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         The Twenty Types of Legend of the Red Dragon (LORD) Players
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                                  by
                        Michael Xavier Maelstrom
               Montreal, Quebec, Canada, Earth, Sometimes.


1. The *Real* L.O.R.D player - Sits at PC in home-fashioned suit of armor
                               with long-sword unsheathed.

2. The *Real* L.O.R.D "role" ``player'' - always disrobes whenever s/he
                                          receives Romantic mail.

3. The L.O.R.D experience-hungry flirt - "OK, I've slept with all the
   Females and raked in 200 000 exp, how do I change my sex so I can
   flirt with all the males too!!"

4. The Way Powerful - "and then the Sysop used the Monster editor
   and Able's Minion did a piddling 26890909090309430340943093 damage
   HOHOHOHEHEHEHAHAHA"

5. The Way Stupid - "Finally! Someone at level 12 logged on! I'm gonna
                     kill them with my stick in an online duel, chaaarge!"

6. The Way Stupid (Part Deux) -  "Alright! Someone at level 12 logged on!
                                  I'm gonna kill them with my stick in an
                                  online duel because I have 99 children!
                                  Chaaaaaaarge!"

7. The Massive Coward - "Oh No! A Tree! Run Away, Run Away!"

8. The Newbie - "What happens if I try to fight myself in an online duel?"

9. The Idiot Savant - <Posts in the News> "Come on, Kill me, I dare you!
                                           I'm the bestest!!!!"

10. The Paranoid Idiot Savant - "then I hit B in the forest and
                                 the Sysop stole all my gold!!!"

11. The Suck-Up Newbie - <sends online mail> "If you don't kill me
                                              I'll send you 500 gold!!"

12. The IGM Cheater - "F", "L", <Enter>, "R", "T", "A" <advances 1 level>
                      (repeats 11 times) "S", <Kills Dragon>.

13. The IGM Cheat Whiner - Repeats steps in 12, "Whadaya mean I can't
                           kill the dragon again today, I still have
                           400 turns left!!!!!"

14. The Not-Used-To-IGMs Whiner (Part 1) - "IGM cheaters are bad players!"

15. The Not-Used-To-IGMs Whiner (Part 2) - "Hi everyone in the L.O.R.D
    echo, how do you cheat in the following IGMs! <lists them>"

16. The Not-Used-To-IGMS-Whiner becomes IGM-Cheat-Player `dawning rational':
    "Yeh, I know I used to say Cheating was bad, but.."

17. The Pseudo Megalomaniac - Sits at level 12 with 2 billion experience
                              just to show everyone s/he's the best.

18. The Megalomaniac-Hater  - Complains that only kiddies sit at level 12
                              with 2 billion experience to show off.

19. The *Real* Megalomaniac - Sits at level 12 with 2 billion experience
                              the Sysop changes the win kills from 10 to 4
                              s/he has 1 kill, the Megalomaniac-hater has
                              3 kills.  3 days later the Megalomaniac
                              has killed the Megalomaniac-Hater and
                              won the game.

20. The Ultimate L.O.R.D Player - Sit, Red Dragon, Sit.  Good Boy.


          w/regards to Seth Able Robinson, Creator of L.O.R.D

                         Michael X. Maelstrom
               Montreal, Quebec, Canada, Earth, Sometimes.