------------------------------------------------------------------------------ How To Shoplift - Part Two Written By: ZiGGY ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ In my last file I wrote on this subject (Quite a long time ago), I explained in general some techniques on how not to get cought. In this file, I will list some more specific methods on how to get certain objects. Cassettes --------- Unless you are some kind of spoiled millionaire who could care less about the cost of recorded material, you probably don't feel like paying 7-9 bucks for an album or cassette that you really want. This technique will require that you have a coat of some kind on, so you don't look suspicious with the tapes under your shirt. Of course, you think, this might be useless during the warmer months where a coat is not needed, or if you live in an area of the country where you never need a coat due to the temperatures. In this case, I suggest that you wear two, maybe even three t-shirts with a sweatshirt of sorts over them. You probably know of the plastic thing that they put on the cassettes in order to avoid people slipping them in their pockets. You will not worry about this until you get home where you have scissors to cut the plastic off. Get the cassette(s) that you want to take and put them all in one pile. Usually they have little racks where the tapes are stacked, this works fine for a place to put them. After you have picked the tapes out and put them in one place, make sure that there is no one looking at you and if possible, get in the most secluded and hidden spot of the tapes section. WATCH OUT FOR ONE WAY WINDOWS ON THE WALLS AND CEILINGS! One by one, take a tape that you want and hold it low and pretend to be reading the back of it. Hold it against your thigh right below the bottom of your coat and stand there for a few seconds so you look normal. Turn with your leg away from the mirror or sales desk or whatever so it is facing the rack where all the tapes are located. While you do this, take your other hand and pull your coat and shirts under it OUT so that you can slip the tape up in one quick motion against your chest. Tuck in your shirt so that it will not fall out. Repeat this for more than one tape, although I suggest not taking more than 2 or 3 at one time or you will look extremely top-heavy, and the tapes will have a better chance for falling out if there are more of them. So now, let's look at what we have so far: You are standing there with cassettes pushed up your shirt, resting against your chest, with the jacket over them all. Now, make sure that the shirt is tucked in, and put your hands in your coat and hold the tapes up against your chest through your pockets and casually walk away. I have done this several times and have never been cought. I suggest that you not do this in a crowded store, I get my tapes from a K-Mart (dont laugh, tapes are tapes!) which doesn't have many people in it. Clothes ------- If you cannot afford good clothes like so many other people, you don't need to go around looking like a slob, you can shoplift plenty of different clothes. "But what about those sensormatic things with the built in alarms that go off when you leave the store, ZiGGY?" you ask. Simply rip them off if you are planning on taking a shirt. They usually put them near the bottom of the shirt, less than an inch or so from the bottom, it wont make that big of a rip... Other times, they place them up on the collar of the shirt. You can eventually work the thing off if you pull and turn hard enough. Either way, take the shirt or whatever into the dressing room. The problem with this is that sometimes they have these checks where you have to bring out the same amount of things you bring in. If they have this sort of thing with a guard and everything, you cannot do this unless you are real crazy. First, take the shirt or pair of pants into the dressing room and get rid of the tag in either of the methods listed above. Then simply tie the article of clothing around your waist and walk out of the place. Books ----- To get books, you can use the method listed for the cassettes. Books are easier, though, because you can carry the book to the back of the store and put it in a pocket in your coat. First, rip the tag off of the book so if you get cought you can say that you had bought it somewhere else, and this could lessen the chances of getting arrested. For this reason, you should always rip the tags off. Conclusion ---------- When you take something, DO NOT act like you are in a hurry to get out of the store, in fact, you should walk slower than usual and take the long way out of the store. Do not go to a store too often to shoplift. If you find a nice store for getting tapes at, go there once a week at the maximum, because, beleive it or not, they will recognize you and watch you if you aren't careful. Also, never get to thinking that you are "the best" at shoplifting, because if you do this, you will become careless and WILL be cought. Try not to get into too big of things, for instance, don't think that if you can steal some tapes that you can steal anything. Take only what you need or want badly, do not waste your luck on petty things that you do not consider important. 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