[Where]
n0=Right here, %px8ball.nick :)
n1=On the top shelve, %px8ball.nick :)
n2=Everyone knows the answer to THAT question, hmmmm? *chuckle*
n3=In the kitchen, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n4=Hahahahaha!!!
n5=You're hilarious, did anyone ever tell you that, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n6=You're asking SUCH cute questions, %px8ball.nick :)
n7=Cooochie, cooochie coooo, %px8ball.nick :)
n8=Over there, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n9=Over here... errr. now here... no, THERE, %px8ball.nick $+ ... Hmmm...
n10=Behind the tree, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n11=Over there, %px8ball.nick :)
n12=Close to here, %px8ball.nick :)
n13=Far from here, %px8ball.nick $+ . But that is very fortunate for you!
n14=On your bed, %px8ball.nick :)
n15=What? You didn't get it? It was under your breakfast plate this morning, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n16=Right here in my pocket, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n17=I don't see it anywhere, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n18=The 8-ball thinks it's right behind you, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n19=Right behind you, %px8ball.nick $+ !

[What]
n0=I LOVE questions like that, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n1=Something wonderful, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n2=Hmmm... *blush*...
n3=You should know, %px8ball.nick :)
n4=Not tellin', %px8ball.nick *grin*
n5=oh, nothing much, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n6=Hahahahaha!!!
n7=You're hilarious, did anyone ever tell you that, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n8=I am a very private person, not answering those kinda questions, %px8ball.nick ;)
n9=I trust you, but you will have to ask pretty please, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n10=Nothing much, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n11=Something you will envy me for, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n12=It's not important, %px8ball.nick :)
n13=Just something, %px8ball.nick :)
n14=It doesn't matter, %px8ball.nick :)
n15=I sometimes wonder that myself, %px8ball.nick :)
n16=What? WHAT? ohhh! THAT! *chuckle* ... *blush*
n17=My metalhead doesn't know the answer to that question, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n18=You are exhausting my knowledge, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n19=I think you should ask the 8-ball that, %px8ball.nick $+ ... oh... errr... sorry, I *AM* the 8-ball...

[Will]
n0=You are so CUTE when you ask all these "will" questions, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n1=Maybe, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n2=Ohhhh, YESSSSS, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n3=Hahahahaha!!!
n4=You're hilarious, did anyone ever tell you that, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n5=You're asking SUCH cute questions, %px8ball.nick :)
n6=Cooochie, cooochie coooo, %px8ball.nick :)
n7=I don't think so, %px8ball.nick :)
n8=If you do the same, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n9=If you ask me very nicely, %px8ball.nick :)
n10=No, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n11=Yes, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n12=Definately, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n13=I'm not sure, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n14=Maybe, maybe not, %px8ball.nick :)
n15=Your guess is as good as mine, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n16=My guess is as good as yours, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n17=Only if you ask me very nicely, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n18=I think you should ask the other person involved here, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n19=The person you should ask that, is standing right behind you, %px8ball.nick $+ !

[Why]
n0=So you will be proud of me, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n1=Because my one and only true-love asked me to, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n2=Oh, just because I am in a very good mood, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n3=Just because you are so sweet, %px8ball.nick :)
n4=Because I am in a mushy mood, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n5=No particular reason, %px8ball.nick $+ . I am just sooooo happy!
n6=Hahahahaha!!!
n7=You're hilarious, did anyone ever tell you that, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n8=Very good question. I think I am in love with you, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n9=Never thought about that. Good question though, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n10=I am wondering that myself, %px8ball.nick :)
n11=SMILE! Be happy! it's PARTYTIME, %px8ball.nick :)
n12=Ohhhh, did you see that, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n13=Do you like movies, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n14=Because you wanted it that way, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n15=Your fate has been decided upon, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n16=Your fate has been decided upon, even before your birth, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n17=Fate, %px8ball.nick $+ . Fate.
n18=Luckily that was the last question for the day... *smile*
n19=I think I like you, %px8ball.nick $+ !

[When]
n0=In about 15 minutes, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n1=How about right now, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n2=In 10 minutes, %px8ball.nick :)
n3=Tomorrow will suit me perfectly, %px8ball.nick :)
n4=You are so CUTE when you ask all these "when" questions, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n5=Next week, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n6=Definately tomorrow, %px8ball.nick :)
n7=I'll put my head on a block for July, %px8ball.nick :)
n8=Very, very soon, %px8ball.nick :)
n9=Ahhhh! I think the time is getting closer now!
n10=As soon as the beep sounds... BEEEEEEEEP!
n11=Hold on while I find a definate answer for you, %px8ball.nick :)
n12=I doubt later than tomorrow, %px8ball.nick $+ ...
n13=Hold on while I ask my Mentor, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n14=Just about... about... NOWWWW, %px8ball.nick $+ !!!
n15=In exactly 3 minutes, 25 seconds, and 15 milliseconds, %px8ball.nick :)
n16=I would guess today is not a bad day for that, %px8ball.nick $+ ! :)
n17=Any moment now, %px8ball.nick :)
n18=Should've been yesterday, %px8ball.nick :P
n19=Not quite sure when, %Px8ball.nick $+ . I think next year.

[Who]
n0=My sweetheart, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n1=Someone very dear to you, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n2=Your sweetheart, %px8ball.nick :)
n3=Someone special, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n4=Someone you like very much, %px8ball.nick :)
n5=Hahahahaha!!!
n6=You're hilarious, did anyone ever tell you that, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n7=Cooochie, cooochie coooo, %px8ball.nick :)
n8=Your brother, %px8ball.nick :)
n9=My mother, %px8ball.nick :)
n10=Your brother, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n11=Hmmm... Crocodile dundee, maybe, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n12=Ask your doctor, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n13=Your attorney, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n14=Your lawyer, %px8ball.nick $+ , and that is good news!
n15=Someone you expected that the least from, %px8ball.nick :)
n16=I was wondering that exact same thing, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n17=Thats for you to know, and for me to find out, heh, %px8ball.nick $+ ? ;)
n18=Are you talking to me, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n19=Nobody specific, %px8ball.nick $+ ! :)

[How]
n0=How? Maybe I can teach you, %px8ball.nick $+ :)
n1=Good question, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n2=Let me think about that for a moment, %px8ball.nick $+ ...
n3=Hahahahaha!!!
n4=You're hilarious, did anyone ever tell you that, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n5=You're asking SUCH cute questions, %px8ball.nick :)
n6=By climbing up the wall, and hide in the rafters of the roof, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n7=Another tricky question by the Master of 'How'!
n8=My instincts say "easily", %px8ball.nick $+ .
n9=Practise, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n10=Practise, practise, practise, %px8ball.nick $+ ! :)
n11=hmmm... I was wondering that myself, %px8ball.nick $+ ! :)
n12=That is very easy, %px8ball.nick :)
n13=You should learn how to do that, %px8ball.nick :)
n14=That is SOOOOO cool, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n15=If you're good, you're good, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n16=A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n17=An 8-ball's gotta do what an 8-ball's gotta do, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n18=Very intelligent question, %px8ball.nick :)
n19=I will let you know when I know how, %px8ball.nick :)

[None]
n0=You and I should work on better communication, %px8ball.nick $+ ...
n1=You must've forgotten to ask me a question...
n2=I can't read questions written in invisible ink, %px8ball.nick $+ ...
n3=I know I am clever, but I need a question before I can answer, %px8ball.nick :)
n4=Hahahahaha!!!
n5=You're hilarious, did anyone ever tell you that, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n6=You're asking SUCH EMPTY questions, %px8ball.nick :)
n7=I am not bright enough to figure out an unasked question, %px8ball.nick $+ ...
n8=Maybe it's time for a new pen, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n9=Are you by any chance using invisible ink, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n10=A good question will yield a good answer, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n11=Rrom kiando, la moano tonya, gel tiempo, %px8ball.nick $+ ... (Whatever that means...)
n12=I can't understand your lingo, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n13=*blink*... *blink*... yes? I heard you speaking my name, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n14=Did you ask something, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n15=Speak a little bit louder, %px8ball.nick $+ . I think I missed the question...
n16=Speak up, %px8ball.nick $+ , my friend, you're not making any sense...
n17=I wish I understood that silence, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n18=Ahhh.... the sound of silence, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n19=yes, %px8ball.nick $+ ?

[Unknown]
n0=Good question, %px8ball.nick $+ , but sorry, I don't know the answer.
n1=I am wondering the answer to that myself, %px8ball.nick $+ *wink*
n2=Oooohhh... The 8-ball sends strange sensations through me, %px8ball.nick :)
n3=Heyyy, that question sounds funny to me, %px8ball.nick :)
n4=Hahahahaha!!!
n5=You're hilarious, did anyone ever tell you that, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n6=You're asking SUCH cute questions, %px8ball.nick :)
n7=Strange that you ask that, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n8=I was not created for purposes like this, %px8ball.nick $+ , but this is a very valid question though.
n9=I wish I had an answer for that question, %px8ball.nick $+ . It sounds so enigmatic!
n10=Strange question, %px8ball.nick $+ . I don't know the answer, sorry.
n11=I am a very clever 8-ball, %px8ball.nick $+ , but I don't understand that question...
n12=I heard that question before... when... where... what was the answer again, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n13=What does that question mean, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n14=Dinner time, %px8ball.nick $+ . Thanks for playing! :)
n15=So sorry, %px8ball.nick $+ . What was that again?
n16=Ask again, please, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n17=I love your voice, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n18=Wonderful question, indeed, %px8ball.nick $+ . I wish I had an appropriate answer!
n19=I was thinking about your question, %px8ball.nick $+ , and I have to admit that I don't understand it...
