MD-Medical Doctorate. This is a program from our usless line. All it does
is spew nonsensical medical terms. Use it to amaze your friends. :)




Medical Doctorate  version 1.0
Part of the Useless Series

Created by Shadow Software.
Copyright 1994, Shadow Software, all rights reserved.
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Files in this archive

     This archive should contain the following 2 files:
          MD.85p
          md.txt   --what you are reading now
If some files are missing, you may want to look for another source of TI-85
programs.  Make sure you read the distribution notice at the end of the file.



Installation of "Medical Doctorate v1.0"

     The program is entirely self contained; it requires no installation,
save putting the programs onto the calculator (through the use of the TI
Graph-Link software).



Brief description of "Medical Doctorate v1.0"

     "Medical Doctorate" is a short program for the TI-85 calculator, design
purely for amusement (albeit short-lived).  "Medical Doctorate" generates
random cases of rare and often impossible diseases (i.e. "Permanent
cardiophaticitis" or "subdentalitis of the toe").  Shadow Software claims no
responsibility for an incorrect diagnosis of your actual ailment, and is not
liable for any damage caused by such a diagnosis.



Usage of  "Medical Doctorate v1.0"

     "Medical Doctorate" is, as are all the programs in the Useless Series,
idiotically simple to use.  When it is run, a title screen comes up, after
which you press 'Enter'.  You are now told what your ailment may be.  When
you have read and attempted to pronounce the medical terminology, a menu
appears with 2 choices:
     "More" (F1): Selecting this brings you back to the doctor's office to
recieve another diagnosis, after which you again are prompted by the menu.
     "QUIT" (F5): Selecting this exits you out of the program, but not before
leaving you with a random saying which you may ignore, or you may get mad at
the calculator for being so imbecilic and throw your calculator off the 30th
floor into a vat of acid.   Needless to say, Shadow Software reccommends the
first option.



Special Features of "Medical Doctorate v1.0"

     *** Easter egg alert!! Code: '0002' ***  For those of you unfamiliar
with Easter Eggs, Shadow Software highly recommends you acquire the program
"Easter Egg Hunt, volume 1" or "EGG1".  This will most likely be available
wherever you got this program.



History of "Medical Doctorate"

     v1.0 - first release



Distribution

     This program may be distributed anywhere, including but not limited to,
Bulletin Board Systems (BBSs), Online services, friends, relatives, and
neighbors, but it must include either the electronic version or a printout of
this file and all other program files that came in this archive (see the top
of this document for the listing of files that should be in this archive).
     Since this is freeware, you may distribute this only to places that are
free, or only charge for the connection time: you may not sell this product. 
For unusual distribution circumstances, please contact Shadow Software for
more details. 



Copyright notice

     This program is freeware.  If you like it, Shadow Software asks that you
pass it on to others, or upload any and all of your own personal TI programs
in return.  Upon request, Shadow Software will send you a free catalog of all
our freeware, shareware, and commercial software for the TI family of
calculators.


Contacting Shadow Software electronically

     America Online: ShdwSoftwr
     Internet: shdwsoftwr@aol.com


Contacting Shadow Software conventionally (snail mail)

     Shadow Software
     342 Eastmoor SE
     Grand Rapids, MI 49546-2227
     United States of America



This program and its documentation are copyrighted 1994
Shadow Software, all rights reserved.