These are distractions! They take up your interest, your time, your life.

• 1984 Clara Peller's "where's the beef?"
• 1985 Coca Cola's new old classic, Cherry Coke
• 1986 Clint Eastwood's campaign for mayor of Carmel
• 1987 The tribulations of Jim and Tammy Faye
• 1988 The trapped whales of Alaska
• 1989 Zsa Zsa Gabor's cop-slapping trial
• 1990 The marital woes of Donald and Ivana Trump
• 1991 The William Kennedy Smith rape trial
• 1992 Dan Quayle Misspells Potato
• 1992 Madonna's best-selling Sex
• 1992 Murphy Brown/Dan Quayle
• 1992 Royal Scandal- Fergie & Diana
• 1992 Woody Allen vs. Mia Farrow
• 1992 Barbara/Hillary Cookie Bake-Off
• 1992 The Elvis Stamp Election
• 1992 U.S Olympic Dream Team
• Tonya Harding
• O.J. Simpson
  

This list has been plagarized , sue me.