronoun: a noun that lost its amateur status.
Gun Control: Keep muzzle pointed at target.
Nothing is so useless as a general maxim.
Never Argue With a Skunk, Mule, Woman or a SysOp!
Allways sit with your back to a wall.
Subdirectories? My  HD didn't come with those.
Now about that bridge you sold me...
They're just trying to make me LOOK paranoid!
Help others, but don't dare ask them for help.
Did you hug a porcupine today?
Real programmers don't change light bulbs.
Most people reason dramatically, not quantitatively.
Have a nice day, and a better tomorrow!
You work all night and you play all day..
Turn N. NE. E. SE. S. SW. W. NW. N. NE. E. Toss cookies.
Old Musicians never die, they just decompose.
Minds & parachutes only function properly when open.
Ask for no help, and have no debts to pay!
Elephant: Mouse built to Government specs!
The future is just like the present, only longer.
No matter where you go - there you are.
Junk software doesn't require MNP modem transfer.
Computers: A masochist's dream machine.
You can be sincere, and still be stupid.
Success is a matter of luck.  Ask any failure.
My Mother Had morning sickness after I was born.
Programmers do it with a Hard Drive!
If I was a plastic surgeon, I'd pick my nose.
Dogs crawl under gates, software under Windows.
Never let an inanimate object defeat you...
Penicillin...for the man who has everything!
If you want it done right do it yourself!
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
He who dies with the most toys is still DEAD!
Have you hugged an electric fence today?
Organization is the enemy of improvisation....
I am not young enough to know everything anymore.
No one is a failure who is enjoying life.
"Hex Dump" - Where Witches put used Curses?
My Foot!!!! My Foot!!!!!!! Uhhhhh Never mind, I found it.
ERROR LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER. <Grin>.
That light at the end of the tunnel is a train....
Never try to outstubborn a cat.
That's my excuse. What is YOURS????
You've been smoking that STUFF again right?
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
Most "scientists" are bottle washers and button sorters.
Hire a teenager while they still know it all.
We all live in a yellow subroutine.
Lead me not to temptation, I can find it myself!
What the heck happened here??!!
Cannibals aren't vegetarian; they're humanitarian.
It used to be so easy...
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
The polls show 8 out of 5 schizophrenics agree!
And God said: E = mv - Ze/r ...and there *WAS* light!
Taxes are never levied for the benefit of the taxed.
You live and you learn. Or you don't live long.
Don't try to have the last word. You might get it.
A poet who reads you his verse, has other nasty habits.
Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.
Death is when God drops carrier on you.
If you ignore history, you have no past--and no future.
I came, I saw, she conquered", Original Latin was garbled.
Hard Work never killed anyone, so why chance it?
You don't need a big ____ if you drive a Mercedes.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
When in doubt, use a bigger hammer.
I multitask... I read in the bathroom!
If you don't think women are explosive, drop one!!!
I Miss My Ex-Wife, But My Aim Is Improving!
Televangelist, lovely work if you can stomach it.
Welcome to the edge of limitation.
I gave up booze and women and found I don't need to work!
Gravity doesn't exist: the earth sucks.
There`s at least one fool in every married couple.
15% think they think.  80% would rather die than think.
Too bad that stupidity isn't a crime...
ON ERROR GOTO blamesomeoneelse;
Nothing can be made foolproof, as fools are so ingenious.
Beatings will continue until morale improves.
Microsoft?  Little mushy things?
A day too late and a dollar too short...reality.
I'll try anything once too often.
Is there an echo in here...here...here...here...
It's a JOKE - Like the funny kind, only different.
If it works, it must be obsolete...
If I save time, when do I get it back?
If you can't tie good knots... tie many.
I'd go on welfare, but I'd be in a higher tax bracket!!
Computers can never replace human stupidity.
I'm not tense, just terribly A*L*E*R*T!!!
ERROR finding REALITY.SYS - Operator Halted.
Jet engine theory:  Suck, squeeze, bang, blow...
Please God, give me patience -- and hurry!
5 Hard is better than 3 Floppy....
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.
Feel lucky????  Update your software!
WOMAN.ZIP....Great program, no documentation!
BEER - Not just for breakfast anymore!!
Psychic Convention cancelled due to unforeseen problems.
I'm user friendly, I don't byte -- I nybble.
Every day is starting to look like Monday ...
When things go wrong, don't go with them.
An optimist is a guy without much experience.
Of all the things I've lost....I miss my mind the most.
Abstain from wine, women, and song:           Mostly song.
The smartest people have made the most mistakes!
Find out what you do not do well and DON'T DO IT DUMMY!
Fatal Error Using Mouse. Please bury/replace.
The glorious results of a misspent youth!
Me, indecisive?  I'm not so sure about that.
Status Quo--Latin for the mess we are in...
Democracy is not a spectator sport...
Who beta tested Preparations A-G?  And why?
As easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950....
Youth is a gift of nature...Middle age is a work of art!
By all means, let's not confuse ourselves by the facts.
What language is this program written in...?   Profanity!
What we need are Scratch N Sniff programs!
Hungry? Out of work? EAT YOUR FOREIGN CAR!!!
If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast!
Send Monopoly Money to your Favorite TV Evangelist.
Ok, think you're so smart?  Set your VCR clock!
The older I get the better I used to be.
Want a natural perm?  Get hit by lightening.
Misspelled?  Impossible.  My modem is error correcting.
I never talked to or touched Anita Hill.
Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Greed. God, how I love Congress...
Seven days of sex makes one weak!
Sexual harassment won't be reported, but it will be graded.
The best defense against logic is ignorance.
Ooooops!  What was the big red button for???!
Pi R squared. Noo!  Pie R round, cornbread R square!
I'm into inexpensive excitement ...
When you don't enforce laws, write more!
CRIME CONTROL: Fire a warning shot into his HEART!
I'm so far behind, I think I'm in FIRST PLACE!
Just reach into the computer & feel the power!
Brain dump....chkbrain /f before proceeding!
If revenge is cold, is altruisim hot?  Hmmm......
The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion.
Hello help line? Anyone there?....click BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ......
But I Did Read The Docs,....I Just Didn't Understand Them.
In politics stupidity is not a handicap.
Prunes give you a run for your money.
A mistake is proof that someone tried anyhow.
Reward for a job well done: more work.
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
Complaints? Dial 1-900-CRY-BABY. ($349/min)
If you can't make it good, make it expensive.
Talk is cheap... till you hire a lawyer.
I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!
Throw it away and you will need it next day.
Death is life's answer to the question 'Why?'
No amount of planning will replace dumb luck.
EXACTLY how does it "not work"?
Faster Hosses, Younger Wimmen, Older Whisky, More MIPS
The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut.
Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally!
When you're in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut!
50 states, and I had to pick this one...
STATE-OF-THE-ART -- a Latin term meaning "expensive"
Mickey Mouse wears a Dan Quayle wristwatch.
No, I didn't steal it. I, uh, FOUND it! (yeah, that's it)..
German word for constipation...Farfrompoopin!
The scenery only changes for the lead dog.
Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN!
Mary had a little lamb.  The doctor was surprised.
How do I set my laser printer to "stun"?
Crime does not pay ... as well as politics.
As confused as a termite in a yo-yo.....
Written from a remote outpost in Purgatory.
At the prompt, remove disk, spit on it, then retry.
A cynic is just a disillusioned optimist.
Resistance Is Useless!   (If < 1 ohm)
Sex isn't dirty.....unless your doing it right!
Nadie tiene ms imaginacin que la realidad.
Old age and treachery outdoes youth and skill.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do!
Bring order to your life, use random numbers.
Do vegetarians avoid animal crackers?
I know so little, but I know it fluently...
Babies are God's opinion that the world exists.
CONTROVERSY: Collision of two trains of thought.
Oh hell!  My mood ring just exploded!
Can you take me back where I came from............
A motion to adjourn is always in order.
Monastary: A home for unmarried Fathers..
The copying ain't over till the FAT table SINGS!
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
Don't ask me...  I just work here!
WHY is everything SO complicated?
Next time you wave, use ALL of your fingers!!
Wise men make proverbs but fools repeat them.
8 of of 10 people suffer hemorrhoids. Two enjoy them.
Getting to work on time makes for a long day!
Just What Part Of The Chicken Is The McNugget?
Please Insert Your Comments Here -> <-
If It Don't Work, Get A Hammer And Beat On It!
Took an hour to bury the cat. Silly thing kept moving.
Don't try to stem the tide; just move the beach.
What has four legs and an arm?  A happy Pit Bull.
AIDS kills...No love without the glove.
Either follow, lead, or get out of the way.
Unable to open LEVI.ZIP.   Continue job? (Y/N)
Computer Hangover?  How Do You Spell Relief?
Keeping the peace through high-tech intimidation.
I idiot-proof my programs, but along comes a bigger idiot.
Don't ask me--I'm making this up as I go!
I see that your second lobotomy finally took hold.
Lettuce isn't food, it's what food EATS!
My brain is dynamic - please refresh my memory.
This day has been one long fizzle from beginning to end.
Anything Not Worth Doing is Not Worth Doing Well.
In plumbing, a straight flush is better than a full house.
EAGLES May Soar, But Weasles Arn't Sucked Into Jets.
(A)bort (R)etry (S)mack the stupid thing...
Never let fear or common sense stop you from DOING it!
Profanity Is The Language Programmers Know Best!
I've tried relaxing, but I feel more comfortable tense.
I haven't lost my mind, its backed up on tape.
Programmer Failure #1523 - Daylight In 10..9..8....
No more sick days?  Call in dead.
Multitask: Screw up several things at once!
Too much of a good thing is wonderful! <Mae West>
Wench: What you use to turn the head of a dolt.
The one who dies w/the most ShareWare wins!
Alfred E. Nueman Tawt me everything I Know.
Streakers repent!    Your end is in sight....
Life is anything that dies when you stomp it.
Left brain failure; (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore..
Am I at Wits End, Or just stuck in my chair?
Women are like fires;  They go out if left unattended..
Earn extra cash in your spare time... Blackmail a friend!
What I used to do all night, now takes me all night to do.
I feel like the morning after.. but I had no night before.
I refuse a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Chicken heads are the chief food of captive alligators.
Gravity:  Not just a good idea, it's the law!
WARNING: I Operate On A Few Fries Short Of A Happy Meal!
Mouse Drivers---VERY small chauffeurs!
11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's 486Dx2....
Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart.
I just finished my thesis on plagiarism.
I may be Dumb but I'm not Stupid......
Now, WHERE did you say my disk drove?
Stand back!  I don't know how big this thing get.
Standards?  What standards?  Whose standards?  BULL****!
Doc's?  Aren't Those Just File Stuffers?
Wanted:  Hardware that lives up to it's reputation.
א sw  , א 業vs, d v׭g!
There is more to life than increasing its speed.
Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.
There's One Thing I've Learned..Ahh I forgot...
There's No Way Out of HERE!
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
Sometimes you feel like a bug, sometimes a windshield.
Conservative (n):  Liberal who has been mugged.
Are you a Deadhead, or a colorful slob?
You Can't Fall Off The Floor.
Junk - stuff we throw away.  Stuff - junk we keep.
I Bought This Thing, How Come I Have To Feed It?
The world was a perfect place, then came eve.
I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food!
Maytag is my middle name;  I'm an agitator...
Living with saints is harder than being one.
Advanced College Computing 101: On / OFF Switch?
Don't wanna go to bed, wanna bang on keyboard.
Do I smoke after sex?   Dunno - I never looked!
But Honey, you NEED VGA for Dbase management!
Everyone in the room was there.
Once I tried snorting Coke... Still prefer Pepsi!
You go to heaven... GOD sneezes... What do you say?
Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion.
Shareware it only works if you pay.
Friendship is a rainbow between two people.
REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot universe? (Y/N/Q)
When you're out of COORS, tough SCHLITZ!
I Only Open My Mouth To Change My Feet.
Why should I add to my troubles by facing reality?
Smile!  It can only get better.....        NOT....
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
I almost saw Elvis - then my shovel broke.
Criminal lawyer.  Isn't that redundant?
Death:  to stop sinning suddenly.
A single fact can ruin a good argument everytime!
Friends come and friends go, but enemies accumulate.
Miss Hill, is that a pubic hair on my keyboard ?
All cats are not gray after midnight. Endless variety---
For once I'm at a loss for words.  Mark down the date!
Old bakers never die, they just quit making doug.
I'm happiest when someone else is doing the cooking.
In God we trust, Congressman pay CASH !!!
Another day's comming!  Abort!  Abort!  Oh noooo....
Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
If all is not lost, then where is it?
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!
Are we having fun yet?
I didn't do it, the * computer * did it!
