201-376-9907.zip    Female Voice: "The number you have dialed 376-9907 is not in            PLA
                                service. Please check the number and dial again."
 
201-666-0000.zip    Satanic 0-0-0-0-Orgasmic 0-0-0-0-operator! Female Voice:         Ubione
                                "The number you have dialed, 666-0000 is not in service.
                                Please check the number and dial again."
 
301-292-9908.zip    Male Voice: "A 25 cent deposit is required to make this call.                PLA
                                Please hang up, deposit 25 cents, and make your call again."
 
305-994-9963.zip    Female Voice: "The number you have reached 994-9963 is                 PLA
                                being checked or trouble. Please try your call again later."
 
312-591-8301.zip    Female Voice: "The number you have reached 212-8301 is            Jennifer
                                 being checked for trouble. Please try your call again later."             Martino
 
312-591-9999.zip     Male Voice: "The number you have dialed has been changed.        Jennifer
                                 The new number is 555-1212 or 0 + the area code + 555-           Martino
                                 1212. Please hang up and try your call again or refer to the
                                  instruction card for additional information. 1-2-T."
 
503-620-0042.zip    Female Voice: "You have called a party on your own line.                Baby
                                Please hang up, give the called party time to answer and then        Demon/
                                pick up your receiver."                                                                 Tommy

503-620-0043.zip    Female Voice: "You have been called by a party on your line           Baby
                                Please give the calling party time to answer."                                Demon/
                                                                                                                                  Tommy
 
503-620-0047.zip     Male Voice: "Your line has been temporarily disconnected.             Baby
                                 For service, please call our business office at 1-800-483-           Demon/
                                 3100. This is a recording."                                                          Tommy

503-620-0048.zip    Female Voice: "We're sorry. We cannot process your calling            Baby
                                request at this time. Will you try again later please?"                      Demon/
                                                                                                                                    Tommy

503-620-0049.zip    Female Voice: "We're sorry. Your call can not be completed            Baby
                                as dialed. Please check your instruction manual or call repair        Demon/
                                service for assistance."                                                                 Tommy

503-620-0050.zip    Female Voice: "We're sorry. Due to heavy calling we can not            Baby
                                complete your call at this time. Will you please hang up and try      Demon/
                                 your call later. If your call is urgent, please try again now.             Tommy
 
503-620-0055.zip    Female Voice: "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and          Baby
                                try again. If you need help, please call repair service for                 Demon/
                                assistance."                                                                                    Tommy

503-620-0056.zip    Female Voice: "The call you have made requires a coin deposit.            Baby
                                Please hang up momentarily, listen for dial tone, deposit coins,          Demon/
                                and dial your call again."                                                                   Tommy

503-620-0059.zip    Male Voice: "This is a recording. All of the 911 emergency                  Baby
                                lines are busy now. if your call is an emergency, please hang up       Demon/
                                and dial the operator."                                                                     Tommy

509-248-0014.zip    Female Voice: "The number called is busy. A special ringing                 PLA
                                will tell you when the line is free. Please hang up now."

509-248-0015.zip    Female Voice: "You have canceled your request. Please hang              PLA
                                up now."

509-248-0016.zip    Female Voice: "The number was free but it has just become                 PLA
                                busy again. Please hang up. You may  reactivate, if  you wish,
                                by redialing the original code."
                                           
509-248-0019.zip    Female Voice: "We're sorry. You have dialed a  number that               PLA
                                can not be reached from your calling area."
 
509-248-0034.zip     Female Voice: "The last call to your telephone has been traced           PLA
                                 and a 1 dollar and 50 cent charge will be added to your bill. If
                                 the call was life threatening, call your local police. After 3 traces
                                 you may call 1-800-582-0655 to initiate deterrent action."
 
509-248-0035.zip     Female Voice: "The number called can not be reached. Please           PLA
                                 hang up now."

509-248-0036.zip     Female Voice: "Your call has been completed, however the               PLA
                                  party you are calling is not receiving calls at this time."
 
509-248-0037.zip    Female Voice: "Your selective call forwarding and call                        PLA
                                forwarding features can not be used at the same time."
 
509-248-0038.zip    Female Voice: "The number can not be reached now. Please              PLA
                                hang up and try again later."

509-248-0048.zip    Female Voice: "The number you are calling was blocked and              PLA
                                can not be called back using your last call return service."
 
509-248-0091.zip    Female Voice: "The party you are calling does not accept                   PLA
                                blocked calls. If you are calling from a locked number, please
                                 hang up, pick up the receiver, press *82, and redial the phone
                                 number. When you do this your name and number will appear
                                 for this call only."

509-457-0001.zip     Female voice: "Your call can not be completed as dialed.                   PLA
                                 check the number and dial again. 0-6-7-T."

509-457-0002.zip     Male Voice: "We're sorry. You must first dial a 1 when calling           PLA
                                 this number. Will you please hang up and try your call again."
                              
509-457-0003.zip     Female Voice: "This call will be forwarded over private                      PLA
                                 facilities. If you normally receive a charge for this call, a charge
                                 will still apply from the beginning of this announcement although
                                  you may reach a busy or no answer condition."

509-457-0036.zip    Female Voice: "The last number to your telephone can not be              PLA
                                traced and no charge will be added to your bill. Please hang up
                                and call the US West Call Identification Center at 1-800-582
                                0655 if you need further assistance."

509-457-0048.zip    Male Voice: "We're sorry your call can not be completed as                PLA
                                dialed from the phone you are using. Please read the
                                 instruction card and dial again."

509-457-0049.zip    Male Voice: "We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as              PLA
                                dialed. Please check the number and dial again or call your
                                attendant to help you."

509-457-0050.zip    Male Voice: "911 is not a working number for your area. For              PLA
                                emergencies, hang up a moment and dial your operator."
 
509-457-0051.zip    Female Voice: "All circuits are busy now. Please try  your call              PLA
                                later."

541-967-0001.zip    Female Voice: "Your long distance call can not be  completed              PLA
                                your service has been restricted. Please contact your US West
                                business office."

541-967-0003.zip    Jumbled recording! "It is not necessary to dial a... we're                    PLA
                                sorry... for the number you have dialed... long distance
                                company access carrier... call again....  please hang up and tr..."
 

541-967-0004.zip    Jumbled recording! "Your call can not be completed... we're             PLA
                                sorry... led. Please check the code with the access code you
                                dialed... call your long distance company and try again or... for
                                assistance."

541-967-0006.zip    Male Voice: "We're sorry. Due to network difficulties your long            PLA
                                distance call can not be completed at this time. Please try your
                                 call again later."

541-967-0010.zip    Male Voice: "The business telephone number you have dialed is            PLA
                                experiencing a temporary service problem. It has been reported
                                to US West Communications who is checking into the cause of
                                the trouble. We are sorry for the inconvenience. Please try your
                                call again later."

541-967-0027.zip    Female Voice: "The number of the last call you made or                        PLA
                                received is unavailable and you will not be charged. If you were
                                attempting to trace a call and need assistance, please call the
                                US West Call Identification Center at 1-800-582-0655. Again,
                                that number is 1-800-582-0655."
 
610-797-0014.zip    Male Voice: "Excuse me. Please deposit 5 cents for the next 5             PLA
                                minutes. If 5 cents is not deposited within 25 seconds your call
                                25 seconds your call will be automatically terminated."

618-254-0000.zip    0-0-0-0-Orgasmic 0-0-0-0-operator! Female Voice: "The                 PLA
                                number you have reached 254-0000 is not in service for
                                incoming calls."
 
630-893-9883.zip    Female voice: "The number you have reached, 893-9883 is not  Jennifer
                                in service, for incoming calls."                                                     Martino

800-245-7508.zip    Female Voice: "You are not authorized to dial this number.        (Jennifer
                                2-3-K. You are not auth... <reorder>"                                  (Martino ?)

800-363-3343.zip    Male Voice: "You have reached the verification announcement.  (Jennifer
                                Your call can not be completed as dialed. If you believe you   (Martino ?)
                                have reached this recording in error, please contact your long
                                distance telephone company. 5-1-2-3-2-8."

800-368-3407.zip    Female Voice: "AT&T. Easy Reach 800. To complete your         Jennifer
                                call please enter or speak each number of the access code now." Martino

800-432-3960.zip    Beeps over and over and over...                                                  Jennifer
                                                                                                                                  Martino

800-922-0918.zip    Female Voice: "47-10. You have dialed an invalid number.        (Jennifer
                                Please check the number and try your call again."                    Martino ?)

800-999-9962.zip    Female voice: "0-1-2-2. The toll free number you are calling is
                                not serviced from your area."                                              XKMFDMx

800-999-9965.zip    Male Voice: "You have reached a non working 800 number at    Jennifer
                                Liz Claiborne. Thank you." Female Voice: "Thank you for calling. "Martino
 
800-999-9976.zip    Male Voice: "12. We're sorry. Your call can not be completed
                                dialed. Please check the number and dial again or call customer
                                assistance. This is a recording."                                           XKMFDMx

800-999-9994.zip    A jumbled recording! Male voice: "We're sorry you have an
                                800 number that is not available... We're sorry you have dialed
                                an 800 number that is not available... We're sorry you have
                                dialed an 800 number that is not available... We're sorry you
                                have dialed an 800 number that is not available... <reorder>  XKMFDMx

800dced1.zip           Female Voice: "The toll free number you have dialed has been     (Jennifer
                                disconnected. No further information is available about this        Martino ?)
                                 number. 1-1-0-T."

805-664-0004.zip    Female Voice:  "This phone is not currently in service. To order          PLA
                                telephone service from Pacific Bell hang up and dial 1-800-310-
                                BELL. En espanol marque... ...In case of fire, medical and
                                police emergencies, dial 911. Thank you."

805-664-0019.zip    Female Voice: "We're sorry. The service you are  requesting is          PLA
                                not available on this line."

815-469-9999.zip    Female Voice "You have not deposited the correct amount to       Interrupt
                                place your call. Please check the instruction card for rate
                                information and try your call again."

877-555-1212.zip   Female Voice: "Please note that in 1998 toll free numbers can           NPA
                               be either 800, 888 or 877 numbers."
 
888-999-9931.zip   Female Voice: "Your call did not go though. Please try your call
                               again. 0-6-7-T."                                                                  XKMFDMx

888-999-9977.zip   Female Voice: "The number you have dialed has been
                               disconnected or is no longer in service. Message 102."   ( XKMFDMx ?)
 

888-999-9990.zip   Female Voice: "7-1-1. The 800 number you have dialed is not XKMFDXx
                               in service. There is no further information available at this time."

911change1.zip      Female Voice: "The number you have reached, 9-1-1, has been         (?)
                               changed to a non published number."

914-268-9940.zip    Female Voice: "We're sorry. But since you did not select a long         (?)
                                distance company, this call can not be completed as dialed. To
                                place this call in emergency, dial 0 and an operator will assist you."

914-735-9988.zip    Female Voice: "If you would like to report a police, fire or          UbiOne
                                medical emergency, hang up, resume dial tone, and dial 911.
                                All other calls from this line are restricted. If you wish to
                                discuss your telephone bill, please call your local telephone
                                provider. If you wish to establish telephone service, call the
                                provider of your choice."

916-440-0005.zip    Female Voice: "We're sorry. You must first dial a 1 when calling         PLA
                                this number. Will you please hang up and try your call again."

916-440-0015.zip    Female Voice: "We're sorry. Your call did not go through. Will           PLA
                                you please try your call again."

916-440-0017.zip    Female Voice: "Your service has been interrupted. For                       PLA
                                emergencies, dial 911. To discuss your resident's account dial
                                1-800-540-0256 for business dial 1-800-464-6649."

916-440-0029.zip    Female Voice: "We're sorry. All circuits are busy now. Will you          PLA
                                please try your call again later."

916-440-0030.zip    Female Voice: "There is no charge for this call. This number has          PLA
                                been disconnected as a result of a recent federal court decision
                                and Pacific Bell's business policy."

916-440-0031.zip   Female Voice: "We're sorry. Due to telephone company facility           PLA
                               troubles, your call can not be completed at this time. Will you
                               try your call again later."

blocked1.zip          Female Voice: "The person you are calling does not wish to talk      NPA
                               with callers who block their number. If you wish to reach this
                               person, please hang up, and  place your call again without
                               blocking your number."

callarea1.zip          Female voice: "We're sorry. You've dialed a number which can    Jennifer
                               not be reached in your calling area."                                            Martino

callarea2.zip           Female voice: "You have dialed a number that is not available    (Jennifer
                                from your calling area. 0-6-7-T."                                            Martino ?)

callarea3.zip           Female voice: "The number you have dialed can not be reached (Jennifer
                                from your calling area. 2-E-L."                                               Martino?)

cantbcomp1.zip      Female Voice: "Your call can not be completed as dialed.           (Jennifer
                               Please check the number and dial again.                                   Martino ?)

dcednis1.zip           Female voice: "We're sorry you have reached a number that has  (Jennifer
                               been disconnected or is no longer in service. If you feel your      Martino ?)
                               have reached this recording in error, please check the number
                               and try your call again."

invalid1.zip             Female voice: "47-4. The number you have dialed is invalid or     (Jennifer
                                blocked from your area code. Please check your local listing."  Martino ?)

invalid2.zip              Female voice: "47-3 We're sorry. The number you dialed is       (Jennifer
                                dialed is invalid. Please check the area code dialed, or call       Martino ?)
                                directory assistan... [ce]."
 
invalid3.zip              Female voice: "47-10. You have dialed an invalid number.          (Jennifer
                                 Please check the number and try your call again."                    Martino ?)

nis1.zip                    Female voice: "We're sorry the number you have reached is        (Jennifer
                                not in service. Please check the number and dial again."            Martino ?)

notvalid1.zip            Male voice: "The area code or telephone number as dialed is       Jennifer
                                 not valid. Please check the area code and telephone number       Martino
                                 dial again. Thank you. The following tones are  for the hearing
                                 impaired... [TDD tones]"

offhook1.zip             Male Voice: "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try Jennifer
                                 again. If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator."      Martino

offhook2.zip            Annoying reorder one would hear when the phone  was kept       Jennifer
                                off the hook for too long.                                                            Martino

opassist1.zip           Male voice: "When making a call requiring operator assistance,    Jennifer
                                dial 0 + the area code + the seven digit number."                         Martino

outofac8001.zip      Male voice: "When dialing a call outside of your area code or      Jennifer
                                an 800 number, dial 1 first. On calls within your area code, just   Martino
                                dial the 7 digit number."

 


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