Date: Wed, 04 Nov 92 17:06:15 EST
>From: anonymous@mindvox.phantom.com
Subject: File 4--Re: Worship SPERF of be engulfed in SunDevil Jr. ][+

((MODERATORS' NOTE: The following is in response to the
Greenburgh, NY, "computer hacker bust" reported in NEWSBYTES and
reprinted in CuD #4.55)).

Ok, Look...  They were confused all right?  If you were a teenager
with hormones, eating too much pizza and trying to master the art of
smoking cigarettes, you'd be confused too.  But that's not the point
of this story, this is:

It was a dark and stormy night; a shot rang out; the door slowly
creaked open and a martian chick with three tits peered into the
darkly lit confines of the room casting a hellish green light upon the
masses of huddled hackerdom within.  She drew open the door and
proclaimed:  "Well, like you know you aren't supposed to be that many
guests in here right?"

10 cops burst in, no 50, yeah that's better, they drew uzi's as the
SWAT team swooped down from the sky; Yuri, knowing what he had to do,
ate the monitor and burnt the coded disks while the masses ran around
in little circles and swallowed the drugZ, booZe and Jelly donuts.
The police drew their guns, then took out their nightsticks instead
and beat on the hackers for the amusement value, making racial slurs
all the while as they forced the pre-teen girls to strip and let them
take photographs.

..meanwhile, unnoticed in the corner, DETH HEYD began an incantation
to summon SATAN and FUCK THEM ALL TO GODDAMN FUCKING HELL IN UPPERCASE

PhA<tZ:

50-65 People at Pump(on

25-35 Picked Up

 4-5  processed / set to be arrainged

   1  Not released on bail -- previous arrest warrant.

Generally dudes, drinking, taking drugs, and watching bad TV.  Various
underage chiXx of unknown origin, 3-4 computers (Amigas of course)
complete with video games and other <o0L WheRez & Demos to watch while
high, along with an AT&T terminal, painted bright red and scortched
with the mark of the beast.

Dudez used k0dez, karDz and plAyeD with SwiTChez and did naughty
things.  AT&T has said it "wants to persecute to the fullest extent
of its confusion" and will not stop until its nearly the end.

Yuri turned the channel and found himself dazed and Konfused in his
living room.  This not being a foreign state to him (remember its his
living room), he sat down to eat ding dongs and cheeze whiz and
contemplate what it all meant; the phone rang, his friend has been
raided.  His friend is lying but the smoke is coming out of Yuri's
ears since he is THE SECOND TO THE LAST M0[> MEMBER NOT YET IN BIG
TROUBLE AND THEY'RE COMING TO GET HIM, BECAUSE *THEY* WATCH WITH
UNBLINKING EYES AND _BIDE_ THEIR TIME UNTIL THE MOMENT IS RIGHT AND
THEN___ well we'll have none of that, so the world's first underground
BBS lives once more, and Yuri picks up the phone and RUN!  calls us
and generally FLEE! says silly things with OH NO! the smoke still
coming out of his ears SHIT! because he is truly freaking out and
believes he will go to hell now.

Shit happens, ya know, sum of it is pretty bad, some of it ain't --it
is not quite as tragic as we were led to believe, because if you don't
believe in the power of THE WORD then what is there?

Sperf is EVIL

PaTriCK/legi!()n of PhAnt0mZ

ps:  Hi!  Lotta dudes got picked up over the weekend/Monday, including
the man we know and love as Murdering Thugly.

Grunt.

It seems to be largely ok, as in mild riot/teenage gang-bang, gone
slightly askew when k0dez karDz and K0kAine entered the picture.  They
were naughty, naughty BAD BAD BAD.

()()f

z00m!

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