Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
A thief believes that everybody steals.
Only the hand that erases can write the true thing.
Every person is the architect of their own fortune.
The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.
Feather by feather the goose is plucked.
The fish in the sea are as good as the fish removed.
Good taste is the flower of good sense.
Applied emotion is the key to success with happiness.
The hole and the patch should be commensurate.
A teetotaller makes the worst drunkard.
TV advertising is the rattling inside a swill bucket.
A statesman shears the sheep; the politician skins them.
To live in the hearts we leave behind, is not to die.
"The welfare of the people is the chief law."  Cicero
No one test the depth of a river with both feet.
I have seen the future and it is now the past.
Every person constructs their own bed of nails.
Where law ends, there tyranny begins.
Where's there's smoke, there's toast. 
I think ... therefore I am overqualified.
"How wise are they that are but fools in love!" Cooke
Unbelief in one thing springs blind belief in another.
Postscript: The only thing of interest in some letters.
there are three things that come next, uh four... 
Facts are stubborn things.
No one can think clearly with clenched fists.
That was then, this is now.
May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss.
He says a thousand pleasant things, but never "Adieu."
Hollywood: A trip through a sewer in a glass bottom boat.
Put off procrastinating till a later time.
Mr. Bullfrog says: Time is fun when you're having flies. 
The longer the title, the less important the job.
It is easier to catch flies with honey than with vinegar.
It is easy to propose impossible remedies.
If worst comes to worst, you *CAN* turn most things off.
It is easier to admire hard work if you don't do it.
Modem.... A deterrent to phone solicitors. 
It is meaningless to speak of domesticating a child.
It is dangerous to confuse children with angels.
Uh, yeah...I MEANT to do that!
Every person gets to heaven in their own way.
When you go to the market, use your eyes, not your ears.
It is hard to believe that even his friends like him.
Never lean forward to push an invisible object.
Dogmatism: Puppyism come to its full growth.
What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
If people listened to themselves, they would shut up.
Here I run, to steal the secret of the sun.
A person slow to anger is better than the mighty.
Maybe it's right to be nervous now... 
If you try to be too sharp, you will cut yourself.
What grammar is to speech, logic is to reason.
Seeing is believing, Touching is convincing..
The first step towards philosophy is incredulity.
Hypocrisy is the type of homage vice pays to virtue.
She has been under more drunken sailors than a head.
With consequences,  the unexpected always predominate.
Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
Talk is cheap, until you hire a lawyer.
Two of perfect virtue: one dead, the other yet unborn.
The fewer our wants, the more we resemble the gods.
Oh, pardon me, was that *your* culture? So sorry.
Who put the "arse" in Arsenio?
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
To excel at what you do, you must love doing it.
Wear old clothes when you fight for truth and liberty.
Public opinion flourishes where there are no ideas.
A conclusion is where you got tired of thinking.
Gnaw the bone which has fallen to thy lot.
Think hard now!  Which one is Shinola?
Never trust anyone who speaks well of everyone.
Yes-men: Fellows who hang around the man nobody noes.
They are slaves who fear to speak for the fallen & weak.
Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Cities, like cats, will reveal themselves at night.
Faint hearts never win in love nor sell life insurance.
How dieth the wise man? As the fool.
Think carefully before wishing, it might just come true.
Repartee: An insult with a suit and tie on.
The only argument with the wind is to put on a coat.
Memories keep the wolf of insignificance from the door.
Software independent: Won't work with ANY software.
If it's not worth doing, it's not worth doing well.
Dollars cannot buy yesterday.
You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories.
Do you dream about the moonlight on the Wabash?
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