An Ultra Beginning File #1 06-March-1991 |||||| |||||| |||||||| || || || || || || || || || || || |||||| ||||| |||||||||| || || || || || || || || || || || || ||||| || || |||||||| |||||| || || || |||||| |||||| Underground Legion of Terroristic Research Activists Sinister X --- Agent Cyclone --- Drug Lord Reasons for forming our own text file group were many. There seems to be a few groups already out there who are just rehashing old stuff, or just typing in chapters from some old dusty manual they found in a trashcan. Nothing that is shocking or original. We have formed ULTRA to break this chain and bring something new along. Our files will be different, outrageous, sick, evil, and just about everything else you could think of. Ultra will not have any set format or speciality. We will voice our own opinions and how we feel, they will not even reflect what the other group members personal opinions are. Hell we might even offend you. Ultra will not hold to any release date nor will we have any special hangout to call our headquarters. If you want our stuff bad enough you will find it. Ultra plans on bringing you original text files on various subjects. We want to tell it like it really is. Ultra will have the law enforcement agencies faxing urgent bulletins across the states. We will bring you the most dangerous, the most fantastic, the most controversial, and some of the evilist stories you have ever laid eyes upon. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How to Terrorize a Car by Agent Cyclone / Ultra 07-March-1991 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why terrorize a car? In America, the car has become a symbol of freedom. This has come to represent breaking away, the open road, and speed. So when one asks, "Why terrorize a car?", the answer seem quite obvious. If you antagonize a car, or destroy it, you help to destroy someone's freedom. Of course, the obvious reason for this action would be to simply piss someone off. Some of these steps will help you accomplish one, if not both, of these objectives. When, and where to terrorize? I suggest that the best time to play with a car would be from dusk to about 10:00 P.M. Now you are saying, "What a suprise." Well, obviously, you want some night cover, but you don't want to look too suspicious. I used to believe that mall parking lots were good for this, if you knew who's car you wanted to hit, but the increase of mall security in my area has led me to believe otherwise. I find it quite easy when the car is parked in an alley, or on a back street. This is a judgement call, you decide. Just don't do it in broad daylight next to a retirement home. What to do to the car? There are thousands of thing you can do, just use your imagination. This is a list of some of my favorites. They range from pissing someone off, to doing some major damage. I avoided mentioning the obvious (slashing tires, removing distributor caps) because I think most of us know how to do that. Rocks in the hubcap - This works on older cars with the pop-off caps. Take the cap off, and put in a few rocks. Whenever the person drives around, they will here noise. It will drive them nuts trying to figure out what is wrong. "Gee, is that my transmission?" Superglue Locks - Just like it sounds. Take some superglue and fill all the locks in with it. By the time the owner gets to his/her car, they won't be able to get in it. Brake Fluid - If you have time, you can let the brake fluid drain out. Just find out where the resevoir is, and let it drain. After a few times of pumping the brake, they won't have any. Then they will have to learn about strategic down-shifting. Make sure it is not a disc-brake car! Loosen Lug-Nuts - On many economy cars today, these are exposed. Just loosen them until they just sit on the lug. Then after a few tire rotations, that baby is free to go where it wants to. Muffler Clogging - This technique, made famous by Beverly Hills Cop, works better with a large wad of paper towels rather than bananas. I have found it is more effective on the women drivers. It seems they are less inclined to look at their tailpipes than their male counterparts. Of course, there are a thousand more. If you have any ideas, let me know. I can be contacted at Blitzkreig (502)499-8933. Disclaimer: This is for informational purposes only. If one acts upon this information, they do so under their own risk. Agent Cyclone / ULTRA productions |||||| |||||| |||||||| || || || || || || || || || || || |||||| ||||| |||||||||| || || || || || || || || || || || || ||||| || || |||||||| |||||| || || || |||||| |||||| Underground Legion of Terroristic Research Activists Sinister X --- Agent Cyclone --- Drug Lord Having Fun At Target by Sinister X / Ultra 08-March-1991 Basic Starters Information -------------------------- Dayton-Hudson Corp has opened a retail department store across the United States called Target. The stores range from Florida to the West Coast up to Minnesota. I decided to write this file for the thought of the chaos it would cause the employees of the stores if someone actually decided to try this stuff on an unsuspecting store one busy afternoon. As you go into the store one of the first things you will notice is a paging system being piped over the store through speakers in the ceiling. You will hear things like Hardware dial the operator, or maybe it will be a number like 13 dial 209. First if you look around you will notice customer assistance phones on poles located throughout the store. Once you have located an out of the way phone you can begin your fun. The phone system at Target works on a small PBX system. You can do many things with it. There are phone extensions all over the store so employees can help a customer who is calling find an item. The phones are also used by customers to dial 234. After dialing 234 the phone rings for the in store operator to answer. She then asks the customer what they need help with and an employee comes to help. (Sometimes) Dialing 0 will also get you the operator, but not on the same phone. 0 (zero) is used by employees who need someone paged etc. You may dial 9 from a phone in Target if it is Black and you will get an outside line. If the phone is Red it will not dial out. You can make calls to where you please off a black phone. Now for the fun stuff. To get on the intercom from ANY phone in the store simply pick up a phone and dial 41. This puts you on the loud speakers located all over the store. One of the most hated saying is "Attention ]<-]V[ART Shoppers there is a blue light special....." This will bring the whole store to alert and PISS off the Target workers since they hate K-mart. You can yell profanity or what ever crosses your mind. Be alert though because they will come looking for you as soon as you take hold of the system. You cannot get onto the intercom if someone already is on. Which means you will have to wait for the operator to shutup is she is on. Explaining the numbers and codes heard over the intercom. --------------------------------------------------------- All phones have extension numbers of 3 digits. All managers have 2 digit numbers to be identified by. I will list them for you. 10 - Store Manager (Head Honcho) #1 11 - Merchandise Manager #2 12 - Operations Manager #3 13 - Assets Protection Manager (Gestapo Leader) 20 - Cashier Supervisors (Stupid Bitches at the front lanes watching cashiers) MOD - Manager On Duty (Either 1,2,or 3) CSM - Cashier Supervisor Manager (Above all 20's) Hardlines 1 - Sales floor people (household and food sections) Hardlines 2 - Sales floor people (electronic, toys, tools, cars) Softlines - Clothes Department Hardlines 4 - Plain Clothes Security (Gestapo Henchmen/women) These can often be heard called over the intercom to dial a certain number. Extensions / Locations ---------------------- 0 - Operator - Fitting Room 203 - Office Upstairs 205 - Managers Office Upstairs 207 - Managers Office Upstairs 209 - Security Office Behind Service Desk 212 - Fitting Room 216 - Receiving Office 219 - Unloading Dock in back of store 220 - Stock Room Phone 226 - Merchandise Rewrap 227 - Jewelry Counter 230 - Employee Lounge 233 - Cashier Supervisor Booth 234 - Customer Assistance Phone (Fitting Room) 236 - Service Desk #1 238 - Service Desk #2 239 - Cash Office Inside & Behind Service Desk 241 - Snack Bar 253 - Tapes & Cd's 256 - Electronics Counter 262 - Lamps Etc 263 - Health & Beauty Aids 270 - Housewares 271 - Automotives Stockroom 285 - Domestics 286 - Toy Department 292 - Lawn & Garden 300 - Computer Room 301-316 Front Registers (Example 301 is register #1, etc.) You can now prank your favorite place. Or if you see a good looking employee you can call them up and molest them. Maybe even ask for a date. Codes to listen for over the intercom. -------------------------------------- Code Red - Fire Code Green - Someone is hurt Code 1 - Sales Floor people to help front cashiers ring up purchases Code 100 - Sales Floor help security catch shoplifter etc. Target Security & Code 100 In Detail. ------------------------------------- Target has plain clothes security who walk the floor looking for shoplifters. There are also camera systems but they are used to monitor employee theft more then customers. The security persons, are either male or female and almost always in pairs. Easy ways to spot them is to look for someone already watching another customer. They can often be seen looking around ends of aisles or between boxes trying to see a shoplifter conceal merchandise. They hang around the electronic department and the music sections, but are not limited to those parts. Sometimes they can be spotted by the clothes they are wearing. Say they came to work and it was sunny and warm. When you got there is was pouring rain. They will not have a rain coat on and will look stupid. Use common sense in figuring out who is security. They will watch you if you stay in the store to long, make loud noises and cut up with buddies, etc. The cameras are located in the following places. One is in the stock room above the electronics high ticket merchandise lockup. That is no concern to customers. One is over the electronics section and can see everything. Another is over the electronics counter and is used to watch the registers for employee theft or display merchandise theft this camera is only able to scan around the glass cases no furthur. Another is located in the mall entrance or near register #1. This is used to watch cashiers suspected of pocketing money. ALL CAHSIERS on registers 1-5 are being watched. There are no exception. They place them on cash only registers to tempt them even more into stealing and since they have them on camera, boom, instant busts. The last camera to worry about is located behind the service desk. It is used to film people taking back stuff that is stolen from another store or taken from the shelf and brought up to the desk trying to scam a return. The dreaded CODE 100 is used to get sales floor help in catching a shoplifter. Someone from security is either fighting or chasing a shoplifter and needs help one employee will be told to say code 100 over the intercom and state a location. Like code 100 to the front door. Meaning a shoplifter tried to run out the front door and is either fighting or getting away. Once a code 100 is called ALL MALE employees drop what they are doing and run to the location stated. This is where the common sales floor geek has a chance to get revenge after all the stupid customers they have put up with during the day. If someone is fighting they can jump in and help. This turns into a mob soon with a bunch of fired up red vest wearing geeks trying to beat the crap out of a shoplifter. If you are stealing someone by chance and hear code 100, you better give up or run for your life. I have seen many people fucked up trying to fight a mob of red vests. Well i hope you have learned a few things about how target operates and what massive chaos you can cause inside a store now that you know how it works. I will continue writing files for ULTRA and the will only get better since this is my first. I will more then likely have a few upcoming that will shock the hell out of you. I can be reached at the following boards for now. Since i only call 2. Blitzkrieg at 502-499-8933 & Hall of Injustice at 502-241-9304 Sinister X & Ultra in 91 |||||| |||||| |||||||| || || || || || || || || || || || |||||| ||||| |||||||||| || || || || || || || || || || || || ||||| || || |||||||| |||||| || || || |||||| |||||| Underground Legion of Terroristic Research Activists Sinister X --- Agent Cyclone --- Drug Lord How to Make a Time Bomb, Easily by Agent Cyclone ------------------------------------------------ I. Why a time Bomb? The answer to this quetion is quite simple. First, the safety factor. Obviously, one would be much safer settting a time bomb and having a set amount of time to make a break. If you have a regular bomb, you only have enough time as the length of the wick will allow. This is rarely, if ever, practical. Second, you have time to make a clean get away. With the method below, you will have a maximum of 12 hours. That should be a sufficient amount of time to get out of nearly anywhere. Plus, when you light a regular bomb, your face is fresh in the memory of anyone who may have seen you. In essence, you could set your time bomb, and in 60 minutes, be a good 70 miles away from the scene. Finally, it offers you too much flexibility. Just think, you could set it up for someone who always gets home at a certain time. For a bus or train, that will be arriving somewhere. It is too easy to think of situations. This method beats the hell out of lame geeks who light up a homemade bomb (that often goes wrong) and throws it in someones window. II. Placement As I mentioned earlier, this is simple. While anyone can do it, it does have a major drawback. The ticking sound. What does this mean? It means that you will have to place it in an area that is somewhat noisy, at least enough to muffle the sound. That still leaves you a broad range of places. Where should you stick it? First think of a place to conceal it, under a bench, in the wheel well of a car, inside someones screen door, anywhere you can hide it. Now where could you actually plant the bomb? Depends on what you want to do. Destroy property, or kill people, or just wreak general TERROR. Here are some places that might give you some ideas: Hotels Shopping Centers School Lockers Private Homes Bus, and Train Stations Telephone Circuit Boxes Utiltity Poles, and Transformers Yourself (Suicide) III. Ingredients Ingredients 1 old cheap clock, not digital Glue Lengths of Wire 9-Volt battery with press studs at the end Explosives of Your Preference IV. Assembly First, pull either the minute hand, or the hour hand off the clock. Generally, it is best to pull the minute hand off because the hour hand is much stronger. Take a piece of bare wire. Glue wire to the hand so it extends beyond the face of the clock. Take a long bit of wire and run it from the center of the front of the clock and fasten the free end to the battery. Take another length from the battery to what you are going to activate. Then take another piece of wire from your object back to the clock. If you are facing the clock, have it jut out over the number 12. V. Set-up Set the hand where you want it, and just wait. The wire hand travels round toward the wire jutting out and eventually hits it at right angles. The circuit will now be complete from the clock, to the battery, to the object, and back to the clock. The clock hand will keep trying to tick around but the jutting wire keeps stopping it. VI. Conclusion Well I hope you learned something. Always remeber, KNOWLEDGE IS POWER. Look for Ultra in your area. If you cannot find it, call Blitzkrieg (502)499-8933. Disclaimer: This material is for informational uses only. Any action taken cannot be the responsibility of the author. |||||| |||||| |||||||| || || || || || || || || || || || |||||| ||||| |||||||||| || || || || || || || || || || || || ||||| || || |||||||| |||||| || || || |||||| |||||| Underground Legion of Terroristic Research Activists Sinister X --- Agent Cyclone --- Drug Lord This is Ultra File #5 released 15-March-1991 by Sinister X ************************ *Creatures Of The Night* ************************ First off i would like to welcome you to another file by Ultra. We only have three members currently and we are working hard to bring you original files to expand your knowledge on certain subjects. This file is some basic things you can do to enjoy life more. Just use your common sense to apply what you see here to real life. Killing ------- Death, it happens to everyone and everything. I will explain some simple ways to help others reach this faster than expected. Murder is fun. Killing another human can be the highlight of your life. You are thinking right now, "how sick", and you are very wrong. After you have tasted blood you will only want more. Killing is more addictive then any other thing on the whole planet earth. Your first kill is the hardest but is also comparable to losing your virginity. You remember it the most because it was the first. One thing i must tell you now, never try to kill anyone or thing while your not in complete control of your mind. Do not even try to kill if you are drunk, or high, or spaced on drugs. You will not accomplish what you want to do and will more then likely get yourself killed instead. If you have not seen the movie silence of the lambs go see it, or rent it. This movie will get you a basic feeling of how serial killers think, act, operate, the whole works. Read a few books on killing will also help. You just can't run out your front door and expect to kill someone and run back home and succeed. Planning what you are going to do and how will help. You must first find a target or targets. This can be someone you hate, an ex-lover, a teacher who gave you an F, the neighbors dog that always barks, just whatever sets you off. Then you must decide how you will kill the target. Many weapons are easily obtained. You could use your car to run over the damn dog next time it gets out of the yard. Just don't drive through yards trying to smash it. Use common sense in determining the right place and time. I personally prefer using knives. They are harder to trace and cause more blood and you can get closer to the victim. You must be careful not to leave any of this blood on you, your clothes or the knife. Guns make lots of noise, but are most effective in quickly ending life. You can take your time is possible and place a few shots to disable the victim while you enjoy their suffering then put a bullet through the brain to finish the job. If possible take your time and slowly enjoy it. Also be sure to make 100% certain they are dead. A few extra stabs, shots, hits, or kicks sure won't hurt anything. If you are planning on killing someone make sure you will not be interrupted during the process. Find an out of the way secluded place. This could be in the middle of the woods, a vacant house, a lake cabin, somewhere that is private. You could leave the body there or have an already selected hiding place. Water is an excellent choice. It helps remove any physical traces you might have left on the victim. Weighted bodies also helps in prolonging the time before they are found if they are found at all. Don't just use ropes and a few rocks. Plan ahead and chain them to something that will not rot off. Let the victims leg, arm or head rot off before your anchoring device rots. You may also bury the victim but unless it's somewhere really secluded it will be found. You should also place something over the area to keep animals from digging up the bones, or rain washing the soil away to expose the skeleton. Like a few rather large boulders, or the trunk of a very large dead tree. You might also want to chop the victim up into small pieces and burn what if left. This will also make tracing very hard. If you do make sure to small the skull and teeth. Everyone has seen where they match dental records. Hell take a bat to their face after you kill them and smash it beyond any hope of recognition. No matter what you decide use common sense in selecting victim of revenge killings. If you get dumped don't go and kill your ex the next day and expect to get away with it. Premeditated murder will surely get you in the deep shit. Random and mass killings can be just as much fun and don't require as detailed planning. If you have the time to travel you can goto another town and select a victim there. This can be done by picking someone up. Use your imagination. Then you could take them to a motel room, have them get the room and kill them in the night, drive back home and no one will be any wiser. Mass killing has always been a favorite of the media. Here are some tips i have learned that should help you in a mass killing. The best weapon to use is a 9mm pistol for close range targets. Buy yourself two guns from different places at different times and days. To keep from drawing attention to yourself. Next you must get ammunition and many extra clips. Hollow point shells and about ten clips should do the job. Load all clips beforehand and have a few practice sessions at a gun range to get used to the weapon. Select your target for example, the local bridge club meeting at mrs smiths house or a high school basketball game. Choose a place with as few exits as possible. This helps you keep everyone in one place and also lets you make sure you know who is coming so you can nail them too. Fire your first shots into the crowd at stomach level. This will get the people on the ground and off their feet. Don't worry about anyone being dead just yet, take your time and enjoy them bleeding and writhing in agony. Next few clips should be used to kill anyone who seems to be trying to gain control of the group. Example a large muscular man is trying to lead the group into an attack or to organize something, shoot him first. Anyone who looks like trouble kill them. This saves the weak for last and eliminates any chance of you being stopped. After the strong are dead take your time and get off a few head shots on those left. Try and get them right in the eye, or nose, hell have fun and enjoy it. If you are going to do a mass murder go for a record, kill everyone you see. Don't let anyone get away. Now for a few last minute tips on a mass killing. Take lots of ammo, but not to much you can't carry it. You don't want to weight yourself down and you don't want to run out of bullets either. Make sure you don't leave fingerprints of the shells of anything to connect you to the killings if you want any hope of getting away. Take two guns in case one happens to jam you have a backup. Take some time and practice loading clips and changing clips so you can do it as fast as possible. If you plan on doing some sniper killings you should select a gun you are used to. I hope this file has helped give you a few ideas on how to go about killing another person. I didn't get into details because i could have written a book on the subject. From poisoning to using your hands there are millions of ways to actually kill somone. What i hoped to do was bring you a few ideas you might not have thought about. Remember to use common sense and be very careful and take your time planning, unless you want to find yourself in jail. If you want more files from Ultra you can find them on these boards. Blitzkrieg 502/499-8933 Hall of Injustice 502/241-9304 If you would like to have these files distributed from your bbs contact us. (c) Copyright 1991 by ULTRA and Sinister X |||||| |||||| |||||||| || || || || || || || || || || || |||||| ||||| |||||||||| || || || || || || || || || || || || ||||| || || |||||||| |||||| || || || |||||| |||||| Underground Legion of Terroristic Research Activists Sinister X --- Agent Cyclone --- Drug Lord Ultra File #6 March 22, 1991 Become a Quick-Change Artist - written by Drug Lord ---------------------------- Many people are looking for easy ways to make money, and this way seems to be one of the easiest. All it takes is a little intelligence, some simple math skills, and the ability to bullshit out of a bad situation. There are a few different ways to approach this method or ripoff schemes, so I will explain a few of them and let you choose whichever suits you best. There is quite a bit of risk involved in this, so how much you prepare for it depends on how badly you want to get busted. The best places are grocery stores or other lame stores such as K-Mart or Wal-Mart. There are a few things that you should test for so that you can get to know what the store is like and what the employees are like. Do these things a few days before you ever start trying this. Go through a line and see if they will give you change for a $5 bill. Just ask for five ones or something. This way you can see what they have to do to open their drawer. Some registers require a supervisor's key in order to make change. This way you will know whether or not a manager will be called when you are making your move. Look for new employees. Find ones that are 1-2 weeks old and don't know much about everything going on. This isn't necessary, it is just a step in your favor. Now that you know all this, you are ready to bullshit your way into making some extra dough. First write a phone number on one side of a $20 bill. It doesn't really matter which side it is on, but you might want to just put it on the back because bills are placed face up in a cash register. Buy a few inexpensive items in the store. Try to get them to total an odd amount such as $3.71 or $4.29 so that the numbers aren't easily calculated. Now go to a lane with lots of people and one that moves generally fast (ie: express lane). The people and the speed of the lane will put the extra pressure on the cashier to hurry up so that they can continue which helps add to the confusion. Now for the kill. After the cashier rings your order up, hand him the $20 bill with the phone number on it. After they give you your change back, get a dumb expression on your face (this is generally the easy part). Tell him that there is a phone number on the back of the $20 bill that you need to see. After he hands you the $20 then give him a $5 bill and ask for 4 singles and change for a dollar for the Coke machine outside, or the newspaper machine, or whatever. Now he is worried about giving you the correct change, and isn't concentrating on the $20 he gave you back. After this it is just general bullshit. You can ask him what time they close, or where some place is that you really know is like next door. Apologize for the inconvenience and leave. Don't seemed rushed to get out the door. The other people in line will be bitching enough, therefore putting pressure on the cashier to hurry the fuck up before they complain. Added notes --- It would also help if you had an accomplice. It seems pretty stupid to say this, but here it goes anyway for the dumb asses that might fuck it up. Don't talk to this accomplice and don't let anyone know you are together. Get about one order apart so that your accomplice is behind the customer behind you. While the cashier is fooling around with giving you the correct change, this person can say something like "Hurry up, I'm late for work!" or other things that might speed it along. Added bonus --- A cheap way of short changing is to have an accomplice in front of you buy something, give the cashier a $20 bill (phone number on the back) and then leave as normal. Then, when you go to pay for your order you give them a $5 bill and then when they give you the change you tell them that you gave them a $20 bill because you can prove it....and then recite the phone number on the back of the $20 bill for them. This usually works. That way you make an easy $15. Be sure you remember the phone number on the back. Also make sure the number is local to you and would sound logical. And of course, if the fucking manager gets called, then just bullshit your way out by giving a sob story about that being the $20 bill that your girlfriend wrote her number on when you all started going out, and it has sentimental value. =============================================================================== Just wanted to say "hey" to Sinister X and Agent Cyclone. I told you I would get to writing the files. Be sure to look for more ULTRA files. Their new, up-to-date....and ABOUT FUCKING TIME! --- Drug Lord U.L.T.R.A. |||||| |||||| |||||||| || || || || || || || || || || || |||||| ||||| |||||||||| || || || || || || || || || || || || ||||| || || |||||||| |||||| || || || |||||| |||||| Underground Legion of Terroristic Research Activists Sinister X --- Agent Cyclone --- Drug Lord Making U.S. Mail Monopoly Work for You -------------------------------------- Agent Cyclone I. Editorial The U.S. Postal Service is one of the biggest monopolies in the U.S. It, like Ma Bell, has gone unchecked for years. As you have noticed, the prices have increased far faster than the rate of inflation. Now you are wondering, "Gee, how the fuck do they get away with this?" Easy, like any federal agency, effiency in not important. They know they have the market to themselves and can run it however they please. Who is to stop them? The only ones that can stop them are the U.S. citizens themselves. So far, that's not happening. So, since the dorks with white socks and fat bags have raised the price on us again, we might as well make the system work for us. That's what this file is all about. Making U.S. Mail Monopoly work for you. II. Action First, there is the obvious stuff. You can always club a mail-queer and pin a note to him saying "THE MONOPOPLY MUST END" or "THE U.S. POSTAL SERVICE CAN SUCK MY BIG DICK AND LICK SOME STAMPS". Whatever does it for you. You can also steal mail jeeps and all the goodies inside. But you better be sly. This is a major-league federal offense, and if you are found guilty, you will be in a cell with Spike who likes fresh boys. There are other things to do to overthrow the Mail Monopoly. One of the most fun, and easy, is to intercept other peoples mail. There are so many ways to do this. First, since your local mail carrier can't outwit a dog, he usually can be scammed by you. If you want someone else's mail, go to their street. Wait for the dumb-shit to come. Say you want Joe Blow's mail. Walk up to him and say, "Can I have the mail for the Blow residence?" Most of the time, he will say yes. It will save him a trip from moving his fat-ass up the drive. This will work most of the time. Nowadays it is so rare that the Postal dork knows everyone on the street, that you can normally pull this off. Another fun thing to do, is to get free mag subscriptions. If you know someone gets a mag. Write to the mag, tell them you are that person. Say you are changing your address because you are moving. Tell them the new address. Now you got a free subscription. That's not hard to do. One of the more daring things to do is to steal packages out of the jeeps. You never know what you'll get. It's kind of like a Mystery Prize, and you will be amazed at what the people trust this monoply to ship. Just be careful and make sure when you take it, that the carrier is at the furthest point away from his jeep. An especially good time to do this is around Christmas, when the carrier has an extra shit-load of stuff to lug around. Another thing to think about is the mail you get that isn't addressed to you. Why return it? It was put in a Mailbox YOU BOUGHT, or put in a door-slot in YOUR HOUSE. Whatever, its on your property, and now its yours. III. Conclusion There are hundreds of ways to beat the system. The more people abuse it, the closer we will come to a privatized mail system. Wouldn't be amazing if we got better service for paying extra money? Instead, we crank out more dough and the delivery time increases. Only through private ownership will this problem ever be rectified. MAY THE U.S. MAIL RIP GO OUT AND TORCH YOUR LOCAL BRANCH TODAY! Disclaimer: This is for educational purposes only. The author cannot be held responsible for actions taken relating to this material. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ULTRA can be found on: Blitzkrieg (502) 499-8933 Hall of Injustice (502) 241-9304 (c) Copyright Agent Cyclone / ULTRA 1991 |||||| |||||| |||||||| || || || || || || || || || || || |||||| ||||| |||||||||| || || || || || || || || || || || || ||||| || || |||||||| |||||| || || || |||||| |||||| Underground Legion of Terroristic Research Activists Sinister X --- Agent Cyclone --- Drug Lord April 9, 1991 Shoplifting the Big Stuff by: Drug Lord There are many ways to shoplift and people do it all the time. Most people play it smart and just steal items that are easily concealed such as cigarettes, make-up (depending on your gender), candy or small packaged items off the shelf. It gets kind of risky considering most of these items are under $5.00 and the result could be jail time if you are caught. Many people believe that only these small items are shopliftable, but this is definitely not true. The big items are just as easy and are more worth your trouble. Here is how to get away with the big stuff. There are many ways of doing this, and I will just give you the examples that I have used or that have been used by my friends. By the way, these have worked EVERY time. First find out the name of the store manager. This is pretty simple because a lot of stores have a picture of their store manager at the service desk and have his name below it. If this isn't so, then just call the store and ask to speak to the head manager. If he isn't in, then ask his name and a time when he can be reached. Now that you have his name, you had better write it down and remember it. On the day that you are going to lift the big stuff, call and ask for this manager. If he isn't in, then that is the time to do it. Go to the store and bring a dolly, some rope and whatever else would look good. Park in the fire lane and leave your trunk open, or just skip that if you have a truck. Now go into the store and ask for some assistance by a teenage employee. These work best because they usually won't ask a lot of questions. Get this person to help you take it off the shelf and load it onto the dolly. This works good with televisions, stereos, (and even a washer one time). Now that you have an employee walking out to the car with you, no questions are asked. If someone does happen to ask you about what you are doing, tell them that you spoke with Mr. Manager (remembering his name) and just make up some bullshit about it being for your business or whatever and that you ordered it last week and paid for it, but didn't get a chance to pick it up. Like I said before though, the teenagers are the best helpers because they don't want to look like a dumb fuck by asking for your receipt. Now that they have loaded it into your car for you, be sure to thank them, and maybe even tip them. That way they will be happy and won't be suspiscious. And there you go, you just took something expensive and an employee helped you along. Don't get paranoid and think that he will remember your license plate and stuff because he won't. Don't try this if you are a kid. It will be too obvious that something isn't right. Even if you are a teenager, make yourself up really nice with a shirt and tie and be polite as hell. If you look like some scummy bastard then they will catch on pretty quick. Needless to say you should ALREADY KNOW what you are going to steal before you go in there. You might want to also have the model number, etc written down on a yellow legal pad and keep that with you so you can show it to the employee to further gain his trust (and you make sure you are getting the right thing). If someone from management stops you and starts asking questions, then all I can say is bullshit your way out of it. Tell them that your receipt is at the home or where you work and that you had spoken with Mr. Manager about it and he told you to come in and pick it up. However, I've never been stopped. Also, don't try this at electronics stores, or small type stores. It has to be a big place with lots of activity such as a K-Mart or a Sears (K-Mart has worked the best). Even though this may seem like a lot of work, it is worth it when you get the $500.00+ items for free. Make sure you take it out the front door and not at some loading dock on the side of the building. That's it. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can reach me at Blitzkrieg (502) 499-8933 WWIV @5211 or at the other ULTRA site at Hall of Injustice (502) 241-9304 WWIV @5210. Be looking for more stuff coming your way soon. If you'd like to become an ULTRA support board, then get in touch with us and you can kick some ass as well. See you in the next file! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No disclaimer cause I don't give a shit if people get offended. This is a text file and isn't illegal so you FEDS can stay the fuck away. Go suck a dick. |||||| |||||| |||||||| || || || || || || || || || || || |||||| ||||| |||||||||| || || || || || || || || || || || || ||||| || || |||||||| |||||| || || || |||||| |||||| Underground Legion of Terroristic Research Activists Sinister X --- Agent Cyclone --- Drug Lord Supermarket Ideas ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Agent Cyclone I. Supermarket? I know some of you are thinking, "What the hell is a supermarket good for?" Yeah, well many people feel this way. These are the people who have never learned how to use the big ol' general store to its fullest advantages. The supermarket is one of the best places to shop for everything, if you know how to shop right. With the supermarkets constantly increasing in size and services, the opportunities never cease to expand. II. What to do? As I mentioned earlier, there is too much you can do at one of these places. Listed below are some ideas that you can have fun with. - First, and easiest, get a free meal. There are no supermarket police. If you walk up and down the aisles, there is a huge selection of vittles. Take whatever you like. When you are full, leave what you can't eat. No one will ever say anything to you because they are afraid to and generally they are too embarrassed. Just think, have all the seafood you like, or the stuff that you can't afford. Of course, should anyone ever question you, just say you are going to pay for it. I have been doing this for years and no one has ever said a damned thing to me. - Second, there are a lot of milk crates left in the back near the loading docks at night. These are great for storing things, and they are generally left outside, FREE! Speaking of loading docks, this is the best place for you underaged kids to steal all the beer you want. Wait until the big Bud truck rolls in, it will generally sit there with its doors open. This is prime time for thieving. There is no better buzz than getting drunk on stolen beer. - Third, your parents may send you to the grocery for mulch or any of those garden products that sit outisde the store in big stacks. If you aren't too nervous, just back your car up and take all you need. No one will ever notice. If you are a little scared, than go in the store, buy one bag, and go outside. Take the receipt, put it in your mouth so all can see it, and take as much as you need. Hell, get a stock-boy to help you load it in the car. III. Conclusion While these aren't the wildest ideas you have ever heard, they are practical. Why pay for a meal, when you can walk into the market and get a free one. Why pay for mulch and shit, when you can pocket mom & dad's money and get them their goods. Hope you put this crap to work in your area...it is tooo easy. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ULTRA can be found in your area. If not, contact either of these systems: Blitzkrieg (502) 499-8933 Hall of Injustice (502) 241-9304 If you have any ideas, or want to alert ULTRA to some sly info you know of, let us know. Disclaimer: The ideas presented are for informational purposes only, the author can not be held responsible for actions taken. (c) Copyright 1991 Agent Cyclone / ULTRA |||||| |||||| |||||||| || || || || || || || || || || || |||||| ||||| |||||||||| || || || || || || || || || || || || ||||| || || |||||||| |||||| || || || |||||| |||||| Underground Legion of Terroristic Research Activists Sinister X --- Agent Cyclone --- Drug Lord Ultra can be reached at the following numbers. 502/499-8933 & 241-9304. Welcome to Ultra file number 10. Subject: Rape! by Sinister X Rape is a very dirty word in the United States right now, with all the crying females out there blasting the average citizen with brain washing propaganda it is no wonder males don't have to kiss the feet of every woman we come across. I simply say fuck em', willingly or unwilling. The only thing women are good for is fucking. If you need someone to go fishing with your buddy is fine. You want to do anything except fuck you better find a male because a female will fuck it up, nag and complain, not enjoy it and the list continues. Well what does rape have to do with this? Rape is the ultimate bash of a females pride. The only thing they can do it take a dick, period. So women hold that advantage over men and when a man rapes a woman he takes her pride and smashes it. Thats why you see all these women marching saying that rapists should be killed. Date rape is also in the news a lot these days. Some little girl gets drunk and her date takes advantage of her and rapes her. She gets he pride smashed and wants revenge by having the guy sent to jail. She shouldn't have been drunk. She should have been born a male. She should not have got herself in a situation to be taken advantage of. So you have thought about rape. Well there are many ways to rape and i will try and cover some of the topics you should know and this may help you along the path to becoming a sucessful rapist. 1) Random Rape: Be sure to pick an easy target. Like after a party offer to take a drunk girl home since she can't drive safely. Make sure you are strangers and that no one will be able to place you as the rapist. Example a big frat party where you can mix with females and pick one up and give her a fake name. This is also easy in areas where lots of teenagers cruise in their cars. Get to know some girls while out driving, have them get into your rented / stolen / borrowed car. Take them to a dark place and rape them. I don't want to get into details about how to rape them, hell you should be able to figure that out. What you will have to decide is are you going to kill them when you are done, or just beat them badly. I like to beat the shit out of them and leave them half dead. Murder is no fun after the victim is easy to kill. Take some handcuffs and get the girls hands behind her back so you can have access to her without worrying about getting hit or scratched. The police check under nails for skin samples. They also taken semen samples so maybe you can throw on a condom, your choice. Another helpful hint might be to shave your pubic hair off so they cannot get any trace of hair for evidence. Most females will not testify if you are caught if you are evil enough to them. If they know you could have easily killed them, and you are sick as hell in the head they will shit their panties thinking about seeing you face to face again. You can also break into a house late at night and rape a female in the comfort of a bedroom. This requires stalking your prey to know when the best time to attack is. The college dorm rapists use this method. They wait till marry jane comes back from a party and goes to sleep. Then they break in through a window for example and rape mary jane. Enough on random rape you get the picture. 2) Date Rape: Date Rape is bogus, false, a fake. If you have a girlfriend fuck the hell out of her, if she wants you to, and even if she doesn't. Let her prove it was rape. All you have to do is say she got mad at you after you had sexual intercourse and then said it was rape. It's her word against yours and she has to have proof. If she has had sex before with you then her case is shot to hell. Any good lawyer can roast a date rape case. Most girls won't bring charges they will just break up with you. Fuck em' all. Well enough of this rape talk, as Nike says, "Just do it..." If you disagree with this file or any others i welcome your thoughts concerning why, i don't claim to be correct, i claim to be evil. That's Mr. Fucking Evil As Hell, because i just don't give a damn. Sinister X / ULTRA (c) Copyright 1991 by Sinister X & The U.L.T.R.A. Crew |||||| |||||| |||||||| || || || || || || || || || || || |||||| ||||| |||||||||| || || || || || || || || || || || || ||||| || || |||||||| |||||| || || || |||||| |||||| Underground Legion of Terroristic Research Activists Sinister X --- Agent Cyclone --- Drug Lord Child Molestation -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Agent Cyclone I. Explanation Since ULTRA#10 elicited such a response, I thought I would do a file on a related topic. Child molestation has been quite a newsworthy issue in the last ten years. This is a topic in which people keep hidden for years, if not their entire lives. This is one of the most gruesome and "sick" acts an adult can inflict upon a child (according to the media). While this is not for everyone, some may see this as a tool of power they can use over others. Finally, I know most of you would never consider this, neither would I, but for the evil people in the world, this one's for you. II. Method One of the best ways to get an oppurtunity is to gain the trust of a child. There are several ways in which you can do this and I don't have time, and I don't care how you do this. It is easy, and if you have a brain in your head, you can figure it out for yourself. Although, one of the easiest methods is to be a babysitter. That way the kid is there, and should be willing to do whatever you say. Another way is to just kidnap some kiddy right off the streets. It is very easy, and with the parents at work until 6:00, the oppurtunities are endless. III. Why? So if you aren't convinced yet, here are some reasons for doing this. First, this is an easy outlet for your frustrations. You can rape or beat the hell out of a kid, and let it all out. Do you think some 12 year old is going to put up much of a fight if any? Of course not. Another thing about it is, you have fucked someone up for the rest of their life. The psychological scars you have left will never be erased. The next thing you know, your victim is in a pschiatric care center for a half dozen years and never gets married. Finally, one of the biggest plusses is the victim rarely ever turns you in. Like rape, they are so afraid of you (especially if you beat the hell out of them) that they will never turn you in. You can go free. Hell, the victim probably won't even think about it, or even mention it to anyone for a good twenty years. IV. Conclusion By now, many of you think that ULTRA is toooooo sick. Well, sorry. It is a big ol' evil world and we are just a tiny part of it. If you don't like this stuff than don't read it. I don't promote rape or child molesting, but if you are messed up enough to do it, you might as well do it right. Right? Well anyway, if you are getting to like this crew and want to help keep us going, you can give us a contact at the boards below. We are always searching for evil information and are always on the lookout for new ideas. If you would like to see us do something you are interested in, let us now. Also, if you have anything you would like to see us research contact us. I hoped you enjoyed this issue. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So you are wondering, "How can I get in touch with ULTRA?". That's not hard. Just contact either of these boards. Both host ULTRA publications. Blitzkrieg----------------------(502)499-8933 Hall of Injustice---------------(502)241-9304 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (c) Copyright Agent Cyclone / ULTRA 1991 ULTRA Productions [{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}] [] File #12 09-May-1991 by Sinister X [] [] [] [] |||||| |||||| |||||||| [] [] || || || || [] [] || || || || [] [] || || || |||||| ||||| |||||||||| [] [] || || || || || || || || [] [] || || || || ||||| || || [] [] |||||||| |||||| || || || |||||| |||||| [] [] [] [] Neighborhood Terrorism Made Easy & Comments on Ultra Files [] [{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}] Underground Legion of Terroristic Research Activists Sinister X --- Agent Cyclone --- Drug Lord Welcome to yet another Ultra file. I have heard some comments about some files we have released in the past. I want to clear this up before Ultra puts out any more files. We are not a hack group. We are not a phreak group. There are just to damn many of those out there already. I am sick of seeing cheap text files stolen and rehashed then released claiming to be original. Fuckin pussies can't even think up something original. Fuck all loser groups who steal from others cause they suck. If Ultra happens to come across FRESH information on a computer hacking or phone phreaking topic we will turn it into an article, but thats not our main goal. We want to be fucking evil as hell and stimulate your mind into thinking about things most pussies consider wrong. I want to write a file to make the hair raise up on the back of your fucking neck when you realize that we are fucking sick and need to be put away. "If smoking crack makes you feel good, DO IT" Poison Clan 1990 Well if it feels good do it. If you go to church every sunday and it gets your rocks off good. If you like to take rusty razor blades and slit a bitches throat while you are fucking her where her eyeball used to be go for it. @==========================================================================@ Neighborhood Terrorism Made Easy. So it's now summertime and you need something to do since you don't have school in the morning. Here are some fun and interesting things you can do to entertain yourself over the summer. 1) Zip Strip - also know as strip ez, paint remover, and many other names. Take a can either a half gallon or so and find your worst enemies car. Carefully slosh this shit all over the bumpers if it's a newer model. This will melt the plastic within a few hours time and fuck the car up. Take some and concentrate it on the top of the wheels. Make sure to get a good amount. This will also eat through the tires. Whatever you have left throw across the hood and roof or even paint designs on the car. It is best to by the expensive paste it works better and the results are outstanding. Cheap paint remover is not strong enough to melt the car. Do not drive by and try throwing this shit out of your window. It will spray back and fuck your car up as well. Walk to the car and do this. 2) Water Balloons - yeah so what? Have you ever been really smacked by a water balloon? It hurt right? Well fill a bunch up and place then in a cooler or bucket and hop in the old automobile. Cruise around and find tragets to throw from a moving car. Like for example the fucking brats down the street who are fucking losers. Tag one of the up side the head at 35 miles an hour and watch them do a back flip from the impact. Speed up to 70 for a return hit and put them out of action for good. Next move on to a busy street and aim for open car windows. I busted a fat bitch in the head once and she wrecked her car into a brick mailbox. I almost died laughing at her. I know she shit her panties. Those balloons feel like gunshots when you get up the right amount of speed. Save a few for dogs and cats and joggers. Anything that is alive and moving is an open target. 3) Cow tipping/Bum tipping - this one has dual targets but that is because of different environments. In the city you have bums and homeless to fuck with. In the country you have farm animals. At night when you see a cow, horse or any animal asleep standing up get some people and run up and knock the stupid fucker over. The expression on their faces when they wake up and are halfway to the ground is unforgettable. I won't get into sheep fucking that is another file... now for the bums. Take a camera and drive around and take pictures of the fucking drunks and scum of the earth. Hell you could even package them all and sell them or something. I have seen photograph shows devoted to shots of the homeless. While you take their picture talk to them. Some of the bums are even bold enough to ask for money for taking their picture. I usually get mad and knock them out. Which brings me to the next set of things you can do with bums. Beat the fuck out of them. Try a baseball bat, your fist, hell anything will do. If you are under 21 and want some alcohol have a bum get it for you in return for something for himself. Beat his ass after he gets you a six pack. Fuck him up real good and he might die. One less bum to roam the street. Real loud now... BOO HOO! 4) BB Gun Fun - yeah all the kiddies have their red ryders packed away someplace safe. Well get that sucker out and prepare for fun. Hell the list of targets just begging to be tagged by a bb are endless. You can drive up and down the street for days shooting out windows. Car windows, picture windows, bay windows, store windows. Bus stops, street lights, porch lights, and even people make great targets. Most department stores sell air guns for under 50 bucks for some decent power. Anything shiny and breakable or anything moving or filled with blood is begging to be shot. 5) Rocks / Eggs / Tomatoes / etc. - one of the oldest forms or terror is stuff. Everyone has been egged or throw eggs. Well i just thought i would make sure you didn't forget it is still a very easily obtained method of destruction. I like tomatoes myself, they explode just right on the sides or cars and the sound is pure extasy. Plus is brings a great response from the driver. Usually death threats. I always wait until they turn around or stop and nail them a few extra times just for the hell of it before i split the scene. 6) Fireworks - yes the classic m80 in the mailbox. Well try a front porch that in recessed in the front of the house a few feet. This usually brings out a really good BANG and is always sure to piss someone off. Some well placed fire crackers in the dog house or back porch usually cause some fun also. For those with pools try the ones called jumping jacks. They go off underwater and sometime fly out of the pool adding to the effect. Next use bottle rockets for long distance assualts. These are good to launch over the house and bomb the people having a cookout or summer family reunion. If you really want to piss some people off use the whistling rockets in the middle of the night. They go for about 30 seconds and can be heard for miles. Try smoke bombs for causing wrecks. They are good placed in a tight curve where cars won't be able to see the smoke until they are right in it. You might also want to add obsticles or bomb the car as it slows down for the smoke with bottle rockets. 7) Traffic Detours - It is very easy to get a few of those orange dunce caps things and a few barricades and block off a section of the road. Detour traffic so as to cause a gridlock. Make them all go in circles or lead them back the same direction thet just came from. This will piss people off really bad. Set everything up at night so the morning rush hour gets the full effect. Use rope or something to secure them in place or some dumbass will get out of his car and move them to ruin the fun. 8) Trash Cans - My personal favorite. You need a driver and a co-pilot for this one. Find out when trash night is. Then prepare for some fun. Drive up to the plastic cans and have your friend lean out and grab ahold. Either drag it along side or if he is strong enough pick it up. Now you can pickup some speed and have him loosen the lid. Select a good target and let go. They make a nasty mess. Trash front lawns, streets, anything. On a good night i have taken every single plastic trash can out of my neighborhood and totally trashed a single persons yard. They had about 30 cans all across their front yard with trash everywhere. A note, metal ones will scratch your paint and are dangerous if you friend can't hold on they fuck the underside of your car up when you run them over. Only take plastic ones. The fancy ones on wheels are a blast. Get one of those suckers placed right and they will roll all the way down a driveway or to a front porch and crash, they tip over sending the contents dumping out. One note, trashcan owners get very pissed if they catch you in the act. I had some guy try to punch me as i drove off with his can. I pulled the lid off and did a captain america on his face with it and escaped. Well i hope you enjoy these ideas. I will finish this file up in a few more parts sometime in the near future. If you have something you want me to add i will throw it in the next part of this series. Copyright (c) Sinister X / Ultra 1991 You know where to find us. |||||| |||||| |||||||| || || || || || || || || || || || |||||| ||||| |||||||||| || || || || || || || || || || || || ||||| || || |||||||| |||||| || || || |||||| |||||| Underground Legion of Terroristic Research Activists Sinister X --- Agent Cyclone --- Drug Lord =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ULTRA # 13 - Breaking into houses - E-Z-N boxes Written by Drug Lord =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= May 11, 1991 It has been a while since I have written a file, and that is because I couldn't think of anything. So, I just started remember what kind of stuff I used to do (and still do). The first thing I will teach you about are E-Z-N boxes. An E-Z-N box is a gold colored lock that is put on a house that is for sale. It is put on there by the real estate agent. Inside the box is the key to the front door. The reason why they are put on the door knobs of houses is so that the real estate agents don't have to get the key in in order to show the house. All the agent has to do is open the box up, get the key out, and open the door for their client. All real estate agents have a key that opens the E-Z-N box. Notice the initials of the lock and of course you should be able to figure out the meaning of it. If a house has an E-Z-N box, that means THE HOUSE IS VACANT! The owner usually gets transferred, or moves into another house, so they take their belongings with them, and move on along. With this information you can do several things. If the house is far away from neighbors, you could always try to break open the box, but I think that it would be a stupid idea because the boxes (locks) are cast iron, and it would take you a hell of a long time to get them open. Since the house is vacant, you can go in through the back. Check all of the doors around the back of the house, and also check the windows to see whether or not they are locked. I have found that many real estate agents forget about locking the doors back, etc. This way you won't have to break a window, draw suspicion, and get the neighbors over there. Just play it smart and don't throw a big rock at it from far away and make the fucking thing make a loud crash. Once you are inside the house, check all of the closets, drawers, etc. Even though the owner has moved, he often times leaves some shit behind to come back for later. He also doesn't have to worry about getting his stuff stolen because the agent is supposed to be with the client at all times. Hell, most stoves, refrigerators, and other shit stays as well, so if you feel brave enough to lug it out the back door, then more power to ya. This is also a great place to party with some of your friends. Once you are inside, you can unlock a certain bedroom window, so you can keep coming back. They won't think to check all of the windows in the house. I don't advise you coming back if you break out the window, because people and neighbors will be watching closer. Of course the night that you break in would be an excellent time to fuck your babe, or just rape a bitch off the street. Needless to say, this should be done at night. If you attempt this during the day, then you are just a plain dumb fuck. The later at night, the better. If you go around 10:00 pm or so, then there is still a chance that the real estate agent could show the house therefore causing you some major shit. This is especially true on the weekends because that is the time when most people go out looking for houses. So go late at night during the week. That's my suggestion. *-* HOW TO FIND A HOUSE WITH AN E-Z-N BOX *-* There are two ways of finding one. The first way is to drive around to houses that are forsale, and just drive buy and look at the front door knob. Look for the large gold box hanging from it. Then, you will know if the house is vacant. Also, on the FOR SALE sign outside, at the top many agents put a small sign on top of it with just the letters 'E-Z-N' or just 'EZN'. Another way is to call up some real estate agents and tell them that you are an agent with 'Century 21' (they are a national company, that is why I chose that name) and tell them that you would like to know if their office has any houses on E-Z-N boxes because one of your clients is in and out of town constantly due to his job, and you need to be able to show the house at a moments notice. They will usually welcome the opportunity to help you, because they are on commission, and it would be to their advantage to get the house sold. Try this with all the real estate companies you can locally. Most companies will have branch offices, so be sure to call the branches as well. *-* OTHER WAYS OF GETTING IN *-* After finding a house with an E-Z-N box, you could call up the agent and ask to see it. Then when you are looking around, simply unlock a window when the agent isn't looking. Then you come back later that night and open it up to get in. And last, but not least, if you have big balls and think that you are sly, you could try to steal the E-Z-N key from the real estate agent. It is NOT flat. The part that you stick into the lock is a cylinder. Look at an E-Z-N box and you will see what I am talking about. If you try this method, please e-mail me and let me know. That would be a really good laugh. I do believe the first ways are the easiest. Well, this concludes another ULTRA file. See, this isn't just a bunch of bullshit that anyone can think of. It is something that most people don't know about, therefore I have done my service to you by informing you of E-Z-N boxes. No other group can kick ass like us. Later on. Drug Lord U L T R A ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hope you liked this file. School can't teach a kid stuff like this. The reason is because they aren't evil fuck heads. Well, until next time, rape a bitch, bash a fag, and shoot a fucking pig for me too. Fuck them all! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- THIS FILE IS FOR INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. THE AUTHOR OF THIS FILE IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ACTION TAKEN BY THE READER. IF THE READER IS FUCKING STUPID ENOUGH TO GET CAUGHT, THEN HE DESERVES EVERYTHING COMING TO HIM. AND THE BEST PART OF ALL OF THIS IS, THESE FILES ARE LEGAL. UNDER THE FIRST AMENDMENT, THERE IS THE CLAUSE THAT SAYS THAT WE CAN EXPRESS OURSELVES ANY WAY WE WANT AS LONG AS WE ARE NOT A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER. OUR ATTORNEY SAID THAT THESE FILES ARE PERFECTLY LEGAL, THEREFORE WE WILL PUMP THEM OUT FOR YOU. EVIL RULES, YOU HAVE TO REALIZE THAT BY NOW. PHUCK THE WORLD. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ULTRA can be found at the following locations: Hall of Injustice (502) 241-9304 WWIVnet @5210 Blitzkrieg (502) 499-8933 WWIVnet @5211 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ |||||| |||||| |||||||| || || || || || || || || || || || |||||| ||||| |||||||||| || || || || || || || || || || || || ||||| || || |||||||| |||||| || || || |||||| |||||| Underground Legion of Terroristic Research Activists Sinister X --- Agent Cyclone --- Drug Lord Fag Bashing -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Agent Cyclone -------- ---------- -------- ----- --- - I. Introduction Pretty cool design eh? You don't like it? Ah, fuck you. Anyways, you can see the topic above: FAG BASHING. That's right, it is tooooo much fun. Why should we put up with all of those AIDS carrying, butt-pirating, boy-molesting, queers? They are abnormal. That is why if you want to, you should go out and beat the hell out of any fag you can find. These sickos have given us AIDS and other social problems. Now the queer boyz demand special rights because of their abnormal sexual orientation. I don't think so. If you haven't been living in a goddamned cave for the last few years, you know that such groups as ACT-Up and Queer Nation have been terrorizing Catholic Church services and straight people in general. Why should we have to put up with this shit? Hell, they aren't normal! The parts of their bodies they use in sexual activity were not made to go together. Assholes are for exit only. I don't care what anyone tells me, any male who likes to have a guys dick shoved up their ass can't be normal. And it is because of the rump-rangers that AIDS are now killing small infants in hospitals. True, heterosexuals carry AIDS too, but, if it had not been for the butt-lovers of the U.S.A., we would not be facing this disease today. So why put up with these people? There is no reason why we should. I feel that fags should have no rights in our society. If you notice, the media, which has a liberal bias, is trying to convince the American people that the homosexual lifestyle is a NORMAL one. Yeah right! So what should you do about it? Listed below are a few ideas. II. What to Do The first procedure is to find out where they are. This is pretty easy, especially if you live in San Francisco or Key West. Hell, those two cities are so infested, you want to puke whenever you go there. Anyway, most big cities have a fag-bar or two, sometimes more. This is where the fun starts. Once you discover this hang-out (doesn't have to be a bar, very often they go to public parks etc.) abuse it as best you can. This can go from simple name-calling as you go by, to egging or whatever. The best thing to do, is bomb the fucking joint. Destroy it so homo-Joe has no place to meet up with Antoine and Ramone. Another thing to do is single them out. If you are in school, this isn't to hard. Find out who's a fag, get a bunch of your buddies together, walk up behind the fag, and spit all over his back. He will probably get mad and turn around. When he does, tell him that you all had orgasms and jizzed all over his back. Tell him that you can't help it. If this approach doesn't work for you, then just beat the hell out of him. What can he do? Cry, and maybe even slap you. "Sthop it, you bulliesth". Poor fag. You are limited only by your imagination. One of the most evil things you can to a fag, takes the most balls. Go to a fag-bar, or hang out. Act like a queer. (This works well if you have a friend who will help you.) Try and pick some other queers up. Get them in your car and tell the lover-boys that you are "Going somewhere special." Stop the car at a remote spot. Get out of the car, and beat the hell out of them. Tell them why you hate them. Don't stop. When you are done. Tie the faggot up. Then spray paint "fag" all over them. Put them in the trunk of your car. Take them back to town and dump 'em off where you think it will have the best effect. You will be laughing your ass off the whole time. These are a few ideas. Off course you can always just plain terrorize them. This isn't hard at all. Just look at some ULTRA files if you can't think of anything evil to do to them, their house, or their car. It is not hard to figure out who they are. III. Conclusion Well, that's about it. I have stated my reasoning for this approach above. Plus, if you have ever met a fag, you know what they are all about. They lie, cheat, and steal more than any other segment of population. They are untrustworthy, Hell, they are more permiscuous than any group in society. Don't let anyone lay the bullshit line on you that fags are just born that way, that they had no choice. Fuck that shit. There has not been a scientific study to date to prove that homosexuality is the result of the genes you are born with. Bottom line, they are abnormal, so go out and abuse them today! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To all the ULTRA readers: If you like what you are reading, let us know. We would love to hear from you. You can drop us a line at any ULTRA distribution sites. If you have any ideas for future articles, or have something you want to see inserted in an issue, let us know. Now, if you think what we say is; bigotted, evil, hatred, sick, and wrong, fine but the majority love us. I don't give a fucking rat's ass what anyone thinks. I am writing whatever I please. If you want to challenge anything we have to say, fine. But in the end, you will always be wrong, and I will roast your ass. The ULTRA crew doesn't write to please anyone but ourselves. And we are doing a pretty damned good job. You don't like it? So fuck you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ULTRA DISTRIBUTION CENTERS Blitzkrieg (502)/499-8933 Hall of Injustice (502)/241-9304 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer: This article is for informational purposes only. The author cannot be held responsible for actions taken by the reader. (c) Copyright Agent Cyclone / ULTRA 1991 |||||| |||||| |||||||| || || || || || || || || || || || |||||| ||||| |||||||||| || || || || || || || || || || || || ||||| || || |||||||| |||||| || || || |||||| |||||| Underground Legion of Terroristic Research Activists Sinister X --- Agent Cyclone --- Drug Lord =============================================================================== 06-20-1991 Well, the group has been going for about 3 months now, and we are getting a lot of positive mail about our files. It is nice to hear that a lot of evil minds exist out there. I would like to thank Dredd for the idea for this file. Mental Torture -------------- by: Drug Lord There are plenty of ways to scare the fuck out of someone. The easiest way is through physical violence. Kicking their ass might just put them in their place. However, there are many times when you can fuck with someone's brain, and do a hell of a lot more damage (plus they end up having to pay for therapy). It depends on how you want to mentally fuck someone up. Here are some key ways of getting through. First off, it isn't a good idea for the person to know who you are. In other words you don't want to do this shit to a girl you dumped the day before. It would be only SLIGHTLY obvious who was doing this. You also want to always keep out of sight and make sure that nothing can be traced back to you. If this person you are fucking with knows who you are, then they will just call a pig and get your ass hauled in. The most obvious thing to do would be the phone calls. These would need to be done from a pay-phone. Make sure it is in a quiet place. If you call from your local mall, then it just ruins the moment. Also, calling at night adds that extra little "touch". You don't want to say much. Just say something about how they are going to die. Death of course is the scariest thing for people to think about. QUOTE FROM THE MOVIE HARD TO KILL: "Anticipation of death is worse than death itself". This holds very true. People are afraid to die and this is the best way to screw with someone's mind. Do not make a lot of harassing phone calls, especially with the new features that the Bell services have added. Letters in the mail do a nice job too. It goes without saying that you don't put a fucking return address. (If I didn't say that, then some 13 year old kid would be crying when he got caught. "But mommy...Drug Lord didn't TELL me not to put a return address." Anyway. Make sure your handwriting won't be recognized. You can do the old trick by cutting out letters of words in magazines and pasting them on a piece of paper, but that usually takes too long. Hell, just type the message on your computer. The lettering off of typewriters can be traced so that they can tell which type of typewriter it came from. You shouldn't take any unnecessary risks. In the letters you can say general stuff like "How does it feel knowing your about to die?", and "You had better watch your back, because you're about to die." Then you can go for the family pet. This is where the real mental torture begins. Many people would die without their pet. The best way to kill their pet is to take as much blood as you can. If pooch is out in the dog-house (at night of course), then offer the dog some food, and keep it quiet. Then you can either take a large knife and slice it's throat, or use a sledgehammer to crush its skull. The only problem is that the dog will probably yelp and squeal. Due to this, you can take pooch for a walk clear away from the house, and just bring a trash bag to throw the dog into after you are through. Now what you do is you take a rope and make a noose. Hang the dog by its neck at the front or back door. When they open the door to get some fresh morning air, they will find their lovable pooch slaughtered. You can even take some of pooch's blood for future use, or you can use some of it to write messages on the doors and the windows. You can do this with rabbits (remember Fatal Attraction), cats, and whatever lovable creatures that they have. Hell, if you have enough balls...hang their little brother or sister from the fucking porch. Hehe, that would be a good one! The idea is to terrorize your victim as much as possible. You can do little drive-bys where you can smash out windows in their houses with large rocks or other things. If you continue with this for a long time, you will eventually be caught unless you are truely sly. That is why it shouldn't last any more than a week. The calls from DIFFERENT phone booths, and the letters can continue, but going near their house night after night would make you pretty stupid. Also try to find out where the people work. Not just your victim, but the others that live with this person. Make some calls to where they work, and make sure they know that you will find them no matter where they go. Now you can take your extra blood and do a job on their car windows at work. By this time, they will be scared shitless. Feel free to use your own ideas as well. Just remember to be careful and not to let them know who you are. That could cause some serious legal shit for you. Have fun fucking with the minds of others. Drug Lord U L T R A -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- I, Drug Lord, am not responsible if people use these tactics to fuck with the minds of others. Hell, my mind is fucked as it is, so I don't have to worry. **ATTENTION** ULTRA is looking for members and distribution sites. For more information on this, contact either Sinister X or myself, and we'll give you the info that you need. To get ahold of us, be sure to call Blitzkrieg. Hall of Injustice has gone down for the summer, but will supposedly be back in the fall. 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