[Will]
n0=Maybe, maybe not, %px8ball.nick $+ ...
n1=I don't think so, %px8ball.nick $+ ...
n2=I think so, let me think...
n3=The 8-ball is neutral in this case, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n4=I can't decide, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n5=Maybe I will know tomorow, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n6=8-Ball...? What 8-ball, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n7=Not a strange question, %px8ball.nick $+ , but I don't know. Sorry.
n8=That question has merits, %px8ball.nick $+ ...
n9=The answer is evading me, %px8ball.nick :(
n10=I don't know, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n11=I wish I knew, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n12=If you ask me tomorrow, I might be able to give you an objective answer, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n13=Why are you asking me, %px8ball.nick $+ ? Do I look like an 8-ball?
n14=The 8-ball is speechless, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n15=The 8-ball doesn't know what to say, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n16=I am not sure, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n17=I think so, let me think, %px8ball.nick $+ ... MAYBE!
n18=I think so, let me think, %px8ball.nick $+ ... NOPE!
n19=I think so, let me think, %px8ball.nick $+ ... YES!

[Where]
n0=Here somewhere, %px8ball.nick $+ , I think...
n1=Somewhere in the house, %px8ball.nick :)
n2=I don't know, %px8ball.nick $+ ...
n3=I didn't do it! No, I didn't!
n4=Are you sure you're asking the right person, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n5=Myyyy! When was the last time I heard THAT question, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n6=Thinking... thinking... ummm... dunno, %px8ball.nick :P
n7=Might be easier for me to answer that after I had my morning coffee...
n8=In the bedroom, %px8ball.nick $+ ...
n9=Ask Madam Alvirne, %px8ball.nick $+ , I am just filling in!
n10=Only you can answer that question, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n11=Search your soul, %px8ball.nick $+ , the answer is there SOMEWHERE!
n12=There is a time and place for everything, %px8ball.nick $+ . I don't know where.
n13=Somewhere very far from here, %px8ball.nick 
n14=Somewhere very close to here, %px8ball.nick
n15=Further than your eyes can see, %px8ball.nick
n16=Behind that tree, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n17=I see it! I see it, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n18=Hmmm... JUSSSSST around the corner, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n19=Not very far from here, %px8ball.nick $+ !

[What]
n0=Maybe I should I tell you, %px8ball.nick $+ ...
n1=Seems like you are determined to find out, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n2=Ask again later, I can't think right now, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n3=I'll have to think about that, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n4=Just be patient. When the time is right, you will now, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n5=Hmmm... *blush*...
n6=I am not sure I know, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n7=The answer is at the tip of my tongue, %px8ball.nick $+ ...
n8=Give me a moment to think about that, %px8ball.nick $+ ...
n9=I don't think I ever heard THAT question before, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n10=Very good question, %px8all.nick $+ !
n11=Something you like very, very much, %px8abll.nick $+ !
n12=I don't think that is any of your business, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n13=I can't give indepth details, %px8ball.nick $+ , but...
n14=Hold on, %px8ball.nick $+ ... Thinking!! hmmm... nevermind...
n15=I don't think you want to know, %px8ball.nick $+ ...
n16=If you really want to know, ask again, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n17=I am not the person who should answer that question, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n18=Maybe you can ask my evil twin these bad questions, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n19=My services aren't for free, %px8ball.nick $+ ...

[Why]
n0=I really don't know, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n1=No particular reason, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n2=Ask again later, I can't think right now, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n3=I'll have to think about that, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n4=Just be patient. When the time is right, you will now, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n5=8-Ball? What 8-ball?
n6=I am not sure I know, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n7=Whoa! Good question, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n8=Just because I am in a lousy mood, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n9=Because I am to lazy to answer you properly, %px8ball.nick $+ ...
n10=Do you REALLY want to know why, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n11=I wish I had the strength to tell you, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n12=Why are you asking so many questions, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n13=Are you suspicious of something or someone, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n14=I don't think that answer can be found inside an 8-ball, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n15=Do you REALLY believe in 8-balls, %px8ball.nick
n16=If you can ask an 8-ball a lousy question, you most probably believe in Santa Clause, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n17=I don't know, %px8ball.nick $+ . Maybe I will tomorrow...
n18=Now... to answer that, I need some more money from you, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n19=Money makes the world go round, %px8ball.nick $+ .

[When]
n0=Soon, I think...
n1=Sometime this week, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n2=Ask again later, I can't think right now, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n3=I'll have to think about that, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n4=Just be patient. When the time is right, you will now, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n5=8-Ball? What 8-ball?
n6=Maybe tomorrow, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n7=Not sure... After the Y2K has struck?
n8=Soon is a good guess, not true, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n9=I think tonight is the time, %px8ball.nick :)
n10=Maybe in 15 minutes, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n11=Your guess is as good as mine, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n12=Does it really matter, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n13=5... 4... 3... 2... Uh oh!
n14=5... 4... 3... 2... 1... NOW, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n15=Should be very soon, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n16=Keep your hopes high, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n17=Uhmmm... errr... coffee, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n18=In half an hour, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n19=Thinking, %px8ball.nick $+ . Ughhhhh... ZZZZZzzzzzz.....

[Who]
n0=Someone very dear to you, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n1=Me, %px8ball.nick $+ 1
n2=Ask again later, I can't think right now, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n3=I'll have to think about that, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n4=Just be patient. When the time is right, you will now, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n5=8-Ball? What 8-ball?
n6=You, I think, %px8ball.nick :)
n7=Hmmmm... who? WHO? Oh... I don't know, %px8ball.nick $+ ...
n8=Nobody important, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n9=Someone you haven't seen in ages, and you should be happy, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n10=I don't know, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n11=Maybe your best friend, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n12=Could be anyone, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n13=As far as I know, no-one yet, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n14=Could be anyone, as far as I am concerned, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n15=Not me, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n16=Who, what, when, where? Oh... WHO... Hmmm... I don't know, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n17=Nobody important, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n18=Depends who's asking, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n19=I am not capable of answering that question, %px8ball.nick $+ !

[How]
n0=Study, study, study, and more study, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n1=Practise, practise, practise, and more practise, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n2=Ask again later, I can't think right now, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n3=I'll have to think about that, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n4=Just be patient. When the time is right, you will now, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n5=Hmmm... *blush*...
n6=That's an interesting question, %px8ball.nick $+ ...
n7=I am too emotionally unstable to answer now, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n8=I am too deeply involved in this situation to give an objective answer, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n9=Easy, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n10=If only I knew, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n11=If I knew, I'd tell you, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n12=That is not important, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n13=I don't think you are entitled to that answer, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n14=Why do you ask me that, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n15=I think you've got the wrong 8-ball here, %px8ball.nick $+ ...
n16=The 8-ball has nothing to say to you, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n17=The 8-ball is silent, %px8ball.nick $+ ...
n18=Questions, questions, questions... *sigh*
n19=Did you say something, %px8ball.nick $+ ?

[None]
n0=You might want to supply me with a question first...
n1=I can't hear you, %px8ball.nick $+ , maybe you could speak up?
n2=Hmmm... wondering if you are dumb, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n3=I am either blind, or you didn't type a question, %px8ball.nick :)
n4=No questions = No answer, %px8ball.nick $+ ...
n5=Wondering what that was all about, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n6=Using invisible ink, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n7=Your ink has run out, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n8=Time to buy a new pen, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n9=Think about your question, then ask again, %px8ball.nick $+ ...
n10=Did you just have a powerfailure, %px8ball.nick $+ ? I see no question...
n11=I see no question, %px8ball.nick $+ . Maybe I am on your ignore list?
n12=How do I remove your name from my ignore list, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n13=WOW! How did your name get on my ignore list, %px8abbl.nick $+ ?
n14=Aaahhh... I see... You're the silent type, hey, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n15=You can ask a question, %px8ball.nick $+ . I won't bite.
n16=You might want to specify a few vowels and consonants in a specific order, before expecting an answer, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n17=Mindreading is not an easy thing, %px8ball.nick $+ . Maybe you should ask a question...
n18=Speak up, %px8ball.nick $+ . I can't hear you!
n19=If only I understood your language, %px8ball.nick $+ ...

[Unknown]
n0=Strange question, don't you think, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n1=I don't know the answer to that question, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n2=Ask again later, I can't think right now, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n3=I'll have to think about that, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n4=Just be patient. When the time is right, you will now, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n5=8-Ball? What 8-ball?
n6=It's not a strange question, but I can't answer that, %px8ball.nick $+ ...
n7=I am not programmed to answer that, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n8=The 8-ball cannot answer that question, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n9=Ask me tomorrow, maybe I have an answer then, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n10=Rrom kiando, la moano tonya, gel tiempo, %px8ball.nick $+ ... (Whatever that means...)
n11=I am not programmed to answer such explicit questions, %px8ball.nick $+ ...
n12=You know the answer to that question, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n13=Why are you asking me that question again, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n14=You KNOW I hate that question, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n15=Oh no.. not %px8ball.nick again!
n16=%px8ball.nick $+ ? %px8ball.nick $+ ?? What are you talking about?
n17=Think... think... think... think... think... 
n18=I think you should rephrase your question, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n19=Consentrate, and ask again, %px8ball.nick $+ !
