Bill sent me%
I will break you%
I'd lose my head if it wasn't attached%
What's your boggle?%
In my mind, I'm already gone%
We will assimilate you%
I have the power%
The barber did it%
I can fly%
She thrust her pencil through my gut%
In the left ear, out the right eye%
Resistance is futile%
Tell me about the rabbits%
Pretty hair%
Okely Dokely%
Can't talk, eating%
You lose, you die%
The game is real%
It's gonna blow%
Stop that, you anarchist%
Our fearless hero escapes%
My aura is uncontrollable%
The universe has an attitude%
Ignorance is bliss%
The horrendous space kablooie%
Monstrous killer death lizard%
The Simpsons%
How ironic%
Informationally impaired%
I like this itinerary%
I smashed it good%
You can't make small of me%
All the colors of the bow, man%
I'll see you in hell%
You're that drunken posse%
The girl knows too much%
The world's largest cubic zirconia%
Stupid TV, be more funny%
Time to stick it to the man%
They'll grow back, right?%
Can I throw up in your bathroom?%
Blast that infernal card%
Say hello to Miguel Sanchez%
My thoughts are a buck apiece%
That's totally spam%
Give me my money%
A lot of blue hair, what a freak!%
It looks like its back to jail for me%
It's an inanimate carbon rod%
Damage assessment is under way%
I'm stupendous man%
It's a brave new world%
Deep thoughts by Jack Handy%
Well isn't that special?%
Thou art a peanut%
A stream of bright crimson blood%
The groan of mortal terror%
He's a devil, a devil, a very fiend%
Four legs good, two legs bad%
Thou shalt be loggerhead%
I am slain%
Thy drugs are quick%
Sin from my lips%
The poor bastards nuts%
Who the devil are you?%
Four legs good, two legs better%
I will work harder%
All animals should go naked%
Ye shall all die in this place%
It is the beating of his hideous heart%
I could bear those smiles no longer%
Boy, what a touchy subject%
Where are all my character underpants?%
Don't be so dysfunctional, mom%
I am the culmination of creation%
I'm a simple man with complex tastes%
Pretty shrewd planning, huh?%
I think mom lettered in shotput%
Denial springs eternal%
Nobody respects my denial%
Good poetry gives me goose bumps%
Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie%
My brain wishes my ego had call waiting%
The really ought to be a fall olympics%
We can sell mom and dad into slavery%
Fortunately our hero always buckles up%
Fat kids are high in cholesterol%
He seemed almost impervious to pain%
He wore a look of homicidal fury%
Spiff has but one desperate chance%
It's a pack of deinonychus dinosaurs%
Don Roberto has no beard%
He's a false professor%
The tank has not come%
I live in the state of denial%
A quick slash from a vibrator knife%
A pearly glow seeped out of the air%
Ordinary kids don't kill their parents%
I smashed his head upon the floor%
Unable to determine previous vector%
That blast came from the Death Star%
God bless those pagans%
I'm surrounded by morons%
Shutup, you freak%
Shut the freak up%
That's a spooky honker%
Just pop my shoulder back in%
Bart, watch you language%
Geriatric profanity disorder%
Great moons of Neptune%
Smoke yourself thin%
Get confident, stupid%
This circle is you%
Food goes in here%
This lad has a developed ego integrity%
If it feels good, do it%
Be like unto the boy%
My patented spitting off the overpass%
Eat my shorts young man%
Yes, I am%
The angel of the damned was Satan%
What kind of catch phrase is that?%
A nice red one, Gordo%
Kick it old school in the g-funk era%
Stop whining and get a life, bozo%
Want some advice?  Drop dead%
She's mad because I broke her code%
I want to put another eye in my head%
Oh, those mischievious planets%
Han Solo%
Chewbacca%
Luke Skywalker%
Yoda Jedi Master%
Leia Organa Solo%
Ben Kenobi%
Lando Calrissian%
Wedge Antilles%
Anakin Skywalker%
Admiral Ackbar%
Darth Vader%
Grand Moff Tarkin%
Jabba the Hut%
Emperor Palpatine%
All good things must come to an end%
Captain Jean-Luc Picard%
Commander William Riker%
Doctor Beverly Crusher%
Lt. Commander Data%
Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge%
Chief Miles O'Brien%
Charles Montgomery Burns%
Ned Flanders%
Reverend Lovejoy%
Krusty the Clown%
Sweet nourishing gruel%
Hi, I'm Troy McClure%
We're out of Bort license plates%
I didn't do it%
Bart Simpson%
Lisa Simpson%
Homer Simpson%
Marge Simpson%
Maggie Simpson%
Abraham Simpson%
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon%
Itchy and Scratchy%
Dad: The Paragraph%
On behalf of all life, I defy you%
My lunatic whims are their laws%
Outta my way, twinkie boy%
I got the dry heaves%
Presidential pardons all around%
Great diaphragm control, huh?%
Chocolate frosted sugar bombs%
He's a distgusting menace to society%
Parasitic contentment%
An inscrutable omen%
Childhood is for spoiling adulthood%
Shes gone from suck to blow!%
See you in hell, candy boys!%
The trees are really sneezing, today%
I'm only burping--Not truly belching%
Spiff sets out to investigate%
I'll give you something to talk about!%
Where the heck is the manual override?
I have a very sarcastic mother%
Grown-ups have no taste%
Wow, I bored myself awake!%
Be careful or be roadkill%
I hope I have enough Cadmium red%
A good compromise leaves everybody mad%
Patent-pending "3-D Gore-O-Rama"%
Calvin drives Fire Engine; Few injured%
Boy tells secret of greatness%
Statue of Calvin commissioned for site%
I like breakfast on the run%
I'm eating worms for a nickel%
Nobody likes us "Big picture" people%
This is a big, fat waste of my time!%
Help!! It's the thought police!%
What business is it of yours, jerk?!$
Some people sure are nosy%
I need to work on my salesmanship%
She made a tactical blunder%
Darkness is relative%
We'll go for the fake agreement%
Dictator-for-life rebuked for biting%
Good meetings always turn into riots%
Everybody gets good enemies, except me%
This is such a great club%
I just ripped you off%
I thought I was going to explode!%
I gotta get a stunt double%
Suicide Drink--Twenty five cents%
We didn't get to do half our itinerary%
Grandoise plans to destroy the world%
I must've put my finger on it%
Is it like being a bug?%
Ballistic missiles from God%
Innate inclination towards evil%
Boiled guano on raw maggots%
One day pounce-free of tiger attacks%
Fortunately, I'm the stoic type%
My rallying cry is, "So what?!"%
And over here is the real world%
Anatomically correct snowman%
Their admiration overwelms their envy%
Fleas can't stand the way kids smell%
Eggplant casserole tonight?%
That fur must be strictly ornamental%
My family is dysfunctional%
I love the culture of victimhood%
He's contemplating snowman evolution%
I like to verb words%
Verbing weirds language%
Academia, here I come%
Chocolate chip cookie batter%
You could get salmonella poisoning%
You can't feed me dog food!%
Stop being such a little weirdo%
Oh, nice underpants!%
Utterly unique and exquisite crystal%
This squid isn't even fresh!%
The inky brine has soaked the bread%
I only throw consecrated snowballs%
Rigor Mortis Ridge%
Grim Reaper Gorge%
A worm-eaten corpse%
Doctor Love, Paging Doctor I.M.N. Love%
Saint Valentine's Day massacre%
It must be a fallen angel%
The Triumph of Perserverance%
It's like shooting fish in a barrel%
Reality continues to ruin my life%
It's a severed head%
My alter ego, mild-mannered Calvin%
Stupendous muscles of magnitude%
Boy, was I thirsty%
Well, they're all moral victories%
They're snowmen prophets of doom%
I'm leaking brain lubricant%
Where was the Byzantine Empire?%
Yeah, yeah. Kill the messenger%
Infra-red nighttime vision goggles%
Calvin is a porridge brain%
You have a secret detractor!%
Theres no way to trace this lunatic%
Susie: You smell!%
Its a lousy way to run a universe%
Another blow to creative integrity%
My bills always die in subcommittee%
Captain Steroid comic books%
A swift kick in the butt: One buck%
Theres no moral law!%
Bestow thy flickering light forever%
Its mind over matter%
I deny I itch%
Calvin, Boy Genius, hope of mankind%
They can't ignore the dinosaur vote!%
Well, I'm phasing%
I'm a syrupy mess%
Calvin: Memoirs of a six-year-old%
The peanut butter is ruined!%
I demand an exorbitant annual salary%
At least our televisions understand us%
I'm at peace with the world%
I thrive on making other people change%
Talk about a kid magnet%
You can't fight luck%
Stern lecture plumbing%
I told you not to flush that!%
Homer's Revenge List%
Don't start stalking people, again%
You'd better run, egg!%
Kids can be so cruel%
He's the one wearing the helicopter%
Its not done 'till you're dead%
Kill da fool!%
This club better be worth it%
I love loopholes!%
The question is moot!%
