_____________________________ | Terrorist Home Companion V |_______________________________________________ | "The day we make contact" | | qp Call These qp | | By: Soft Jock and The Dead Kennedy db ---- ----- db | | qp Silicon Valley..504-241-3452 qp | | An Anarchists-R-Us release '86 db Pistop..........504-774-7126 db | |This file written in remembrance of Bug qp both 3/12 10m BBS/AE/CF qp | | Byter and Soft Jock (MCI, R.I.P.) db db | |_____________________________________________________________________________| With World War III knocking on our door, I feel it is every persons right to be able to protect and defend his or her's investments. With the Government making it almost impossible for the average person to have a decent weapon, I guess that only means that you will have to make them yourself. So, I've come back with a few more ideas, both serious and prank. Fire Grenade Launcher --------------------- First, you will need a 12 or 16 gauge shotgun. You must mount two T=ygs to it and make it like a tripod with the stock being the third leg. Take a shell and hacksaw off the front part with the shot in it. Place the modified shell in the chamber. Take a long piece of circular wood (like a broomstick) and shove it in through the barell. Make sure it is at least touching the shell (don't push too hard unless you want a broomstick through your head!). Next, mount a small rubber platform on the end of the stick. Securely fasten a molotov cocktail the the platform (coke bottle filled with gas, oil, detergent, and an oily rag in the top). Light the rag and pull the trigger. With practice, you can shoot this thing wih amazing accuracy. Explosive Ideas --------------- Everyone has made a bomb and just lit it and watched it go boom. there are ways to get more out of your boom. If you take something like sandbags or bags of cement and lay them on top or on the sides of your bomb, the result will be much more damaging and will create a smoke screen (if you use something like cement or flour and not rocks or sand). Itching Powder -------------- I know this is no Anarchy, but ideas are running low. This, however, makes a great practical joke! Get some fiberglass insulation (either by punching a hole in your wall and removing it, or by going to a construction sight and lifting it). Grind it up good (for large amounts, I suggest something like a blender). Now just place this pink powder anywhere you wish. This is better than the stuff you can buy in the store. I got some asshole in the movies and he itched all throughout the show. Don't ask me why I had itching powder in the movies, but it did work. Rain Detination --------------- Here's an easy way to let mother nature help you set off a few bombs (they must be ELECTRICAL). If it's raining out, place 2 test leads into a cup (or 2 wires), each on opposite sides, so that they are touching the bottom of the cup. Next place some metalic substance (that DOES conduct electricity) in the bottom (not too much! Don't connect the wires!). Wire up your favorite bomb around this leaving the only break in the circuit in the bottom of the cup. When it rains enough, the water will begin to fill cup, mix with the metal, and act as a bridge for the electricity. If all was set up correctly, your device should go off. In the event of no rain, just use one of those Solar Cells (obtainable from Radio Shack) and connect it to a solar igniter (this must be a FIRE type bomb with a fuse!). Connect the igniter to the fuse, set the bomb in a shady place (that is soon to be in the light), and leave. All should go as planned. Whistler Bomb ------------- Do you have one of those asshole coaches in your school always blowing that damn whistle at you? If so, here's an idea that will shut his ass up for a while. First, make a small batch of your favorite friction sensitive explosive (see early "Terrorist Home Companion" files written by me and a few other aRu members). Fill his whistle up with it (not a whole bunch or he'll notice. Just enough so it will make a boom he will never forget. Now, go be an asshole on the field and wait for his to give it a good blow. "Gee coach, how did you get shrapnel in your face?" Exploding Pipe -------------- So you have that asshole teacher or mean old man on the block who smokes a (cough, cough) pipe. Or maybe even your favorite weedhead. Steal the guys pipe (like from his car). If it is a good pipe, you should be able to pull it into 2 pieces. Clean it out (with a pipe cleaner, they're cheap). Run a fuse from the bowl back to where the pipe goes back together. Place a small explosive inside the tube where the smoke comes through to the mouth and wire it up to the fuse. Next, replace the burnt tobacco that was in the bowl and put it back where you got it from. "What's wrong, not getting enough drag? Maybe you should suck harder. Boom!" _____________________________________________________________________________ / _________________________________________________________________________ \ | ! ! | | | Terrorist Home Companion part V "The day we make contact" | | | | | | | | (C) 1986 by Anarchists-R-Us | | | | | | | | "Anarchists don't die, they just lose their cars and re-group" | | | | -Soft Jock | | | !_________________________________________________________________________! | \_____________________________________________________________________________/ Downloaded From P-80 Systems 304-744-2253