Group 42 Sells Out!

Tipz From a 28 Year Old Boy Scout

by Stevyn of the IFJ

My heart is pounding, my spider senses are tingling, my mind is aware of humans struggling to be on top and willing to step on yer back, love, blood and toes. You are on yer own in a deadly yet very beautiful world. Be sure to notice and enjoy the incredable planet we live on, but also thing of Las Vegas and remember how twisted our world can be. Be Prepared, da dam fine motto to say. Here is some common sense just for you:

Always avoid traffic, drive defensive, stay alert, as a pedestrian do your best to avoid moving cars. Watch traffic carefully.

Find quality phriends. A handfull of close tight phriends is worth more than anything else!

When you talk to strangers you are revealing way more than you even realize! Learn to be quiet and keep yer life private. Blabbing and bragging is a mistake.

Listen and Learn. Learn everything yer phriend may wish to share. All skills and knowledge is valubale! Listen to what people say. If they suck you will hear it when they speak. If a person has info to share, be sure to take tyme to ask + remember.

Watch all spy movies and carefully practice the life. Mod yer car with secret trix, Ring yer place with motion detectors and IR video cameras. Secure everything at all tymes. Prepare for any trouble.

Study Tae Kwon Do. Make sure it is the street fighting style from a Korean Master. Don't waste tyme with the wrong teacher or other gentler self-defense programs. Never get in fights! Avoid at all costs! Having yer face busted up really sux, as does a knife in the belly! If in a fight then don't follow the rules- fight dirty and think of yer life at hand.

Travel. Avoid trouble spots, visit an area that you can handle. Look for adventurous land, new peoples. Have compleate courtesy and respect. Try to become a native, soak up the culture and become one of them. Learn the real life and join the local scene. Remember all when you leave and always maintain contact with any phriends you have made. never abandon phriends. Invite them to visit you elsewhere. Visit them again or have a rendezvous! The biggest thrill is to introduce good phriends from different scenes and places.

Expand yer mind. Make sure you do LSD at least once. When you do a mind altering drug such as LSD you will learn so much about yerself. Make sure it is done while happy and at a safe comfortable place with phriends at hand. Enjoy the experience and think hardcore about every little thing going on. You will actually feel your body metabolism and new senses you are normally unaware of. The knowledge and experiences from doing a trip of LSD are very unique and powerful.

Don't depend on anything or anyone. Take responsibility and blame. Try to avoid situations that involve taking responsibility or blame. Take care of your self! Stay healthy and alert. Be prepared for any situation, good or bad.

Have phun. Your main goal should be to enjoy your life and have mucho phun. Follow your dreams. Your job and work is to make sure your dreams happen, don't fail yerself. After this you should be working on helping yer phriends achieve there dreams!


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