THE NEW ALT.REVENGE FAQ


Written by The Last Viking, viking95@freenet.hut.fi
Revision 1.10, Edited on a Commodore Amiga 2000.

Thanks to Steven C. Schultz and Cyberknight for sending me their comments and ideas.
Follow me if I advance, kill me if I retreat, avenge me if I die.
                                                                   - Mary Matalin
Revenge is justice.
							        - The Last Viking
If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? 
If you poison us, do we not die? and if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?
                                                            - William Shakespeare




01... What is alt.revenge about?

The purpose of the newsgroup alt.revenge is to discuss means and methods of revenge. We talk about revenge schemes and exchange ideas and problems. We often have people posting one or two articles about a special problem they have, and then we try to help them as good as we can. We aim to bring out the creativity in people and to make revenge look a bit a more like an art form rather than the old childish' cut his tires, kill him, steal or destroy his property.



02... What is alt.revenge not about?

Alt.revenge is not a newsgroup that was meant to be put on a long cross- posting list. It happens sometimes that we are included on cross-posting lists just because the original sender thinks that we will stirr up things, and make trouble. We really hate that! So, before you answer an article, make sure to trim the newsgroups line if it contains more newsgroups than alt.revenge.

Alt.revenge is not a newsgroup with people who wish to do your revenge. You have to do your own revenge yourself, that is the only way you can really retrieve yourself. To hear that someone screwed up your mark doesn't really make you feel any better. We sometimes get request about mailbombing other user's account. We will not do that, but we might tell you how you can accomplish it yourself.

Alt.revenge is not an advertising forum. It is nice to know about revenge related books and such but that is really where the limit goes.

Alt.revenge is not a newsgroup with the purpose of flaming. Although some posters really "beg" to be flamed, it is still not our main purpose to do so. We sometimes have our little fights here, but we're trying to limit ourselves.

Alt.revenge is not a place where you should post articles like, "I forgot to logout, please flame me." Put those articles in alt.flame or somewhere else, we really don't care about them.

Alt.revenge is not a newsgroup for discussion of how to kill or seriously injure people (or animals). Although some of our suggestion wanderer in the shadowland of right and wrong (from the law's view) it doesn't mean that we want to break it all the time. Actually it's much more fun to make your mark embarrased infront of his friends. Also remember that things, like cars and houses, are often insured and protected, and if the mark get the money back, there is no loss on his behalf.

Alt.revenge is not a group for prankers. We sometimes get inspiration and ideas from prankers, but there is a big difference between revenge and pranks. (see 04).

Alt.revenge is not a group for people who want to make bombs and blow up other people. If you're seeking knowledge in making bombs, then we suggest you go to rec.pyrotechnics. One of the reasons for this is because explosives are considered unstable at best, and you really don't want to blow up yourself or become a murderer (terrorist).



03... Why can't we all be friends?

The world is evil and if you let things go by, then everyone can abuse you. If you don't want to be bothered more, if you want total peace, then you can either move to a place where there is nobody around, or fight back. Let the bastards know that you're not one of those you're just letting everything pass by because it's the easiest, let them know that nobody messes with you!



04... What is the difference between revenge and pranks?

The difference between revenge and pranks might sometimes be a bit confusing. The actions which the avenger or the prankster performs are often very similar. Yet, the avenger will always have a different motive, and in most cases the magnitude of his actions is more violent and distinct.

The motive of the avenger is to retrieve his justice for something that has wrongly been done to him. The motive of the prankster is to annoy people to the point where it amuses the prankster, or atleast he get a kick out of it.

Some people say that avenger's are evil and that pranksters are more mild. If you forget about motive, then it's often right. Yet, if you bring motive into it, you will have a situation where the pranksters are the evil ones who can't let innocent people alone, whilst the avenger is the good ones who're trying to make their own justice. The motive is clearly different.



05... What kind of ethic codes should I follow in alt.revenge?

It is hard to discuss ethic when we talk about revenge. Often the payback becomes a bit harder than the cause, maybe to prevent it from happening again or maybe because it's done hastily or in bitterness. There are also different levels of revenge, this is discussed in the document ' Ethics of Revenge' available at The Avenger's Front Page on the Web (see #99). A few words of wisdom though;

- Revenge is a dish best served cold. Let your mind cool down, rethink the matter, the mark will always be there and if you strike when he least expects it, then you can take advantage of the surprise.

- If the trouble is a problem that can be solved, then solve it. Don't seek revenge when you can do something about it.

- Is the mark the right one? An important question, sometimes it happens that people are getting revenge on wrong persons. Base your knowledge on facts, not indices. There is always a responsibility on the shoulders of an avenger.

- Dogs, cats. They're animals and can not be held responsible for what they're doing, wrong or right. If the problem is a dog yelling all night, then aim you revenge towards the owner.

- It is hard to not involve 3'rd innocent person, but you should strive to do that. Atleast don't make an innocent hurt in any form. Always try to imagine that you're that 3'rd person and that you're in their situation. The best thing is probably to try to make the 3'rd person a secondary mark.



06... When should I avoid revenge?

There are situations where you should avoid revenge. What you choose to do is completely your own business though.

One situation is very typically, "My girlfriend broke up with me." So, what? She broke up with you? Maybe you're not good enough for her? Anyway, doesn't she, as an individual have the right to do that? Now the matter might be different if she was screwing around or if she did something real inpolite like throwing you out of the house on Christmas eve. My point is, you are hurt, but it doesn't always make things right to get even. There will always be a time to settle things, and the law system has no sense of humor when it comes to revenge.

Another situation might be if you are thinking about bringing matters into court, or infront of any other authority (SysAdm!) If you want to do that, then you really should be careful about what you say and do. Things that are said or done will usually surface later in such sitations. If you get for example a threatening email, contact the sysadm/root and complain to him about it. If you reply in a manner that breaks the net.etiquette then it might be used against you later.

A third situation might be if there is a war going on. You and your mark have been playing pranks on each-other for a long time, and it might have developed into more serious things. Whatever you do, he does back, maybe even worse. Nobody usually win in a war, so it's probably best to be mature and call it quit, or you can try talking to the guy.

In another situation it might be that the mark doesn't know he's bothering you. Like if he is doing something that is really annoying you and you don't say anything. The best to do in this situation is probably again to talk to the person and try to find a solution. A solution is almost always better than revenge.



07... How do I present my problem in the newsgroup?

Many people come to alt.revenge with an article like this, "I am pissed at my brother, any suggestions for a good revenge?" then they post it. The problem with this is that we have no clue who your brother is, what he is doing, where he is working, if he has a girlfriend, if he has some strange habits or if he sits on his room all day and play the guitar (like mine). So, please people, give us a clue about who your mark is. Tell us what he has done, and give us as much relevant information about him as possible. Also check out The Avenger's Handbook, it contains loads of schemes, maybe you'll find one that suits you?



08... What do I need to think about before I plan my revenge?

Maybe the first thing you should consider before you do anything is the consequences of your action. Deacon put it well when he wrote, "Be prepared to do the time for the crime." Many of the revenge schemes described in alt.revenge involves doing things that are illegal, can you afford getting caught? It's easy to say that you won't, but there is always some who does.

Will the scheme lead to a solution where the original problem, the reason why you seek vengance, will go away? Will the mark understand that he is better off not doing what he originally when you have got your vengance? Is it possible for the mark to do you wrong again? Can you avoid that? These are really questions you should ask yourself.



09... How do I avoid getting caught?

As what you're about to do is getting more serious, it gets more important that you avoid getting caught or leave tracks on the scene. Things you should think about is:

-Never use your own phone. (It can be traced)
-Never use your own computer account. (It can be traced)
-Never drive to your mark's house with your own car. (Park some blocks away)
-Never work with bare your hands uncovered. (Use gloves)
-Never let anyone see you. (Sneak in, sneak out)
-Never talk to anyone about what you have done. (No bragging!)
-Never steal anything. (As it might connect you with the crime)
-Never use your own hand writing or your own printer. (It can be traced)
-Never involve a 3'rd person. (Don't trust anyone)
-Never mail a letter from or near your home city/town, workplace, etc.
-Never use saliva on an envelope or stamp.
-Never use credit cards or personal checks to purchase revenge supplies.

Okay, this might be a bit paranoid. Yet, if you take many precautions you will minimize the risk of ending up in the big house.



10... How can I use internet for revenge purposes?

It is possible to use internet for revenge purposes, but it's not advised. Everything you do on your VAX or UNIX account is usually audit filed. That means that your system-operator can monitor and checkout whatever you do whenever he wants to. This simple fact makes revenge on internet difficult. The safest way to keep your account might be to get a freenet account or an account that you pay for. If you buy an account then you can mess more around, you pay for the service and the system-operator usually let things go (aslong as you're within legal limits).

Yet, there are ways to use internet for revenge purposes. If you look a bit around in the fall when the newcomers have just made their "virgin"-login, you will notice that many of them simply forget to logout. If you use their account to forge news-articles or email, then be aware that you are involving an innocent person, unless the mark is the one who forgot to logout. Another way to get past the audit file is to get the internet access without using your own account. Many systems has full telnet access which can be executed without loging in. At most systems this is possible, although it is often hidden. Check around and talk to some of the geeks to find to how it can be done. Tell them you have to telnet somewhere but that you don't have an account at the place you are at. When you have gotten telnet access, you can break into a news-server or mail-server and then forge from there. Now the sysop has to prove that you were sitting in the computer lab at that specific moment (which usually would be hard).

Another way to use internet for revenge purposes is to use netscape from a borrowed terminal. Often internet is promoted with netscape, what the owners usually forget is that you an use telnet from netscape. On Internet caffes you can rent a terminal with netscape running for a certain amount of time, those are very convenient to use when you want to telnet to port 25.

There are also fake-mail servers and anonymous-servers around, although I wouldn't guarantee the safety of using those.



11a.. How do I forge an email/news message?

This is explained very good in The Avenger's Handbook. Read section 10,11ab and 12 of this FAQ). What it basically is about, is to telnet directly to the mail/news server and talk directly to it. This is traceable though, so be careful.



11b.. How do I trace a forged article or email?

Good forgers can change almost everything on the article or email that they're forging. Yet, there is one distinct traceable line, that is the message ID line.

Message-ID: <3m3u2c$bv0@athos.cc.bellcore.com>

This message was sent from bellcore com. If someone forged an article and that article contained that message-ID, then I suggest that you email postmaster@athos.cc.bellcore.com or root@athos.cc.bellcore.com and ask if he can look in his audit file. Yet, the message-ID can be changed.

Message-ID: <3m3u2c$bv0@athos.cc.bellcore.com>
NNTP-Posting-Host: diablo.onthenet.com.au

The header in the article above suggest that someone from diablo.onthenet. com.au has broken into the athos.cc.bellcore.com nntp server and forged an article from there, in this case you should email both the sysops at diablo.onthenet.com.au and athos.cc.bellcore.com. There are ways to avoid getting that NNTP-Posting-Host line, but there is no way (that I know of) to alter it.

Path: news.mindlink.net!rover.ucs.ualberta.ca!overland.foo!bellcore.com!news
Message-ID: <3m3u2c$bv0@athos.cc.bellcore.com>

The article above would have been forged from rover.ucs.ualberta.ca, overland.foo doesn't exist so it couldn't have been in the rightful path- line. You can usually use the ping command to check if a site or router exist.

NOTE! All examples above are made situations, the original posters did not forge or fake anything. I just made it look like they did.



12... What is this 25/119 thing, and how can I do it?

This 25 thing that people are talking about is the port 25 of a server, which is it's mail-server. E.g. if you telnet to your domain with 25 as the port number (e.g. for me, telnet stud.cs.uit.no 25) then you will be able to talk directly to the mail-server. Every login onto this port (and everything else you do on the net, for that matter) is logged. That means that it's traceable. Even if you make a forgery were you can't see that you're the sender, it's possible for the administrator to see where it comes from.

You can do the same thing with the news server, were you would have to use port 119.



13... What is mailbombing?

Mailbombing is a term that we use for sending quantities of junk mail to a specific target (user). This can be done in two ways, you can send the user many short emails, or you can send the user a few HUGE emails. If you send him, say, 350 messages saying "fuck you", then he will have to delete all of the messages, which would be both tiresome and annoying in the lenght. If you send him a few huge messages, then you might be lucky enough to use up all his disc quota. If you're a real bold one and sends GIGANTIC amounts of crap email, then you might be lucky enough to crash their system.

Yet, before you try any of this, remember that you're audited and that it will be traced back to you. Source code to help you send big quantities of email can be found at The Avenger's Front Page.



14... How do I deal with internet crime and harrassment?

The best way of dealing with crime and harrassment on the internet is to complain directly to the user's sysop. It is imporant that you behave politically correct and that you're not just flaming when you file the complaint. A person who files this kind of complaint are on the internet often refered to as net.cop.

The administration can usually be reached at root@domain, staff@domain or postmaster@domain. The safest assumption would be to post directly to root. e.g., root@aol.com, postmaster@netcom.com or root@mit.edu.

If the complain is filed due to an article of threatening nature you should extend the complaints a bit; contact your local police and their local police, contact their school's security dept. and the Dean of Student Affairs at their campus or their employer.

If their message is of a personally threatening nature that makes references to you race, ethnicity, or sexual orientation, you may also want to contact: The American Civil Liberties Union or one of various group-oriented civil rights groups like the NAACP, JDL, ADL, Americans with Disabilities, ACTU-UP, etc.

If their message is a pyramid scheme, contact their service providers as outlined above, and also contact the FBI and/or the US Treasury Department.



15... How can I find information about people on Internet?

There are millions of users on the internet, and there is no complete directory where you can look them up. Yet, there are many ways to retrieve information about people on the net. The first thing you usually need to know is the mail address. If you don't have the email adress you won't get far. A way to get this is to ask the postmaster at the place were the person you're seeking is located. E.g. send an email to postmaster@domain asking for the email address of the user you're seeking.

When you have the email adress you can try fingering the user. This is done by writing finger name@domain. This will usually give you the whole name of the user and wether he's loged in or not. Sometimes users have a .plan and a .project file were there might be addtional information (some users writes their address and phone number in the .plan file) (suckers!).

If you already have the email address, then it might be a good idea to start looking on the World Wide Web. Many American Universities has complete directories of their employees and users available on the Web. If you go to The Avenger's Front Page (see #99) you will find a hotkey for a location where there is a list of most Universities that had net access. When you get to the home-page of the University where the mark is a student, then you can start searching for a phone or address book (Not every University has one)

Another way to find the University home-page is removing stuff from the users email address. e.g. paalde@stud.cs.uit.no would be http://www.uit.no/.



99... Where can I find revenge related text on the Internet?

There is a script called http://www.umd.umich.edu:80/~nhughes/htmldocs/av.html (Nathan Hughes)
Europe: http://www.cs.uit.no/~paalde/Revenge/TAH.html (The Last Viking)

The Avenger's Front Page is now available on the World Wide Web. You will there find a whole collection of revenge schemes and related material. It's definitely worth looking at. You can retrieve it by selecting the URL: http://www.cs.uit.no/~paalde/Revenge/

If you fail to download The Avenger's Handbook, then just email me and I will send it to you...