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Chartreuse Box 
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       Intro 
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            The Chartreuse Box, so named because this is an obnoxious box 
       and  chartreuse  is  an  obnoxious  color,  is  designed  to  take 
       advantage of the thousands of dollars Ma Bell pays to the electric 
       company each day.   As you know, your telephone line is a constant 
       power source.   The chart box is designed to allow you to tap that 
       power source for whatever sicko purposes you might have in mind. 
 
       Parts 
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       [1]- 1 four prong to modular phone adapter (the rectangular beige 
            boxes with phone line jacks at one end and four prongs out 
            the other.) 
       [2]- 1 low power broad range rheostate. 
       [3]- some wire 
       [4]- a soldering iron 
       [5]- some electric tape 
       [6]- a 70 vlt. DC fuse (optional) 
       [7]- 1 SPST switch 
 
       Assembly 
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            Plug the adapter into a phone line,  and use a multitester to 
       note  which  posts are charged.   Use a magic marker to  mark  the 
       positive and negative poles.  Do this first. 
            Take  the  adapter,  and turn it  upside  down.   You  should 
       observe  that the bottom fits into the top.   Use  a  pocketknife, 
       small  screwdriver,  battle axe etc. to remove the bottom.   Don't 
       break it. 
            Detach  the  two wires not connected to  charged  poles,  and 
       scrap  em.   Detach  the  other two  wires  as  well.   Take  your 
       rheostat, and mount it on the outside of the box, drilling a small 
       hole in the box, to run wires through. 
            Run  wire  from the charged connections from the  line  jack, 
       through the rheostat, to the charged poles.  (see diagram). 
 
          positive line 
                  \/        +---------+ 
       ---------.....       :         : 
       linejack+    :......#:rheostat :#........(fuse)....[=====] 
       ---------..          :         : 
                 :...       +---------+ 
                    :............#.........................[=====] 
                                        negative line 
 
       Key:  # - Rheostate poles 
             . - Wiring path 
            [=]- Outside posts 
 
            Attach  the fuse somewhere in the line if you feel  like  it. 
       When  the phone rings 90 volts of pulsing DC power get  shot  down 
       your line,  and can really fuck up whatever you have the chart box 
       hooked up to.  Therefore, the fuse is a good idea. 
            You can also hook a switch up to the wiring, to give you more 
       control  over when power starts to flow.   Once all the wiring  is 
       complete, push the wires and the fuse into the casing, and reclose 
       it.   Then tape around the side of the box, to hold the wires that 
       come  out to the rheostat down.  I highly recommend that you  mark 
       the charged posts with a marker, so you can easily identify them. 
 
 
       Use 
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            To use the chart box, hook it up to a phone line, and grab a 
       multitester or voltmeter.  Use the voltmeter to read off the 
       voltage from your chart box.  You can get up to 12 volts (more if 
       you use a transformer) from the box, but you can use the rheostat 
       to calibrate the box for whatever voltage you need.  Once the 
       voltage is set, remove the box from the line, hook your device up 
       to the charged poles, and plug the box back in.  If you're really 
       in a constructive mood, build a switch into the box.  Now leech Ma 
       Bell's precious energy to your hearts content. 
 
       Footnote 
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            This device has other potential uses.  One of the most 
       obvious, and least useful (at least to my view) is as a volume 
       control for your phone.  Maybe you have an aunt that talks REAL 
       LOUD!!!!!   Also, you can use this device to set up a feedback 
       loop to mess up someone else's phone line.  Finally, it may be 
       possible to use the chart box to tone down your connection, and 
       provide a little background noise, so that ESS doesn't pick up on 
       your blue boxing.  This is not a guaranteed method, but if you do 
       it just right, you can make the 2600 blast sneak by the ESS 
       detection code. 
            Naturally, the main purpose of the chart box is to leech Ma 
       Bell just like she leeches you. 
 
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