Ba...na...na..nah...na..na...naHHHH.... .....from the directors of "Debbie Does Dallas" and "Edward Penis_Hands"............PaBell, cb^Trunks, and BomBoy bring you.........PLC 98!!!!!!!!!! *********************************************************************** The Phone Losers of Canada Issue 1 February 25th, 1997 ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? This is written for information purposes only...We are not responsible for you idiocy. (c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c) *********************************************************************** Contents 1. PaBell Busted??............................................cb^Trunks 2. How to Beat Caller ID.........................................PaBell 3. Loop lines explained..........................................PaBell 4. How to steal Movies from the Video Store......................PaBell 5. Beige Boxing to Watch Better TV............................cb^Trunks 6. The 10 Commandments of Phreaking................................???? ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Intro.... Well OH My God, PLC is finally finished. Because of my trial and my apathetic attitude PLC is 2 Months late and very short. Sorry for the wait people, but NOW it is here. This is our first issue and the way things are going there should be many more to come. About 4 weeks ago there was a warrant out for my arrest for 2 counts of fraud and other stupid charges, that is explained in the first article. Having said that, it is time to read issue number 1 of the Phone Losers of Canada. [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]][][][][][][][] [][][][][] [][][][] [][][][] The night PaBell got busted and the [][][][][] [][][][] lessons we can learn from this experience.... [][][][] by cb^TRunks [][][][][] [][][][] [][][][] [][][][][] [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]][][] The events of this story take place in a little town known as Okotoks. It is the Home of Nothing at all except for nieve people. It started one Friday night when me and PaBell were out phreaking. We went to this little hang out spot for a bunch of skids, called the Partner house. We beige boxed away for a bit calling all the 900 numbers Pa could think of and Harassing Dominoes Pizza. I pulled the old "ask the operator if the sound your making with your mouth sounds like a beige box." Pa Was having fun when a bunch of skids walked by... SKIDS: Hey someone's back there. Assorted skid number 1 come here look at this. PA: Fuck off, I'm using the phone. At this point the skids come back to see what Pa's doing. Hmmmm...there is some commotion and Pa puts his Linesman's handset in his backpack. We start walking away just in case. (By the way...during this whole ordeal I am sitting about 20 feet from the action. The skids don't spot me cause I am a leopard hiding in the grass) All the sudden Pa and the skids start to yell. Then a gang of about 20 dirty skids come running after both of us. So we ran around in front of a building. Pa tells me to go home, and that he will call me when IF he makes it home. So we run like, well real fast. The skids don't catch us (remember I am a "leopard")...after the skids don't catch us, they call the coppers to inform them that PaBell was cutting telephone wires..(this is a lie, dumb skids. We are also still unsure how the skids identified him). They described him wearing a black coat, and black pantz. PaBell has to be one of the smartest criminals ever, because; on the way home Pa changes out of his navy blue coat (stupid skids) and into his blue coat. And just for the record, his pantz were green...(stupid skids). The cops finally catch Pa after about 2 hours of searching. But when they talk to him they notice that he is not wearing what the skids described him in. The next day Pa has to go write a statement...he makes up a lie saying that he was just explaining what the Telco jack was to a bunch of his friends.(just in case the skids seen me) He also the cover was already on the ground, and that he picked it up in case they went and fingerprinted it. Two days pass... The cops went to the Phone Company and got a log of all outgoing calls from the line that PaBell made them from. BUSTED...PaBell's court date is set for February 10th . PaBell is facing.. 2 counts of fraud 1 count of Harassment 1 count of resisting arrest 1 count of Vandalism Well, up to now PaBell is winning in court because of lack of Hard Evidence. The PLC will keep you posted on what happens as it happens. As of now PaBell hasn't learned any lesson of any sort and plans to go out Phreaking next week. -cb^Trunks ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? How to Beat Caller ID -by PaBell Calling Number Delivery (CND), better known as Caller ID, is a telephone service intended for residential and small business customers. It allows the called Customer Premises Equipment (CPE) to receive a calling party's directory number and the date and time of the call during the first 4 second silent interval in the ringing cycle. In other words the old senile bastard whom you decide to harass can tell who is calling. Well unless you are a stupid Son of a Bitch you already know to Dial *67 to block your number from coming up. But that costs money, and unless you are Beige Boxing from some Telco Box somewhere you don't really want to pay all that bad. There are many ingenius ways to beat Caller ID (CND) But this one is the easiest and ALWAYS works. The easiest and most economical way is to call up the Operator (press "0" on your phone) and have them direct your call. OPER: Hello, how may I help you? YOU: Yes I was wondering if you could put a call through for me. OPER: What is the number YOU: 938-XXXX (whatever number you are calling) There....how hard was that. Even us low life's at PLC can figure shit out. Imagine that. If the operator asks what you are doing (which never happens) just say "Oh the '3' button on your phone is stuck and you need to make a call. ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Loop Lines Explained -by PaBell I am frequently asked about loop lines and how they work, so for all you assholes who can't find a text on loop lines, here it is. Loop Lines are a pair of number that are usually consecutive (813-2223 and 813-2224) They are used by the Phone Company for testing and serve us Pheakers a lot of use. Well, each loop has two ends, a high end and a low end. One end gives a constant, loud tone when it is called. The other end is silent. Loops don't usually ring either. When BOTH ends are called, the people that called each end can talk through the loop. Some loops are voice filtered and won't pass anything but a constant tone; these aren't much use to you. Here's what you can use working loops for: 1. Billing phone calls- First, call the end that gives the loud tone. Then if the operator or someone calls the other end, the tone will go quiet. Act like the phone just rang and you answered it. 2. Once you have a working loop, you can dial away at all the long distance BBS's that you want at the Phone Companies expence. And make all the calls that you want without being traced. I remember my dad telling me a story about one of his employees. (My dad works for the phone company) His employee had been using one of their loops to make long distance calls to his friends in England. He was fired and had to pay the bill for the calls. I don't know....I thought It was kinda funny. ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? The Art of Stealing Your Favorite Movies from the Video Store -by PaBell This was a neat little trick that My ex-girlfriend's sister taught me while she worked at 5 STAR Videos last year. This trick has worked every single time and is VERY usfull for stealing your favorite pornos. If you are in Canada, you will need a loonie (one dollar coin) and some tape. I recommend duck tape. If you are in the US and don't have a loonie, I don't know if this will work with regular coins. If you try it out with a regular coin, let me know. Anyway..... So you have just finished 3rd-party-billing long distance calls to your ex-girlfriend that dumped you to become a lesbian, and you feel like renting a porno to relax you a little bit. After vandalizing several cars on your way to the front door, make sure you conceal the tape in your pocket or something. (unless you are a stupid fucker that wants to have extra attention drawn towards you) Open the door of the movie store and head to the porn section. Once in the porn section, take out your tape and your loonie (coin). Find the movie that you want and take it out of the case. **NOTE** If your movie store doesn't have those detectors at the door, that start beeping when you try to walk through them with a movie, just put the movie in your pocket and walk out. ....Now what sets those detectors off is the sticker that says "Be kind please Rewind." It might be another sticker, but you can easily find which one it is. On the back of the sticker there is what looks to be a tiny little circuit of some sort with a whole bunch of metallic strips. That is what triggers the alarm. So take out your loonie and your tape. Put the loonie over the sticker and then put a layer of tape over the loonie. Out the movie back in the case and then into your pocket. Now you are ready to walk out of the store and back home with your new porno. The only way you will be caught is if someone sees you doing this feat. If that happens you name is, Stefan Kunze and you phone number is 1-900-UHH-MUHH. ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Beige Boxing to Watch Better TV It all started with me and PaBell watching TV threw the window at the fire station . The guy inside was watching some crappy show on gospel music or something..(see we don't know because we can't here through glass) while he was talking on the telecommunications device . Me and PaBell sat there and watched for a bit...until we got sick of that show..(30-40 seconds). Then Pa pulled out his cell...dialed directory assistance. . Oper: Hello Telus...Lynn speaking . (tired and weary voice) Pa: Hello...could you give me the number for the ******* fire station? Oper: Yeah sure....its 938-**** . Pa: Thanks Pa then called the fire station.. it was Busy..(the fire station has no call waiting) what kind of peice of shit fire rescue system is this . So we decided beige boxing would work as well...we got set up and.......... Fireguy: blah blah blah PA: hey' Fireguy: (goes silent) Pa: change the damn channel..this show blows Fire: what? Pa: change the damn channel on the TV...How can you stand watchin this shit? Fire: How can you see the TV.. cb^: We have camera's all over the room.(I see him walk over to the window) Pa: hey quit lookin out the window change the damn channel. Fireguy: I don't know how your watching me but if you dont get off the line right now...the Police will be called . cb^: How will you call the Police if we are on this phone. Fireguy: How bout this smart guy I'll go get my cell. **Me and Pa cautiosly watch threw the window...the guy looks around the rooms for my "cameras" and then turns off the TV and walks out. we scared him good ..and seeing how he turned off the TV we see no point in staying. Bye, bye ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? The 10 Commandments of Phreaking This was extracted from some Phreaking Book. But I can't remember which one. It is good though. I. BOX THOU NOT OVER THINE HOME TELEPHONE WIRES, FOR THOSE WHO DOEST MUST SURELY BRING THE WRATH OF THE CHIEF SPECIAL AGENT DOWN UPON THY HEADS. II. SPEAKEST THOU NOT OF IMPORTANT MATTERS OVER THINE HOME TELEPHONE WIRES, FOR TO DO SO IS TO RISK THINE RIGHT OF FREEDOM. III. USE NOT THINE OWN NAME WHEN SPEAKING TO OTHER PHREAKS, FOR THAT EVERY THIRD PHREAK IS AN FBI AGENT IS WELL KNOWN. IV. LET NOT OVERLY MANY PEOPLE KNOW THAT THY BE A PHREAK, AS TO DO SO IS TO USE THINE OWN SELF AS A SACRIFICIAL LAMB. V. IF THOU BE IN SCHOOL, STRIVE TO GET THIN SELF GOOD GRADES, FOR THE AUTHORITIES WELL KNOW THAT SCHOLARS NEVER BREAK THE LAW. VI. IF THOU WORKEST, TRY TO BE A EMPLOYEE, AND IMPRESSEST THINE BOSS WITH THINE ENTHUSIASM, FOR IMPORTANT EMPLOYEES ARE OFTEN SAVED BY THEIR OWN BOSSES. VII. STOREST THOU NOT THINE STOLEN GOODS IN THINE OWN HOME, FOR THOSE WHO DO ARE SURELY NON-BELIEVERS IN THE BELL SYSTEM SECURITY FORCES, AND ARE NOT LONG FOR THIS WORLD. VIII. ATTRACTEST THOU NOT THE ATTENTION OF THE AUTHORITIES, AS THE LESS NOTICEABLE THOU ART, THE BETTER. IX. MAKEST SURE THINE FRIENDS ARE INSTANT AMNESIACS AND WILL NOT REMEMBER THAT THOU HAVE CALLED ILLEGALLY, FOR THEIR COOPERATION WITH THE AUTHORITIES WILL SURELY LESSEN THINE TIME FOR FREEDOM ON THIS EARTH. X. SUPPORTEST THOU TAP, AS IT IS THINE NEWSLETTER, AND WITHOUT IT, THY WORK WILL BE FAR MORE LIMITED. ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? The Phone Losers of Canada 1998 -Supportest Thou Tap, as it is thine newsletter, And without it, thy work will be far more limited. 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