PrankPhone Calls Some transcripts of PLA Texas' member prank calls. (Currently all me) ME: Hello, may I speak to Mr. Jenkins please? THEM: This is he. ME: This is Robert with AT&T Corporate Security, I'd like to talk to you about around $2000 dollars of illegal fradulent calls made from your house. THEM: Excuse me? ME: Do you know anything about this? THEM: No, I don't know anything about any calls. ME: I'm sorry sir, but our records show that these calls were made from YOUR house. THEM: It must be a mistake ME: You'll have to pay for them. THEM: How much did you say the calls were? ME: $2,010.30. I can fax or mail you a list of times the calls were made and the duration and cost of the calls. THEM: Well I didn't make those calls, I'm NOT paying. ME: Then AT&T will give your name to a collection agency, and your local telephone provider will shut off your phone line. THEM: I told you, I didn't make any goddamn phone calls! ME: I'm sorry sir, but you did. THEM: I then sent him a nice letter with a collection agency letter head asking for the $2,000 dollars, called him again and said I was with Southwestern Bell and was shutting of his long distance because he had made fradulent calls, and then shut down his long distance carrier and all of his calling cards. To this day I don't think he can make a long distance call :) Here's a transcript of me harrassing my "Current Loser of the Month" of Jan-Apr 1996 ME: 1-800-225-5288 ATT: duh, duh, duh, duh, duh How would you like to bill this call? ME: Collect ATT: Number please? ME: 214-923-0810 ATT: Your name? ME: Hank Moore PHONE: THEM: Hello? ATT: Hello, this is AT&T Operator xxxx (I forgot), I have a collect call from "Hank Moore", will you accept charges? THEM: Why sure! THEM: Hank? ME: Yeah bitch, whatcha doing? THEM: Hank???? ME: Your phone been asking you for quarters lately? THEM: huh? ME: I just wondered how your phone bill is doing? THEM: You are an evil person. I hope you know you are going to hell. THEM: THEM: Hello, Waxahachie Christian? ME: May I speak with John Box please? THEM: just a moment... THEM: Hello, this is John. ME: Hi, this is Eric with the Internal Revenue service. We would like to inform you that an employee of yours is cheating on his taxes. We've found huge discrepancies in 5 of his tax returns, and have launched a full scale investigation on him. THEM: Who is it? What do you want? ME: Is a Mr. Hankford Moore not employed by you? THEM: yeah... he's an honest man though, he wouldn't cheat on his taxes ME: I'm sorry, but he has gotten huge sums of money from somewhere, and they haven't come from his job. Do you know anything about this? THEM: Well, come to think of it, he has been coming around here with a new car, and fancy clothes. And I heard he and his wife were going to build a swimming pool for their kids... ME: Do you have any idea where the money came from? The FBI is currently investigating that matter. THEM: I've been pretty upset at him lately. Someone keeps calling here, asking for him, and hanging up. Also, most of his mail comes here now. He's always late, and jumpy a lot. And that stunt with the businesses was ridiculous! ME: what are you talking about sir? THEM: at 8:15 in the morning, about 20 people from lawn repair, to painters, to piano tuners knock on my door and ask for Hank Moore. It took me 'til 10:00 to get everyone to leave and then at 12:00 I got 5 x-tra large pepperoni pizzas delivered. I was madder than a hornet. ME: uh, okay, but what about the taxes? could you withhold his paycheck until we get this cleared up THEM: sure, if I don't fire him THEM: That mention of the lawn repair, etc. was a variation on RBCP's theme, except I ordered the services to Hank's boss in Hank's name instead of to Hank's house. Here's a transcript of me having fun with my OKI cellular phone, breaking into other people's conversations using debug mode: ME: THEM: blah, blah, blah ME: <#42-01> (OKI code to turn on DTMF 1) THEM2: what the heck is that awful horn? (sounds like a senior citizen) ME: <#43> (turning it off) THEM: what horn? (only one side of conversation could hear my DTMF) ME: <#42-01> for about 2 seconds ME: <#43> THEM2: that horn THEM: i don't hear any horn, I'll hang up and call you back ME: <#07> (OKI code to transmit) ME: I AM GOD!!!! THEM2: What? ME: I AM GOD!!!! THEM2: Do you hear that? Someone is speaking in my phone besides you!! THEM: Have you been taking something Janice? ME: The world ends tonight! THEM2: God just told me that the world ends tonight through my cellular phone! THEM: Maybe you'd better get some rest. THEM2: But I heard it. THEM2: Really I did. THEM: I'd better talk to you later. THEM: Bye THEM2: But i really heard him!!!