You have to hit that round thingy that moves...
Missed!
Hit it honey!
Slap that ball!
You could try to hit the ball too you know.
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No you shouldn't avoid the ball!
Hit that damn thing!
You're not going to get far by playing like this.
Ermm.... Frappez Le Ballon ?
Maybe this game is too complicated for you.
Go and study the manual a bit more...
Maybe Tic-Tac-Toe is a better game for you.
Can't keep up with me ?
Boooring!
No, the ball won't wrap around the bottom edge!