ZFortune Version 0.0.12
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Brett A. Collingwood, (bac@sequent.com)

TABLE OF CONTENTS
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Warning
Overview
Instructions
Revision History
Possible Enhancements

WARNING
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ZFortune is an application that displays text that may offend or confuse you.
Hopefully those of you who are not politically correct or easily offended will
find it extremely humorous.  

Use it at your own risk!

This application is freeware i.e. it is free, not officially supported, no
waranties implied, your pilot and your data integrity is your responsibility,
hot-synch on a regular basis, share it with everybody you know, and if you 
like it, let me know!  If you don't like it, let me know what you don't like
about it.


OVERVIEW
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ZFortune is an application for the Palm Pilot that displays random quotes from 
Zippy the Pinhead.  Zippy the Pinhead is a character from a comic that goes
through life amazed, confused, and clueless with the things that most normal
normal humans take for granted.

ZFortune is loosely based upon the UNIX Fortune program whereby a witty quote
is randomly generated and normally displayed when you first log-in to the 
computer. The ZFortune application will generate random quotes from its small
database when selected by the user.   


INSTRUCTIONS
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Install ZFortune just like you would any other Pilot application. Hot-synch
and then choose ZFortune from the application button.  When you first execute
ZFortune, a fortune will be displayed.  You can hit the Yow! button as many
times as you like to get a new fortune.  To exit ZFortune, select one of the
application buttons.


REVISION HISTORY
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0.0.0.11 Beta Version

0.0.0.12 First Production Release


POSSIBLE ENHANCEMENTS
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How 'bout providing a user definable fortune database using PDB format?
How 'bout a better screen handling/scrolling method? 
How 'bout a BMP of Zippy the Pinhead displayed along with the fortune? 
How 'bout fixing the crappy way that the Pilot handles large arrays? 
     There seems to be an artificially low number of elements that can
     be used in a multidimensional array... this sucks! (note the small
     numbers of fortunes in this app!!!). 



  
