"DO THE PIRATE!"
                    
                     
                     
                     BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE P.P.P.B


  
     WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH PEOPLE? DO THOSE COCK SUCKING LOWLIFE
 PROGRAMMERS EXPECT US TO ACTUALLY PAY 60 BUCKS FOR SOME SHITTY GAME?
 YEAH RIGHT... FUCK THAT PLAN! WHY FUCKING BOTHER PAYING THAT MUCH FOR A 
 LOUSY GAME WHEN YOU CAN COPY IT OFF A FRIEND! (OR STEAL IT OFF A STORES 
 COMPUTER USING M.S. BACKUP!) I CANT HELP BUT TO LAUGH WHEN I SEE THEESE
 BASTARDS CRYING A SOB STORY ABBOUT HOW PEOPLE ARE STEALING MONEY FROM THEM
 WHEN THEY COPY THIER PROGRAMS..... WHAAAAAA! GO CRY YOU FUCKUP!
 WOULD YOU FELL SORRY FOR SOMEBODY IF THIER HOUSE GOT BUSTED INTO
 CAUSE THEY WERE TO DUMB TO LOCK THE DOORS, SHUT THE WINDOWS, OR JUST 
 LEFT IT WIDE OPEN? WOULD YOU FEEL SORRY FOR THEM IF THEY LEFT ABBOUT
 50 "SECRET" KEYS LYING ARROUND TO OPEN ALL THE DOORS? ITS THIER OWN DAMN 
 FAULT!

     WELL HELLO! NEWS FLASH! IF YOU DIDNT FEEL SORRY FOR PEOPLE THAT GET
 THIER HOUSES BROKEN INTO..... WHY FEEL SORRY FOR PROGRAMMERS....?
 NOW AS YOU ALL KNOW THERE ARE THINGS CALLED COPY PROTECTION THAT FOIL
 US PIRATES. NOW TAKE 2 EXAMPLES OF CERTAIN GAMES I HAVE PIRATED.
 SIMCITY 2000. NO PROTECTION WHATSOEVER! THIS IS THE SAME PERSON THAT
 LEAVES HIS FUCKING HOUSE WIDE OPEN AND GETS ROBBED! HE DESERVES TO HAVE
 HIS PROGRAM COPIED!
 MOST PIRATES LIKE SIMPLE PROGRAMS WITH LITTLE OR NO PROTECTION.
 WE DONT HAVE THE TIME TO USE C++ AND FIGURE OUT SOURE CODE AND ALL
 THAT SHIT.... SO WHEN WE COME ACROSS A PROGRAM SUCH AS
 STRATIGIC SIMMULATIONS UNLIMITED ADVENTURES..... F U C K  I T !
 UNLESS YOUR A SUPERTHIEF, YOU WILL HAVE A HELLUVA TIME GETTIN INTO
 THAT ONE... NOT ONLY DOES THAT PERSON LOCK HIS HOUSE...
 HES GOT FUCKING GUARD DOGS AND 50 DEADBOLTS! SO DO YOU SEE WHAT IM SAYING?
 YOU WOULDNT FEEL SORRY FOR THE DUMB FUCK WHOS HOUSE GOT BROKEN INTO
 SO WHY FEEL SORRY FOR PROGRAMMERS THAT ARE TO FUCKING STUPID TO
 DEVELOP A DECENT COPY PROTECTION PROGRAM??!!!?!??!?! ANYONE THAT CAN
 MAKE A PROGRAM LIKE SIMCITY2000 SHOULD AT LEAST BE ABLE TO PROTECT IT!

 SO DONT FEEL SORRY FOR THEESE MORONIC PEOPLE THAT DONT LOCK THIER
 PROGRAMS! COPY THEM FOR YOURSELF AND FRIENDS AND PERHAPS IT WILL TEACH
 THE DUMB FUCK A LESSON!










[Sysop Comment to the author:  Why work for a living when you can go on
welfare?  Only stupid fucks work and pay taxes, by your fucked up logic.
Enjoy your life on Welfare, butthole.  -=( T )=-]