Anyways. Warez is typically a copy of a game/utility, PKzip'ed by diskette, ready to unzip (see pkunzip) on to your computer to play/use/abuse/etc. Any software imaginable is available on the internet. More specifically, most of the time you can find the LATEST games/utils/etc. Older stuff is harder to come by unless you know someone with a big stash of warez or who will restore it off tape and upload it to you.
A good nick will go a long ways, A bad nick will get your ragged and flamed and kicked in no time. Remember use CASE CORRECTLY. I hate fuqurs that don't know when to shift and not. They should all burn in fucking hell with their fingers stuck in the hot oil of a fry-daddy. Dumbasses.
So you /Nick YOURNICK and you ready to rip up the warez channels. As of this writing i'll tell you where everyone hangs and how to find them on EFNET.
The first command: /list *ware*
will list all public warez channels, Most of these are real lame and a good
place to begin. Obviously if theres only one person in that channel, you
need to skip it. You aren't gonna be tradin with your self now are you?
Try these /join's in this order to find yourself the best channel. Don't be suprised if you get kicked on join. Most people don't take to newcomers that quick!
/join #warez <--- the MAIN channel. 99% private /join #warez2 <--- Lamahs Part 1 . 99% private too, just lamer. /join #warez1 <--- Even lamah, usually less private. /join #warez3 <--- Even more lamahs, Mostly private now. /join #warez4 <--- Totally lame, usually full or public /join #warez5 <--- TYPICAL STARTING POINT for YOU lamer. /join #warez6,7,8 <--- on a busy night its easier to keep the groups smaller.Other pir8 channels: #Mac_Warez, #Amiga_Warez, #SNES_WAREZ, #traders, #warez54, #warez0, #zeraw, etc.
Ok you'll get either "Cannot join, (Private channel)" or you'll get in. You've gotta be REAL ST00pid to not get in one channel.
Okay first thing your gonna need if you under Linux,unix etc, is a script. You pretty much suck if your using non-unix , but thats another faq.
so say just like this or change the wording if you want..
"Hay dudes, i lost my old account and just got a new one and i need some scripts like phoenix, or textbox or NaCHOS!" -- Remember the CAPS rule.
(i do not work for any of these script writers, just giving them a plug).
Some dude will, after enough begging, give you a script. This leads us to the next section on DCC priming.
*** DCC SEND (phoenix.irc 128674) request received from Byte ^^^ Means someones sending you shit. Your mileage may vary on wording.You have like 30 seconds max typically to get the DCC, so get off your ass if you don't have an auto-dcc get script. It's rude to leave dcc requests sitting for long.
/dcc <--unix, will list any all pending dcc's /dcc GET USERNAME FILENAME <-- get a file /dcc SEND USERNAME FILENAME <-- send someone a file.This is like the lamers way of doing shit, and will wear out your fingers fast since it don't auto-get or offer shit. Wildcards don't work either, doesnt that suck. Shitty irc client. Remember Unix is CASE sensitive to filenames.
Xdcc basically does 2 things:
1. automatically gets DCC's people send to you. This helps with those
damn 10 game disks n shit. Vunderfool.
2. Offers and automatically send Files you OFFER to give others.
There are many ways to get files from different scripts.
say Joe is offering File 1 by:
HDCC: /msg joe hdcc send #1 Xdcc: /msg joe xdcc send #1 dccme: /msg joe dccme send 1 etc. Some use CTCP (/ctcp joe xdcc send #1)You can always query their help (/msg joe hdcc help) for more info.
Don't ask how to get files n shit , 99% of the time u'll get kicked for be such a stupid newbie fuq.
/ctcp * xdcc list /ctcp * list xfilesx xabi (obsolete) !lsor just shout "Hey who the fuck is offering shit???" that usually works cuz those idiots who offer think they are like cool for offering and shit. These people obviously have too much ego making up for their lack of it in the real world. Dumbasses. Oh well we're here to leech so leech up
Typical Responses:
-fRaG- please type '//si chat frag' to get a listing of files for dcc. ^^^^ funny, dont fall for /si jokes -cap- No files offered. *** CTCP ERROR reply from Flava: Unknown ctcp-command XDCC ^^^^ doesnt have a script loaded. -EA2- Pack Description -EA2- #1 Zap-O-Com 2.00 Reg'd (OS/2 Term) -EA2- #2 PhoEniX 2.o1 by Vassago ^^^^^^^^^^ DING DING DING DING WAREZ!! Phoenix is da script of lamahs -d-e-m- No files offered. -CasE_- No files offered. -Mole- No files offered. -BlastMan- ERRMSG UNKNOWN CTCP QUERY - XDCC listA -WarHead- No files offered. -Kappa- ERRMSG UNKNOWN CTCP QUERY - XDCC listA -QUaGPREz- No files offered. *** CTCP ERRMSG reply from Cha0S: list -HaRy- Pack Description -HaRy- #1 Tango 12 Warez CD (Contents) -HaRy- #2 My Warez CD contents [10 CDs] -Toben- Sorry there are no files offered. -harry-o- Pack Description -harry-o- #1 DooM ][ DeaTH MaTHC WADS!!! -harry-o- #2 MCS Stereo -harry-o- #3 Descent [2 Disks] ^^^^ This is a great shareware game. Pirates distribute anyone kewl or good. So be thankful id/apogee d00dz! -harry-o- #4 HERETIC CHEAT CODESso i want Pack 3 from harry-o, i'd just type /msg harry-o xdcc send #3
and whammo Warez r us :). Get a fucking script before you head straight for the leeching. Trust me there.
Like in textbox, doing /xdcc autoget on , will turn on the auto-dcc get mode.
Its lame to whine about the fact you don't understand whats going on, or are just plain stupid. We don't give a fuck.
Its usually lame to offer porn. Unless of course its niki taylor or other supah-models that i must worship. Lois from the new superman, would be rad, btw. She is mondo sex-goddess. Playmate pics are kewl too, she is hot warez ghoddess chick even.
Don't leech what you don't really need.
Don't leech too much at one time to bring your system down to a lag. I hate people with 1k/sec dcc's even though thats what i get :)
Don't BEG for sites, descreetly ask... This brings us to our next section..
Remember unix is good security. Typically everything transferred, said, etc can be monitored and logged. Never admit to pirating. Don't start up your own site (for warez). Don't tell people you hacked systems. Stay outta jail and like courier warez n shit.
Typically FTP sites, FSP sites, sometimes even HTTP sites(www) can be found publicly available, you usually need to get your self comfortably in a channel and start to get to know people. DO NOT BEG FOR SITES, WILL WORK FOR ZITES, is the quickest way to get ur ass banned off the channel.
BE SUBTLE -- get some warez, offer them to others. On different channels and at different hours of the day. This is the best way to get sites, but schoozin' your way in.
FSP - if you have a fsp client, you just FSP SITENAME PORT# FTP - Typically you FTP HOSTNAME, then you login as "ftp" or "anonymous" and use FUCK@you.com for the password. commands for fsp&ftp: get - get a file off the site. put - send a file to the site. ls - list files dir - list files cd - Change directory -- cd dirname, or if special chars are present use cd "dir name". Remember unix uses / for directory instead of the dos backslash(\) FTP_only: bin - always type this before getting a file mget - multi-get, like mget *
asdfasdfaf.tar = tar file (zip without compression sorta) tar xvf FILENAME will un-lib it asdfasdfas.tgz = tar Gzipped. gunzip FILENAME , then tar xvf FILENAME.tar asdfasdfas.gz = Gzipped, just gunzip FILENAME. asdfasdf.zip = Zip'd, if you don't know what to do here, kill yourself immediately. .arj = arj is popular for some stupid reason too.
Lamer, lamah, idiot - You. FTP - TCP/IP protocol for transferring files FAST FSP - socket protocol for transferring files "covertly" also slowly. DCC - About as safe as FSP, which is much safer than FTP. SITELIST - bunch sites mostly dead ones probably.