




            FAMOUS SCIENTIST DISCOVERS TALKING FACE ON MARS!

Dr. Ira Butt, famous astrologer, has recently discovered an amazing "talking 
face" on the surface of mars...<FACE>

The discovery was made during his son's recent 10th birthday party while Dr. 
Butt was using Terry's new periscope.

The discovery has been heralded as the "greatest new find since sliced bread" 
by the South Hampton Institute of Technology, but has been poo-pooed by the 
AMA for not being based on sound medical practice.

Dateline:   Boston
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