_____________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------- I Bleed for This? ------------------------------ ------03.10.94-----------------------------------------------------#004------ "Stupid People Shouldn't Breathe" Jason Farnon You'd think there would be a limit to the stupidity in this world. That moronic jocks are just a figment of your stereo-typical imagination, and there is no possibility of people of such extreme stupidity existing in real life. Well here is a case study. The following article made me spend hours trying to figure out how people like this can exist. Finding these people's origin, and wondering where we have gone wrong to create such shit. I hurt my hand badly, because the physical pain was much better than the mental torment I was enduring. Judge for yourself. I have abbreviated the name for no reason. Fuck you if you think i'm protecting him. Actually i'm protecting myself from physical harm. "Fucking stupidity. Fucking stupidity everywhere. I hate it." -- Ozone Pilot This person is someone you might consider popular, and he showed off his coolness by coming drunk to school and getting suspended for ten days. He used to play football, but he hurt his leg. The sad thing is he is going to be Senator. He probably wrote this for extra credit because he was failing remedial English. [Excerpt from a High School Paper] - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - What's the deal with our generation? ----------------------------------- by Steve What strange times these are, huh? Only a month and a half into the glorious year of 1994, we have had some strange turns of events. Tonya Harding (if you can stand to hear her name) has made figure skating into a contact sport by allegedly putting a hit out on Nancy Kerrigan. It also has been made apparent we can't leave our children alone with multi-million dollar pop stars anymore. Why would anyone let their kid hang out with Michael Jackson for long periods of time alone anyway? If my kid asked me if he could stay with a man that doesn't date much, has had much surgery performed to his face, whose family has a history of child molestation, and lives with chimpanzees, I don't know about you but I think I'd be skeptical. We also had the Bobbitts, but let's not even delve into that subject. What next? A team that loses four consecutive Super Bowls? Enough said. Speaking of Super Bowls, isn't the grandest of days for pigskin lovers the beginning for Senior Slump to start kicking in? Here is a question I've been pondering: Where do midgets work? They make up only a small portion of the population, but they are out there somewhere and I want to know where they work? Are they just waiting for their big break in Hollywood, hoping to be the next Tattoo from "Fantasy Island" or those little referees in the Larry Johnson sneaker commercial. If that's the truth, then you know what's next for the midgets after that? Directing. That's another question: Why do all celebrities want to direct? What is the fascination? How many hicks are out there? Raise your hand. Well from my count, not too many. Then what would possess the half-time organizing geniuses to put on a country-western concert at the most-watched even of the year. Unless there are a whole lot of closet Garth Brooks fans out there, I reckon not too many people were interested in the half-time show. What do you think the line in Las Vegas is on California breaking up and drifting away from the rest of the U.S.? I'm going to make a bold prediction and say that the old Beatles will be a heck of a lot better than the new Beatles. Let's face it, the work of the three remaining Beatles over the last 15 years has not been too impressive. And the Fab Four without John Lennon is like the Celtics without Larry Bird; it just isn't as good. Maybe Elvis could fill in for him. I'm sure he wouldn't mind leaving the fry-o-lators at Wendy's to rock n' roll for a while. It has certainly sparked the interest of many people, though. I haven't seen people this excited since there were rumors that New Edition was getting back together. Well I think most of you are with me that there are some with me that there are some crazy thing happening out there and it is bound to get crazier. I'm not going to complain because it gives me something to write about. I just hope none of my fellow Blueline staff members get crazy and hit me in the hand with a crowbar so they can get more writing space. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The article is sheer stupidity, that is a given. But one paragraph repulsed me the most, that being the one about "midgets". Let me be mister politically correct. He asks what has happened to the midgets. Since the are poorly represented today, we can shit on their heads. I asked around, and people found the article extremely amusing. They laughed. They thought it was funny. I plotted for the day when I could cut off Steve's legs, so he will know how fucking funny he is. If I had written: "I wonder what the blacks are doing. I mean I am a suburban whitey sheltered by daddy, so I never see those colored folks less they are bused in from the inner-city to experience real schools that are actually funded. I mean they are probably in the inner city, buying guns, so they can go rob grocery stores or fellow minorities for the Nikes. Or maybe they are shooting up crack. Who knows. As long as I don't have to deal with them. You never know." Or better yet... "I wonder where all the retards are. I mean there were so many in Junior High School, and now they are all gone. They must be doing something. They can't possibly all be dead. They must have jobs, or are probably sitting at home eating oatmeal and shaking." I would be shot on the spot. I would be branded a racist, a bigot, and burned at the stake. But we can laugh at midgets. Their handicaps have not been milked by the fucking media. When they are, it'll be oh so gouache to speak of them like our friend Steven did, and I just might be able to write about blacks like I just did without anyone blinking an eye. Doesn't anyone here feel bad for the damn Ethiopians anymore? Pathetic, isn't it. "Uh. Woman. Beer. Rape. Is that a football? We'll get some pussy later." -- Another Moron You, Steven, are a fucking idiot. I wish for you to die. The saddest thing is you do not even realize your own stupidity, and live in your pathetic universe surrounded with people just like you. Once and for all it is proven time and time again. Stupid people shouldn't breathe. ============================================================================== IBFT is: Farnon's cat - kiesa%tacobel@merk.com Home Board: (508)371-9849 Snarf's cat - clawdia%tacobel@merk.com Pulsating Temple of Stan ftp:141.214.4.135:/docs/ibft ---><--- gopher:ftp.etext.org:/Zines/IBFT mailing list: bleed-request@unix.amherst.edu ==============================================================================