[Where]
n0=Where the sun don't shine, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n1=Why should I tell you, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n2=Why would you want to know, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n3=Stop your whining, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n4=Ohhh... SHUT UP, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n5=Why are you bothering me, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n6=Why should I tell you, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n7=Who wants to know?
n8=Go bother someone else, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n9=None of your business, %px8ball.nick $+ ...
n10=Why are you such a pain in the butt, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n11=What the heck are you talking about, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n12=Where do you think, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n13=Where else, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n14=Where you will never find me, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n15=Anywhere you want, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n16=Anywhere but here, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n17=I don't know, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n18=I don't know, and I don't care, %px8ball.nick :(
n19=Wherever, whatever, whyever, whenever, however, whoever... %px8ball.nick $+ 

[Will]
n0=No, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n1=Why should I tell you, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n2=Why would you want to know, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n3=Stop your whining, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n4=Ohhh... SHUT UP, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n5=Why are you bothering me, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n6=Why should I tell you, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n7=Who wants to know?
n8=Go bother someone else, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n9=None of your business, %px8ball.nick $+ ...
n10=Why are you such a pain in the butt, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n11=What the heck are you talking about, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n12=What do you think, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n13=What else, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n14=Whatever... Look, I don't really care, ok, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n15=I don't know, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n16=I don't know, and I don't care, %px8ball.nick :(
n17=Wherever, whatever, whyever, whenever, however, whoever... %px8ball.nick $+ 
n18=Don't wanna tell you, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n19=Go ask your momma, %px8ball.nick $+ !

[What]
n0=Why should I tell you, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n1=Why would you want to know, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n2=Stop your whining, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n3=Ohhh... SHUT UP, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n4=What the heck are you talking about, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n5=Why are you bothering me, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n6=Why should I tell you, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n7=Who wants to know, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n8=Go bother someone else, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n9=None of your business, %px8ball.nick $+ ...
n10=Why are you such a pain in the butt, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n11=Beg me, and I'll tell you, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n12=Are you silly or something, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n13=Are you stupid or something, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n14=Grow up, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n15=Are you asking me, you idiot, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n16=Have you got nothing better to do than playing lousy 8-ball games, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n17=Go work on someone else's nerves, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n18=I don't see an 8-ball around here, do you, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n19=Shhhhhttt! I am trying to sleep, peanutbrain, %px8ball.nick $+ !

[Why]
n0=Ask someone who cares, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n1=Ask me when I am sober, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n2=Stop your whining, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n3=Ohhh... SHUT UP, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n4=What the heck are you talking about, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n5=Why are you bothering me, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n6=Why should I tell you, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n7=Who wants to know?
n8=Go bother someone else, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n9=None of your business, %px8ball.nick $+ ...
n10=Why are you such a pain in the butt, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n11=Why not, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n12=Beg me, and I'll tell you, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n13=Are you silly or something, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n14=Are you stupid or something, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n15=And for some pathetic reason you think will tell you, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n16=Oh GOODIE! Here's another idiot, by names of %px8ball.nick $+ , who believes in 8-balls!
n17=Shame on you for tormenting innocent 8-balls like this, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n18=Why else? Do I have to SPELL it OUT for you, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n19=Making this up? Of COURSE I am making this up, just so you can smile, %px8ball.nick $+ !

[When]
n0=Never, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n1=When I feel like it, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n2=Stop your whining, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n3=Ohhh... SHUT UP, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n4=What the heck are you talking about, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n5=Why are you bothering me, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n6=Why should I tell you, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n7=Who wants to know?
n8=Go bother someone else, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n9=When I feel like it, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n10=None of your business, %px8ball.nick $+ ...
n11=Why are you such a pain in the butt, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n12=When hell freezes over, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n13=When you least expect it, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n14=When YOU get a life, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n15=Ask your gramma, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n16=Ask someone who cares, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n17=If you suck your thumb realllly hard, you might find that answer, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n18=Asking stupid questions again, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n19=What the hellll are you talking about, %px8ball.nick $+ ?

[Who]
n0=How would I know that, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n1=Who cares, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n2=Stop your whining, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n3=Ohhh... SHUT UP, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n4=What the heck are you talking about, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n5=Why are you bothering me, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n6=Why should I tell you, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n7=Who wants to know?
n8=Go bother someone else, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n9=None of your business, %px8ball.nick $+ ...
n10=Why are you such a pain in the butt, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n11=Beg me, and I'll tell you, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n12=Your worst nightmare, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n13=Are you silly or something, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n14=Are you stupid or something, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n15=Your momma, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n16=Does it look like I give a damn, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n17=Go ask the 8-ball around the corner, you lousy gameplayer, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n18=What the F***? ANOTHER question, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n19=Why me... oh WHY me, %px8ball.nick $+ ?

[How]
n0=By picking my nose, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n1=You're bothering me, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n2=Stop your whining, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n3=Ohhh... SHUT UP, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n4=What the heck are you talking about, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n5=Why are you bothering me, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n6=Why should I tell you, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n7=Who wants to know?
n8=Go bother someone else, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n9=None of your business, %px8ball.nick $+ ...
n10=Why are you such a pain in the butt, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n11=Beg me, and I'll tell you, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n12=Are you silly or something, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n13=Are you stupid or something, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n14=Grow up, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n15=Anyway you want to, how would I know, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n16=Questions from idiots never seize, do they, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n17=Whatever. Now go play with your toys, ok, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n18=You are soooo stupid! I am ashamed to be seen with you, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n19=I am getting sick and tired of all your 'HOW' questions, %px8ball.nick $+ ...

[None]
n0=No question, No answer...
n1=ZZZZZzzzzzzzz.......
n2=Grow up, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n3=Get a life, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n4=Do you want to play or not, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n5=Ask a question, or I quit!
n6=Typical 8-ball player. Never makes sense...
n7=Wake up and smell the coffe, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n8=You are obviously not thinking straight, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n9=Have you been drinking, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n10=Did your mother teach you to talk like this, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n11=Your mother dresses you funny, and didn't teach you good manners.
n12=Not only are you ugly, but you think everyone understands babytalk, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n13=What was that? SPEAK UP!
n14=Gggmmmmmmppppphhhh! You're wasting my time, %px8ball.nick >:[
n15=You know... there was a plane... it landed... safely, and then we had a WONDERFUL swim, %px8ball.nick $+ . *idiot* 
n16=No questions will yield no answers, you sneaky creep, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n17=Hmmm... Maybe a question would make me notice an idiot like you, %Px8ball.nick $+ ...
n18=Talk, don't puke, %px8ball.nick $+ ! :(
n19=Life's a b*tch, %px8ball.nick $+ . How about supplying me with a damn question!?

[Unknown]
n0=What kind of a question is that, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n1=I can't answer that, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n2=Stop your whining, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n3=Ohhh... SHUT UP, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n4=What the heck are you talking about, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n5=Why are you bothering me, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n6=Why should I tell you, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n7=Who wants to know?
n8=Go bother someone else, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n9=None of your business, %px8ball.nick $+ ...
n10=Why are you such a pain in the butt, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n11=Beg me, and I'll tell you, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n12=Are you silly or something, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n13=Are you stupid or something, %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n14=Grow up, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n15=Weird question, considering it was asked by an imbecile, %px8ball.nick $+ .
n16=Yakkety-yak-yak. Talk some sense, will you, %px8ball.nick $+ !
n17=What kind of a silly question is that, %px8ball.nick $+ , you lamer?
n18=Some people will never grow up, right %px8ball.nick $+ ?
n19=If you're not gonna start talking sense now, fool, I am going to put a spell on you, %px8ball.nick $+ !
