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\title{Blipverts}
\author{\& Other Explosive Promo}
\date{The Wailing Crier}
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{\Large Guild of Adventure Gaming}
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PO Box 8111\\
Kentwood, MI 49518\\
(616) 531-5460}
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{\noindent \large
T}he Guild of Adventure Gaming is a buyer's group made up of members who
send their orders into us. We pool the orders and buy at wholesale, passing
the savings on to members. By skipping the retail level, we can offer
a wider range of products at discount prices while retaining access to
a large selection of companies without the inventory costs of a
retailer.

Most of the products we sell are at a 35\% discount from list price,
while magazines, paints, and dice are at 30\% discount. Members pay
their own shipping and a \$.75 handing charge, and most orders are
delivered in 2-3 weeks. We also accept Visa and Mastercard.

Membership in the Guild is covered by a one-time fee of \$15.
Our catalogs cost \$3 with any order or \$5 if mailed separately.
With membership, you will have access to our newsletter and
updates of new releases.

We think you'll find the Guild is a welcome alternative to
high prices.\\

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{\Large Another Good Mail-Order Store}
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{\noindent \large
F}or those of you out there who are looking for a good mail-order
    source for RPG's of all sorts, as well as wargames, miniatures,
    dice, and supplies of all kinds, I recommend "Wargames West."
    I have ordered from WGW in the past, and I can say that they
    are simply the best mail-order company I have ever dealt with.
    They are fast and friendly and their selection is unmatched by
    anyone.

    Here is their address and phone number:

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                            Wargames West\\
                            3422 Central SE\\
                            Albuquerque, NM 87106\\

                            PH\#: 1-800-SAY-GAME\\}
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    Their catalog is 120+ pages and makes you feel like a little kid
    in a toy store.  The catalog is free (but only inside the U.S.,
    I think).

    Credit card and Money Orders get the fastest service.  They ship
    U.P.S., U.S. Mail, C.O.D. (U.P.S. only), and, if you can afford
    it, next day air, so you have a variety of shipping options.

    I believe there is a minimum order of \$15. 

    Just call them for the catalog.  The catalog alone will convince
    you to do business with them.


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\ \ \ --- \=Andrew G Hummell\\
\>{\em aghst1@unix.cis.pitt.edu}\\
\>University of Pittsburgh\\
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{\Large Free RPG Info}
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{\noindent \large
F}ree role playing info for the cost of a stamp. Sure there are
gonna be some ads. Don't worry, there'll be useful stuff too. Send
an SASE to:


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                         Free Info\\
                         P.O. Box 972\\
                         Amherst, NY 14226-0972\\

                                  Just Do It\\}
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\ \ \ --- \=Terry L Freeland\\
\>{\em v097pz6d@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu}\\
\>University at Buffalo\\
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{\Large Inter{\em Text}}
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{\noindent
\underline{{\large I}nter{\em Text}}, like its predecessor, \underline{Athene},
is devoted to publishing amateur writing in a genres of fiction. It will be
published on a bi-monthly basis, hopefully alternating with \underline{Quanta}
(so subscribers to both will get one netzine every month). The magazine's editor
is Jason Snell, and associate editors are Geoff Duncan and Phil Nolte, all of
whom have been seen in the pages of \underline{Athene} or \underline{Quanta}.

\underline{Inter{\em Text}} is published in both ASCII and PostScript formats. The
first issue will appear June 1991. For a subscription (specify ASCII or
PostScript), information, or submissions of stories to be published in
\underline{Inter{\em Text}}, contact Jason Snell at {\em jsnell@ucsd.edu}.\\


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{\Large DargonZine}
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{\noindent
\underline{{\large D}argonZine} in an electronic magazine printing
stories written for the Dargon Project, a shared-world anthology similar
to (and inspired by) Robert Asprin's Thieves' World anthologies, created
by David ``Orny'' Liscomb in his now retired magazine, \underline{FSFNet}. The Dargon
Project centers the medieval duchy of Dargon in the far reaches
of the Kingdom of Baranur on the world of Makdiar and, as such, contains
stories with a fantasy-fiction/sword\&sorcery flavor.

\underline{DargonZine} is currently  available only in flat-file, text-only format.
For a subscription, please send a request via MAIL to the editor, Dafydd, at
the userid {\em white@duvm.BITNET}. This request should contain full userid
as well as your full name. InterNet subscribers will receive issues in Mail
format. BitNet users have the option of specifying the a preferred
file transfer format (DiskDump, Punch/Mail, or SendFile/NetData).\\

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{\Large Classifieds}
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Lonely female halfling seeks male
halfling in her life, preferably an adventurer. If
you have a reasonably established halfling (AD\&D,
Rolemaster, whatever) who is caring, considerate
likes children and not over-frivolous, please mail
me their description. I'd like to clone him.
Strict confidence: Graham Wills,
Dept. of Maths, Trinity College, Dublin, Ireland,
{\em gwills@maths.tcd.ie} \\
\hline
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{\Large Trying to Find Us?}
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To contact the Guildsman, write to:

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{\em The Gamers' Guild}\\
{\em Commons, Main Desk}\\
{\em University of California}\\
{\em Riverside, CA 92521}\\
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{\Large Discounts for UCR Gamers\\}
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Alpha-Omega Games\\
15965 Piuma Ave\\
Cerritos, CA 90701\\
(213) 809-6849\\
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Mon          &  7pm -- 10pm\\
Tues -- Thurs &  Noon -- 9pm\\
Fri -- Sat    &   Noon -- 10pm\\
Sun          &  Noon -- 5pm\\
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{\noindent C}heck out our new location in Cerritos. From Riverside, take
the 91 to the 605N, take a left off the Alondra exit and a left on Piuma.
UCR Gamers command a 25\% discount$^{*}$.\\

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Comics +\\
8151 Arlington\\
Riverside, CA 92503\\
(714) 785-4818\\
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Mon -- Sat &  9am -- 10pm\\
Sun       &  10am -- 8pm\\
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{\noindent C}heck out our all-new collection of games and
gaming accessories at our new location on Arlington.
UCR Gamers command a 20\% discount$^{*}$.\\

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Daylight Hobbies\\
10220 Hole Avenue\\
Riverside, CA 92503\\
(714) 688-6013\\
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Mon -- Fri &  10am -- 8pm\\
Sat & 9am -- 7pm\\
Sun & 10am -- 5pm\\
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{\noindent G}aming is our specialty, and we have a
complete stock of RPGs and accessories including
the latest material. UCR Gamers command a 10\%
discount$^{*}$.\\

{\noindent $^{*}$ Discounts apply only to games and do not
apply to items purchased on credit or to items already marked down.
Discounts will only be honored to current members of the UCR
Gamers' Guild.\\}

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