












    *** THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS -- AS YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THEM BEFORE! ***

                              Compiled by MICRONEWS












                       (__)             (__)             (__)    
                       (oo)             (oo)             (oo)    
                /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/     
               / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||      
              *  ||----||      *  ||W---||      *  ||w---||      
                 ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~      
                   Cow           Cow laden        Same cow       
                                 with milk     after milking     


                 (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
                 (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
          /-------\/-*     /-------\/       /-------\/   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
         / |     || \     )*)(\/* /  *     / |     ||
        *  ||----||  *   \ |||/)|/()(    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
        \/|(/)(/\/(,,/   \)|(/\/|)(/\
          Cow munching   Grass munching   Cow in water       Cow in trouble
            on grass         on cow






         (__)
         (oo)                       U
  /-------\/                    /---V
 / |     ||                    * |--|                       .
*  ||----||
   ~~    ~~
Cow at 1 meter.         Cow at 100 meters.        Cow at 10,000 meters.



                             (__)                 vv    vv
                             (oo)                 ||----||  *
                      /-------\/                  ||     | /
                     / |     ||                  /\-------/
                    *  ||----||                 (oo)
                       ~~    ~~                 (~~)
                    
                    American Cow            Australian Cow





    
             (__)                     (__)                     (__)
             (oo)                ____ (oo)                _---_(oo)
      /-------\/               /-    --\/               /-     -\/
     / |     ||               / |     ||               /|      ||
    *  ||----||              *  ||___-||              *  ||___-||
       ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~
    Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow
    Arriving at Rit     After the "Freshman 15"    After the "Freshman 20"
    
             (__)                     (__)                     (__)
             (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)
      /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
     / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     ||
    *  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
       ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~
    Cow who drank Jolt       Cow who ate              Cow who used Jolt to wash
                          psychadelic mushrooms      down psychadelic mushrooms



         
                                                  /\                  __
                                                 /  \                 ||
                      (__)                 (__)  \  /               (_||_)
                      SooS                 (oo)   \/                 (oo)
               /------S\/S          /-------\/    /S          /-------\/
              / |     ||           / |     ||    /  S        / |     ||
             *  ||----||          *  ||----||___/    S      *  ||----||
                ~~    ~~             ~~    ~~                  ~~    ~~
             This cow belonged     Ben Franklin owned       Abe Lincoln's
           to George Washington       this cow                   cow
         
                                                          (__)
                  *        (__)                           (oo)
                   \       (oo)                     /------\/
                    \-------\/                     /|  |/  |
                     | ==$ ||                     / |  [) ||
                     ||----||                    *  ||----||
                     ~~    ~~                       ~~    ~~
              Old "One Arm" belonged           This cow was given to
                to Ceasar's Palace           Hugh Hefner for his Birthday






                         (___)               (__)      (__)
                         ( O )               (oo)      (oo)
                  /-------\ /                 \/--------\/
                 / |     ||V                   |        |
                *  ||----||                    ||------||
                   ~~    ~~                    ~~      ~~
         The cyclops that Jason and         This cow lived with
       the Argonauts met had this cow          Dr. Doolittle
       
                    (__)                   (__)
                    [##]                   (@o)
             /-------\/             /-------\/              /-------  (__)
            / |     ||             / |     ||              / |     || (oo)
           *  ||----||            *  ||----||             *  ||----|---\/
              ~~    ~~               ~~    ~~                ~~    ~
        This cow belonged      This cow lived with      This cow belonged to
         to Flash Gordon       the Little Rascals       the Headless Horseman








                    (____)             (____)                           (____)
                    (oo  )                (o  o)                        ( O O)
         /-----------\  /          /-----\    /----          /-----------\  /
        / ||       |  \/          / |   |  \/   |           / ||       |  \/
       /  ||       ||||           \ |  |      | | |        /  ||       ||||
      *   ||||-----||||            *| | |-----| | |       *   ||||-----||||
          /\/\     /\/\             /\ /\     /\ /\           ~~~~     ~~~~
     This cow belonged         This was Salvatore      No one was sure whether
      to Pablo Picasso        Dali's favorite cow       M.C. Escher's cow had
                                                          four legs or eight

               O__O                             \_|_/
               (oo)                             (oo)
        /-------\/                       /-------\/
       / |     ||                       / |     ||
      *  ||----||                      *  ||----||
         ~~    ~~                         ~~    ~~
    Cow at Disneyland         Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty





                        (__)
                ~~      (oo)
            ~~~~ /-------\/
         ~~~~~  / |     ||
       ~~~~~   *  ||----||
    ~~~~~~~~  ====~~====~~====
~~~~~~~~~~~~~/
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
     Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu



                                              )\               (__)
                                             /  \              (oo)
                                       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                                          Cow swimming at Amityville
                               (Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)








                                                 (__)
                                                 (--)
                                                /-\/-\
                                               /|    |\
                                              ~ |    | ~
                      (__)                      |    |
                      (DD)                      /----\
               /-------\/                      /    \ \
              / |     ||_\_/                  ~      * ~
             *  ||----|               Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
                ~~    ~                   (What a bod, huh guys?)
       Cow chugging brews and staring at
         sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale






  
  
  
  
                         O O                 O O
                          \ \               / /
                           \ \          (__) /
            (__)            \ \         (xx)/
            (DD)             \ +--------+\//
     /-------\/               \|        | /
    / |     ||                 +--------+
   *  ||----||
      ~~    ~~
  Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
              at Gillies in Texas
  
                                                                  \ (__)
                                                                  \\(oo)
                                                             /-----\\\/
                                                            / |    (##)
                                                           *  ||----||"
                                                              ~~    ~~
                                                        This cow plays 
                                                        bagpipes.
  
  






            
                     (__)                     (__)                     (__)
                     (\/)                     ($$)                     (**)
              /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
             / | 666 ||               / |=====||               / |     ||
            *  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
               ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~
            
            Satanic cow           This cow is a Yuppie         Cow in love








           
           
           
                    (__)                                              (__)
                    (oo)                                              (oo)
             /-'''''-\/                            /-------------------\/
            / |'''''||                            / |                 ||
           *  ||''''||                           *  ||----------------||
              ~~    ~~                              ~~                ~~
                                                         Stretch Cow
            Cow in Argyle                 *
                                       **   **
                                  * **  * * *  **
                                 *   /  /   \ *  *
                              \  \ /  \        / /
                           *  /  / \  \  (__)  \ \
                             /           (00)  / /
                             \    /-------\/   \ \
                             /   / |     ||    / /
                           \ \  *  ||----||    \ \
                          /  /     ~~    ~~    / /
                                  Cow in Heat
           
           
           







                                                 (__)
                                        /--------(00)
                                       / |      |(  )
                                      *  ||---- ||()
                                         ||     ||
                                         ~~     ~~
                                    Cow Chewing Marbles









                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
                          (__)              \__\           (__)
                          (oo)          o   (oo)           (oo)
                   /-------\/        ____\___\/    *+-------\/
                  / |     ||        / |     ||     ||______||
                 *  ||----||       *  ||----||       ||----||
                    OO    OO          OO    OO       OO    OO
                 Detroit cow       Mustang cow      Pickup cow
                 
                                  (__)             \_||_~
                                  (oo)             (*||*)
                   /---------------\/       /-------\||/
                  / |             ||       / |     ||
                 *  ||------------||      *  ||----||
                    OO            OO         OO    }{
                       Li-moo-cow         Teenager's cow
                 
                 
                 
                 





                                           ____
                                          (____)
                                  
                                           (__)
                                           (oo)
                                    /-------\/
                                   / |     ||
                                  *  ||----||
                                     ~~    ~~
                                     Holy cow

Courtesy of MICRONEWS...                                                        
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